Wednesday, June 30th 2010
Would You Hit It?
This is not something I thought I'd ever see and I have felt some shit while listening to "Just Another Day." This is 47-year-old Jon Secada flexing his veins and popping that apricot Fashion Fair lip gloss at a Chippendale's event in Las Vegas last night.
Who knew that Jon was hiding some juiced-up Jersey Shore shit underneath his white linen shirt. Bitch is looking like a dehydrated roid daddy who can't fall asleep unless a whitening strip is lounging on top of his teeth, but I still would. WELL, I told you I felt some things while listening to "Just Another Day" and you can use his lip gloss as lube.
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Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 10:03pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 9:48pm.
LOL I know that corner, I went to Largo High! I used to buy Marlboro's (I don't smoke now) for a buck after tax there. Fuck, I'm old! We always got into trouble for leaving campus to go to Wendy's or Mister Donut. Yummmmmmmmm Mister Donut!!!
oh hell to the yes. he's got a great voice .. and his body is smokin hot ... whew ....
He is the "Randy Jackson" on Latinameranidol, I went the firts season and meet him ... such a nice person, and has an amazing voice ... but no, I don't do ICU people.
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I'm gonna take your eyes, use them as a seed, Grow up a tree on the balcony.
Is that the governor of Louisiana, Bobby Jindal? See what happens when too much oil hits? Ewwww.....
Are you sluts kidding me? It is Phelps all the way and NOT this shem trying to look butch. Queen, please, quit while you are ahead! Besides, Phelps is looking extra hot in that pic MK got of him. Oooh, fodder for my peen spurts!
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He's a hot mess!
No literally, he looks like a 2nd degree burn.
I'd let him it it with some Bacitracin...
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
Chippendales has "events?" Why?
No.
And I am a fugly old coot....
Ick.
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I would hit it with a hose. Bitch looks dehydrated.
What a cunt! And I mean that is the nicest way....Love Blanche Hudson.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
OMG I still love this song as much as I did in junior high **ducks and runs away**
From Wiki:
"Secada's first marriage to Jo Pat Cafaro ended in divorce in 1993. On February 22, 1997, he married Maritere Vilar (b. 1972). They have two children, Mikaela and Jon Henri."
WOW
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I'm with Zonko..I can't do Jon either.
I can't do the lips. I'd prefer to listen to Nancy Grace scream than broach those over glossy things.
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She's a fameasexual. Bitch will lick on anything if it gets her a blurb in Star Magazine. -- Michael K.
If you sluts are hitting that, you might as well hit Michael Phelps.
At least his muscles are natural, and the bag would fit easily over his head!
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MMMM, Michael Phelps. I don't know if his muscles are natural, but they at least they are not obviously from steroids. Phelps is really handsome from some angles, and really ugly from others. I think it's his gummy mouth I don't like. I like a handsome guy who is a little ugly, or handsome in an unconventional way. But Phelps is pushing the borders on that. I'd hit it enthusiastically, but like someone said below, I'd pack a ball-gag in my fanny pack, along with lube and condoms.
If you sluts are hitting that, you might as well hit Michael Phelps.
At least his muscles are natural, and the bag would fit easily over his head!
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I'd hit it because I am bored.
She is a VERY hot Mexican homosexual!
Yes, we would 'hit' it!
"For some reason I have always thought Chippendales was kinda creepy. Maybe its the bow tie and the fake tuxedo shirt cuffs that bug me." Exactly.
But, what's he doing with the Chippendales, anyway? I didn't know that they took in aging former-soft-rock-one-hit-wonders!
Total Hatchet Face. Pathetic.
I would hit it with a bottle of A1 Steak sauce he is more charbloiled and roidy than my nalgas.
Steroids, cheezyness and butisface aside, hell yeah I'd hit that! HELL YEAH!
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he thinks he's attractive. GROSS!
no personality + cheesy/creepy body = he's a catch!
Oh, MK. You have no standards... I love it!
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I'd hit that trick with a brick!!
Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 12:39am.
