White Hot Fever
The sexiest witness of Jehovah was honored at the BET Awards last night for giving us a lifetime full of pussy-popping hip shimmies and dramatic facial expressions that make all your lips pucker. Prince graciously expected his award while wearing a tunic from Lisa Frank's New Age collection with his own image on it. Only Prince (and Liza Minnelli....and the Golden Girls...and Steven Seagal) can get away with wearing a turtleneck with flared sleeves! Jehovah's Witness should make that ensemble their official uniform. That would make me open up the door when they come a knocking.
Prince's tribute also included a performance featuring Alicia Keys's pregnant ass crawling on a piano, Patti LaBelle kicking her shoe off and Trey Songz making doves commit suicide. You can watch it here, but the real entertainment was going on in the audience courtesy of Prince. This is what the purple unicorn thought of Trey Songz acts of butchery:
AND THIS is what he emoted while watching Alicia Keys. This is the part where we takes notes.
Prince is reinventing the side-eye by adding a coy lip quiver. Sorry, Gabourey Sidibe, but the word "precious" is going back to Prince thanks to this move. The dude behind Prince knows what I'm talking about.
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I love that part in Purple Rain when he does that little booty shake, then whips around and looks into the camera. I want a gif of that.
He looks like a fucking jockey! Little bitty boots and all.
Actually prince looks as though he's trying his level best to stay awake.
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Now the Prince in my avatar would have gone on stage and kicked Trey and Patti ass for murdering his jams.
And obviously Alicia forgot her ass was carrying life, laying up there ruining one of my favorite songs. FAIL DOUBLE FAIL
That whole Prince tribute was a hot ass mess!
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misslainey on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 3:43pm.
I watched the BET Awards solely because Prince was getting the Lifetime Achievement Award. Other than his award, the show sucked majorly.
I personally don't care whether Prince is gay or not. He is an extraordinarily talented musician, singer and songwriter.
Prince is just Prince. He's not black or white. He's not straight or gay.
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Way to go Prince! Enjoy the Bojangles Award!
I've never really been into Prince. he's always been the poorer man's Michael Jackson to me. they're both androgynous and ethnically ambiguous but Prince is the only one I know for sure has sex [with women].
Beyond Bizarre, but never take away his talent from him, NEVER, nah NEVER!!!
Eminems performance w/Minaj was pretty good, much better when they left and he sang "Im not Afraid". Love that song, love him.
And even though Monica's outfit was awful, bitch still sounds top notch then to add Denise Williams to sing "Silly" gave me chills as did DeBarge, the best part of the show was Mr. DeBarge himself singing a bit of each song. Back to old skool nuccas.
Other than that, yup show sucked ass holes..and I love love Alica Keys, but that purple dress, I could of swore her pussy was gonna drop out and make an appearance at any moment.
I watched the BET Awards solely because Prince was getting the Lifetime Achievement Award. Other than his award, the show sucked majorly.
I personally don't care whether Prince is gay or not. He is an extraordinarily talented musician, singer and songwriter.
Prince is just Prince. He's not black or white. He's not straight or gay.
PRINCEY!! YOU SUPAHAWTFUNKDIFLIEDHECTOJAMINLICIOUS PIECE!!!
A musician's musician, man's man, woman's woman and any other damn thang he wanna be!
"And on the seventh day - he made me.
He was tryna rest y'all, when he heard a sound.
Sound like a guitar - cold gettin down.
Tryta bust a high note, but I bust a string.
My God was worried - 'till he heard me sing!
MY NAME IS PRINCE. AND I AM FUNKY."
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Looks pretty straight to me.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 2:26pm.
He CAN'T HELP but BE white-hot you guys.
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I just can't help but not feel the heat :D Seriously, he is like a petulant gay midget to me. His constant sessy-faces and lip-licking and eye-fluttering...ech. And his "OW"s are so Little Richard-y.
