Tuesday, June 29th 2010

But When Is Harvey Price's Dance Single Coming Out?


No, that's not an overinflated discount Pete Burns blow-up doll up there. It's the cover and short preview for Katie Price's new dance single called "Free To Love Again." Now that this bitch is free to love again maybe she can show some love to the eardrums of the innocent by not detonating anymore musical bombs.

If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! Harvey, please make it stop!

via The Sun

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How in the fuckery did they get Jordope to sing in tune???

z-listed's picture

She used to be so cute before she started fucking with her face and body. Now she looks like hell.

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"If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! Harvey, please make it stop!"

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! CHEERS!
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madam ex's picture

I cant afford to have my eardrums or ear canals replaced, so I will skip this! I swear anyone can be a singer today, it makes me sick to all the really good singers who've worked so hard at their trade, and then you have the Luanne's, Katy's, Danielles, Kim Z's, etc........SICKENING!!!

Finally glad there are no speakers at work, Im sure it's AUTOTUNED TO DEATH!!

Dgrin's picture

hell, this is not even her own real voice, too bad cause she's got real fucking talent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waLhLr60P1s&feature=related

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I can't hear it at work but I bet I know exactly what it sounds like. And I hate it!

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harveyprice's picture

This is already in my top 25 most played songs on my ipod.

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Green Is Good's picture

Oh, Jesus. This plastic hag again? Is there no end to her fucktardery?

stake_spike's picture

If anyone's heard her speak they know that's not her voice. What the hell was that? Fucking terrible.

Gah. That can't be music. Sounds more like she got her tits caught in a car door. Her eyes look like two holes burned in a blanket.

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copacabanagirl's picture

With all the good music producers, songwriters and musicians out there...you'd think that these celebrity upstarts would put out something of a little better caliber than they do. Or maybe the good music producers, songwriters and musicians out there don't want their reputations anywhere near these talentless turdballs, even for the money.

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DEAR GAWD WHAT HAPPENED TO HER LIPS?!?!

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People in the UK don't have better taste. Don't let that accent fool ya!

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 11:12am.
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its all true haha
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Submitted by Miami on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 11:32am.
I thought people in the UK had better taste than we Americans. Why then is she one of the highest paid women in the UK??!!

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Submitted by Miami on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 11:32am.

I thought people in the UK had better taste than we Americans. Why then is she one of the highest paid women in the UK??!!

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Ha! Where do you think Americans learned it?
The student often surpasses the master so there you go.

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I thought people in the UK had better taste than we Americans. Why then is she one of the highest paid women in the UK??!!

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wont' listen
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angel_i's picture

Kadooze! It's very uncommon to write a goodbye song to yourself from your lover. Can't be easy!

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O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
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will.i.am's picture

I love tacky shitty-fantastic stuff to make fun of. But even this is too much for me.

kanderso's picture

Oh my word, that shit is awful. What motivates a person to create such worthless crap? It can't be money, because that song won't make any. So I DO NOT GET IT. Like, if I was quasi-wealthy for no apparent reason, and was kind of bored, I STILL would not make music because I ACCEPT that I cannot sing for shit. How do these assholes not understand this logic?

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LOL TV and Rauuuuuulio!!!

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boomsy's picture

Definately not good, but I've certainly heard worse.

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Damn, I thought that was Adam Lambert.

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Eileenie McMeanie's picture

I'll pass

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Submitted by Sookie on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 11:05am.
im hungover..why the fuck did i listen to that?!

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Sookie's picture

yah really DONT DO IT! i took one for the team already and wow...just...WOW
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Mother Superior's picture

'If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit!'

Bwahahaha!!! You bloody nailed it, MK :)

M.E.'s picture

I am not going to murder my ear drums with this shit. HELL NO!

Sookie's picture

thanks luvvie! =D
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 10:33am.

ha ha I posted this yesterday, she's simply dreadful!
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ololol snowy, such a fag "SIMPLY DREADFUL!!!" hahahahahahah

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Oh Sookeh you poor thing.
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Sookie's picture

im hungover..why the fuck did i listen to that?!

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I refuse to torture myself with this shit.

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OurMissC's picture

Is she free to love again? What happened to Alex/Roxanne?

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I'm too frightened to listen. Those duck lips are scary!

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Gawd, I miss the days of Milli Vanilli when real singers did the vocals while "artist" lip-synched.

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DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Is she a Real Housewife? Who told her she could sing?

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snowpiece's picture

ha ha I posted this yesterday, she's simply dreadful!

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