Open Post: Hosted By Michael Jackson & Farrah Fawcett
It was just one year ago today when Michael Jackson slipped on his rhinestone glove for the last time and jumped on Farrah Fawcett piggyback-style to ride her golden feathery waves of glamour all the way to heaven (Theme song for that image: The Neverending Theme song).
Who could forget seeing Detective La Toya dramatically run out of the hospital, drop to her knees, raise her fists into the heavens and declare vengeance on the evil souls responsible for this. At the same time, Jaclyn Smith was across town doing the same thing over Farrah Fawcett's passing. Okay, I was stoned like a Canadian this time last year, so maybe I remember it differently, but let's just go with it anyways.
And why isn't today an INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY?! Ask your HR department about that.
MJ fans and impersonators have already started honoring him by showing up to his burial site all week as seen below. Sadly, I couldn't find any pictures of Farrah fans huddled around highlighting caps outside of beauty supply stores, so maybe we should get on that.
(Top Image via Flickr)
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Submitted by salacious on Fri, 06/25/2010 - 4:40pm.
Okay it's an official Dlisted phrase and it's not going anywhere.
To "pull a Jack" = to fuck up royally.
Queenie what was up between you and Neighbor Man? You told the story a long time ago. Does he talk to you at all? What was preventing you from becoming his crazed sex poodle?
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I have this dumb-ass crush on my neighbor. He is SO not my type - thin, facial hair, not tall or dark (my friend thinks he looks like a Muppet). Any time I'm around him I get giggly and say the dumbest things, or I blush.
Almost every time I have to pass his place (if I go to visit his neighbor, with whom I share block captain duties, or if I go out to get lunch) as I pass his place, he walks out. It's very unnerving.
My friends and I had dinner at his restaurant a little while ago - he and his assistant brought out our entrees and he served me ... swoon!
What prevents me from becoming his crazed sex poodle? My husband, and his girlfriend.
*sighs*
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My whole family loves MJ. Seems he's always been part of our lives and he is sorely missed. Thanks for the joy you brought me and my cousins' childhood.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
I love this picture!!!
MK is a fucking genius!
"Please sir, I want some more" Oliver Twist
A YEAR ALREADY?!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 06/25/2010 - 11:06pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTrNQCYh70Y
... that is all
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*clinks slippery nip shot to ESE*
That vid is phenomenal. Just what I needed during my midnight break from studying for finals. Much thx.
Three minute hit and run concluded. Snarkified dreams to all.
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... that is all
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
The Islanders got Nino Niederreiter...
he's a little old, but I'm sure MJ would have approved
Submitted by LawDog on Fri, 06/25/2010 - 7:38pm.
Well, since I have the place to myself. *farts*
Why does everyone seem to forget that Michael Jackson was a pedo? Does this fact bother anyone but me? The news just skips over that part when they talk about today.
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You're not the only one that remembers. He was dead to me long before 6/25/09. Long long before.
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Submitted by LawDog on Fri, 06/25/2010 - 8:13pm.
Now that I have confirmed that I am not dead, I will take my leave.
Have a good weekends pedo lovers
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LD you are not dead! I'm sorry for letting you believe that.
As you know everybody here is a ho and therefore they're out whorin', as they should on a Friday night.
At some point I was by myself too...
Have fun!
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"I want to give you a hand job with my mouth" - Korean Abdul-Jabbar.
Now that I have confirmed that I am not dead, I will take my leave.
Have a good weekends pedo lovers
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Don't worry Koko, I still hate him even though he is dead
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Just glad you acknowledged me, I thought I was dead, like in Ghost or something. I was getting ready to visit Whoopi Goldberg
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Just glad you acknowledged me, I thought I was dead, like in Ghost or something. I was getting ready to visit Whoopi Goldberg
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Submitted by LawDog on Fri, 06/25/2010 - 7:38pm.
Well, since I have the place to myself. *farts*
Why does everyone seem to forget that Michael Jackson was a pedo? Does this fact bother anyone but me? The news just skips over that part when they talk about today.
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What kills me is that EVERYONE hated him when he was alive but now that he's dead he's a canonized saint...and, nice, that he made something like 900 million in the past year...
Too excited double post
Sneaking off for my Voddy Tonny! Dont talk to yourself too much! The night crew should stroll in shortly.
*brings along Emmanuel Lewis*
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Just getting ready to leave the office. I haven't been able to be on the computer much so I wanted to see what was up in OP
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
OMG , Mcauly...hahahaha, your bad!
Awesome as usual, a little rainy todaybut it's Friday, just past 3:00, and Iam going into Waikiki for an ice cold brew. Can not complain. How about you!
*dresses up like Macauley Culkin so Michael Jackson will fuck me too*
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
HEY JJ *grabs onto JJ's arm so she won't leave* How is Hawaii?
