Oh, Dave....
This is some fuel that should keep the "Dave Chappelle is a crazed cokehead" bus rolling for a few more miles. A private jet going from New Jersey to Ohio was forced to make an emergency landing in Pittsburgh after Dave Chappelle freaked the pilot out by walking into the cockpit a few times and asking "Are we fucking there yet?!" Okay, those weren't Dave's exact words, but just go with it.
Sources say that Dave refused to stay seated and kept bothering the pilot. At one point, Dave grabbed at the pilot's arm. The crew labeled Dave as a safety risk and immediately landed at the nearest airport in Pittsburgh. The sources added that Dave wanted to rent a car to drive to Ohio, but he couldn't remember where he lives.
Dave's rep says that he was losing his shit (literally), because he ate something that was making his bowels want to blow and the bathroom on the plane wasn't the kind he needed.
HA. What in the GD Hell kind of excuse is that?! It would've made more sense if the rep explained this mess by simply saying, "He's Rick James, Bitch." I mean, special kind of bathroom? I do believe that when all else fails blame it on diarrhea, but even this excuse is too thick for me (that visual was not needed, I know).
That must have been a serious fly-killing shit if Dave required a special bathroom. Maybe he needed a bathroom with a strong enough ventilation system to eat up the weed smoke he blows out of his mouth when he's going caca. This is understandable. That said, hopefully the toilet Dave finally exhaled into lived to tell the tale.



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@angel_i - It is amazing to me how some people think the Illuminati is something 'new'. These are the same people who believe that the stock market has random ups and downs and that the President of the United States of America actually runs the country. HAHAHAHA!!
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LOLOLOLOL! Now THAT one is a knee-slapper!
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He's the antiChrist so we all know. Dan Brown is a mofo to the 100th power. Fuck him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And the horse he rode in on. _The da Vinci Code_ is of minor literary merit, and presents fiction as facts. Several descriptions of Paris are wrong,as are many translations. This novel is CLEARLY stolen from several other writers. Every author who points this out is crushed by the publishing company's lawyers. Maybe someone wants to keep it in print to confuse people.
You made a good point earlier about Red China. The most successful mind/social control operations grew in China under Mao and the former USSR.
Back to topic: Didn't Dave Chappelle have a routine about MJ being a distraction? As if MJ was indicted for child molestation whenever serious news wasn't fit to print?
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Hum... how does one just walk into a cockpit. security seems lax?
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@salacious - Sony are the worst. I have been boycotting all things Sony for quite some time now.
@angel_i - It is amazing to me how some people think the Illuminati is something 'new'. These are the same people who believe that the stock market has random ups and downs and that the President of the United States of America actually runs the country. HAHAHAHA!!
Katy Perry is just another puppet, just like all the rest. Her job is to continue to turn young girls into sluts.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 2:11pm.
I have an honest question here, is Katy Perry a slave to the Illuminati?
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I'm pretty sure that they use artists as they see fit and that an artist may never even know what purpose their serving until they start going against the grain; asking questions; wanting to do things their own way. So yeah - she's in the in club now but she's quite happy to play along. As long as she's always happy to play along then she's not really a slave but a willing participant.
I'm very sure that Katy doesn't ever think beyond her bank account. She must be pretty compliant cuz she still looks healthy.
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Submitted by Queen of Poo on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 12:11pm.
Rock on Tila Army!! Fight the good fight!
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There's no Tila Army here, silly. It's a super popular subject right now and she's not very creative. *I* have been talking about this shit for the last 7 to 10 years EASILY so Tila and her whole army don't got nuthin on me.
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@ Kandy Kane
I agree with you regarding Sony, the record company. When MJ said Tommy Mottola was a devilish man he wasn't kidding. Mooriah's marriage paid off because he bought her records and paid her way into radio stations to make her a success.
Then again, it's not surprising that every successful artist that Sony's ever had has fought to be released from their contracts and they end up ruined (hello George Michael).
An exception would be Celine Dion, but that's only because she's has paid her dues in long-running Las Vegas stint, because royalties from her record sales weren't going her way anyway.
Rock on Tila Army!! Fight the good fight!
Queen of Poo, it might interest you to know that there's a whole legion of people devoted to 'saving peoplekind' before it's too late. Don't even get me started on population control and the means that will be used to achieve it .....
Like I said all this stuff is what Tila is talking about on her blog lol. I didnt know the Tila army posted here.
MJ also took out a loan for his share of the Beatles catalogue...guess who got it when he died? Sony.
