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I must conduct some serious business stuff (or maybe it's hood rat stuff?) for a few hours today, but I am leaving you in the more than capable hands of the fuckery-glazed femalien who was born out of an intergalactic butterfly's vagina. Bai Ling shouldn't be too much trouble. She'll just be on the other side of room kissing herself in a mirror with BOTH lips. If she starts to use tongue or clit just close the dividing curtain, or take your pants off and enjoy. Either or. And if she gets stuck, just take a plunger to the back of her head and pry her off. It happens all the time.
Here's Bai with Helen Mirren and her other Love Ranch co-stars at the Los Angeles premiere last night. Yes, Bai Ling and Helen Mirren in the same movie. It's like the apocalypse is flirting with us.



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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 9:25pm.
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I'm on West Coast time so I haven't made it to Part 3 of the reunion...and I think after that is the (new?) show "Bethanny getting married" which I will NOT be watching...and yes I will abuse that vision insurance as fast as I can.
Edited: pepaw sexcapades?? I'll have to go over to the kate thread and check it out.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 9:13pm
and on another random note I just found out I have vision insurance so maybe I can pick up my desperatly needed new pair of glasses that will cost SLIGHTLY less than the 250-300 dollars I usually have to shell out at lenscrafters...
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Koko, grab everything you can while you got it. That's a lesson I learned during financially desperate times.
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 9:13pm.
The "Real Housewives" are KILLING me right now with their junior high drama and shenanigans on the reunion shows (conveniently aired back to back on BRAVO)...and on another random note I just found out I have vision insurance so maybe I can pick up my desperatly needed new pair of glasses that will cost SLIGHTLY less than the 250-300 dollars I usually have to shell out at lenscrafters...
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Oh crap, I was so busy posting my pepaw sexscapades on the Kate Gosselin thread I forgot to watch my favorite bitches. Oh well, Bravo will rerun this crap all weekend.
*Sets alarm for Costco J Lohr Sauvignon Blanc wine run on Friday*
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 9:22pm.
Come on over in the Possum-Thread. We re playing "Who would fuck who"
Sup, dykes?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
The "Real Housewives" are KILLING me right now with their junior high drama and shenanigans on the reunion shows (conveniently aired back to back on BRAVO)...and on another random note I just found out I have vision insurance so maybe I can pick up my desperatly needed new pair of glasses that will cost SLIGHTLY less than the 250-300 dollars I usually have to shell out at lenscrafters...
@ TheBreakDown
http://dreammoods.com/cgibin/dreamdictionarysearch.pl?method=exact&heade...
Hope this helps
OK, so I have a dream that has recurred intermittently over the last few years.
And in this dream, I see eyes that look like mine, but I cannot see the face. I am one that believes dreams mean something, but I cannot place this one.
Am I looking at my future spawn?!
Someone call Oda Mae Brown!
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 7:15pm
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too funny, I get a kick out of Nancy's ****BOMBSHELLS****, especially since Eileenie pointed them out.
I must say in her defense, though, I appreciate that she tries to highlight the worst cases of "malfeasance" in order to keep us informed. Sometimes I think we all may be getting complacent because as society seems to be spiraling more out of control, we're becoming more accepting of it. What do you think?
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went to the casino today, won 60 bucks. Pretty happy about it
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Jill-The-Ripper:
It's 3:33, and I am eyeing a J!
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Breaky is it early early or late late over there?
It's Ambien time here!
Now where did I put my Slanket?
Who wants to cuddle?
catholicschoolgirl:
I'm not high enough to be paranoid yet.
But just gimme a sec!
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 7:06pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 6:59pm.
I think Nancy Grace has used "BOMBSHELL TONIGHT" more than I have EVER heard tonight and it's only 5 minutes into the show...sigh.
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Is the bombshell the JVDS dna under the fingernails, or something else?