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Law Dog, qiut talking to yourself!
Mel Gibson is being his usual turd self too. People who are that religious are often crazy.
Mickey Rourke got a haircut and Fergie may go out on her own. I guess that I am pretty much up to date now.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I also see that Joe Jackson is being his typical douchebag self.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Well, since I have the place to myself. *farts*
Why does everyone seem to forget that Michael Jackson was a pedo? Does this fact bother anyone but me? The news just skips over that part when they talk about today.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I am trying to figure out a mathematical equation of exactly how many posts I need to put up to make up for my total lack of posting lately. I want to be sure to reach my allotted number of posts you know?
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I see I am talking to myself once again...
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Herrrooooo? I have been on lockdown, apparently my cases cannot argue themselves and my clients want attention, Hmpf, can you believe that? RUDE
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Hey pedobears! I AM HERE!
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Sal please get on FB
it's way better than chatroulette !!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/25/2010 - 7:07pm.
Lol@ pulled a Jack
I noticed he was conspicuously missing today
was he on the fb thread ME? Hope he's ok
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I hope he's doing fine. He said his boss wasn't happy yesterday. Hopefully he didn't get shitcanned.
I don't have FB I just might so I can check up on what yous guys talk about there.
Somebody better light up a candle to St. Joe for him.
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"I want to give you a hand job with my mouth" - Korean Abdul-Jabbar.
Lol@ pulled a Jack
I noticed he was conspicuously missing today
was he on the fb thread ME? Hope he's ok
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 06/25/2010 - 6:52pm.
ooh yessum, I expect to find happiness in my eyes shopping heaven and earth. Even moreso by a price more suitable.
I so get turned on by Engrish, don't you?
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I do too... that makes me go:
Sucky sucky five dolla. Me love you long time... veeery long time.
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"I want to give you a hand job with my mouth" - Korean Abdul-Jabbar.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 06/25/2010 - 6:50pm.
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 06/25/2010 - 6:48pm.
Howdy ESE!
No word from Lohan and apparently everybody is gone... OP is dead!!!
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hiya, sal!
nobody's here?!... so, that means i can unbutton the top button on the jeans, and let the gut out, right?
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Yep, you can even do it in your underwear, fart, poke your nose, anything.
I don't know where everybody went. I feel like the only asshole stuck at work on a Friday evening.
Did you see that thing with Al Gore and the masseuse? I just thought the news had MK's snark remarks all over it but he hasn't posted anything about it yet.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0624101gore1.html
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"I want to give you a hand job with my mouth" - Korean Abdul-Jabbar.
ooh yessum, I expect to find happiness in my eyes shopping heaven and earth. Even moreso by a price more suitable.
I so get turned on by Engrish, don't you?
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 06/25/2010 - 6:48pm.
Howdy ESE!
No word from Lohan and apparently everybody is gone... OP is dead!!!
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hiya, sal!
nobody's here?!... so, that means i can unbutton the top button on the jeans, and let the gut out, right?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Howdy ESE!
No word from Lohan and apparently everybody is gone... OP is dead!!!
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"I want to give you a hand job with my mouth" - Korean Abdul-Jabbar.
hi, all!!
just stepped in to see if Lohan violated probation/died yet
hope you all are doing wonderfully!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Where did everybody go??? Well, it's Friday evening in the western hemisphere. I suppose all of you hors are out whorin'.
There, I just answered my own question.
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"I want to give you a hand job with my mouth" - Korean Abdul-Jabbar.
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Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 06/25/2010 - 4:04pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/25/2010 - 3:33pm.
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just pulled a Jack and fucked up royally.
Now I have to scramble to avoid a fucking MATERNITY AND SURGERY HOSPITAL getting shut down.
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LOL @ "pulled a Jack."
Not LOL at your situation. Hope it gets resolved!
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Okay it's an official Dlisted phrase and it's not going anywhere.
To "pull a Jack" = to fuck up royally.
Queenie what was up between you and Neighbor Man? You told the story a long time ago. Does he talk to you at all? What was preventing you from becoming his crazed sex poodle?
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"I want to give you a hand job with my mouth" - Korean Abdul-Jabbar.
Submitted by JustJack on Fri, 06/25/2010 - 3:40pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/25/2010 - 3:33pm.
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just pulled a Jack and fucked up royally.
Now I have to scramble to avoid a fucking MATERNITY AND SURGERY HOSPITAL getting shut down.
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You monster....
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Really ME, first deer.. Now this!
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LMAO JJ!! I just can't... I'll get fired if they see me laughing again.
M.E needs to bathe in holy water or something.
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"I want to give you a hand job with my mouth" - Korean Abdul-Jabbar.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/25/2010 - 4:09pm.
Queenie - I got it resolved, but not without a stern side eye and "let's not have that kind of oversite again" discussion wiff da boss.
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whew!
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