It's Montenegro Style!
Wearing clip-on bangs over her forehead and enough black eye jizz to keep Taylor Momsen's lids covered for years, St. Angie Jo is on the cover of August's Vanity Fair. Brangeloonies have already started camping out in front of their local newsstands, but the issue isn't out until July 6th. VF is trickling out a few quotes from the interview and so far it seems that St. Angie talks mostly about her child army.
St. Angie confirms that Maddox is smarter than Megan Fox (which you thought was impossible, I know) and that Shiloh wants to dress like a boy. St. Angie describes Shiloh's look as "Montenegro style" because that's how everyone dresses over there.
MONTENEGRO STYLE = the phrase that fucking pays! I can't wait to use that one. When don't know bitches tell me that I'm dressed like I'm about to go buy something at Home Depot (aka butchilicious), I will throw up my nose, give them a haughty look and whisper, "It's Montenegro style, honey."
Here's a few more quotes (via HuffPo & USA Today) from the holy one:
St. Angie on adding more members to the child army: "We're not opposed to it. But we want to make sure we can give everybody special time. They're kids now, and can play together, but they're going to need a lot more talking in the middle of the night, like I did with my mom for hours. We want to make sure we don't build a family so big that we don't have absolutely enough time to raise them each really well."St. Angie on all the rumors: "There's a cycle that goes through the newsstands— we're separating, I'm pregnant, we're getting married, we're separating, I'm pregnant, we're getting married. We're not against getting married. It's just like we already are. Children are clearly a commitment, a bigger commitment (than marriage). It's for life."
St. Angie cheesing all over Billy Goat Brad: "I keep telling Brad he owes me. He's had a few months off in one of the most beautiful cities in the world with the children. And he's such an artist and goes to the stone yards and the art exhibits, and loves being in such a cultural place."
St. Angie on Shiloh wanting to be a dude: "Shiloh dresses like a little dude. Shiloh, we feel, has Montenegro style. It's how people dress there. She likes tracksuits, she likes (regular) suits. She likes to dress like a boy. She wants to be a boy. So we had to cut her hair. She likes to wear boys' everything. She thinks she's one of the brothers."
St. Angie on the kids' personalities: "Mad's a real intellectual, which I can take no credit for genetically. He's great at school, great at history. He feels like he could be a writer or travel the world and learn about places and things. Zahara's got an extraordinary voice and is just so elegant and well spoken. Shiloh's hysterically funny, one of the goofiest, most playful people you'll ever meet. Knox and Viv are classic boy and girl. She's really female. And he's really a little dude."
But what about PAX! St. Angie straight up loaded the minivan at the rest stop, drove a few miles and then suddenly remembered Pax was not in the backseat. Pax was back at the rest stop crying on the curb about how she forgot about his ass! What kind of saint forgets one of her own kids? The halo over her head just tilted to the side and cracked a bit. Poor Pax. Without saying it, St. Angie basically described his whole look as Invisible Man style. DAMN HER!
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okay first i just have to i can't stop..... DIE BITCH I HATE U.
ok i feel better now.
shiloh is going to get a sex change
and i always said pax was an impulse buy. he's like the candy and cheap toys they woo u with in the checkout aisle of walmart
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I hope they cast Shiloh in the new Friends movie... I think Racheal could really use a daughter
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i bet he doesn't like her. she strikes me as the type who would cancel the auto defrost for the sake of her ego. he's likely much smarter, and darker with an oppositional defiant turn, and this kills her.
Submitted by James Haven on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 8:32pm.
St. Angie on the kids' personalities: Those kids are straight up crazy! and where the hell is Pax? come to think of it, James Haven hasn't seen him in months!
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Angie and Brad should do a re-make of the Beverly Hillbillies. Only it will be a documentary.
If she "retires," I doubt she's going to go away and raise her children like a normal mom.
She'll stop acting, become a producer, and continue to foist her ever-growing vanity tribe on underpaid nannies.
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soraya on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 6:49pm.