My mom used to say he reminded her of those pale, sickly-looking plants you find when you lift up a rock. I kind of get what she meant. His bare chest is icky!
Yeah, he is a great musician and all that but even there I am kind of done. His music has been played into the ground for me - I feel like I just don't wanna hear it anymore - I know it all so much by heart that when one of his songs comes on I'm hearing it in the most robotic sense possible - but I am not feeling anything. I don't like the way that feels.
When I feel like I'm in danger of over-playing my favorite music, I put it away and don't listen to it for a long time, so it never goes stale. But with Prince (and a lot of other music) you can't escape it because it plays everywhere you go. Also, you end up associating it with retarded things. For example, they play "Help Me" by Joni Mithchell (a song I formerly loved) so much in supermarkets and drug stores that it now always makes me think of shopping for tampons.
Oops, I have gone on a tangent, sorreh!
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I watched Patti's performance and DAMN she was awesome, and you could see Prince enjoyed her part of it WAY THE MOST. Also, Alicia Keys' ass is expanding like a supernova.
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Prince is the man and to those who who think not..you can eat a hot bowl of dicks with a dash of Louisiana hot sauce.
for all those not up on gay history and the color of lavender purple:
in the 1920's 30's and 40's lavender purple was the color mainly associated with gay men. now I'm not saying prince is gay but knowing this little piece of trivia its a huge possibility that he might be.
Prince will always be the man.
She wore a raspberry beret... la la la la
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@everyone:
PRINCE IS NOT GAY YOU GUYS STOP IT!
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Love Prince.....but he really needs to come out of the closet now.
Prince is a God.
Madonna is schticky, but Prince is not.
He CAN'T HELP but BE white-hot you guys.
Trey Songz' performance has been scrubbed from the internet.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 1:28pm.
I think I must be the only person on the planet who doesn't like Prince. I mean, I liked him when I was a kid, during the whole "Purple Rain" era and all - but his music is still filed under "Stuff I Liked When I was a Kid." I also find his whole "I AM WHITE-HOT SEXEH" schtick seriously tired. I know, I know, what's wrong with me.
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There's nothing wrong, jonnysgirl.
Prince for you is like Madonna for me. I'm finding her tired and schticky too. And she's taking Botox to another level.
They were great artists in the 80s and early 90s and it is kinda hard to get into them these days. But I'm so bored with the so-called artists today, that I have no choice but to go back to the old-timers.
By the way, i LOVE Prince's boots. And if that clothing line is going to come out, I'd buy some of it. But he better make Plus Sizes cause many of his fans are big ol' gals! *LOL*
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I think I must be the only person on the planet who doesn't like Prince. I mean, I liked him when I was a kid, during the whole "Purple Rain" era and all - but his music is still filed under "Stuff I Liked When I was a Kid." I also find his whole "I AM WHITE-HOT SEXEH" schtick seriously tired. I know, I know, what's wrong with me.
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That isn't a side-eye, TAFKAP just looked like he had really, really bad gas at the show, a case of the squirts, for sure. I'm surprised he wore white. Bold, as always.
I saw Prince live; he's one helluva showman. But unfortunately, I think he is a flaming ghey and should just dump the JW and be who he is. Look what it did to Michael Jackson, another fantastic entertainer whose religion didn't allow him to be his sparkly gay self.
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Only Prince can pull off rocking a shirt with himself on it. Only Prince can maneuver the side eye & lip quiver like that. Only Prince can wear lace and velvet and make it look masculine.
Rock on, Prince, you sexy muthafucka.
I'm sorry, but I find Alicia Keys crawling on a piano shoeless very scary. Not for her, but for the baby. If she fell, oh my lord.
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
1. Alicia Keys looked stupid.
2. Alicia Keys is a whore.
3. WTF's wrong with Chris Brown.
4. Prince I LOVE YOU but slow down with the cosmetic surgery.
Prince should just come out of the closet once and for all. He is indeed too precious to be a Jehova Witness or straight. And if he is truly repressed because of his religion, he will ask for cock on his death bed. Mark my words.