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Thought I was alone on this one; the thought of men gyrating and flopping their junk in my face disgusts me. Never got the appeal of male strippers.
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Boomsy!! Hahaha, if I wanted to see a man gyrating and flopping his junk, all I'd have to do is walk in on my husband in the shower. :P
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Submitted by azgirl on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 12:02am.
For some reason I have always thought Chippendales was kinda creepy. Maybe its the bow tie and the fake tuxedo shirt cuffs that bug me. Just doesn't do it for me.
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Thought I was alone on this one; the thought of men gyrating and flopping their junk in my face disgusts me. Never got the appeal of male strippers.
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maadbeacon on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 6:34pm.
Oh honey, no. Phelps, yes. This mess, no.
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i hope you plan on putting a towel over phelps's face when you do!
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For some reason I have always thought Chippendales was kinda creepy. Maybe its the bow tie and the fake tuxedo shirt cuffs that bug me. Just doesn't do it for me.
Hell no I wouldn't hit that shit. Not even on my drunkest fucking night where I can't see straight and confuse men and women.
He brought me onstage to dance with him in Cabaret when he was the emcee. He was really very nice.
Um, ya sure why not? He looks good enough.
He has good music and a good voice though.....
Is Chippendale's the gay version of The Thunder from Down Under or is it the other way?
Either way, he's too fucking old to be making an ass of himself like that..
I'm pretty sure I had that album, along with one from PM Dawn... both were a waste of money
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this cubano looks gay
Going juuuust a tad heavy on the dianabol me thinks.The trick when you juice over age 40 is to find muscularity and recovered testosterone levels...without looking like a gym rat.He's crossed the line...but then so would I.If I had the budget to do so.
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I would hit the other dancers.
But they wouldn't hit me since almost all of those dancers are gay. ~pout~
Michael K has a better chance to hit it, flip it and make it his bitch. *LOL*
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You give him the bed sheet with your period stains on it and send him to sleep in the bath tub!- The Great Michael K, 5/14/2010
Those stretch marks are from steroids. Shoulders grow very slowly if you do it naturally, so you shouldn't get strech marks there. But steroids are most effective on men's upper bodies (chest, shoulder, arms) and stretch marks around the arm pits and shoulders are very common for juiceheads.
Something's wrong with his face and hair too. I've never seen this guy before (and he's the same age as me, how did I miss his whole career?), but I wouldn't be surprised if he's taking human growth hormone or other shit like that. Bleagh. That is one papi feo!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 9:48pm.
i'm not familiar with southward. sure i've been by it a thousand times. i was raised in largo. it was eons ago. missouri was a two lane road and so was ulmerton. my school was on the corner of what is now missouri and east bay and has been replaced with a mobile station. the lot behind us belonged to the black baptists who did daily noontime baptisms in the lake. across the street was the largo feed store on the north west corner of missouri and east bay. that was an extremely long time ago you probably weren't even born or just a babe then.
Damn you Michael, I clicked that song link. Now I'm downloading it along with Angel. I have to get up in 4-1/2 hours...*logs out*
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 9:51pm.
You bitches made me enlarge that shit! Those are stretch marks!
*mortified*
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Heh hehhhhhhhhhh! And GROSS!
I with all the other people here who don't find this shit hot. Yucko! And I was just over in the Caption This thread (TO READ THE CAPTIONS) and I gotta say, that dudes stomach is DIS-FUCKING-GUSTING!
It's clear he (I refuse to type his fucktarded nickname) did that to his body to compensate for the dorkfugliness of his douchey face but now it's a toss-up for which part of him is grosser. Butterface? ButterEVERYTHING
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Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 9:27pm.
He's a buthisface I think.
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You bitches made me enlarge that shit! Those are stretch marks!
*mortified*
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 9:46pm.
Wait - how does one get stretchmarks on the shoulders? Somebody tell meh!
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Those are veins shining in the light.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 9:46pm.
Wait - how does one get stretchmarks on the shoulders? Somebody tell meh!
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Growing too fast, working out too much. My husband has em too, from the years where he wasnt as fluffy in the mid-section....
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