So Maybe They Don't Hate Each Other After All....
A couple of weeks ago, UsWeekly told everyone that the forever pretentious Fishstick Paltrow and the equally pretentious Vadge ended their pretentious friendship and now hate each other with the passion of a million violent bowel movements. The image of Vadge dipping her pen (made from the bones of her victims) in a jar of virgin's blood and crossing Fishy's name off the invitation list for Baby Jesus' bris sponsored by Vita Coco water did lift me up a few times. But sadly, there might not be anymore images like that since it looks like Vadge and Fishy are friendly-ish again.
At a Diane Von Furstenberg event in London last night, Fishy and Vadge looked sort of happy as they posed together for a few pictures. Fishy didn't try to destroy Vadge by reciting a few lines from her latest edition of GOOP in Latin (you know she's fluent), so that means they don't totally want to murder each other.
And I've already used way too many key strokes to barf about Vadge's cheeks, so I will just say that she looked as handsome as a midget piano player in her custom made suit from The Butch Clothing Company. Fishy on the other hand.....BEAT!!! Bitch looks like she just got done with a 250-day fast which involved only licking ice cubes made of purified rain water from the Amazon and never addressing her friends by their nicknames (Nicknames are toxic to Fishy! TOXIC, I tell you!!!!). Although, I think she needs to fast some more because the oily residue from the bullshit in her system is starting to seep out of her pores which is making her look all greasy. Biore that bitch!
Here's more pictures from last night's party including Posh's ridiculous ass and Valentino. Just a warning, you might want to rub SPF: 1,567,998 over your eyeballs before clicking on Valentino's picture, because staring at him will give you melanoma in the retinas.
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hideous cunts both of them...and a bitchy cunt and a cunty bitch...no wonder they get along so well. Vadge looks uhhuman by the way..and Fishy looks like grease covered shit.
Christ -Vadge has had a face lift now to go with the hamster cheek implants -she looks like a 70 year old well preserved bull dyke.....
I ve said it before but Ill say it again-she needs to gain 15 llbs and lay off the working out a bit-she so desperate to look young she looks 15 years older especially when shes preying on Baby Jesus and the like...
Fishy-well at least she looks natural-insipid but natural and completely sexless..
I think Poshes outfit is really cool but it must be hard work maintaining her image on 2 celery sticks a day...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
None of these bitches look better than me. First of all, half of them don't even look human, one (or more) has more plastic in them than a TupperWare set, and another one looks like a misguided Oompah Loompah!
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Bet they both look better than you lot.
Awww... don't worry, Gwyneth, even if Madonna doesn't hate you, I always will
wow, madonna looks seriously old here. unfortunatelly, no photoshop action for her here
Madonna is just NOT aging well.
Peter Lorre and Marlene Dietrich were an item back in the day?
I did not know that.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Poor Madgie..Yeah, when the P.S.'s tug your ears back like that so that even Joan Rivers is screaming in pain, it's time to give up the 'up do's'.....She looks like a damn elderly, butch and drunk ventriloquist's puppet...Poor Madgie...
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Wow, Madonna. That's some f*cked up Judy Garland shit.
Oh look, Madge is in her Marlena Dietrich mode.
God, Posh is so impossibly thin! But I love her anyway :D
Wait a sec, it isn't Halloween yet. I gotta say, these folks look frightening. Vadge is wearing that hat like that so you can't see that her eyebrows have shifted from where they should be, on the brow bone, halfway to the hairline. Totally freaky. She and that crispy critter in the pic with her might have the same plastic surgeon. Same cheeks and assface. Seriously, folks need to lay off the plastic surgery. Someone give Fishsticks a sammich. She's in need of some nutrients.
La POOPGOOP has been diagnosed with Osteopenia, a precursor to osteoporosis from a lack of Vitamin D, Magnesium,, Zinc and Calcium in the diet. After 2 births and all this starvation and bad Tracey Anderson 8 hour workouts, it is not uncommon for females who do not eat a proper diet to have osteo disorders. I am a holistic health practitioner and I see tons of females with bad bones due to the size 0 craze and abusing laxatives and all the pro-ano stuff they did in their teens to early 20's. The bones stop growing around the age of 25, and if you get enough weight bearing exercise like walking and elemental minerals in your diet (aka know as REAL FOOD THAT YOU EAT AND NOT BARF UP) you can have a healthy skeletal bone density until the day you die.
Madonna looks hot... Goop not so much, Fishsticks looks beat
Quite frankly, they ALL look beat!
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Jaysus Mary & Joseph!!! This is some line up of hideousness - uglification on a grand scale. I gaze upon their rearranged shrunken orange heads & I truly know that the species is going into backwards evolution.