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Side eye WITH lip quiver!!!
FUNNY AND TRUE MK
Submitted by shandi on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 12:36pm.
Good god, I just watched the video. A pregnant chick crawling on a piano? Looked stupid. Patti LaBelle walking around like she was trying to not pee her pants, then kicking her shoes off into the audience? Stupid. Prince did NOT look impressed. In fact, it looked like he was trying to not laugh at the end of Patti's performance. I think he was embarrassed for them both. Plus, I think he was thinking to himself "I sing these songs SO much better."
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I guess you have never seen ms patti perform???? thats her trade mark to kick her shoes of then throw her ass on the floor and roll....
so he won't perform his old songs anymore? the hot steamy nasty one's (like the best ones ever).
bitch needs to be reprogrammed, a religious intervention.
You ROCK Prince. But I think that either you have really turned cause you can come up with something more shocking.
okay, let me get this straight....a track suit with a turtleneck and boots?!
*face palm*
I will let this go for now, o-purple-one.
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
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MickeyHolland:
For you to ask that question means you don't know Prince's history.
Everyone knows that this is one book you definitely cannot judge by its frilly lace cover!
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Looks like Alicia's getting ready for her Aretha years.
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE! Patti LaBelle FOREVER!
And I hate RnB. Serious.
But Aw! She made Princey cry!
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Good god, I just watched the video. A pregnant chick crawling on a piano? Looked stupid. Patti LaBelle walking around like she was trying to not pee her pants, then kicking her shoes off into the audience? Stupid. Prince did NOT look impressed. In fact, it looked like he was trying to not laugh at the end of Patti's performance. I think he was embarrassed for them both. Plus, I think he was thinking to himself "I sing these songs SO much better."
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How come Prince never set anyone's gaydar off? To me he looks more like a mice than a man. His talent put aside, what self-respecting woman would fall for a guy that looks like this?
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 10:21am.
All hail the Prince. Man..I love that little bro. Man is TALENTED.
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one of the best concerts i ever saw was Prince at the Garden. this was only a few years ago. on stage straight for nearly 3 hrs and WORKING IT! i like that he's loyal to his friends from waaay back in the day. Morris Day & the Time opened the show and Sheila E. came on in the middle to do a couple of songs. and I like especially that he'd rather keep a low profile than put out some trash music to desperately stay relevant (side-eye to Madonna).
What about his picture on his shirt, can you scream "I love myself" any louder?
Who is the bald lady?
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 10:48am.
Sadly you're right, my mom and I were recently having a talk about how Monty Python would NEVER be made these days because it has too many references to classic literature and art included in it instead of pop culture.
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SO true. I don't know what happened but when I was growing up, it was really important to me to understand all those references. Partly becuz it helped me to laugh, too, at sketch comedies full of men in drag. That's exactly how art and entertainment is supposed to work, IMO. I mean, besides just being entertaining....
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That really is some classic side-eye right there! Not as good as Sophia Loren's but almost as good as David Beckham's.
argh, those two. Patti, stop doing your pee-pee dance and Alicia, stop flaunting your homewrecking baby bump.
Vampire Chihuahua! <3
ED: As much as I love Vampire Chihuahua's reaction to Alicia Keys's shenanigans, I have to give credit to the guy sitting behind him, who just goes :O absolutely priceless.
LMAO pregnancy has not been kind to Alicia. I don't know why her big ass felt the need to crawl on the piano - Prince's face was PRICELESS during that part. I'm surprised the piano survived.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 10:48am.
Sadly you're right, my mom and I were recently having a talk about how Monty Python would NEVER be made these days because it has too many references to classic literature and art included in it instead of pop culture. It would be too "highbrow" for the idiot masses who would feel threatened by it, and it's just a comedy sketch show full of men in drag!
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