Joey Chestnut Wins Again!
The wiener gobbling champion of the world (Gay Al Reynolds just side-eyed a bitch) Joey Chestnut failed to beat his record from last year by eating more than 68 dogs, but he still out-swallowed the competition (Gay Al Reynolds side-eye, take two) and won Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest for the fourth time. It was clear from the beginning that Joey's tortured stomach had this, because his main arch rival Takeru Kobayashi didn't compete due to a contract dispute.
But Kobayashi did let his presence be known at today's contest by trying to rush the stage after Joey's victory. The cops stopped Kobayashi before he crashed the party and he was led away in handcuffs. Kobayashi is officially a citizen of the US, because getting arrested at a hot dog eating contest at Coney Island is about as American as it gets.
And Joey Chestnut's bowels were probably screaming at the cops, "TAKE US TOO! TAKE US TOO!" Seriously, I watch this wiener fellatio contest every year, and I always say a short prayer for Joey Chestnut's insides, because you know that shit is wrecked like Tommy Girl's Scientolohole after one of his Sunday tea parties. Every toilet in Coney Island probably mysteriously disappears after this contest. They do not want to be around when Joey is ready to blow. A shit that'll make you want to take down a plane. Dave Chappelle knows....
Below is a clip of Joey and his fellow sausage swallowers showing us a few of the Seven Deadly Sins.
UPDATE: And here's the video of Kobayashi getting taken away by the protectors of the hot dog. Kobayashi was charged with trespassing and resisting arrest. Damn. Bitch just wanted a hot wiener!
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by Bowchickawawa on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 8:40am.
Hope you find some little gems, memories in your down time...nobody can tell you how to feel but I bet there are heaps of people wishing you and yours well also sending prayers/good vibes whatever it is they fecking want to give. you are not alone. Plus you have us silly people to fall onto if you need a laugh.
My brother who is only 27 had an OP biopsy last Thursday, we were shit scared seeing as my paternal great gran and gran died of cancer (which I had thought breast cancer , but turned out to be such that it spread to the throat-both non-smokers btw) so was quite shaken.
His daughter will be 4 this year and it was all bite-lip styles..but, turned out to be throat polyps..sigh of relief but reminding the breast cancer or any cancer for that matter is not gender age or lifestyle ahh english word for it? maybe determined? So we all need to check up!
Once again, sorry for your loss but just imagine how your Mum, Divine Lady, Bitchin' Ma, Quiet Understing...whatever she was for you, you are here alive and can make of life as you will. I bet there are heaps of people around you not to mention the dlisters
So take it easy xox
Kobayashi upon leaving jail:
“I am very hungry. I wish there were hot dogs in jail.”
So next time you pick up a hot dog to eat, think about the madness that some professional hot dog eaters go through. Pity the league didn’t save at least one hot dog for Kobayashi…
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/07/the-battle-of-the-hot-dogs/
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 8:40am.
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Bow, I'm so sorry for your loss, my thoughts and prayers are with you and your family. Take care of yourself these next few days and months.
And PS: don't worry about those who complain about a long post. I appreciate your posts because they're informative, heartfelt and delivered in a positive spirit. Hang in there!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 9:00am.
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Thank you for your kind words, sweetie!
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
Bowchicka, my condolences on your loss and I appreciate the words of wisdom. You have no idea what kind of positive impact your words can make.
Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 11:49pm.
Submitted by mbar
I actually learned that in a biology class, and in a documentary about eating contest health risks on Discovery channel.
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Blah ha...you learned it bioligy my ass. Wat school you got to? University of IMFULLOSHIT
Oh..let me cite another make believe reference..I learned it in a documentary on de' Discovery channel.
Well I learned you were full o shit on a documentary on de' Discorery Channel called: Mother-f*cking MBAR Be Full o
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Wow, you're an ignorant piece of shit. And remove that racist picture of our president from your icon thing.
See, you act like you have the IQ of a person with Down Syndrome. Down Syndrome is also called Trisomy 21. Because Chromosome 21 fails to separate during meiosis, thus the zygote has too many chromosomes. Then when it is fertilized during sexual reproduction, it results in a trisomy (3 chromosomes in the zygote rather than 2). Which is why you have Down Syndrome.
I learned that in my biochemistry class this semester.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 7:34am.
Submitted by z-listed: "Bitch came prepared to be arrested! He already had his "Free Koby" shirt on!"
That's what I was thinking, too.
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Me too!! I just watched a piece on it, on Good Morning America or something and thought exactly that. The whole "contract dispute" and mentions of "competitive eating" just crack me up.