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@The Mad Catter - When Michael Jackson went public regarding his own experiences with manipulation and control at Sony, with the resultant media retaliation, I thought at that time, 'uh oh, he won't be with us very long.' MJ rebelled against 'the system' a long time ago. He was already trying to extricate himself back in the mid 80s. As a means to keep him workin' and fulfilling the doctrine, one lawsuit after another was filed against him resulting in huge legal bills and debt. He was bilked out of so much money by handlers and record labels, too, and encouraged to spend millions more on crap he didn't need that his debt over the years just spiralled out of control. Oh, and then along came the infamous 'charges' to destroy him, which every journalist in the courtroom knew were fabricated but which was barely reported as such in the 'news'. You can go on and on.
We are treated like idiots, conditioned to believe everything we're fed and conditioned to believe that we're 'radical nutjobs' if we question the source. People need to look at every situation that's blown up in the media and ask themselves: Why?? What's the point? Where's the money in it? Who's getting rich? What's the back story? Why do 'they' want us to know that the oil rig in the Gulf blew up because it didn't have the necessary safety valves and equipment to prevent such a thing? Because, believe me, if no one's getting rich at either end as a result of such exposure it wouldn't be in the 'news' to begin with.
Going back to MJ, since he died, I have begun to seriously question EVERY thing. He is the billion dollar man in death. Who got rich? Who's getting rich? Who's getting richer still? Sony, that's who. Coincidence? Hell nah. Doesn't anyone give a damn that a murder was constructed and committed on the world's stage? Things are headed for civil war or revolution at the least and all we can focus on is Kim Kardashian's plastic surgery and whether or not she had ass implants in her pooper....a certain sausage's 'crazy eyes' and 'funny' outfits....the latest pawn to die from prescription drug OD.
Turn off the damn television and question everything in print.
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Here's a link on the Selena Gomez/Demi Lovato stuff: http://pseudoccultmedia.blogspot.com/2009/06/disneys-programmed-princess...
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@Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 10:12am.:
LMAO at Dave getting a dig in on Oprah over her bestie Tyler Perry and his bullshit plays and movies by talking about being asked to wear a dress in some movie. Boondocks took Tyler Perry the fuck out a couple of weeks ago.
My aunt and uncle see Dave all the time in the town near his farm and say he's a really nice guy and that people around there are really protective of his privacy.
Right on, Kandykane. Usually when I bring this stuff up here I just get the stereotypical canned responses like "FUCK BRITNEY, SHE'S JUST A SPOILED BITCH!"....uhh, no. Look up multiple personality disorder, look up MK-ULTRA and do a little bit of common-sense thinking. Britney is profoundly disturbed and has been abused beyond comprehension. Like Dave Chapelle said on Inside the Actors Studio, what is going on in Hollywood where a perfectly normal person ends up in the streets waving a gun around screaming 'they're trying to kill me'? He was referring to someone else, but it's the same shit. There is something obviously fucked up going on in Hollywood. And the occult themes in songs and movies and music videos, whatever they mean, THEY ARE THERE. I tend to think it's all more about capitalism than occultism and Satanism but the symbolism is all out in the open, for whatever reason.
Do some reading on Monarch slaves like Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Miley, and all the Disney queens. The themes and career progression is all the same formula with them. They are brainwashing your kids with Disney indoctrination. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that Disney is nothing but evil.
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Fuck this shit - Dave is being brought down by the media for not playing the game. He's the only celebrity in the world right now who turned away from Hollywood, denied a multi-millions contract, and came out and spoke openly about the crazy shit going on in Hollywood. Look up his clips on "Inside the Actors Studio"...you can tell he really makes Lipton uncomfortable by bringing that stuff up. And when he was on Oprah, talking about how people tried to force him to wear a dress for a movie, and about blacks being degraded in film...he had her squirming too. I'm totally on team Dave. He's awesome.
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@bourgie - Well, these huge sums of money offered to artists are a control mechanism. They take the money and serve up the agenda because they have a 'responsibility' to do so. In other words, they agree to do it. They 'sell their souls for rock n roll.' In Dave Chappelle's case, he was ridden out of town on a blazing saddle, not so much because of the mafia (although I take your point on that one) but because of the much higher tier powers that exist within the industry. You know, the ones who govern the stuff we see and hear in the media. The ones who stuffed a certain sausage into pubis exposing trousers......which then became 'fashion' for 5 year old girls.
The only solution is to kill your TV and stop consuming. Cut the cable. Quit buying shit we don't need on credit cards. Quit getting into and staying in debt. Everything on TV adheres to a strict formula (Keeping up the Kardashians? LOL) as with everything media related. It is all about money and control and the more I witness it the more I inwardly rebel. I could write a book on it because it is so damned obvious what's been going on this past century.
