Monday, June 28th 2010
When A Headline Is Worth A Thousand Pictures
The cherry on top of this fuckery is that all of this started when the lesbian sumo wrestler said to her ex-girlfriend: "Keep smiling, cunt." This will be dramatized in my dreams tonight.
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Paris and Brittany going at each other again? When are they going to grow up? I can only imagine one was thinking 'new boyfriend' and the other was thinking 'Snickers!'.
That is the gayest headline ever!
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Keep smiling cunt is the new What are you looking at sugartits.
I copied it. Thanks MK!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
This is the greatest headline I've ever read.
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I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell...
She bashed her for waving at a man in a gay bar? Like that was going to go anywhere. What a dumbass.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 10:48pm.
*ahem*@johnnysgirl who doesn't deliver!
This one's better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhEQ066WDAA
LOL!
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Is that commercial already four years old?? Guh, time passes way too fast.
Well Snickers bars are very satisfying...
This is from the Tosh.0 blog...
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 11:40pm.
Anyway...
I was not able to find the commercial in my memory...but I did find Paula Poundstone talking about it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulM4E08J8Lo
Which is fuckin HILARRRRRR.
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Haha! That's totally how I think about stuff too. She funnay!
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♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
its bruce bitch...that's a fuckin nough!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 10:48pm.
*ahem*@johnnysgirl who doesn't deliver!
This one's better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhEQ066WDAA
LOL!
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Frak, I R BAKING! (lemon bars)
Anyway...
I was not able to find the commercial in my memory...but I did find Paula Poundstone talking about it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulM4E08J8Lo
Which is fuckin HILARRRRRR.
And now I gotta go eat dinner - night horz!
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
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♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
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hahaha you posted it! love it and love you MK!!
A Sumo wrestler and a Snickers walk into a bar...
*ahem*@johnnysgirl who doesn't deliver!
This one's better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhEQ066WDAA
LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
These were Irish people. They are a race of degenerate sniveling freaks and nothing is strange there. Every vice, evil, perversion, twisted concept and debauch is celebrated amongst these backward psychopaths. Nothing will save them, we should drop the bomb on that unholy cesspool ASAP. And we would if we didnt have an Irish president. O'bama. Indeed.
Keep smiling, cunt; really needs to be a t-shirt. Forget wolf moon!
...so now that I've just stopped choking on my cabernet, jesus, when is John Waters doing this up on screen???
The only thing that makes sense in this fkery is the Pub part.
=== "...Find...And Fulfill...Your Destiny..." ===
Wait...what? I think I burned a couple of braincells trying to decipher this weirdness.
This is the dumbest shit I've seen all day. Was the Masturbating Bear involved?
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So she hit her ex in the head with a Smirnoff bottle she had hidden up the sleeve of her Sumo costume for waving at a man dressed as a candy bar. Wow.
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"Draw a chalk outline of your vagina on the floor, because I'm going to murder it tonight! Cooch Scene Investigation!" MK
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 8:12pm.
Mmmmok....but wait WHY!?! WHY?!? WHY DID SHE WAVE AT THAT MAN!?!
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Well, who wouldn't wave at a walking Snickers bar? Shit, I know I would.
Say, remember that old Snickers bar commercial with the horse-riding girl who says "Long about noon - when your appetite's a-pokin atcha, pokin atcha"?
*heads over to youtubes to find it, rustle rustle*
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
I want pictures too.
Slutty, it was like looking in a mirror, only backwards. :)
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Hell hath no fury like a scorned lesbian.
Hahahahah islandgirl, nothing more humiliating than someone's fat ass not being able to fit through the door.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 8:26pm.
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It's like the icing on the cake, no?
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Angel, I can always depend on you to make sense of these crazy stories, you should have been a therapist.
LOLOLOLOLO, IG, LOLOLOLOLOL! OMG I'm dying! LOLOLOLOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
This is my favourite part of the story:
"Pub workers tried to escort Talbot out of the bar, but first she had to partially deflate her bulky costume so she could fit out of the door, the paper reports."
Hahaha, as if she hadn't made enough of an ass out of herself already. Excellent.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 8:16pm.
Would it have been better if the man had been dressed as a Junior Mint or M&M?
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O if only. At least an M&M cuz they have hands. You know? And junior mints are yummy. But Snickers is just too filling - it's like a whole meal...I mean, DOESN'T SHE KNOW THAT?!?!
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
I'll never look at snickers bars the same way again.
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OMG, please tell me that the liquor bottle was empty before she used...or else this story is just completely fucked up.
Would it have been better if the man had been dressed as a Junior Mint or M&M?
Mmmmok....but wait WHY!?! WHY?!? WHY DID SHE WAVE AT THAT MAN!?!
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
They left out a key fact in that headline:
"Police: Woman in Sumo Suit Attacks Ex with >>Smirnoff Ice<< for Flirting"
Scissor Sister Drama!
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Hahahahaha! This is going to replace my favorite National Enquirer headline: "Anna Nicole Smith's Boobs Explode"
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
No, I'm pretty sure this is the title of a Jewel CD.
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
Dude, I hate when that happens.
Okay, stick a fork in me cuz' I'm done. I've seen it all. Send the fellas with the white jackets and take me to the rubber room.
The headline is all I read. Too brain frizzled from finals week. Which is every week in summer classes. Ouchy.
I can understand her jealousy. Snickers really satisfies, if I ain't being too subtle!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
this headline in an OH paper the other day made me laugh: Naked Man Found With Stolen Cheese At Library
that scenario belongs in a Coen brothers movie.
Hilarious. You can't make this shit up...
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