At Least CoCo Will Never Drown....
Yesterday in Miami, the ravishing lady T-Rex that is CoCo somehow found a way to put on a teeny tiny red bikini with the help of a dragline excavator, two priests, a lezzie in a sumo wrestler suit, four tubs of grease from Jermaine Jackson's face, Tim Peeler's rough talk, and a dozen rage-filled Twitards who didn't get to touch RPattz at the premiere. IN THIS ECONOMY, CoCo has no choice but to wear the same two piece she used to wear when she was a fetus.
CoCo wore it to frolic along the beach with her equally chichilicious husband Ice-T. If you ever see CoCo in the ocean, that is the time to jump in and go swimming without fear because no shark is going go to go near her hongray hongray camel toe. There will never be a Mega Shark vs. CoCo's Camel Toe Syfy movie, because it will be about ten seconds long. CoCo's camel toe is never the one.
P.S. - Do you think she puts a pacifier in her coochie to give it something to suckle on so it won't eat her bikini bottoms completely?
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Looks less like Wicked Weasel and more like Wabid Wolverine.
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Strangely enough I don't hate her either. Glad to see I'm not the only freak.
I don't think she's fat, but she looks it in this bathing suit. Sometimes covering up can be way more attractive than putting everything you have out there.
One thing I can say is that homegirl is in desperate need of a bikini wax. Who goes out like that? Maybe T is into the Sasquatch-bush look?
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Thank you, I was scared.
Nast. Her entire downtown area needs a wax. That trash has no shame.
Submitted by liverwurst on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 11:37am.
Ewww... You can clearly see the incision scares under her ass cheeks from the butt implants.
Even though you spelt scars wrong it fits! :o)
Ewww... You can clearly see the incision scares under her ass cheeks from the butt implants.
Coco is a BIG bitch--not fat, but strong and solid like Serena. That said, I don't like her choice of outfit, but I never do. It's who she is, and I have to respect that, because she obviously does not give a FUCK what anyone else thinks(except T). Just as it should be. I can't hate on her--she and Ice make a good couple, and what the pimp hand has slapped, let NO man put asunder--or 'ass'under, in her case.
Fucking disgusting
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
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@ Little Rascal
LOL - true dat - I hate that fame whoring TILA "I'm preggers, I'm not, I'm straight, I'm gay, I'm bi, I'm bipolar, I'm Sybil, I'm a record producer, I'm quitting Hollywood (praise Allah, Buddha, Jesus and any other god if that was true), I think playing with my tampon on youtube is cute, I have a blog, LOLOL OMG, I want to stick my boot up her ass" TEQUILA.
CoCo and Ice-T are actually kind of cute in a "made for each other" way. And i luvs me some SVU.
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I'm saving my true hate for the likes of Tila Tequila
WHAT THE F?!! this should be illegal! ehehehe
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 11:03pm.
Not that there's anything wrong with au natural, but there's a time and a place, yanno?
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uh, yeah....that's why bathing suits used to look like diapers, right? It's funny tho - the hair is private...I'll go on for days about how nipples are are not more offensive than boobies but hair? No thank you!
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"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 10:57pm.
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Totally agree about the stubble, just looking at it makes me itch! I don't know what's worse, that or too much. I remember going to the beach with this one girl and she was like a frigging Yeti down there--- it was hard not to look, and she was totally oblivious. Not that there's anything wrong with au natural, but there's a time and a place, yanno?
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 10:31pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 10:29pm.
She's not fat. She's just not skinny.
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Agree. She's more what I would call 'solid.' Having said that, that bathing suit cannot be comfortable!
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Right? Fat people don't get to have abs like that....and yeah she's ridic. Adorably so. I love her:) I'm a little mad about the stubble tho, too, I have to admit. MY Coco should always be smooth. Ice-T needs to keep his pimp hand strong about such matters!
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
not so sure about her waxing game...
Does she have a fake ass? I know she has fake tits, but what about the ass?
This freakin' woman... She isn't bootylicious shes bootynauseous. Just fuckin' gross...
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 10:29pm.
She's not fat. She's just not skinny.
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Agree. She's more what I would call 'solid.' Having said that, that bathing suit cannot be comfortable!
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She's not fat. She's just not skinny.
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
She IS fat/flabby except for her tits and ass which are probably as hard as a rock due to all the recycled plastic shoved up in there...
Look @ her arms and legs/cankles...Heffa is FAT!!
i just think this is a bathing suit that NO one should wear. god. my underpants have more material than this suit.
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I think she has a sexy physique except for the oversized boobs. Europeans are a riot when commenting about body types they consider icky and gross, eewwww...SMDH and LOL.
I think she has a sexy physique except for the oversized boobs. Europeans are a riot when commenting about body types they consider icky and gross, eewwww...SMDH and LOL.
Delusions delusions...this is pretty much fat if you actually think about it.
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That is disgusting! Some people have no shame.
