Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Same old story, different name. This D lister just lost her only gig she had in the works that kept her name relevant. She is now desperate to keep her name in the press. She will be releasing a sex tape soon. Of course, she won’t do it, it will just accidentally happen. Not Stephanie Pratt. (BuzzFoto)
Chicken Cutlets, you nasty little finger-lickin' slut! NO! This is obviously Heidi Montag (?). But the sex tape won't actually feature her. She'll just film a blow-up doll humping a pile of old white dog poo. Instant Speidi sex tape! No one will question it.
This married B list actor on a hit network crime drama was filming on location. Most of the day he had been just sitting in his trailer doing meth, when he spotted an overnight delivery truck. When the driver got out, our actor got in and drove it for about three blocks at about 5 m.p.h. The entire three blocks, the driver was running along side banging on the door until he got the actor to stop. When the driver recognized the actor, he decided not to call the cops and even drove the actor back to the set. (CDAN)
This probably isn't Christopher Meloni, but I do like picturing him going "weeeeeeee" out the door of a UPS truck, so I'll go with him.
The celebrity ex-boyfriend of this former A list television actress and now unemployed B lister has been spreading tales about their sex life. #1. Only sex under the covers and in bed. #2. Only at night or with the lights out and curtains closed in the bedroom. #3. No sooner than one hour after eating. #4. He had to turn his phone off, but she was allowed to leave hers on and to answer calls during sex. #5. No talking during sex. #6. Only certain music was allowed but he was allowed to choose between the four or five offerings. #7. No sex on consecutive days. (CDAN)
I can picture this list next to Jennifer Love Hewitt's vajazzling kit on her night stand, so I think it's her and Jamie Kennedy? And I bet one of the five fuck-worthy songs she approves of is this shit
Which eccentric comic had ‘em rolling in the aisles — at an AA meeting in NYC? He stepped up to the mic to talk about his recovery and ended up doing a standup routine. (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)
Why none other than Russell Brand, of course. EXHIBIT: A to Z
This aging big-time rock star, has found himself a new love. It’s the son of his PR assistant and the boy just turned 18 only a few months before the relationship started! Wonder what the star’s recent ex-wife thinks of this. Not Paul McCartney. (BuzzFoto)
Nobody wants their imagination to paint the horrific image of Ronnie Wood licking on boy ass, so let's guess this is Billy Joel. Oh fuck, nobody wants to paint the horrific image of Billy Joel licking on boy ass either. Is there a door #3?
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No. 2- Has to be the Ginge with the most- David Caruso
No. 4- I am thinking the aging rock star is the BOSS! hahahahha, yea. All of America will have died a little, but Courtney Cox did rock a "Bieber" in that Born in the USA video. Jus sayin'.
No. 1- Its probably Love Hewitt and the bulbous kennedy (are there any other kind?) but its no fun not to guess. Are there any other A list TV actresses than the "Friends"? that leaves Cox-Arquette, even though I am REALLY REALLY pulling for their marriage to work.
No. 3- meh. who cares.
Funny, Russell Brand, Ive been to that meeting where its beyond crowded, never enough seats, hot as fuck in there and tiny as my bathroom. Its in the West Village. Going to meetings doesnt mean you are clean and sober. There are some people who go to meeting for the free coffee and cake....and nod off into never neverland like its allowed.
But they say "all you have to have is the desire", how can you desire anything when you cant even keep your fucking eyes open to hear or see what they are sharing?? I dont knock the 12 steps, they've helped the worst of the worst and Ive witnessed it, but there is also alot of bullshit in there...PLENTY!!!
I think number one is Kristin Calamari. A failed actress that has no where else to go after The Hills ends.
1. I'll agree with a previous poster, it's Audrina. Nobody is going to give that braindead twat another show, so porn is her only option.
3. Probably JLove, but I'll agree with her on one point. Sex on a full stomach is yuck. I'd rather skip dinner. And no, it's not a farting issue, it's just physically uncomfortable.
5. It would explain an awful lot about Billy Joel...just sayin'.
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I think every CDAN blind is a fucking lie. I don't trust that shit at all.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 9:10pm.
The last one, my guess is Pete Townshend.
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Looks like no one responded to this. I think it's unlikely it's Robert, but Jimmy's affairs with VERY young girls, including 13-year-old Lori Maddox and 16-year-old Bebe Buell, are well known. Wikipedia says he got married in the 90s. Maybe they recently got divorced and he decided to go back to screwing children.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 8:12pm.
Charlie, no way is it Jimmie Page or Robert Plant. Is it?
Holy S*&%,
Could the last one be Steven Tyler? He's recently divorced...I cannot imagine it, but he is certainly a "big time" rock star.
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Is it just me or is Heidi Montag's body starting to look like CoCo's?
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THat was epic. Is that her "O" face?
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It had me reaching for my tin foil hat.
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I don't know why, but I was thinking Meloni too for #2 and JLH for #3.
The aging rock star remains a mystery to me as well as a shocker. Anyone who lives to be in his fifties or sixties should be wise enough to know that age gaps that huge can never be bridged. If the sex thing wears off, nothing else remains. Teenagers live in a world of their own, and so it should be. Messing with that purity seems vile, somehow.
He may as well try something different, Russell Brand was never funny before.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
releasing a sex tape would be very christian of her.
I think the married B list meth-head actor is Ice-T. Exhibit A=Coco.
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I saw Billy Joel live with Elton John last year and he seemed OVER IT! Like he didn't even wanna be there. But he was funny. He did some joke about how the people facing him were getting alot of face and the people facing the back of his head were "getting alot of head."
I was like "HAHAHAHA!!!"
And then he was like, "You people in the floor seats have a good view but if you look up you have about 3 tons of lighting equipment dangling above you by two strings."
