Spot The Plastic Doll
One of these is an empty-headed plastic toy with hair made out of synthetic fibers and breasts sculpted from a mound of melted orange Legos. The other is a cake.
Seriously, Katie Price is starting to make Harvey cry into his animal crackers, because her face looks like it's been embalmed with spray foam insulation and covered with several layers of beeswax. You just want to snatch one of her machete-like brows and use it to deflate her inner tube lips. Poor tortured Harvey already has to suffer by looking at Alex Reid's hemorrhoid face every day, and now he has to deal with this?! Harvey deserves a million gold-wrapped chocolate Noble Peace Prizes for what he has to deal with.
Anyways, here's Katie Price and her doll cake (wearing her old wedding dress) leaving her bachelorette party in London last night. Katie already married her cage fighting, cross dressing husband Roxy Baby in Las Vegas earlier this year, but she is throwing a bigger and Chavier wedding in England this weekend.
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Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 5:16am.
Turns out Katie was actually cute! In that tart-ish kind of way, but much better looking than she is now, after spending loads of money "improving" herself. Here's a pic (NSFW, has boobiez!1) http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00803/katie_380x529_803888a.j... really makes me sad.
@Hekki damn you think they move around in your face? Thats fecking gross! That would seriously make me throw up if I was wasking my face and I felt something move in it!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Ok what did this bitch to look like before she started fucking her face up? Anybody have any pictures? Seriously she is grotesque! Where are the people in their lives to tell them HEY YOU LOOK DISGUSTING STOP IT!!!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Plastic and greasy. NEXT!
She looks like Janice Dickenson in that main photo; not good at all.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
I think she has a pretty face... She may not be the best representation of the female species, but I have no real reason to hate on her
Submitted by Dgrin: "being able to see where cheek implants end under the eyes is the most disgusting thing for me"
AGREED. I can imagine that a person could get used to breast implants after a while. But how weird would it feel to have little things in your FACE that you could feel shifting around when you smiled and talked. And what about when you're putting on makeup or washing your face? And when you start aging and the skin gets a little more slack?
I dunno. It always looks fake, too.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 5:29pm.
I think I ran into her -- or someone who looked just like her, all mummified-ruins-of-Pompeii-looking-- at a Bristol Farms market today. She was gabbing on her iPhone about meeting a girlfriend at Mr. Chou and intermittently scolding the deli counter guy because he wasn't slicing the provalone in just the way she wanted. Later on at the register she was jingling in her LV purse with her many bracelets clanging everywhere looking for her credit card apparently, finally asking if the store accepted EBT.
Meanwhile no one noticed me shoplifting a brownie.
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isn't Harvey blind? he probably doesn't care so much how she looks.
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I didn't ask to be hated
I just don't mind being a bitch.
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This burnt 7 year old lobotomized bitch needs to grow the hell up.
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I don't mean to be rude or anything, but isn't Harvey blind?
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 9:23pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 9:17pm.
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Tiger, I love it when you get all bilingual. And I want some PopTarts, pork rinds and jenkem in my contract, or I quit.
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You drive a hard bargain...but you will have to achieve junior executive bullshit status to demand the likes of Toaster Strudel, BBQ flavored pork rinds, and smokable extract of jenkem...You also will not be able to claim the last can of Chef BoyArDee Ravioli until you have made junior executive VP bullshit status...just so that is clear...OH AND SOOOO HANDS OFF MY SOUR CREAM AND ONION PRINGLES!!! And don't even think about them Lil' Debbies...*tiger eyes=laseer beam*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sometimes I wanna love this scrag, but then I remember that she might have had a well-videodocumented hand in Harvey's disabilities.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 9:17pm.
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Tiger, I love it when you get all bilingual. And I want some PopTarts, pork rinds and jenkem in my contract, or I quit.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 8:56pm.
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Deal.
Lindsay Lohan, whose dignity is in someone else's pants.
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I'm thinking it's the black kid's pants....Cherchez le bebe noir...What? Get on it! Dlisted cameras are rolling...Do you think the Purple Drank, Hot Pockets, and Jolly Ranchers that make up your salary just exist to serve you? I think otherwise....*rolling tiger eyes in disgust*....
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 8:56pm.
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Deal.
Lindsay Lohan, whose dignity is in someone else's pants.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 8:49pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 8:41pm.
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Brilliant! MK could be the host, and you can be the moderator. Possible contestants:
Spencer Pratt and John Mayer, who's heads are up their own asses.
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Ok, you're in charge of casting...and let's roll...people...in 5..4..3..2...and ON....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 8:41pm.
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Brilliant! MK could be the host, and you can be the moderator. Possible contestants:
Spencer Pratt and John Mayer, who's heads are up their own asses.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 8:28pm.
If you turned that doll upside down, I bet you'd find a roll of toilet paper stuffed inside.
If you turned Jordan upside down, you'd find a cell phone.