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She uses that phrase every night (no matter if there is a 'bombshell' or not) but tonight she is out of control with it. And I'm not sure if Nancy even knows what the "bombshell" is tonight...it may be the DNA but she just seems rabid talking about Joran in general. Oh and she backtracked and said there was DNA found under the victim's fingers but it is being tested currently (So I guess TECHNICALLY it could be anyone's but I'm sure it is his).
Sucky that is some weird ass music in your Youtube.
Sounds like something you probably talked along to in your ghOooOoost voice.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 7:05pm.
Manimal5 - I made it through about 30 seconds of the video and had to turn it off. Do you know why? Not out of outrage over the satanic message, but because that was some lame shit. Have you ever noticed that the "high priest" satanists (or whatever they call themselves) are either fat loser pigs who couldn't get laid in a whorehouse on pay-day, or are completely closeted gays who no one believes could complete the ritual with a $5 whore, much less a pretty virgin? Damn, they're gonna have to put together a much better recruiting video to bring in the evil.
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You idiots really need to find someone desperate enough to get your old asses laid. Fighting in the Dlisted comment section on a first-username basis? Fucking sad. - Lucifer_Sam
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 6:59pm.
I think Nancy Grace has used "BOMBSHELL TONIGHT" more than I have EVER heard tonight and it's only 5 minutes into the show...sigh.
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Is the bombshell the JVDS dna under the fingernails, or something else?
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You idiots really need to find someone desperate enough to get your old asses laid. Fighting in the Dlisted comment section on a first-username basis? Fucking sad. - Lucifer_Sam
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 5:04pm.
sup dykes you ready to do some satanic rituals?
NSFW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S646g8eEASY#t=6m40s
See this is why I always visit Dlisted.
Sucky...the virgin sacrifice must be part of every satanic ritual...even if it's completely unnecessary. LOL
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 6:47pm.
catholicschoolgirl:
As part of my community service pact with the Lawd, I teach chirrenz every summer. I have a soft spot in my black heart for midgets, I suppose.
And as I am literally right now in a big ass boarding school ALONE in the wilderness with no sign of civilization in sight, it is also rehab too.
*puff*
They did not confiscate everythang!!
And as soon as I get back to the real world, I am fucking everything that has a heartbeat!
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Aaawwww, Breaky, that's so cute, I always find it so redeeming that...wait, what's that over your shoulder? Holy shit...it's, it's, I can't tell what it is, but IT'S COMING TOWARDS YOU...OH GOD BREAKY, RUN, RUN! DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU...JUST RRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN............
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I think Nancy Grace has used "BOMBSHELL TONIGHT" more than I have EVER heard tonight and it's only 5 minutes into the show...sigh. Why do I do this to myself?? Oh, and apparently they did find Joran Van Der Sloots DNA under Stephay Flores fingernails (no big surprise there).
catholicschoolgirl:
As part of my community service pact with the Lawd, I teach chirrenz every summer. I have a soft spot in my black heart for midgets, I suppose.
And as I am literally right now in a big ass boarding school ALONE in the wilderness with no sign of civilization in sight, it is also rehab too.
*puff*
They did not confiscate everythang!!
And as soon as I get back to the real world, I am fucking everything that has a heartbeat!
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I'm outta here, all. Good night!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 6:19pm.
catholicschoolgirl:
1. Turkey
2. The spawn are human- spoiled Turkish chirrenz, ages 8-11. I've got a half dozen!
3. English...and how to control their pimp hand
4. You obviously have never taught before or have chirrenz, because they drain your energy like no other!
5. I can always use an international attorney!
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OMFGROFL!!!!!!
*wipes tears from eyes laughing at Breaky*
Oh God Breaky, don't mean to add to the degradation, but the idea of you shanghied by a bunch of turkish kids is too f'in funny! HOW did you get yourself into this? You're supposed to be the king of cool, the ultimate adult entertainer, the heaux king of every continent! Did you sign up for this or is it some kind of horrible community service?
*continues to wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
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OMG I could use a pint of ale right about now.
