Thursday, June 24th 2010

Not Only In My Dreams: Tiffany & Debbie Gibson In A Movie Together!

The Hollywood Reporter brings us the highly important news that international superstars (Just pretend we're back in the 80s! Life is more fun that way!) Tiffany and Debbie Gibson will battle it out in the Syfy original Saturday night movie Mega Python vs. Gatoroid! ! Debbie will play a dumb bitch animal-rights activist who releases illegally imported snakes into the wild where they grow into mega sizes. Tiffany will play a park ranger who is trying to save the endangered alligators from the mega snakes. Of course, it takes place in Florida. And I really hope that New Kids on the Block catering sign makes a cameo.

Debbie has previously starred in the Syfy movie Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, and Tiffany was in Mega Piranha. One of the executives at Syfy promises that there will a scene where the two brawl in a party and take it to the swamp. Unfortunately, the executive didn't promise a scene where the two dance-off to a mega mix of "I Think We're Alone Now (Except For That Mega Python Who Keeps Giving Us Eyes)" and "Out of the Blue....Comes A Gatoroid To Eat Us".

Debbie Gibson + Tiffany + the shittiest special effects ever created on a DOS machine = GOLD COVERED GOLD!

And I can't wait in 10 years when Hoku and Vitamin C star in the sequel to this mess.

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iHeartHaters's picture

God I loved both these teen skanks and totally DVRed the crappy SyFy movies they were in. I'm so there for this one too!! Agreed, MK--NKOTB needs to make an appearance somewhere in this shit.

And this'll make yall hate me even more...I used to wear a Debbie Gibson hat my sophomore year. Ahhh good fucking times!!

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Echo27's picture

My favorite part in Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus was when the Shark jumped up in the air to eat the airplane. Mega Pirahna was kinda lame, but I cannot wait to see this movie.

Centaurious's picture

80's Hohan and Samro.

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Ugh...I hated the 80's and Debbie looks just like Ke$ha......

Mitchymitch's picture

mega shark vs. giant octopus =classic

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KimberlyAnne's picture

As an expert in things that are so terrible that they are good this news excites me.

kokoskitten's picture

I remember about 10 years ago Tiffany was doing a "tour" of college campuses and I ditched class just to see what the hell she was up to. It was realy sad, super small crowd BUT to this day I remember enjoying my Togo's sandwich while watching....

Chilly's picture

Oh God PLEASE let there be a scene where Debbie begins singing "Shake your love" and the Gatoroid flys when the fury of 3 atom bombs from the rivers floor and swallows her whole. It would be at this point that Tiff begins humming "I think we're alone now" while stroking mega python into slumber.

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Is this for real?!

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Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus featured Debbie G. as a "brilliant scientist", just like Zsa Zsa Gabor in "Queen of Outer Space". Uh huh. Still, I watched it twice just to make sure I wasn't having an acid flashback. I will watch this upcoming movie twice also.

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OneLiner's picture

So this is not Sarah Jessica Parker and Lisa Kudrow hanging out as teens?????

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will there be a soundtrack to this peice of crap movie?

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Random_Pizzaman's picture

"And I can't wait in 10 years when Hoku and Vitamin C star in the sequel to this mess."
lmfao, Hoku and Vitamin C! Oh man, 'Perfect Day' has to be playing in the background during the final scene of this movie.
'On this perfecccct day, nothin standing in my way!....'

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 2:02pm.
Looking at that picture, I don't understand how the FUCK Horse and Horsier ever had a fanbase. Gotdayum!

Oh, and I hate that to this day I could pick the smell of Electric Youth perfume outta the air like Daniel-son on a fly with a pair of fucking chopsticks.
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Dannii's picture

Just pretend we're back in the 80s! Life is more fun that way!

what do you think i do every day? ;) worlds just too depressing right now :(

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Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 2:55pm.

Pretending it's still the 80's sounds really good right now! Ahhhh....

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I co-sign that! Although I was never a fan of either one of these twerps, I would KILL to have this be what is popular versus the shit parade that is out there now (Lady Caca, Miley Syphilis, Rihanna, Special Needs Child a/k/a Kesha/Kecha, whatever her dumb name is, etc.).

Can you imagine touring shopping malls?!? Tiffany must be proud to this day that she owned that schtick! At least Debbie Gibson could play piano and wrote songs that weren't as stupid as the audio turds getting churned out these days in the pop world.

Madam Pince's picture

My favorite SyFy movie was the one where huge birds were attacking everybody and the bad boy volunteered to kill them -- and himself -- at the end.

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toofargone's picture

this sounds great

I love these made-for-SyFy movies where you see like only 5-10 minutes of the monster in a 2 hour film

the sad fact that I know this shows that I watch them

and I will watch this one too

LisaRose's picture

Pretending it's still the 80's sounds really good right now! Ahhhh....

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This has "Best Picture" written all over it.

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Albatross's picture

LMAO @ "gold covered gold"...I'd forgotten how ugly these two bitches were.

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hope billy the exterminator makes a cameo.

madam ex's picture

While I enjoyed them in a poptart way back in the 80's, I cant see them acting at all.
But I do see Academy Award Winner for overall movie, Actress, Supporting Actress written all over this here movie.

And yes Tiffany's hair was beautiful, I love redheads, nice red, not Howdy Doody red....she was a hot lil number back then.

borg queen's picture

I always loved Tiffany's red hair while my brother was a Debbie Giblets fan. He hated when I called her Debbie Giblets.

I was a lil sad to see Tiffany on celebrity fat club one year while Giblets posed nude for playboy.

SO SAY WE ALL!!!

johnnysgirl's picture

Will I never be allowed to successfully block these two out? FUCK!

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Ophelias evil twin's picture

whoa.. Debbie Gibson was a funny lookin' duck.

will.i.am's picture

P.S. Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus was a cinematic masterpiece that will transcend generations. Re-release that in 3D and Avatar ain't got shit on it.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Looking at that picture, I don't understand how the FUCK Horse and Horsier ever had a fanbase. Gotdayum!

Oh, and I hate that to this day I could pick the smell of Electric Youth perfume outta the air like Daniel-son on a fly with a pair of fucking chopsticks.

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

omg, those SyFy (still super ghey re-brand name), my dad will watch every single one of them.

I only ever watch them when some poor actor who was thisclose to being a mega star winds up in one.

The "speshul" effects kill me.

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will.i.am's picture

LMFAO! Vitamin C! MK you always bring up the classic people that shaped my life. I remember singing her mess of a graduation song at my year 7 graduation.