I don't know what is wrong with me but I cannot hate this bitch- I can 100% understand where all of you are coming from and I SEE IT I totally do, she's ridiculous but there's just no hate there for her. It's bizarre- is that the definition of being an angeloonie?
- No, by definition, you would be here launching cunt bombs and telling us WE LOVE HAGISTON, BAWK BAWK BAWK and trying to sell us the Bible rewritten by Skeletina, it's in crayon from what I hear.
There are SEVERAL examples of what you would be doing if you were in fact a Loontard but I ain't got the time right now...
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Actually, I think if they force Shiloh to dress and act like a boy now, then by the time she reaches her preteens she'll rebel by being the most Lisa-Frank-girly-girl ever...
Everytime I see pictures of Shiloh, it makes me think of a think of a tiny baby SaMANtha Ronson.
Good God, first the Two World Wars, then Communism, then the Balkans conflict and finally the separation from Serbia. Hasn't Montenegro suffered enough without the endorsement of Vampirella?
Submitted by James Haven on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 8:32pm.
James Haven is here to spill the beans on the woman you crazy bitches love to hate! Ok here goes:
Seriously....you need to write a tell all book!!
Sup James?? You were away too long!!
James Haven is here to spill the beans on the woman you crazy bitches love to hate! Ok here goes:
St. Angie on adding more members to the child army: That woman wants to adopt kids so she can have her own army and take over the world! It's true. James Haven heard her telling Brad and Brad is just as crazy! Please someone send help....James Haven can't get away from these two. They pay his salary.
St. Angie on all the rumors: Who's she kidding? She loves the tabs. Once a week James Haven has to run out and buy all the magazines that have her picture on it and if Jen is on that week James Haven has to buy them and cut off her head.
St. Angie cheesing all over Billy Goat Brad: She loves when Brad isn't home. She told James Haven that she loves when Brad's "smelly ass is out of her sight"!
St. Angie on Shiloh wanting to be a dude: Shi told James Haven that Chaz Bono is her idol....
St. Angie on the kids' personalities: Those kids are straight up crazy! and where the hell is Pax? come to think of it, James Haven hasn't seen him in months!
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has this slutbag ever been to Montenegro? Whore probably thinks that since she watched casino royale she knows what the fuck Montenegrian style is. Montenegro is southeastern Europe. Both southern/Med. Europeans, and Eastern Europeans, dress up, and dress decidedly chic and feminine. Stores in Montenegro carry breathtaking, very girly pieces. Women of my age from Central/Eastern Europe wear heels and a skirt every day, and I'm younger than Jolie. This is to the store, and to run errands, not just for work. People in their twenties dress more trendy, and unlike me, would wear jeans to the grocery store, but very much dress like women. They were heels and diesel jeans with a cute girly puma top, with longer hair and makeup. her slow looking daughter dresses like a homeless Montenegrian man. God, I hate this slore
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Submitted by soraya on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 6:49pm.
Great post. I don't think you are a loon if you let someone not adore her without insulting the poster or the ex.
lol, she forgot one. I feel she ran out of things to say when she got to the twins so she just shoots: uh yeah they are really... like a female and a boy!
Maybe she returned Pax to the orphanage because he was getting in the way of their ability to have one-on-one time and now she's just carefully not mentioning him to see if we'll forget he was ever part of their clan? Does he even answer to his new name or speak english yet? Poor kid.
I take the "I can't take credit genetically..." as an open ended sentence that we are (of course) supposed to understand the ending to be "... but the kid would still think the world is a rice paddy if it wasn't for our lifestyle so I suppose I can take some credit."
And poor Pax- dumbest name in a family of dumb names and she still forgets him. Mark my words, next week the writer will come out and apologise for their "mistake" in editing out this sentence; "Pax is a dreamer, he's an artist" bitch will be getting death threats!!
I don't know what is wrong with me but I cannot hate this bitch- I can 100% understand where all of you are coming from and I SEE IT I totally do, she's ridiculous but there's just no hate there for her. It's bizarre- is that the definition of being an angeloonie?
