Jogging In Traffic....With A Glittery Friend
Kelly Bensimon, the piece of crazy glazed salmon jerky from The Real Housewives of NYC, usually goes jogging in traffic like a dumb fuck by herself, but today she brought along a sparkly friend. A sparkly friend who is showing her ass up in every which way! If Kato Kaelin wore a weave made of satchels of gold and constantly spit out a rainbow of non-processed Gummi Bears from his glitter hole, he would look just like Kelly's special friend.
There's also a good reason for why he's got a fancy scarf around his neck in this nasty heat. After Kelly starts galloping in the heat for a while she stars to reek of grilled leather, microwaved plastic yogurt cups and freshly shat out jelly beans, so he needs something to cover his fragile nostrils with.
• 
apered cuff is the perfect combination of casual and luxe. If you have longer legs, it's
easier to pull off. But,
best gift for your people
=== http://www.shoes2.us/ ===
165usd rolex omega gucci ed gucci watch
best gift for your people
=== http://www.shoes2.us/ ===
Never heard of her.
www.ferald.com
I think her friend is really Mark Wahlberg with a blond wig, and some falsies.. He could work on the tuck a little more in my opinion.
I hate her, she's a friggin Looney Toon....she needs to get hit by a taxi who is on his cellphone, he gets a fine and we rid the world of KKB.
gots nothing on Tony Little.
It's hard for me to believe Kelly is a biological woman. No hips, fake bolted-on tits, broad shoulders - lady looks like a dude.
Maybe you'll find happiness in your sight shopping heaven and earth
You'll find our price is more suitable for you. Your presence is our greatest pleasure.
http://www.fashionclothe.com
This was a photo op.
________________________________________________
"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
can't stand her!!! wear some sporty pants bitch. how old is she? 100?
Coma Caca!
----------------------------------
I wish I was driving a Toyota behind Kelly Bensimon...
I don't get the "jogging in traffic" thing. It's about as healthy as chain-smoking 20 cigarettes...
I can't stand this bitch. Jogging in traffic is just another way of her getting attention, since there is nothing about her that would warrant any attention otherwise.
She's straight as a board, has skin like leather, and zero personality.
theyre wearing the cups backwards dumb bitches it goes on the front to tuck not on your tits
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
"MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken"
- Louis Black
I can't stand this bitch.
look at the last photo. Sweetie is wearing that scarf to hide a bad case of Linda Tripp Neck...where the neck and chin are one.
Ummm...attention whore much???
________________________________________________
I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
As far as I am concerned, both of them are trannies.
The only difference is that one of them tucked for their morning run and one is throwing caution to the wind and allowing their angry inch to flow with morning traffic.
***************************************
Facebook: Triston
http://www.myspace.com/triston
ask me how to subscribe for "Heaux Confessionals©", delivered to your inbox and other holes:
xadesmultimedia@gmail.com
I haven't seen the Playboy pics, but the computer photoshop must have quit itself trying to cover the crag.
Wait which one is the tranny...
She is being a good ROLL model for her kids.
"Please sir, I want some more" Oliver Twist
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 11:42pm.
Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 11:39pm.
Why the fuck is she allowed to run in traffic? And why traffic, are there no parks near where she lives?
********************************
People who run on busy trafficky streets confuse me, in general. It's nasty out there; it's crowded, there's car exhaust, people are smoking out there...why wouldn't you run near something that PROVIDES oxygen rather than takes it away - like trees? Why would you make your lungs work so hard in that environment...? It's just a bizarre concept to me....
**********
I agree completely. Plus there's the added embarrassment of doing all that jiggling in plain sight of dozens of drivers sitting at red lights. No thanks.
************
If I can do a strip on Ayers Rock, then anything is possible.
Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 11:39pm.
Why the fuck is she allowed to run in traffic? And why traffic, are there no parks near where she lives?