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catholicschoolgirl:
1. Turkey
2. The spawn are human- spoiled Turkish chirrenz, ages 8-11. I've got a half dozen!
3. English...and how to control their pimp hand
4. You obviously have never taught before or have chirrenz, because they drain your energy like no other!
5. I can always use an international attorney!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 4:28pm.
lol queenie!! the 30k EXCEEDS the fucking mark up/profit I had on the bids.... WE'RE GONNA HAFTA PAY TO DO WORK!!!!!!! *shoots self in spleen with harpoon*
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Jacko - your dlisted sluts LURVES you! Set up a pay-pal account and we'll pass the hat to save your ass. You'll owe us, so we'll probably demand you repay it in sexual favors.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 6:06pm.
catholicschoolgirl:
I guess I was so tired from teaching my spawn this morning that I passed out for six hours instead of the intended two.
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OK, tons of questions (I've been off the d for a few days due to work and family issues):
1. What country are you in now?
2. What spawn are you teaching, and how many of them are there? What ages?
3. What are you teaching them?
4. Why are you so exhausted after teaching them?
5. Do we need to have an international attorney on stand-by for any reason?
Can't wait to hear the answers.
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catholicschoolgirl:
I guess I was so tired from teaching my spawn this morning that I passed out for six hours instead of the intended two.
Who needs a job? I got one for ya. Find my cell phone in this big ass building!
I can't see! It's pitch black in here!
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I'm not sure Jack can be held financially responsible. If he was doing the bidding as an agent of his company and he had their permission to do it, it seems to me it's a case of caveat emptor. It won't prevent them from firing him but I don't think they can make him pay the difference. Of course, I could be wrong, but something doesn't sound right.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 5:57pm.
OMG, I just woke up from my 'nap'.
That was more like a coma!
WHat did I miss, sluts?!
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Hi Breaky! We're chatting about job searches during the dlisted dinner-lull. What were you up to earlier that you had to nap in a coma-like state?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 3:41pm.
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Jack, everybody makes mistakes. Can't you negotiate wtih that owner to make it like a 15K error, and you'll do favors for him later??
I cannot find my cell phone in this big ass house and it is pitch black outside.
I need a flashlight!!!
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OMG, I just woke up from my 'nap'.
That was more like a coma!
WHat did I miss, sluts?!
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Submitted by barburger on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 3:41pm.
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You don't have to beg, you can still come off really confident when expressing how much you enjoyed working there.
You can add touches like:
Previously I was responsible for X, Y, Z etc etc... I believe these skills I learned would work well to benefit the firm in the YYYY department.
I greatly enjoyed working for XXX and would like to submit my resume for your consideration in selecting candidates to fill this position.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 5:49pm.
@Catholic School Girl:
Oh I love working with adults who have developmental disabilities but I haven't been getting ANY responses from the craigslist ads for jobs that have been posted. I think it is easier often for these places to hire someone who will work for minimum wage--not that I'm exactly demanding with my salary requirements (i.e. I require barely above poverty level). I KNOW I could get a special ed. job at a school in a heartbeat in the fall but too often the jobs available are with "conduct disorder" kids who are often socio/psycho paths and I'm still traumatized from the beatings I got at my last school.
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I totally understand why you don't want to get back with the conduct d/o kids (I worked with them briefly years ago and that was enough). Do you have any contacts with people in the social service agencies? It seems like most of the those jobs are word-of-mouth. The other thing I found that worked is that I volunteered with two agencies (I only had to do 2 hours per week with them)and when they had openings I knew about them right away and was hired. It can work to your advantage if you have the time to spare.
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@Dog: I tried to upload a picture of my own cat that apparently didn't work...I am technically inept but I need an avie so I will try again later.
@Catholic School Girl:
Oh I love working with adults who have developmental disabilities but I haven't been getting ANY responses from the craigslist ads for jobs that have been posted. I think it is easier often for these places to hire someone who will work for minimum wage--not that I'm exactly demanding with my salary requirements (i.e. I require barely above poverty level). I KNOW I could get a special ed. job at a school in a heartbeat in the fall but too often the jobs available are with "conduct disorder" kids who are often socio/psycho paths and I'm still traumatized from the beatings I got at my last school.