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Submitted by hellooworld x_x on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 6:14pm.
its like you're married....buttttt you're not.
this bitch is soooo self involved. ick. (and really isn't aging gracefully at all)
i think she just tries to make her & brad be like the elizabeth taylor & richard burton of this era but its just not workin.
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Speaking of Elizabeth and Richard, if you're a fan of theirs, you have GOT to get the book that just came out about their relationship. It's called Furious Love and I absolutely loved it. They were disfunctional as shit, but they were truly in love, not like Brangelina. Part of it made me cry. *spoiler* Before he died, Richard wanted to get back together...he wrote it in his last letter to her.
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"And he's such an artist and goes to the stone yards and the art exhibits, and loves being in such a cultural place."
Really, Angie? I've heard Brad is dumb as shit and too self-unaware to even bathe himself. Something tells me he'll only visit "cultural places" where he's got a pot dealer on speed dial.
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"Bitch you're not riasing them well now!
As for Pax I never got why she adopted that kid. She's never really around him (from what's shown in the public). It seems like maybe Maddox was asking for an Asian kid and she bought him one. We all know Madddox is her prodigal child so whatever he says goes."
OMG, I know! Didn't she make some sort of comment about basically wanting another Asian kid for Maddox? So he could connect with someone with the same background/culture/some sort of bullshit?
"St. Angie straight up loaded the minivan at the rest stop, drove a few miles and then suddenly remembered Pax was not in the backseat. Pax was back at the rest stop crying on the curb about how she forgot about his ass!"
LMAO! I love it.
its like you're married....buttttt you're not.
this bitch is soooo self involved. ick. (and really isn't aging gracefully at all)
i think she just tries to make her & brad be like the elizabeth taylor & richard burton of this era but its just not workin.
I used to be a fan. That said, will I buy this issue? Yes. Yes I will.
*sigh*
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
I remember when she made strange comments about ignoring Shiloh, now she's making her ugly by dressing her as a boy. Lots of girls act like tomboys, but their parents do not dress them as boys and prepare them mentally for sex-reasignment surgery, like Chaz Bono.
I also noticed that Zahara is dressed in pretty girl clothes. This is just a ploy to make Shiloh ugly to make Zahara look pretty.
I can't believe she would stoop that low.
I dont trust people who are too perfect. She is all like little miss perfect and has a perfect boyfriend and just apparently perfect children and a perfect life and something just doesnt seem very kosher.
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I secretly hope Shiloh turns into an intelligent savvy bombshell and one ups Zahara. That girl just seems soooo bossy. Poor Pax :(
She just couldn't remember what she renamed the little shit so she left him out.
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James Haven is here to tell you crazy bitches the truth! Unfortunately, he has to take Mad to the dentist but rest assured James Haven will be back later to tell all!
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Stupid Ho, how do you forget to mention one of your kids??? When you have to fucking many thats when!!!
She looks terrible in that picture, its so fake it looks like a caricature.
She seriously looks like a tranny ho. Very masculine jawline, plus makeup that is way over the top.
She looks like Joan Collins, minus the gorgeous hair, make-up and wardrobe. Oh, and the 40 year age difference.
"really female" means : NOT LIKE SHILOH.
It's her own way of comparing one daughter to another and letting the public know that her one daughter wanting to be a boy is just a fluke and that it isn't going to happen with the 2nd one!
Bitch you're not riasing them well now!
As for Pax I never got why she adopted that kid. She's never really around him (from what's shown in the public). It seems like maybe Maddox was asking for an Asian kid and she bought him one. We all know Madddox is her prodigal child so whatever he says goes.
"Mad's a real intellectual, which I can take no credit for genetically
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As if we couldn't figure that one out on our own!Dont worry sweet Angie , we've never mistaken you for an intellectual. We KNOW that's not from you!