OT: I must say good looking out to Jay Leno because he's always telling the story about how as a start up comedian just starting out, he was hungry both literally and figuratively. It was and still is tough world for stand up comedy.
When he was approached by associates of a certain family to "help" him in his quest for success. Leno is an Ialian American, he knew straight up what the deal was but he decided early on not to "go there" and kept it moving. He was not from that world and he rejected it unlike Frank Sinatra who loved the association. He believed in himself, struggled A LOT and figured if he made it on his own at least he could sleep well at night. He was not chasing the dollar (back then) He loved what he did, loved the live experience of working in clubs and believed in his talent even if nobody else did.
He tells this story often because I'm sure he knew or knows people who went the other route and have paid accordingly. .
OT: I must say good looking out to Jay Leno because he's always telling the story about how as a start up comedian just starting out, he was hungry both literally and figuratively. It was and still is tough world for stand up comedy.
When he was approached by associates of a certain family to "help" him in his quest for success. Leno is an Ialian American, he knew straight up what the deal was but he decided early on not to "go there" and kept it moving. He was not from that world and he rejected it unlike Frank Sinatra who loved the association. He believed in himself, struggled A LOT and figured if he made it on his own at least he could sleep well at night. He was not chasing the dollar (back then) He loved what he did, loved the live experience of working in clubs and believed in his talent even if nobody else did.
He tells this story often because I'm sure he knew or knows people who went the other route and have paid accordingly. .
Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 2:29am.
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KandyKane:
It's really that simple, the mafia has always tried to get "involved" in the entertainment industry. Dave had all the prerequisites in place for him to be a target. Where was this 50 mil coming from hmmmm? and all that for Dave Chapelle? Yeah ok......
I miss Dave Chappelle. Everyone knows what happened there. You don't just walk away from a $50 million contract when you're on a roll. Hell nah. He got a little too loud and a little too vocal and was told the hell to disappear or end up at the bottom of the Hudson wearing concrete shoes.
@Goldshift - I agree. After seeing some of the stuff I've seen, it is foolish to keep believing that these 'stars' just roll out of bed one day and hit it big on the radio. The only way an artist gets airplay is via agreement with the record company and handlers - the entire process is anything but random. If they don't want you to 'get big', you won't. And that is just the tip of the iceberg.
As for the Bieber fetus, he isn't illuminati. Far from it. He's just the pawn, doin' the biddin'. He'll get used up and spat out just like all the rest.
The absolute pawn of them all was MJ. He knew it a long time ago and tried to fight it. He didn't want to be used but he knew he'd sold his soul and the rest is HIStory.
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Put this crazy guy on the No-Fly list for commercial aviation. Let him hire a jet and pester the pilot all he wants.
There is no excuse for his antics on board a commerical aircraft. They should have tasered his ass. Why wasn't a flight marshal on board to handle this?
This feeling of entitlement by him and others is simply unacceptable. Treat them just like anyone else. We all bleed red.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 6:26pm.
LOL Justin Beaver is rumored to be Illuminati. The kid doesn't even know what the word German means, and since the Illuminati were rumored to be brilliant, I'm pretty sure Beaver ain't one of them.
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it doesn't work like that. Justin Beiber and many other "artists" are only pawns used in really sick MK ULTRA experiments and obscure rituals (2009 VMA's--Pink's performance!). these experiments are well documented and Bill Clinton even apologized on behalf of the US government for conducting these inhumane experiments. believe what you will, mind control is very real. if you know anything about communications and political science, you know how easy it is to control the masses even without physically touching anyone. mind control techniques were learned from the Nazis and our government flew some of their scientists to the US after WWII so they could continue their disgusting "research" on unsuspecting civilians--many from mental asylums. Hitler was obsessed with the occult (the hidden), the Kabbalah/Qabalah especially, and exploited psychological warfare on a scale never seen before. it's 2010 and they are "masters of the craft." you can make anyone your slave after fracturing their mind and traumatizing them into submission. there are too many people in this world to do that all to though. it's just easier to put flouride in our water, preservatives and other chemicals in our food, and keep the hidden knowledge from the masses.
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You people need to stop reading Tila Tequila's blog and her Illuminati crazy talk.
I got a request I hate *you know who* blog and I aint got the time nor the energy. I am CTFU at the fact that she aint know tho. lmao
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All this talk about Illuminati,Skull and Bones...so who is controlling Dan Brown?
ubmitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 1:17am.
Talk about being controlled by the Illuminati...I have watched Nancy Grace (well it's been on in the background I haven't 'actively' watched) THREE times today...and it's a LAME re-run!!!
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naw Chapelle is just a crazy fool!