Off Topic: I've been waiting for an open post...I'm not wah-wah-wah-ing for sympathy or anything but this past Wednesday, my 64 year old Mom passed away. She had breast cancer last Feb and it was caught somewhat late because she wasn't diligent about getting her breasts examined either by herself and/or her Dr. She had a single mastectomy with no lymph node involvement. Because of her myriad other health issues as a result of long term morbid obesity, she opted to skip the chemo and radiation. Really, it was the right decision for her, even looking back in hindsight. The complications they would likely have caused were greater than the increased chance of no cancer recurrence that may have been possible but not probable. On May 20 of this year, she was diagnosed with bilateral glioblastomas of the temporal lobe, aka brain tumors on both sides of her brain, just above the ears which were a secondary form of her breast cancer. This is different than primary brain tumors. Many people recover from primary brain tumors. Pretty much nobody recovers from brain metastases from the breast or somewhere else outside the CNS. Many of you may remember that I wrote about this back in late May/early June. She underwent radiation and was scheduled for a PT scan this past thursday to see if there are any other tumors or lesions in her head, if the two known ones had shrunk at all and if the four suspicious spots in her lungs were malignant or not. Breast cancer can spread through the blood stream (not just the lymph system) and typically recurs in the brain, lungs, bone and liver. My Mom was already taking many meds on a daily basis for Diabetes Melitus, high blood pressure, cholesterol issues, etc and now had many additional meds added to her regime such as Decadron and Dilantin. It was also discovered that she had an atrial fibrillation which required yet another pill to take. She was fiercely independent, stubborn and manipulative up till the end and had us under the impression that she could still manage her meds on her own. It was the day before she passed that I urged my Dad to take away her meds and be the one to dole them out to her because I knew she wasn't all there anymore. We are not sure exactly what caused her sudden respiratory distress which led to cardiac arrest this past wednesday morning but it is suspected that medication allergy, cross-reaction or accidental OD may be implicated. It is too much to go into and I know how certain posters here hate my long posts so I will cut to the chase...The reason I am telling any of you any part of my Mom's story is because I want you all to know how very important the following things are...
1) Perform monthly breast self-examinations and report anything that seems suspicious to your Dr or Gyno. Don't miss a month. Get yourself a "Breast Buddy or Breast Friend" to remind you every month. If anyone here needs a reminder, I am happy to be your breast friend. :-)
2) Support the American Cancer Association with donations of your time or money. They always need people to stuff envelopes or make calls so, if your personal funds are low there are still ways to help them. It is amazing how much help they provide to cancer patients. After all these years of costly research, it is amazing how certain cancers are still untreatable and how bad the prognosis is for those treatable cancers that are caught late in the game. The ACA is an amazing organization. Please support them.
3) The Visiting Nurse Association and all volunteer medical personnel, such as EMT's and Hospice workers are angels that walk amongst us, right here on Earth. You may not be able to see their wings or halos but trust me, they have them! If you know one, thank them for the care they give to strangers for no other reason than to give back to their community and share their love with those that need it. Even if you or a loved one has never used or needed their services, trust me...someday you will and you will understand what I mean.
4) Lastly, remember that every single day is a gift. Whatever your religion or spiritual practices are, be grateful for your "now" and use it wisely. It is all you have and tomorrow never does come. It is always now. A good book to read on that subject is "The Power Of Now" by Eckhart Tolle. I need to go look up my post to DevilGirl which I wrote when we and the world lost GrapeDrinkBaby because I need the comfort of my own words!! What I wrote then is that the final gift a loved one gives us with their death is the reminder that we are mortal and our time here is so short. Make the best of every moment. Don't hate and don't hold grudges. Show love, kindness and compassion to everyone you meet.
I hope you all have a spectacular day here on earth (it is gorgeous out in CT right now) and please, please, please, PLEASE feel up your own boobies every month!!! - Bowchickawawa
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
yuck! beyond gross.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 1:07am.
Also (after watching the vid of Kobayashi) - how many layers of LAME do you have to be to rush the stage of a wiener-eating contest where you were the prior champ? GET A FUCKING (better) HOBBY.
For real.
Submitted by z-listed: "Bitch came prepared to be arrested! He already had his "Free Koby" shirt on!"
That's what I was thinking, too.
I saw the bitch in the black taken away by the cops on the news that little attention whore.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 1:04am.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 12:50am.
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Holy crap. I went back and read the rest of the article and now I really want to make an appointment with my doctor!
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♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 12:14am.
But did Kobayashi start screaming "Keyser Soze" while he was taken away?
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AHahahahahAHAHahahhaha TOO good! :D
--thanks awfully--
Also (after watching the vid of Kobayashi) - how many layers of LAME do you have to be to rush the stage of a wiener-eating contest where you were the prior champ? GET A FUCKING (better) HOBBY
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 12:50am.
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Holy crap. I went back and read the rest of the article and now I really want to make an appointment with my doctor!
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
@johnnysgirl:Ack! At that picture of the "pain" and wow - this is pretty inneresting:
Affecting around 1% of the Western population at some point in their lives, gout has increased in frequency in recent decades. This is believed to be due to increasing risk factors for gout in the population such as metabolic syndrome, longer life expectancy, and changes in diet. Gout was historically known as "the disease of kings" or "rich man's disease".
Ha!
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 12:43am.
Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 11:49pm.
Submitted by mbar
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Eating like this can, in fact, increase the risk of developing Type 2 diabetes but it doesn't "cause" it, per se.