Pax is always and will always be the filler - he temporarily filled a void when her mom died. The end. They didnt adopt him as a baby like Mad or Zahara ... he was a new "toy" for Maddox to play with.
And she needs to STFU already with the plans to retire! Give it a fuckin rest. She's been claiming that shit since she bought Pax. Three years have gone by and she still does a movie or two a year. She tries to do reputation damage control in every interview she gives. I guess these rehearsed answers are suppose to deflect from the new book that will be out in Aug regarding the truth about her !
WTF does "really female" mean? Yeah she really does have a vagina! Very female.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
Does anyone remember when Vanity Fair was involved with elegant people? I just subscribed to this and this is what my first issue is going to be on? Some shallow broad talking about nothing. Great. Thanks Vanity Fair
She has to be kidding with those tits. Okay, going back to read all the comments. :D
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
Well of course Zee has an amazing voice and is very elegant. She is African , most African women are very elegant ,and it not shokcing that Maddox is intelligent either he is Asian. Asian are very smart ,pax will follow in his step. Poor shalloh ,she will prob be like her mother or chaz Bonn. At least they have Viv who is very girly.
I agree with madam s. -- Maddox is "so intellectual but I can't genetically take credit for that" is such an odd statement since his adoption was very publicized and I doubt there is anyone who doesn't know he was adopted.
Oh do make this beastly cunt go away.
Submitted by labiavienna on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 12:05pm.
yes, yes she does. thank whoever incented phototshop.
Glad this hoochie covered her veiny, shiny triple five-head with some bangs!
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Brangelina is all the proof that one needs that clever PR trumps talent and substance and everything else in Hollywood. Granted, they aren't the first. Hell, Tommy Girl's PR team successfully hid the fact he is batshit crazy until he dumped them in 2005 and hired his sister, but Brangelina's team really does take cake for successfully creating an image that bares no resemblence at all to reality.
The fact is, AJ is a fucked-up woman who collects boyfriends and kids like candy. These comments about her kids say it all. She has been trotting out the same bullshit tidbits for years. I think that behind the scenes, the never ending rotating army of nannies are the ones raising these poor kids. I also think Papa Pitt sure is finding the dream of happy families is a helluva lot different than reality. Just look at how the poor bastard has aged in the past 5 years.
I just can't wait for this to implode. It's going to be hilarious. Usually, I would feel bad saying this as there are 6 kids involved, but they're already screwed.
I think it's an inside joke... BP was probably smoking pot and dared Angelina to use the word negro in her Vanity Fair interview... B*tch is a f*cking genius...
no bj for BP
If Maddox is really an intellectual, then I want to hear his thoughts on the G20 summit... like what are its historical and geographical ramifications... educate me, dammit
Pax can make me a sandwich
Damn! this trick is going to lack a face by next year. She's already asked for the Michael Jackson nose and her cheeks look like they're sucked in like in a mummy's, so she's half way there already. And fuck it, since when doesn this anorexic twat has boobs that big?. Last time I saw her, she looked way smaller. Whatever, she looks like a 40-something soap opera has-been that just can't let go of her old style and youth.
As for Bradley being "such an artist".. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! what a dumbass!!. And what exactly does Bradley owes her? that he believes his own pretend-play act? or that thanks to her he's so intellectual and such a "huge" "artist"?. "Mad's a real intellectual, which I can take no credit for genetically" WOW, man! this idiot actually thinks SO high of herself, now does she?. Next time she's gonna vomit how sliced bread is actually thanks to her.
My goodness, this interview is so ridiculous in so many levels.
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Pfui!
Well I see Mrs. Dash (ty snowy for that gem) is doing the fame ho stroll for her new flick.
So, where's the whole humanitarian I DUN SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD bullshit???
What does The Brad owe her exactly?
Why is Skeletina lower chatting about the chirruns, everyone knows they are only allowed to "see" her for 5 minutes a day anyway.
Why don't they interview the nanny army?
Why is the thread sticky....wait, *sniffs* ewwwwwww, damn loon jizz everywhere....*goes to boil hands*
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