Thursday, July 1st 2010

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 30th!

Thankfully, due to excessive steroid use, there are no nuts in this cake. - Pat MaGroin

Runners-up:

You think this is bad? You should see the "Snookie Puss" cake the 2 bitches in the other room had to carry. - perky

Duncan Hines premiers their new 'douche' flavored cake mix. - LaPerlaDelSur

Sandra Lee's latest creation is a look at what happens after too much 'Cocktail Time' - cs182

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I'm sorry but "snookie puss" is the funniest caption I have read in a long time! That shit is hysterical!!! I'm dying!

Wish I'd gotten mine in in time - "Let them eat fake!"

johnnysgirl's picture

Yay, Perky's was my fave. Congrats horz!

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Erika_Leigh's picture

the look on the two chicks faces is priceless. they totally have the 'what the fuck am i doing here, i'd rather be kidnapped and made into a centipede by that creepy german dude than suffer another second with this asswipe' look

angel_i's picture

Submitted by thegobbler on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 9:29am.

The winners are all great captions-I also liked the "Happy 14th minute of Fame" song.
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Same! Congrats winners!

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chinlee3's picture

How can reality TV be reality TV when it is so heavily scripted? The Situation's 15 is drawing closer. Looks can be deceiving but he looks to me like a happy, pleasant, young Italiano. Si, él es muy guapo y joven. Bet he is good to his Mama, Nonna's and Zia's too.

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Vern's picture

Perky:
Obvious or no, you would win sometimes if you had ARETHA chic-chis like mine!

I don't know who this charliem chick is, but she's funneh!

"Please sir, I want some more" Oliver Twist

The winners are all great captions-I also liked the "Happy 14th minute of Fame" song.
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Sluttsville's picture

Pat MaGroin, you nailed it!!! Congrats perky, LaPerlaDelSur & cs182, very funny comments.

perky's picture

To charlie m: Sometimes I let MK bury his face in my magnificent Hendricks-Hayek chichis, and in exchange, he puts me in the caption contest. But never as the winner. That would be too obvious.

charlie m's picture

Well, Charles, maby it's because your brain is fried and you are a lot stupider then you think you are. ever thing of that? no.

This idiot lifting his shirt every 10 seconds is getting really old !!! Dude - put your shirt down and try and show us some talent. If your abs are all you have going for you - then that's pretty damn sad. LOSER.

charlie m's picture

i demand an explanation for why my captions never make the cut.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Congrats funny slutz! I could think of nothing!

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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"

Vern's picture

was there a different picture originally or am I as insane as they say?

a girl in a red car sun roof?

"Please sir, I want some more" Oliver Twist

WickedCats's picture

The cake has better muscle definition than he does.

Tex-Bro's picture

The Situation finally gets his birthday wish to stick the tip in... himself

TEXBRO

Jason Mercer's picture

Butter Face meets Butter Cream.

Wanker!

Miss_Marples's picture

Must be a promo for that new Food Network show, "Ass of Cakes."

B. Coop's coming out partay!!

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angel_i's picture

Brunette to Blonde: Dude! Where did the rest of the cake go?!

♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ

After the plastic body, the head is attached next on the Jersey Shore assembly line and is easily inflated with hot air and held upright with the correct amount of gel and a spritz of 15 minute fame hairspray.

lazee's picture

The head of the cake caved in under the weight of its ego.

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Altogether now...(to the tune of Happy Birthday)

"Happy 14th minute to youuuuuu.

Happy 14th minute to youuuuu.

Happy 14th minute ,dear douchebaaaaaag,

Happy 14th minute tooooo youuuuuu.

shandiRW's picture

this is appears as though it should be a CAPTION THIS..

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

lazee's picture

Brunette: You bitch, I should cut you for getting me in this "Situation"

Blonde: Shut up and just hold it from the edge. I have the disinfectant in the back.

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Which one of us is going to tell him what Snooki did with the head?

jerome's picture

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BellaNella3's picture

A cake that really resembles the birthday boy, a dickhead.

The cake has the better looking head.

TexnDoc's picture

If "you are what you eat" by the end of the night he's going to be a cream filled puff and from the look in her lusty eyes the brunette is going to be a hot blonde.

Pat MaGroin's picture

Thankfully, due to excessive steroid use, there are no nuts in this cake.

megexpat's picture

Appropriate that he is standing so his dick would be the head of the cake.

Pat MaGroin's picture

I tried to give my Mom a "Cookie Puss" on Mother's Day but all Carvel had was a bad Situation.

(To all you Howard Stern fans out there)

Pat MaGroin's picture

Turn the cake over and you see "Fudgie the Whale"

Pat MaGroin's picture

Waiter - There's no hair on my cake!

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angel_i's picture

Blonde Girl: Mmmm....his fingers are so LONG!

♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ

Girl #1: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Girl #2: Yeah, I'd totally fuck this cake over him.

johnnysgirl's picture

Submitted by perky on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 5:56pm.

You think this is bad? You should see the "Snookie Puss" cake the 2 bitches in the other room had to carry.

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HA - HAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Snookie Puss XD

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tinkerbell's picture

Two ho bag's, one douche

Get in, get on, get yours, get off and then get out!

The holy trinity of douche-iness...

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tbeez's picture

Well this looks ab-solutely disgusting. Keep that gorgeous cake and throw the fruitcake out!

atlantapug's picture

The pilot episode for "Douchify This Cake" was a huge success for the Food Network.

atlantapug's picture

It's pretty sad when most women would rather lick the cake of you than lick you.

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perky's picture

Dina, to express our apologies, we'd like to offer you and the entire Lohan family all the free ice cream cake you can eat for 75 YEARS! There is one catch...