She should keep that shit to her own back yard pool. The public should not have to explain to their kids why this woman looks so strange and is nearly naked.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 2:03pm.
KEEP JUDGING HATERS. SHE IS LUSCIOUS AS FUCK.
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MY man! Let's go get a drink and find some big bear Daddies to flirt with!:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
She is just plain GROSS.
Ewwww!
Cocozilla vs everyone's eyes.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 9:19pm.
@ Centy
Hey Centy! LOL, when you're having a drink with Coco let's just hope she'll wear something with a bit more coverage then this size 0 bikini above! Just sayin';-)
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Ahhhhh....did not consider that....ok, no beach bars.
The Algonquin.
*nervously* Surely that would be safe?
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@ Centy
Hey Centy! LOL, when you're having a drink with Coco let's just hope she'll wear something with a bit more coverage then this size 0 bikini above! Just sayin';-)
PUH-LEEZE, string bean. She's hardly flabby.
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
I'm sorry but this chick has no business being in a bikini...she has one of the ugliest bodies I have ever seen.
She's got the hard/plastic tits and ass and she is fat/flabby everywhere else...short stubby legs and no neck...
Ice T doesn't look any better....they should do us all a favour and cover the fuck up.
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 8:51pm.
@ TigerLilli
I understand! I don't seriously hate on her either. She's pretty harmless, just a brain-dead bimbo with lots of plastic body parts and no clue of how silly she looks.
I'm saving my true hate for the likes of Tila Tequila.
And I agree, Ice T needs a manzier.
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I can't help but rank on Coco, it's just so positively THERE....
However, I have thought many times that I think she is probably a nice person and I would love to have drinks with her!
Ha! Now, THAT would be a sight.
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Submitted by not shocked on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 6:43pm.
I think that's a brazilian bikini. The beaches here are full of them and I made the mistake of trying one on with a disposible bikini wax panty and it made my lips slip out to the sides. I showed the shop girl, and she being brazilian told me it's supposed to let your labia show so you can get a better tan. No thanks.
LOL, right. Because you don't want tan lines on your labia, right? How many other outfits would show the labia??
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 8:47pm.
@ TigerLilli
I understand! I don't seriously hate on her either. She's pretty harmless, just a brain-dead bimbo with lots of plastic body parts and no clue of how silly she looks.
I'm saving my true hate for the likes of Tila Tequila.
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I can even say something nice about her...She's small enough to fit in my toilet...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Ice-T's tits are coming along nicely. CoCo might need another boob job to stay ahead.
@ TigerLilli
I understand! I don't seriously hate on her either. She's pretty harmless, just a brain-dead bimbo with lots of plastic body parts and no clue of how silly she looks.
I'm saving my true hate for the likes of Tila Tequila.
And I agree, Ice T needs a manzier.
Was this a nude beach?
If not, she should have been arrested.
If for nothing else than needing a bikini wax.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 6:55pm.
@ TigerLilli
http://www.famousplastic.com/images/coco.jpg
Still can't hate on CoCo, big kitteh?
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Nope...I mean, I know bitch ass faker than a clean Lohan piss test, but...meh, so what? Something about her is...dare I say the 'L' word which so often makes me break out in hives...likable...
I dunno...I can make fun, but I can't genuinely hate...and I hate myself for that...
And WHAT UP wif Ice's MAN TITTY sitch? Bitch one cup size away from giving night shift lap dances at any given titty bar near any small town airport...'Champale room' even...Yeah, those titty bars don't have 'Champagne Rooms'...It's either the 'Reunite on ice' room or the 'Champale' room...Ice's titty stich qualify him for the latter....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I kinda like Coco but seriously this is just gross. The 5 o'clock shadow on her vag is nasty. And I never noticed how manly her face is... not pretty.
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Her pussay is mad at her for choking it with that red rubber band.
Holy shit. Ice Tea is hella white!
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
@ TigerLilli
http://www.famousplastic.com/images/coco.jpg
Still can't hate on CoCo, big kitteh?
I can't hate on this chick for some reason...I find her strangely endearing (I know, I know...) I can hate myself for not hating her, but I can't muster up the hate for her...and that's almost sexually frustrating...I hate it when I can't get a hate boner...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I think that's a brazilian bikini. The beaches here are full of them and I made the mistake of trying one on with a disposible bikini wax panty and it made my lips slip out to the sides. I showed the shop girl, and she being brazilian told me it's supposed to let your labia show so you can get a better tan. No thanks.
Ain't seen that much pork since Robert Byrd choked on it.
Mk, you missed the money shot of coco that I saw at drunken stepfather. She's floating away from the camera, showing that last quarter-sized part of her anatomy that hasn't already been aired to the paps.
Ewwwww, freak! And she looks so smug while everyone on that beach is probably staring at her with their mouths agape and little kids are pointing at her with their fingers.
That bikini is 10 sizes too small for that huge butt and those humongous fake udders.
The camera does add 10 pounds, you know. Just not on each buttock, usually.
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