But They Pinky Swore And Everything!
Melissa Etheridge is a devious lezmonster who doesn't feel an ounce of guilt when going back on the most binding contract of all: THE PINKY SWEAR! This is according to Melissa's ex Tammy Lynn Michaels who once again went hard at Melissa (sounds sexy, but it isn't) on her blog yesterday.
Melissa filed official court papers on Friday to end her domestic partnership with Tammy Lynn. Melissa is asking the court for joint custody of their two kids and is refusing to give Tammy Lynn spousal support. This was the finger that forced Tammy Lynn to barf her heart out on the internet, because apparently Melissa blindsided her ass by filing for divorce behind her back.
Tammy Lynn, who is turning into the Maya Angelou of scorned lesbians, laid her fingers down on the therapist's sofa that is the keyboard and had this to say:
SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
FILE FOR DIVORCE!!!!!!
even though we both promised
agreed
handshook
pinkysworeno filing until after tour
in the fallher broken promises
told to me by
headlinesi'm raising the kids
doing what i can
second set of yourscould you stop blind sighting me?
unless it's another art form you're working on?
In a second post, Tammy Lynn wrote that she put her acting career on hold in order to raise their kids while Melissa was off fucking her guitar on tour. Tammy Lynn says that Melissa has left her completely broke and she's been forced to ask for money from friends in order to feed the kids and pay for gas.
It's a tragic world we live in when a pinky swear has as much meaning as a Lindsay Lohan Tweet. Sad indeed. This is exactly why I don't pinky swear on shit anymore. It means nothing. This is why you should bind all your contracts with a peeny swear (or clitty swear, depending on the situation). It's the only way.
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i would be sad if my partner left my ass with our kids in diapers and wouldn't help raise them monetarily even though shes a millionaire.
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Melissa is rich as fuck, I doubt she left this other lesbian penniless with no money to feed the kids and take care of them. Having to go knocking on neighbors doors for handouts. I HIGHLY DOUBT IT!
Don't believe everything you read, its the fucking internet.
"....she put her acting career on hold in order to raise their kids while..."
It doesn't matter what follows the word "while" in the above sentence - let this be a lesson to all womens, ghey or straight or bi or whatever - DO NOT put any part of your life on hold for your significant other. 'Cause when the shit falls apart you will be left wishing you hadn't and with a big gap in your resume and no earning power. Plus the message the kids get is that some adults are dependent and live off of others - not a good thing for kids to see.
Do men put their professional lives "on hold" when they become parents? We are in the 21st century people, women don't have to do this shit anymore.
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I personally have never understood who the fuck could put up with Melissa Etheridge-she strikes me as being the most boring lezzie on earth-so busy trying to be the perfect rocknroll lesbian with her tedious music and anyway she butt ugly-I myself,could not spear that particular bearded clam....
And yeah Melissa dear-you do have to pay spousal support-you wanted a marriage so now you can go through the crap of disentangling yourself from it and that includes paying up....
Im a bit worried about Tammy Lynns 'poetry' but I dont blame her for sticking it to Melissa in public and look on the bright side Tammy-at least you wont have to listen to her crap music anymore...
Lezzie relationships are horrendous when they break up-seems like they know how to hurt each other-good friends of mine a lezzie couple broke up a few years ago and they really tried to destroy each other-horrible to watch...
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Okay, I'm done.
She said, she said.
Wronged or not there are children, step & bio, involved and familial business like this should be kept private.
And what is up with this photo? Their facial expressions look like "big bad wolf" meets "little red riding hood."
I agree with: Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 12:22pm.
Melissa if you want gay marriage you have to endure what the straights go through as well (spousal support, nasty custody battles etc
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It may be a little immature that Tammy is blogging this stuff, but as a femme, I can tell you femmes are more emotional and if this is what she does to let it out, it may be "tacky" but that doesn't make her a sh+tty person.
MEL, on the other hand, is no different than any other bread-winning JERK trying to GET OUT OF PAYING SPOUSAL SUPPORT! S/He can afford it, he just wants to hurt "his" former partner, who s/he made all these promises to, and now is abandoning. It is classless, cruel, and just plain wrong. If you want the commitment and seriousness of straight people you need to man up like a straight dude would have to by court order, and do the right thing, and take care of your lady at least financially even after you've been a SH*TTy person in every other way. MEL should pay and I hope Tammy is ok and gets PAID.