Madonna clearly cannot stand her...its written on her frozen ass face
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I sort of secretly wish I was as emaciated as Gwyneth. It's a good look.
Ah, yes, MK, now I see from wince commeth Gwynnye's brown nose. Good descriptive.
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne
"Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is forever." -Gary Cryan
Those cheek implants do Madge no favors. She looks like a big moon face.
Figures that old skanky hag madonna would dress as a man; she's a homosexual man stuck in a woman's body...
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Please. They still hate each other.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Posh's head looks 10x too big for her body. Talk about a bobble head !!! When your head looks like this it means you're too skinny. When your head looks like a pea on top of your shoulders , it means your too heavy.
This is what you look like when you starve yourself ....note to the impressionable.
#1 I can't get enough of the FishyVadge name. I'm in middle school all over again with that!! Fishyvadge, fishyvadge...
#2 Vicky Beck's clavicles are GROSS - I bet you can break that shit and make a wish.
#3 Valentino and Vadge have been kissed by the devil, pure and simple, Valentino moreso than Vadge, obviously, but why these 2 are worshipped like they invented fire is explained.
Three bitches that need to sit down and eat a nutritious meal.
Posh looks ugly, greasy, and quite absurd in that get-up.
I've never seen Madonna look her age as much as she does in the last thumb nail (of her by herself). The lines around her eyes give it all away. At first I thought she had a face lift b/c her face appears so tight and tucked by the ears ... but I'm assuming it's just an overdose of botox ....and unfortunately she forgot to do around the eyes! Aside from the face, what is up with the outfit? Who is she trying to be now?
Hollywood is hysterical. What an example these self consumed idiots make of themselves to younger generations of girls... they scream it loud and clear " low self esteem = cosmetic procedures, botox, and anything else that will prevent them from aging like a normal person"! Are any of these women comfortable in their own skin? I think not. So afraid of what everyone else will think of them if they age gracefully. It's sad.
Vadge looks like some mad little old lady and Pigface Posh looks as oily & ugly as ever.
As for Valenino, he looks like he washes in gravy.
What a fucking mess.
Looks like madonna has been shopping at shazz' butch clothing company.
Why does "Posh" always look so uncomfortable in her own skin?
Vadge looks good but she looks her age.
Posh is so fucking annoying per usual. It's summer. One doesn't wear thigh high suede boots!
What is with the fall fashions in the middle of summer?
I must add that despite my outward contempt for Posh, my inner gay (I am a hetero woman) must contend she is fabulous.
I never thought Madonna would start shooting up the Botox. She seemed to be above all that. Anyway, the globe's axis has been righted today now that we all know that the GSpot and The Madonna are still bumping uglies.
Madge looks like a MeeMaw.
Posh just looks ridiculous.
Don't these people own mirrors?
Ah it's been so nice to have like 2 months (please tell me it's been that long) Posh free. Just the other day I was asking myself where is that ugly ho? And now that hateful bitch has come back to terrorize our screens. Damn.
You know, I keep looking at the current Hollywood freak-show of endless lopsided watermelon boob-jobs, boulder cheek implants, trout lips, nose jobs, frozen Botox faces at the age of 25, etc (the list is endless), and I keep thinking...
Grace Kelly, Catherine Deneuve, Elizabeth Taylor, Audrey Hepburn were so extraordinary beautiful without all this crap!!! It's simply amazing.
LOL @ 250 day fast which involved licking ice cubes from purified rain water from the Amazon...
That about sums up the whole thing. You don't need to talk about POOP and Fishy ever again, MK. We could just continue to go back to this post over and over.
I hate Victoria, is this bitch ever going to lay off the speed she's on?
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LR ♥! Right? I mean, shouldn't the hands and face belong to the same race? Plus I'm pretty sure "burnt orange" isn't a race at all.
In thumbnail #6 Madonna's hands look like ancient claws, and her face looks like it's time for another facelift.
And what's up with Valentino's orange bbq face?
I LOVE the Quentin Crisp reference Glitter!!!!!
"Please sir, I want some more" Oliver Twist
Fishy looks fab. Really good. Posh.. er.. yeah not so much.
Vadge looks like Quentin Crisp- the latter years.
PSL lmfao @ Traaaaaash!
Madge has a little Mickey Rourke kinda thing going on with that flap of skin in front of her ear. Ick!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 1:11pm.
I think Gwyneth looks great.
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I do too, actually. But Vadge and Posh -- not so much.
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LMFAO at the bris and Vita Coco water, you are too funny MK, I just love the way you express yourself. Perfection.
All I got to say about this post is that Madge looks fabulous in that suit and Im loving Posh's dress. That is all!!
The Kids of Jersey Shore... Valentino is your future.
I think Gwyneth looks great.
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Ye, after all they looking not so great