Maybe The Waitress Is Related To Cookie Puss?
And I can come up with about a thousand reasons for why someone would fist Lindsay Lohan in the mug. But anythatfistshouldgetanobelpeaceprize, while everyone in the club cheered and threw a parade for the Mike Tyson of waitresses, Lindsay Lohan Tweeted this message above. A message that might fill your body with endorphins and cause you to send a bouquet of thank you balloons to a waitress you never met! You can sign my name on the card too. I'll give you a ten later.
Early this morning at Voyeur in L.A., Lindsay was sitting at a private booth softly serenading a bottle of Jack Daniels with her acoustic version of Klymaxx's "I Miss You", when a cocktail waitress (who was acting on behalf of the people of the world) delivered an unannounced whooping to her trick face.
Blohan Tweeted that she has no idea why Carvel's future mascot would do such a thing. But Usweekly does! Their source has the story: "The waitress has a history with Doug Reinhardt, and Lohan was hanging out with him. She was jealous, and out of nowhere, the waitress punched her in the face! Doug didn't want any part of it and went to the other side of the booth. Lohan ran out. Lohan went to a party at the nearby Rockstar House -- and ran into the waitress again! Lohan showed up and cried because the waitress was there as well. Some birthday."
So Lindsay Lohan not only got a surprise blow to the face, but it was over a frozen burrito heir who is famous for sucking the crotch crustaceans out of Wonky McValtrex?!
Just when you're about to throw up your hands and shout "FUCK MY LIFE," remember that things could always be worse. You could be Lindsay Lohan.
But you know, Lilo is going to get the last snort! Bitch is probably at the free clinic right now telling them that she's going to need something stiff to soothe the pain in her face from getting punched. Leave it to Lilo to turn a humiliating experience into VICODIN!
Here's a few pictures of Lilo pre-punch (in that denim shit) and post-punch (in the car).
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She needs some beating. Lying harlot.
Every day it's something with this mental slam missed the dunk bitch. Is she some sort of science experiment or something? No one's real life exists like this. Some mad scientist must have created this chick. She is not a real person.cast iron wok
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Sorry, Nobel. See, I've sunk so low I can't even remember how to spell it. It's actually dyslexia, and thank God I'm not an accountant...
Sorry, Nobel. See, I've sunk so low I can't even remember how to spell it. It's actually dyslexia, and thank God I'm not an accountant...
And to think I actually know Noble Prize winners. Yes, I've sunk that low...
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 07/02/2010 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/02/2010 - 8:56pm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 07/02/2010 - 8:53pm.
OK...which of you DListed whoors punch this raggedy trick?
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It was me! I already collected my prize!
Unless you gots more.....?
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MUAH! ***flings cultured pearls*** We got a winner ;D
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Thanks! I should mention that I was wearing someone else's pants when I did it - and yeah, I was late that day but my co workers totally set me up:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/02/2010 - 8:56pm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 07/02/2010 - 8:53pm.
OK...which of you DListed whoors punch this raggedy trick?
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It was me! I already collected my prize!
Unless you gots more.....?
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MUAH! ***flings cultured pearls*** We got a winner ;D
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 07/02/2010 - 8:53pm.
OK...which of you DListed whoors punch this raggedy trick?
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It was me! I already collected my prize!
Unless you gots more.....?
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
OK...which of you DListed whoors punch this raggedy trick? Rest assured that your confession is confidential and will stay within the hallowed confines of this site.
Every day it's something with this mental slam missed the dunk bitch. Is she some sort of science experiment or something? No one's real life exists like this. Some mad scientist must have created this chick. She is not a real person.
LEAVE ME AAAAALOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!
That is all.
I had read on another site that her credit card application was denied at a local store.
Life Is...Too Short
Submitted by Naughychimp on Fri, 07/02/2010 - 5:23pm.
All this for a dude who scoots to the other side of the booth when one woman punches another? He sounds like he's world-class gentleman (insert eye-roll)
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In his defense, it was a Lohan...I mean it's like when a turd gets stepped on...You move away... or someone hawks a loogie on the street...You move away...It's reflex...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
YES! Happy three day weekend indeed!!
Give the cocktail waitress a medal! I want a t-shirt with her picture on it.
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All this for a dude who scoots to the other side of the booth when one woman punches another? He sounds like he's world-class gentleman (insert eye-roll)
How did she feel the punch? Wouldn't all the dime bags strapped to her cushion the blow?
Obviously not hard enough. Where's the bruise?
Ho-Lee-Shits!!!
THIS bitch, Shitters and Wonky all in one day?!!! I lift up offerings to the Gossip Gods!
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Awww... it's her birthday, be nice
I think she's been looking better lately
hope the waitress knew that you have to wear latex gloves when fisting Lindsey....
THESE PICTURES WERE BEFORE THE "INCIDENT!!"