What kind of illiterate(blind sighted?) broke down, trade in wife, fame whore of a lipstick lesbian thinks she is gonna get something special(you have been served) from Melissa ?
sorry if I sounded bitter I have my reasons.
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that looks like a daughter and her mom...
Ok, this is for real: I thought that was a picture of Hillary and Chelsea Clinton. W?
Submitted by norma_desmond on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 8:53am.
people should stay off their blogs when they are angry, self righteous tantrums never read right.
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So true.
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Submitted by blah blah blah on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 8:39am.
Its bizare how Mels hooks up with these women and they have kids for her. Most lesbians are fucked in the head so this doesn't surprise me. Mels should at least act like a gentleman and extend some generosity.
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Wow, generalize much? Most lesbians are not any different "in the head" than other human beings. Maybe, more on target would be an observation that many artists and celebrities are a little eccentric so, odd behavior isn't unexpected but no need to veer into homophobic territory.
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people should stay off their blogs when they are angry, self righteous tantrums never read right.
Its bizare how Mels hooks up with these women and they have kids for her. Most lesbians are fucked in the head so this doesn't surprise me. Mels should at least act like a gentleman and extend some generosity.
Submitted by Naughychimp
And classism is alive and well (just look at the "Twilight" books).
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Developing your psycho-social constructs via tweener entertainment? Shallow.
Thought for the day.
There she was, back in the day, after fighting cancer. We all sympathized with her. Now there's this shit. Who to believe. What I do know from sources is that ME is the poker and TLM is the poked. ME does strike me as a wanna be male aggressive type, thinking she's part of the BOIZ! Well she ain't cause unless this human carpet cleaner grew a cock and balls, she's all woman kiddies.
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Submitted by Naughychimp on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 12:59am.
Oh, there are lots of people who WOULD find it surprising. I have relatives who regard their political party as being full of purehearted for-the-people saints, and the other political party as being full of baby-eating hypocritical monsters. And classism is alive and well (just look at the "Twilight" books).
If there's one thing that will outlive hypocrisy, it's stupidity.
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"Weird how Mel Etheridge is the polar opposite in politics/life outlook vs. Mel Gibson, but now appears to be giving Mel G a run for his hypocrite money."
Weird? Really? Only to those who actually believe that only folks of a certain political stripe/ life outlook/religion/socio-ec background/whatever have a monopoly on hypocrisy. The rest of us know that bad behaviour is found in every strata.
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I'm Team Tammy Lynn the day that there's a healthy dose more Tammy Fay Baker up in that eyelass sitchuation. Otherwise.. zzzzzzzzz.
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What a mockery of a gay marriage.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 9:32pm.
Angle, it's not easy to operate handtools and type at the same time. You know that ghey got some home improvement projects going on. You know she do
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I'll give that a healthy side-eye but admit that life can't be easy with sawdust in yer eyes.
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
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The clever,witty people are on tonight. Happy Fourth of July to all.
Ciao,gli mio puttani
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Aw! Ciao, strega!
I would have seen that earlier but something shiny caught my eye and I wandered away:) *whispers* a shiny BOY! *lesigh!*
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Submitted by SarahR. on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 10:36pm.
The horror! Or if your jeans came unrolled, gah!
Good times.
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Thinking of all those horrible fashions (safety pinning jeans as well, wearing two pairs of different color socks together, overalls with one strap down, sports team 'parkas' etc) makes me absolutely cringe at my junior high days...
OT: I doubt Tammy Lynn is that broke but she deserves some support.
@koko
The horror! Or if your jeans came unrolled, gah!
Good times.
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AAAAHHHH the Toni home perm made me die laughing...and made me think of the late 80's when I was an awkward tween with braces and glasses who would perm and then use "Sun -In" on top of it...
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
Submitted by mahaatma on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 8:58pm.
@ Tigerlilly:
...I think I smell your "Toni" Home Perm putting 3rd degree blisters on your neck...you never forget the smell of that shit - like napalm in the morning...only thing worse than the smell was the results....*shudders*...