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H'mmmm...
This gives me an idea for a Dlisted reality show entitled "Oriffice Quest"...Yeah, basically we Dlisters search for buried treasure in the poons and dirt stars of skank ass whores....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
So, so tacky.
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Submitted by get serious on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 5:46pm.
What is that fake orange tan grease that she uses? Yuck...
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Ever have canned tamales? Katie's tan comes from what's left on the sides of the can when the tamales are emptied out.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
If you turned that doll upside down, I bet you'd find a roll of toilet paper stuffed inside.
If you turned Jordan upside down, you'd find a cell phone.
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My mother made doll cakes for my baby birthdays along with photo-memories of the blessed events. I think they stopped being cool when I turned five and boys were invited. They don't feed many either - too much doll in the way of cake.
On topic, this chick is a wreck. Worse, this wedding is additional P.R. for her wretched CD release. Smack me if I am wrong but does it not seem that you have to be really bad to make it big anymore. Polar shift?
On one hand I feel this marriage is not going to happen, from watching this evil bitch's appearance with her ape on Alan Carr's show this past Sunday she HATES that impotent steroid monkey. The moment he spoke that frozen face of her's surprisingly emoted disgust. Yet the wedding must happen her children need further evidence to hate this horrible woman that gave birth to them. Harvey bless him can only cry and not vocalize how a child his age does, it will be up to Junior and Titicaca..or whatever her name is, to be typical kids that talk back, speak their grievances,and slam doors. Why shouldn't they do that, she is a crap mom and in the world of Katie Price no one tells her like it is to the point where she listens, the only exception will be her kids and eventually her teenagers, will that be televised? Besides that is how I treated my shite mom when she eloped like a whore with a stranger bastard bitch she knew for only a few months, when I was 8, our relationship is still reeling to this day, I'm 25 , real talk. Give Katie Hell kids, it feels great.
Why is she carrying the cake by herself? Couldn't her husband just wear it home for her?
Wow, that dress is 3 or 4 kinds of ugly.
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"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
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I thought that plastic cunt got married in Vegas to that crooked-nosed asswipe like 6 months ago - I vividly remember the two of them stinkin' up Caesar's Palace.
What gives ?
Just when I thought it wasn't possible for Jordan to be tackier there she goes.
How long before she is pregnant?
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
Yano...Megan Fox is a sandwich, a boob job, and a gallon of orange paint away from looking like Katie Price.
did MK make a stinky here? Harvey has septo-optic dysplasia, right so he can't actually "look,stare or see" hemorrhoid face only feel it with his hands.
being able to see where cheek implants end under the eyes is the most disgusting thing for me,
That little pink lady looks more like Marie Osmond than anything that's been on here in days, including Marie Osmond the other night.
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I almost feel sorry for Reid. He was a nice enough guy on BB, if not very, very dim. He actually loves her and believes she loves him (ha!). Poor thing doesn't realize she only married him because the public voted for him and she thought she could cash in on it. Once he married her the public turned and now she's realizing she made a huge fucking mistake.
This is why karma will always come back to bite bitches like KP. They think they know how to play the game and they don't.
What is that fake orange tan grease that she uses? Yuck...
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what is going on with the hairline on the blond in the black shirt in picture 009.jpeg?
I am guessing that these women are 30 ish, My 87 year old grandma has a healthier hair line.
It's time for rogaine gals, what the hell are your heads and faces going to look like when you are 50?
she's a pretty girl. great body. great face. too bad she has to sleaze it all up with the ridiculous hair and overly manicured eyebrows. at least she's not a bleached blond. two stars for that.
Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
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And I have to say that this shit was ALREADY funny. I wonder how many n00bs have thought twice before posting over this LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Submitted by serjox on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 5:31pm.
I like Hemorrhoid Face! H8R!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, Sohbet do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
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LMAO!
What a fucking AWESOME bot you are! Give this bitch a raise!
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
So this is her bachelorette shindig EVEN THOUGH she already married the guy? Fucking pointless.
And P.S., this lady will marry 10 guys before all is said and done.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, Sohbet do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
If she isn't going to commit harakirri soon, could she at least go back to blonde.
I think I ran into her -- or someone who looked just like her, all mummified-ruins-of-Pompeii-looking-- at a Bristol Farms market today. She was gabbing on her iPhone about meeting a girlfriend at Mr. Chou and intermittently scolding the deli counter guy because he wasn't slicing the provalone in just the way she wanted. Later on at the register she was jingling in her LV purse with her many bracelets clanging everywhere looking for her credit card apparently, finally asking if the store accepted EBT.
Meanwhile no one noticed me shoplifting a brownie.
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I'm guessing at least another nose job, too much botox as she's getting the Kylie look and far too much lip boosting. What a muppet.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
What makes a dude wanna wife up a thoroughly used and artificial bimbo?? What up with that?
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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