*sorry for screaming*
Oh, okay...read further down. *hanging head*
What a little pussy.
I'm a server....so I feel her pain...Lord knows I wish I could punch some customers sometimes! So Team Waitress!
Especially since Lilo is probably making shit up...I'm sorry but if I got slugged, I wouldn't be driving away with a smile on my face!
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
That would be worth getting fired over! ^5s to the waitress
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Pink lips stick, orange skin and gold hair.
Was the term "Stupid Bitch" used before Lindsey Lohan was around or?
I agree. If someone punched me, I wouldn't be spotted driving away, smiling dementedly. It would be more like me being driven away in the back of a cop car with a bloody fist from breaking someone's face like a wrecking ball.
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Submitted by JewJewBean on Fri, 07/02/2010 - 2:48pm.
UGH. Another day, another Lindsay Lohan story. This chick is a fucking idiot. And, a weak idiot at that. Somebody punch you in the face and you just run out? WTF? I would have mauled that bitch. They would have shut that whole restaurant down.
I also can't stand chicks like this waitress. Once you break up with a guy, that is it--you're done. Dating somebody once, does not mean they are your property for life. Bitch, get over yourself.
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You just want to snatch one of her machete-like brows and use it to deflate her inner tube lips. - The poet Michael K
UGH. Another day, another Lindsay Lohan story. This chick is a fucking idiot. And, a weak idiot at that. Somebody punch you in the face and you just run out? WTF? I would have mauled that bitch. They would have shut that whole restaurant down.
I also can't stand chicks like this waitress. Once you break up with a guy, that is it--you're done. Dating somebody once, does not mean they are your property for life. Bitch, get over yourself.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/02/2010 - 12:35pm.
Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 07/02/2010 - 9:42am.
...I will comment ...but you will blow me first!...
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LOL!
Good one, sugar tits!!!
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 07/02/2010 - 1:00pm.
Did Blohan get cheek implants? Her bulging cheeks remind me of Chicken Cutlets Phoebe Price. Especially thumbnail 10.
I think she did get the cheek implants. Dumbass needs to get her shit straightened out before doing something like that, it ain't gonna help her get hired.
She sure doesn't look all injured or even bothered for that matter in the thumbs of her after getting her bell rung.
Couldn't have been that bad. 'sides, she should be sportin' a black eye and/or fat lip or something if she got decked.
I say manufactured drama. Lies.
Did Blohan get cheek implants? Her bulging cheeks remind me of Chicken Cutlets Phoebe Price. Especially thumbnail 10.
ahaha...that girl has no luck. I'm pretty sure she started it though.
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ahahaah! the waitress is my new hero!! ahahaaha
"Just when you're about to throw up your hands and shout "FUCK MY LIFE," remember that things could always be worse. You could be Lindsay Lohan."
ahahaahaha love you MK!
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But, there is ALWAYS a reason to molly-whop Lindsay all up in her face and about the dome. #Fact
"There's something you don't know about me Joe Rogan. I smoke rocks!"
Hahahaha! I want to see the video!!! Or at least a picture.
*kisses the nearest waitress*
I am so fuckin' jealous.
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Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 07/02/2010 - 9:42am.
...I will comment ...but you will blow me first!...
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LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Not hard enough, waitress, must try harder next time.
Love this, she looks like she put that outfit together with all the lights turned out, well her lights are out anyway, but its ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.
And Im glad someone slapped her, she needs a full on beatdown NYC STYLE!!
Dusted, who is that creepy Art Garfunkel kid in your avie?
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/02/2010 - 10:26am.
Does this retarded Orangutang know how to stay home?
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No. Since she's evidently in arrears on her rent, staying away means not having to face the landlord or rental agency that owns her pigpen. How about changing Orangutang to OrangeAsTang?
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
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Submitted by Datura on Fri, 07/02/2010 - 11:15am.
I liked her better with deep, cavernous forehead wrinkles.
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LOL There's no doubt she had some "dental" work done (as Kathy Griffin says). At 24, that's pretty pathetic.
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TexnDoc, Lindsay used to fool around with Paris herself, so Doug is no big deal. remember how she used to follow Paris everywhere, and Paris would leave her behind and shit? So mean.....
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 07/02/2010 - 9:56am.
I'd be willing to kick this bitch in the throat.
How about you sluts?
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ill hold her down for you and when your done, will you do the same for me??
im sick of this bitch!!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
For someone who just got socked in the face, she sure looks happy - maybe the waitress knocked some sense into her.
Doesn't Doug Reihardt have a history with Parasite? And now with Blohan and some LA cocktail waitress? Thank God theirs is a small circle and they gravitate from one's castoffs to the next. I can imagine the herp virus that goes from Parasite to Doug to Lohan to Doug to Parasite and says "Wait - I know this bitch. I've been here before."