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AAAAHHHH the Toni home perm made me die laughing...and made me think of the late 80's when I was an awkward tween with braces and glasses who would perm and then use "Sun -In" on top of it...
Shut up gold digger. Just accept your child support checks and get a job to cover the rest.
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If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged.
Oh let this bitch make an album and whine about this at the next lilith fair. Seriously. Keep your shit private. You wanted the gay marriage. You got it. Now you gotta deal with the downfall of it like every other couple. Which is what you wanted. Now stfu!
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Please get the fuck out ---->
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 8:53pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 7:01pm.
I'm reluctantly TEAM TAMMY LYNN!!! Why reluctant? Because this bitch has forced me to be on a team called TAMMY LYNN...
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For serious. *eyeroll* And on top of it, that TAMMY LYNN writes angsty lesbian poems with the wrong words in 'em.
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Angle, it's not easy to operate handtools and type at the same time. You know that ghey got some home improvement projects going on. You know she do..
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Eff pinky swears, it looks like Mel just gave her the shocker.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
@ Tigerlilly:
...I think I smell your "Toni" Home Perm putting 3rd degree blisters on your neck...you never forget the smell of that shit - like napalm in the morning...only thing worse than the smell was the results....*shudders*...
...were you drinking a grape NeHi with that bologna sammy by any chance?....and was it FRIED bologna?....*white trash mouth waters*...
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The clever,witty people are on tonight. Happy Fourth of July to all.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 7:01pm.
I'm reluctantly TEAM TAMMY LYNN!!! Why reluctant? Because this bitch has forced me to be on a team called TAMMY LYNN...
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For serious. *eyeroll* And on top of it, that TAMMY LYNN writes angsty lesbian poems with the wrong words in 'em.
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Damn, Melissa. Damn. I'll never be able to listen to "I Wanna Come Over" again. That song is dead to me. You hear me,bitch? DEAD.
This is the biggest act of cuntery I have ever see in my life, and I'm on the receiving end of cuntery right now that pales in comparison to this shit. (not really, but for dramatic purposes, it does) Tammy Lynn got effed in the A, and I feel for her, but this is why you NEVER marry someone who expects you to give up your livelihood so they can feel superior. That being said, Melissa wanted to be the man, and now hopefully she will pay for it. With money.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 7:16pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 7:01pm.
I'm reluctantly TEAM TAMMY LYNN!!! Why reluctant?
LOL! Jethro would have been proud of the rest of your post!
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Not that THAT mess in any way resembled my upbringing...Not in the least... Oh, no...I was one to frolick with Kennedy's in the Hamptons as a child....*sleathily calling Mama Tiger in rural WhiteTrash county, Alabama to cancel home spiral perm*....Oh the stories I could tell you about a young Jack jr...You know, no one in the inner circle would have called him John jr in a million years. That's how the common folk knew him...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tammy Lynn Michaels? Who dat? She an actress?!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 7:01pm.
I'm reluctantly TEAM TAMMY LYNN!!! Why reluctant?
LOL! Jethro would have been proud of the rest of your post!
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Tammy needs to return to her character of Nicole Julian (from the show "Popular") for the remainder of the "divorce" proceedings. If she does that, I have a feeling things will turn out all right for her.
I'm reluctantly TEAM TAMMY LYNN!!! Why reluctant? Because this bitch has forced me to be on a team called TAMMY LYNN...I feel as though I should be eating a bologna sammich out on the back porch of our family trailer whilst my mom gives me a home perm, swatting me with her dirty flip flop when I complain of the burning to my scalp... and my dad takes slugs from a Jack Daniel's bottle whilst tinkering with the various cars up on blocks that litter our front yard... only takin' breaks to yell at my lil' brothers when they ride their rusty bikes too near Uncle Jebidiah's trailer who has been twice convincted of child touching...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
This just proves that Lesbians think every thing you shit out of your brain is a poem.
Ain't no fuckin' poem, beea-acch.
This is a poem:
There was a lady named Mellissa
Her tongue was a rapid file missile
She spread your legs
and give you good head,
and you turn your back and she ditch ya!