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Could very well give you the gout, however.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gout
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 11:49pm.
Submitted by mbar
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Eating like this can, in fact, increase the risk of developing Type 2 diabetes but it doesn't "cause" it, per se.
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
"Kobayashi is officially a citizen of the US, because getting arrested at a hot dog eating contest at Coney Island is about as American as it gets." Haha, MK I lervs you.
And wtf re: Kobayashi not being able to compete because of a contract dispute? Weiner-eating contest winners get contracts? Oh, wait *contemplates Hollywood and the entire music industry*
And also: Bambam, you almost made me snort up my cheap-ass red wine!!!!! LOL
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
But did Kobayashi start screaming "Keyser Soze" while he was taken away?
Submitted by mbar
I actually learned that in a biology class, and in a documentary about eating contest health risks on Discovery channel.
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Blah ha...you learned it bioligy my ass. Wat school you got to? University of IMFULLOSHIT
Oh..let me cite another make believe reference..I learned it in a documentary on de' Discovery channel.
Well I learned you were full o shit on a documentary on de' Discorery Channel called: Mother-f*cking MBAR Be Full o Shit!
Actually the guy in the main pic would have been able to keep it down but Lady Gaga was in the stands flashing her hooha again.
Submitted by z-listed on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 10:32pm.
Bitch came prepared to be arrested! He already had his "Free Koby" shirt on!
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Yeah, that's kinda confusing.
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
All I can say is...I find eating contests disgusting and immoral. And fucking nasty.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 2:21pm.
Americans *rollseyes* Why did we let you have America tut tut tut.
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Because we had a flag.
Bitch came prepared to be arrested! He already had his "Free Koby" shirt on!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 6:39pm.
I love how MK's tags are totally opposite: Deliciousness AND Gross.
Pepto Bismol should sponsor this vomitous fuckery.
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They did. Well one of them.
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I love that one of the sponsors is pepto bismol.
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Please get the fuck out ---->
Yeah, that's what America is all about. Waste of food, gluttony and binging, glorifying abuse of one's own body.
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If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged.
Who knew there was so much red tape and legalese surrounding, what is essentially, selecting the best cock swallower? I say the Japanese ho was robbed of this title. He could probably suck 'n swallow long time.
Gross
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From the NYDailyNews:
"But in 2007, The Tsunami finally met his match and relinquished the belt to Chestnut.
The pair has since been locked in a death-battle for tube steak supremacy"
LOLOL! That is a contest I am down with.
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/07/04/2010-07-04_joey_jaws_ches...
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Submitted by QueenieBK on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 5:54pm.
The Wing Bowl takes place in Philly every year (end of January/beginning of February) and it seems that every year, at least one contestant ends up puking in his/her bowl.
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EWWW !
Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 6:52pm.
Submitted by mbar
...A lot of eating contest participants get diabetes...
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How many? You make this shit-up. Ain't no statistics on that bullshit. You just go around saying it cuz you can't eat worth shit. Sayin' shit about eaters cuz you a loser. You low.
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I actually learned that in a biology class, and in a documentary about eating contest health risks on Discovery channel. You fucking retard.
Wtf at the arrest video. An arrest at an eating competition. Ridiculous.
And Joey Chestnut looks like he's in pain at the end of that first video.
Did I hear right the guy in the second video not to forget to check out the freakshows? They still have freakshows??
Saw part of a docu once about these guys, they do full on training and shit for these fucking competitions arrrgh!
Submitted by _meh_ on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 5:31pm.
This seems the plot of a judd apatow produced movie starring will ferrel
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Submitted by mbar
...A lot of eating contest participants get diabetes...
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How many? You make this shit-up. Ain't no statistics on that bullshit. You just go around saying it cuz you can't eat worth shit. Sayin' shit about eaters cuz you a loser. You low.
I love how MK's tags are totally opposite: Deliciousness AND Gross.
Pepto Bismol should sponsor this vomitous fuckery.
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
Mmmmmmmm.... hot dogs!
I wonder if the Nathan's girls have wieners? it could be an interesting ad campaign
Jesus how the hell do these burly men manage to survive the whole bizarre episode.
I just want to throw up right now thinking about them damn 68 doggies...bkklkllalah!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/07/will-you-be-competing-at-the-nat...
So , if I go blow weed smoke in a NYPD's face , I could potentially end up in a holding tank with Kobayashi ? ( grabbing shoes and ez-widers and running out the door )
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Considering the number of foot-longs Paris Hilton devours in a given evening, why is she not all over this shit? There is FINALLY a use for her.
The Wing Bowl takes place in Philly every year (end of January/beginning of February) and it seems that every year, at least one contestant ends up puking in his/her bowl.
I love buffalo wings but a dozen does me fine THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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They have lobster eating contests here on the east coast, every summer. Even worse then hot dog eating contests, cuz it's unbelievably messy and greasy, with butter being slopped everywhere.
Having said that, I can't watch that video. Gluttony like that makes me gag.
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