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Here is Beth Ditto performing with The Gossip at the Wireless Festival in London....and I really don't know how to handle her eyebrow situation, among other things. I mean, her pomelo pussy haircut.... Her "King Koopa going to a fetish party" dress.... The way she's attacking that mic like it's a delicious chocolate-covered churro trying to run away (I was going to write "hard peen" but Beth is the opposite of strictly dickly).... And the brows....
THE BROWS! It looks like Beth drew on her brows while getting tickled in the no-no in the back of a pick-up driving down an extra bumpy road. What am I supposed to do with those brows? If you stare at them long enough it almost looks like her eye holes are giving birth to Bart Simpson.
I'm just going to leave these pictures for you right here while I go and sniff on a bunch of Sharpies. Maybe they will help me understand.
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She is such a bore.
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She looks really messed up and cannot sing to save her life!
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The positive thing is that she can carry herself on stage with her style. She’s someone who is unique despite the criticisms she receives. And another good thing is that she inspires those with big bodies to be confident with themselves without needing some cash advance.
She just poked out my eye through the screen.
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She is gorgeous and very talented.But I saw her photos on site www.MatchSugar.com for dating or relationship, where is for women to meet handsome black and white men online.. .
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(at least she has a great voice.)
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I like her. She can sing and she doesn't give a fuck about society's beauty standards
I didn't comment on this yesterday so here it goes. Say what you want about her body, but Beth's brows are perfection. As simple as this, you don't fucking touch them. Nothing comes close. How come MK didn't make them Hot Sluts???
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No one ever knows where to begin with her which is on point, because the woman has a voice to be reckoned with and I am all for her and whatever sonic offerings she has.
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Who cares if she's fat and isn't pretty? She actually has TALENT. Why are ugly people so offensive? Get over it. Not everyone is born to be a beauty queen. There are other valuable traits in the world.
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Who cares about this clown? She's just an attention slut looking for what she needs: attention. I won't give in to her demands.
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I think she has a unique look, and her voice is awesome. Having said that, if she took her same exact style and became thin and "conventionally" sexy I think the magazines would be all over her and she would be fap fodder. Maybe she doesn't want that. And having said that too, it would be awkward standing behind her in a supermarket while she wore that outfit, and she's got Downy fabric softener and Panteen and a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch on the conveyor, and she forgets to put out the rubber divider so that when the cashier grabs your Hungry Man dinners and store-brand toilet paper she says, "Oh, those aren't mine," and she whips out her debit card to pay and you catch a glimpse of her drivers license, looking a little (but not a lot) younger, wearing horn-rimmed glasses with her hair in ponytails and sporting a t-shirt advertising a renaissance fair.
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I can't hate on her. She left a redneck town in Arkansas (and I can say that 'cause I'm from Tennessee) that wouldn't accept her lesbianism as soon as she got out of high school and never looked back.
She isn't skinny. So what. She can sing like nobody's bidness and doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks.
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Agreed. If she ever gets tired of the indy music scene she can take voice/language lessons and hit the one of the places where no one gives a damn about anything but vocal quality: A Delta blues joint or the opera. She'd totally kill Wagner and I'll bet she would love love the horned helmet look.
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Know who's sexy fat... Kim Z from Real House Wives of Atlanta....
Just watched the show for the first time and I think I'm in love
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@ginger_t: I think it's not really Gaga; she's just the loudest right now - it's fashion. They just both happen to like to follow fashion (well, to be honest, I got some conspiracy theories myself about that but it's a little more gossipy than world ordery becuz) Fashion needs attention. No one can afford it except selling the rights to knockoffs (Walmart stylz) but the fashion isn't that remarkable when it's cheap...so all these hos get to wear the real deal so the masses can have a look and content themselves with the reasonable facsimile they can afford....now that they've seen it on the real....
Anyway - it's all under the guise of these hos being really INTO fashion (and I have to admit that if I had access to that shit I'd take full advantage too) and fashion is this Eurotrashy/70s/intergalactic shit right now.
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I can't hate on her. She left a redneck town in Arkansas (and I can say that 'cause I'm from Tennessee) that wouldn't accept her lesbianism as soon as she got out of high school and never looked back.
She isn't skinny. So what. She can sing like nobody's bidness and doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks.
She may have a great singing voice and a fierce personality, but she could do with a make-under and a diet. If you look like this and Kate Moss wants to hang with you at the Fendi afterparty you just know something is rotten in the state of Denmark. "Look at me being virtually weightless standing next to Jabba the Hutt. Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels, girlfriend!"
I don't recall her dressing totally nutz like this pre-Gaga. She was more about getting (near) naked and wearing outrageous eye shadow than anything else. I think Gaga has made all other young singers feel like they need to look like full space cadets on stage. I got her original album - it was just meh. Derivative. I know all the female posters at Jezebel cream over her (you should hear the worship for this costume right now) because she represents "fat celebration" or whatever PC term it's called, but honestly, I don't think her music is all that unique. Still, go for it, Beth. Gotta hand it to anyone doing their thing and making money at it.
And people think Gaga is a performance artist?
Fat celebration? bwahaha
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alright I'm sure she is talented etc...but she reminds me WAY too much of a hipster ex-boyfriend (complete with sleeves and skinny jeans) who WORSHIPPED the gossip, sleater-kinney/any other hipster group one could eye as "the next big thing"...so I don't even bother with this...
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Good point...most posters here seem to think she's a great person. At least she's able to use her talent to succeed and give something to her fans. Unlike Amy Winehouse...who has given nothing back to her fans except disappearing from making music.
I guess if you can't be pretty, you might as well change gears and be as ugly as absolutely possible. Worked for Manson and Alice Cooper, among others.
I get curious what she'd look like if she wasn't chubby. Maybe one of these days she'll have a Kelly Osborne style turn and shed a few...
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 9:19pm.
She should've covered "Me So Horny".
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I'm sorry. I'm sure she's a nice person and all but my penis finds her offensive.
She's not nice apparently. Anyone forget how she used to steal from fucking charity shops???
I don't know much about this chick, but I know she was dressin' crazy long before Lady GaGa.
GaGa ain't as original as you think.
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Ok, so I actually looked up some of The Gossip's videos on youtube. Sh!t -- she IS good!! I take it that she's not very popular here stateside b/c of her, um, pudginess. We're more shallow than the Europeans like that :p
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Why, it's like Liza Minnelli exploded. Imploded? Well, you know what I mean...
Oh damn. Though, she gets points for being a rebel and not giving a fk. I love that 9th thumbnail. She's 'feeling the spirit' right there. Lmao.
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Submitted by caribbeanchic on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 8:15pm.
She actually reminds me of a girl in my class. She looks equally as annoying as well.
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I saw The Gossip live at Bonnaroo a few weeks ago. She is an amazing performer.
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She actually reminds me of a girl in my class. She looks equally as annoying as well.
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