I was like, "YES! BILLY JOEL IS AWESOME! HAHAHAHA!"
And then I swear Elton was like, "There's some fine pussy in the audience tonight. Not in the front row though. But the second row looks good."
I was like, "YES! YOU HOT BITCH!"
If Heidi had a sex tape I would watch(hides head in shame).
The JLH one is interesting. I did see a Jamie Kennedy joke regarding masturbation as a "Party of Five", so I don't know if something is about to blow.
From Wiki
"For many years Townshend refused to confirm or deny rumours that he was bisexual. In a 2002 interview with Rolling Stone magazine, however, he explained that, although he engaged in some brief same-sex experimentation in the 1960s, he is heterosexual. Townshend currently lives with his long-time partner, musician Rachel Fuller"
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 9:10pm.
The last one, my guess is Pete Townshend.
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That's a good guess but does he have a recent ex-wife? *off to Google*
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 9:10pm.
The last one, my guess is Pete Townshend.
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i'm never any good at these blind items, but i'd agree with Slutty on this one
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
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I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 8:34pm.
I've heard Chestica is about to lose her reality show, so I'll call that for 1.
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Agree! But I wouldn't have thought of it myself.
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Submitted by sushi on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 9:25pm.
Ah, but it doesn't say she'll be BROKE, it says she'll be out of the headlines. :D
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 9:10pm.
The last one, my guess is Pete Townshend.
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interesting. he did have a situation several years back, didn't he?
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 8:34pm.
I've heard Chestica is about to lose her reality show, so I'll call that for 1.
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But she's got her shoe empire that makes a lot of money.
I don't see her doing that. What about Audrina Patridge?
Submitted by charlie m on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 8:41pm.
I know this is not OP, so you all can piss on me if you want, but please check out our Queen of Cheetos on www.x17online. I never posted another site`s link here, but those pics of her are priceless. There s another meltdown in the making...
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what's the deal with her? do you think she is legitimately mentally ill or just flaky as heck? i don't think i have ever heard a britney song and definitely wouldn't recognize it if i did. i'm been meaning to put on the living room stereo to a pop station so i can get a lot more hip with what's knew but never have gotten around to it.
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charlie, i think she is batshit crazy. I ve been popping my antidepressants for years now and even on my worst day, you wouldnt have seen me walk out the house like that. And trust me, i m a damn nobody around here, so nobody would even pay attention if i did. Britney just stopped giving a fuck a long time ago and that shit`s gonna end tragic.
Britney does look INSANE in those pictures...or like she is off her meds or just doesn't care about anything anymore....
BUT my guess for the meth UPS truck stealing driver is someone from Criminal Minds (don't know if they are B-list though)...and I had a student once who jumped in a fed-ex truck while the driver was delivering something and he stole his cellphone and a bunch of other crap...AAAAAnd as usual at the school I worked at there was no punishment.
Those Britbrit pix are effin priceless. Papa Spears has been cock-blocking my Batshitney buzz for TOO LONG!!
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 8:41pm.
*Barfs while cackling* I saw this earlier after work. I died. First thing I thought was: "Hmm, slip-sliding she is". On my worst, feverish, unwashed days I do not look like this, so somethings amiss here.
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The last one, my guess is Pete Townshend.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 8:41pm.
I know this is not OP, so you all can piss on me if you want, but please check out our Queen of Cheetos on www.x17online. I never posted another site`s link here, but those pics of her are priceless. There s another meltdown in the making...
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what's the deal with her? do you think she is legitimately mentally ill or just flaky as heck? i don't think i have ever heard a britney song and definitely wouldn't recognize it if i did. i'm been meaning to put on the living room stereo to a pop station so i can get a lot more hip with what's knew but never have gotten around to it.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 8:41pm.
I know this is not OP, so you all can piss on me if you want, but please check out our Queen of Cheetos on www.x17online. I never posted another site`s link here, but those pics of her are priceless. There s another meltdown in the making...
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Submitted by dementa on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 9:04pm.
I just had a teeny, tiny glimmer of hope!
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I know nuttin' about Peter Gabriel's personal life, but could 'big time rock star' be a reference to his song "Big Time"???
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
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Holeeeeee sheeeeeeeit. She's letting the crazy hang out. Insane hair, wearing underwear, crazy face, coffeedrink. I hope we get a luvely repeate of 07!
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Uncle Brain Fart, wow!! She looks like an escaped mental patient and is definitely due for another "episode."
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I know this is not OP, so you all can piss on me if you want, but please check out our Queen of Cheetos on www.x17online. I never posted another site`s link here, but those pics of her are priceless. There s another meltdown in the making...
Submitted by gucci on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 8:27pm.
paris hilton needs to find k-fed, marry him move into his trailer park, have a bunch of kids, and shut the hell up.
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I agree. I actually liked them together. I wouldn't want to inflict either of them on an innocent party.
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NEVER EVER EVER DIS BILLY JOEL. NEVER EVER. THis is NOT him. That is all.
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I've heard Chestica is about to lose her reality show, so I'll call that for 1.
3 must be JLoveH.
I'll call Billy Joel for 5. I've always gotten a huge gay vibe off him, and he split a eyar ago from his third wife. He's also not averse to May-December since his third was 23.
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Submitted by get serious on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 8:26pm.
I'd say #1 was Heidi, but the thing that prevents me from doing so it she's NEVER been relevant...
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And probably never had sex. It would mess her hair.
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paris hilton needs to find k-fed, marry him move into his trailer park, have a bunch of kids, and shut the hell up.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 8:21pm.
I am so deathly afraid #3 is Billy Joel. That would be a shock of great magnitude.
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I agree. I really love Billy Joel's music and respect him as a musician and don't want to think of him parading around with a child. Yucko.
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