********************************
People who run on busy trafficky streets confuse me, in general. It's nasty out there; it's crowded, there's car exhaust, people are smoking out there...why wouldn't you run near something that PROVIDES oxygen rather than takes it away - like trees? Why would you make your lungs work so hard in that environment...? It's just a bizarre concept to me....
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Why the fuck is she allowed to run in traffic? And why traffic, are there no parks near where she lives?
Where are those crazy drunk drivers when you need one?
I was so confused when I saw the headline and the first pic. Went through the rest of them, and I'm still confused.
There is some crotch confusion going on here..Kelly is not close to being female and that 'thing' is not a man.
I'm disappointed in myself for reading this. kelly is such a waste of time.
That dumb bitch.
********************************************
http://mitchmode.blogspot.com/
I can't believe that Kelly wasn't born a man.
I have a vintage leather handbag that's in better shape than her, and it's around 60 years old.
**************************************
The new year approaching, click in. Let's facelift bar!
He is totally playing air guitar in the second thumbnail pic. A big purple sparkly invisible guitar - purple and sparkly like a circa 1982 bicycle banana seat (translation: like the one I had).
..............................................................................................
Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
I kind of love Kelly because she made up my new catch phrase and I say it about everything. "THAT'S GROSS" hahahahaa
------------------------------------------
POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
the man on the left is more feminine than this train wreck..she really needs to get a designer straight jacket and just bboouunncce
Is that you, Michael? We know you live in NYC.
knee fat is really unfortunate
no wonder her boobs got messed up last time, she doesn't wear a sports bra. gross.
Why does everybody look like Janice Dickinson?!?
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
The excuse my beauty tag is amazing hahahhaha .... and I though that was a girl...
For people like that, we (the gaysssssss) are discriminated, Is it really necesary be gayer than gay?, just sayin
......................................................
I'm gonna take your eyes, use them as a seed, Grow up a tree on the balcony.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 8:04pm.
....and no one ran her over? what the hell is wrong with this world?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i know!! where the fuck are all the crazy nyc cab drivers, when you need them!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"low self esteem is a bitch"...
I'm sorry, but if you are over 35 (or 45, no matter what Kelly says) please jog with capri leggings.
Or at the very least, athletic shorts.
Boy shorts in public on CSI corpse, thanks but no thanks.
_________________________________
"I can resist everything but temptation."
Nothing says "gay" like a summer scarf...
Homegirl should jog in the park like normal people.
UGH! She doesn't even look cute while working out! Hello, if my fat ass is going to be jogging on the street I would be wearing some cute capris and a pretty tank-top! Her legs are showing some signs of aging! I would have ran her ass over, I hate this bitch!
....and no one ran her over? what the hell is wrong with this world?
*******************************************
Heaven smiles above me, what a gift there below
But no one knows - a gift that you give to me
No one knows
- Queens of The Stone Age
Waist not, want not.
_________________________________
"I can resist everything but temptation."
Does this bitch do this all the time or only when a camera crew is following her?
This bitch has always claimed to have a twin brother.... I think she got her dick in his peanut butter, and got he got his pussy in her chocolate...or something like that.
Submitted by harveyprice on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 7:21pm.
*Looks at big nose* *cries*
And I TOTALLY notice guts on dudes...but I'm superficial like that.
***********************************************
And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
That guy looks more feminine than that crazy ass housewife.
GET OFF THE FUCKING ROAD, BITCH... people like this drive me nuts. Yes, people are honking, but it's not 'coz they find you sexy
I hope some fatty throws her McDonald's milkshake at her
submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 6:59pm.
God, that wide torso no hips combination is SO unfortunate. That Ashley Greene bitch has it too.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOL, that was my first thought! This is another thing (besides huge noses) that men don't seem to notice about women a lot of the time. It's like some weird, unwritten "no, I don't notice (insert freakish body issue here)" rule! Just like women who don't seem to notice huge fucking guts on dudes.
God is never the one.- MK