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Submitted by barburger on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 3:41pm.
Pre-occupied today, but have been poppin' in and out reading.
Need advice.
My former company has my same job posted as the one I had but for a different dept. Everything was all good when I got laid off and co-workers called me to tell me about this opening.
They don't just pickup the phone and call you back, they post the job and you have to apply like it was your original contact.
My question is how the hell do I word a cover letter when I know the person well. Dear Sir/Madam is inappropriate--and what do you really say considering they already know you and your work ethic and qualification, etc.
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Barburger, don't know if you'll see this but I just had to respond. My sis just went through this same situation and the answer is to PERSONALIZE your response with as much name-dropping as possible. Remind them that you worked there, with whom, what you did, that you had great reviews etc. Don't send a form-letter response, they'll get at least 300 of those. Put as much as you can regarding all of the people you worked with and the job responsibilities that the hiring person will recognize. And then follow-up as much as you can to nail the interview. My sis did it and got a great job out of it - now is not the time to be modest or passive. Best of luck to you.
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@koko
What pays well and would work with your background in special Ed is respite care provider. Caretakers (family) of disabled individuals qualify for respite care through Medicare/Medicaid alot. Since you re qualified to work with mental disabilities, you should be set. It pays up to 25 bucks an hour and its not all day every day job. just an idea...
Koko, where be your avie?
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 4:56pm.
Somebody hire me !!! I mean technically I have a job--albeit a crappy one (substitue teacher who rarely answers the phone)...maybe SICK KITTEN needs some help with her/his new website ???
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Koko - I know you have alot of experience in Special ED, have you talked to the social service agencies in your area re working with adults with MI/DD/MR issues who need help and training? Your experience would transfer over perfectly.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 5:19pm.
WOO HOO!!!!! I completed everything on my to do list for today *fist pump*
Including setting the date for the Annual Company BBQ *dry humps air*
And balanced the check book, paid all the bills *licks bewbs*
I FUCKING ROCK!
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Ahahahahaha ME, I had the same kind of day and am happy about it too! Every once and awhile the heavens converge and everything goes smoothly.
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WOO HOO!!!!! I completed everything on my to do list for today *fist pump*
Including setting the date for the Annual Company BBQ *dry humps air*
And balanced the check book, paid all the bills *licks bewbs*
I FUCKING ROCK!
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 5:06pm.
Submitted by Yepimmaalt on Thu, 06/24/2010 -
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You thought we all should know that yesterday as well. No one cared then and no one cares now. Why don't you stop trying to start shit here and go back to your cell? No one here gives a crap about SK/you/posers. Get a life, loser.
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Yay Dog !!!!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 5:07pm.
*slips quietly into the D-listed confession-booth*
Dear D-listers, i have sinned. I have listened to a Rihanna Song (with Eminem) and i liked it.
*Hangs head in shame*
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*sigh* off to zee ovens vitz yew!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
*slips quietly into the D-listed confession-booth*
Dear D-listers, i have sinned. I have listened to a Rihanna Song (with Eminem) and i liked it.
*Hangs head in shame*
Submitted by Yepimmaalt on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 2:19pm.
FYI dlisters- Sick Kuntten has a new site, Banned Bitches and M.E and Koko are mentioned.
Also, Jana is somewhat of a roach, just sitting on the Ho-rizon!
Thought you all ahould know!
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You thought we all should know that yesterday as well. No one cared then and no one cares now. Why don't you stop trying to start shit here and go back to your cell? No one here gives a crap about SK/you/posers. Get a life, loser.
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*throws a pink sequinned mini skirt, rhinestone plated bra and knee high boots on Koko*
*tosses her ass on the corner of Market St.*
MAKE ME MONEY BITCH!
*speeds off*