Wednesday, June 30th 2010
Mischa Barton Does Her Best Lindsay Lohan Impersonation
Looking like she just rolled out of the gutter where she was spooning with her career, Mischa Barton and a friend visited the Hammer (more like Hammered) Museum together and later she went to an ATM to collect a "no funds available" receipt.
Okay, okay, even though Mischa looks like she out fished old weave pieces from Brit Brit's bathroom pipes and glued them to the top of her head, this isn't a complete disaster. I mean, if you Photoshop a pair of plastic glasses on her face and squint just a bit, she'll sort of resemble Garth from Wayne's World. Upgrade!
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Sad.
The mad octopus hair says it all.
Ummm... she put as much time and effort into that getting that look as anyone... don't kid yourself, she knew exactly what she was doing
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Bitch look like a slutty hippy mechanic who gonna go into the dance studio to do some 'soft shoe' later on and is too much of a slacker to change....I don't even have a story for that awful hair color...
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My theory is that she was on meth/coke/heroin something and after her 5150 she became a pill addict and gained weight from the psychotropic drugs prescribed to her...
Dem white bitches get bloated cuz they always be on uppers. Only is when you all geeked then you drink n drink n drink and dat get you dose big thick legs.
She need to git to irish dance class pronto and then start pukin' up her meals when she done eatin and she will be OK.
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It must be so sad to have a body like hers -- her leg situation is only under control if she is a stick. When she's at a normal weight, her legs have elephantitis. At least she can temper this sad fact with her dazzlingly successful film career and keen intellect that rivals such luminaries as the cast of Swan's Crossing and Haley Duff.
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Those FUCKING LEGS!
Inverted triangles! Why is showcasing those freaky things?!? Trouser times.
She is the most depressed looking person on these pages...how can she be on bender all the time?
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She was cute as that vomiting, hollow-eyed, abused kid under the bed in "The Sixth Sense."
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Only LiLo is uglier and looks more like a homeless person.
This lass has no pride whatsoever to allow herself to be seen, let alone photographed like that. She looks just like a homeless vagabond.
LiLo is bad news due to the drug and alcohol problems that she brought upon herself. Did this chubster follow suit?
Then there's Heidi, the bionic bimbo and Megan Fox, the bionic philosopher .... Egad!
Britney already did Garth - A coupla times:
http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129140550258211543.j...
ARGH! I have a better one but I can't find it online:(
and night of the living dead:
http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/britney-spears-total...
And her vagina has copied this mushroom:
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On a positive note she uses her own hair; she took the time to grow it out herself - very rare in her circles. The processing is another matter altogether.
Sad, very sad :( :( :(
Someone told her that her legs are her best asset and she believed them.
I get a Kirstie Alley 2.0 vibe from this waster, both physically and mentally although she doesn't have Alley's humor and self-awareness. Give her 10 years (I'm being optimistic) and she'll be nothing but a C List reality show ho with a weight loss battle and fatherless children as her schtick.
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Her legs are so hideous....not to mention everything else.
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I don't even know where this one comes from, but she's clearly begging for attention.
Snooki, Glee bitches, this is your future.
christ on a cracker wtf happened to this chick?
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Jebus... this chick is looking worse & worse each day. God awful; she's a cautionary "I'm a druggie & this is what happens when you smoke dope/snort coke/smoke meth" tale...
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I realize this misses the point, but why is she allowed to carry a coffee through the galleries at the Hammer Museum? That security guard was asleep at the wheel?
Is that a price tag hanging off her ring? PLease don't tell me the latest pathetic hipster trend is to leave the price tag on.
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 2:23pm.
Super M!!!!!! How did it go?
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My nerves got to me and I failed the fucking mission. I did manage to ask him when the next test would be (eyeroll I know) and then I couldn't think of anything else to say. My nervousness about it is so extreme I couldn't even talk to my friends who were sitting around him. I drove back home thinking about how hot he was and if I ever made an obvious move on him and he rejected, it'd be so embarassing because I will have to see him daily for the next year because of the program we are in. I hope to manage a non-obvious I-want-to-fuck-you conversation when I see him next week.
Seriously... he is so hot.. *sighs* hehe
Pity, I used to think she was soo pretty- even as a blonde.
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Breakage, visible roots, uneven color and conspicuous extensions.
Why stop, there?!
Hideous ensemble, raggedy companionship, cantankerous cankles, et cete-fuckin-ra!
What career?!
Put a fork in this bloat monster. She is D O N E!
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Wow, sweetie, really? WTF? Friends don't let friends leave the house looking like THAT.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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WTF is with these bitches coming off a 5 day bender and not "taking care" of their appearences before leaving the house.
I can smell her through my screen!
DAMN, BITCH! Run a rake through that head and get your roots done. Sheeesh!
Super M!!!!!! How did it go?
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Breakage, visible roots, uneven color and conspicuous extensions. I'm calling this a hair disaster.
She looks like Chris Crocker with extensions.
What did she wake up in a wind tunnel?
She is so unattractive. How did she get famous in a world where female beauty wins? Example: Megan Fox. What's Mischa's reason though?
She's one of those people who went from tall skinny little girl to having a normal woman's body and everyone chastises her for that. She's human, so sue her!
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Seeing her now, I can't even remember what she looked like back when she was an It Girl. Wonder if this is Hayden Panatroll's fate?
She's terribly unfortunate looking these days.
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i've come to the conclusion this girl has a legitimate mental problem. and not some kind of fake mental problem or overall flakeyness but a bona fide disorder. it's written all over her face.
She looks rough. I don't even go the grocery store looking THAT bad! Run a comb through your hair Mischa....
Why is she not trying something to revive her career? She was the Blake Lively of 2003!
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Ugh, I can't believe I ever found her attractive (even if overall annoying and possessing the acting chops of a wet wooden board).
pee pee yellow straggly hair: it's what all the unemployable tweeked out actresses are sporting. Yeah, i'm lookin at you too Hohan..
Get her back under the table in sixth sense.
*vomit*
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she needs some thigh jewelry.
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