Monday, July 5th 2010

Afternoon Crumbs

Jared Leto is turning "fighting the hot" into an art form - Just Jared

These LeAnn Rimes bikini pictures will make you squint as hard as she is - Egotastic!

Vadge is still slowly sucking the youth of Baby Jesus. And right in front of Jay-Z! - Lainey Gossip

The answers to a shit load of blind items (Example: Barry Zito eats his own dick leche) - CDAN

Suri Cruise could beat all those amateurs - Towleroad

JWoww's line of ho shit wear for all the day-shift hookers and strippers out there - Hollywood Rag

Who in the name of all things nasty would eat a rhino horn? Well, apparently Elle Macpherson has and does - Celebitchy

CoCo is just a refined lady who lunches - ICYDK

RPattz and Reese Witherspoon kissing on set. I don't think I need to say it, but I still will: "Reese, you in danger, girl" - Popsugar

And Goldie Hawn will simply call him "Boyfriend #123,657" - I'm Not Obsessed

Pam from The Office got married in real life - Popbytes

Heather Mills finally gets some action - Holy Moly!

Gay Fish must have released Amber Rose from her contract, because now she's trying to get a job as Reggie Bush's main piece - Necole Bitchie

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Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 10:09am

I couldn't find them either. Maybe he was just making stuff up to get more hits.

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Submitted by Minne on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 9:23pm.

To salacious:

It isn't irrelevant because everbody's actions have consequences, regardless of whether they're celebrities or not. Her actions contribute to the endangerment of these animals. So, you're wrong!
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It's very difficult to change the views of some cultures who have been using rhinoceros horn for medical purposes. It's simply easier to point the finger at a celebrity who admits to having consumed used it. She's is not the first or last person who's ever going to use it. There's a market for this, and it's existed for decades, if not centuries. That's what people should focus on instead.

To salacious:

It isn't irrelevant because everbody's actions have consequences, regardless of whether they're celebrities or not. Her actions contribute to the endangerment of these animals. So, you're wrong!

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Submitted by Romy on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 12:42am.

If Jared Leto dyed his hair bright purple with orange curls a la Krusty the Clown he would Still be hot. Check him out in Mr Nobody, even if you don't understand the film it's still got some incredible hotness in it coming from mr Leto.
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@Romy: Ive been waiting forever to see Mr. Nobody!! Has Mr. Nobody came out on DVD yet? It hasnt been releaseed in the states yet =[... Is it a good movie?

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"Sunday is the big reveal day. It will start at 915am Pacific Time and then keep going every 15 minutes until they finish." Anyone know where to find the "reveals" on CDNA? I can't find a post with all the answers, I'm guessing they posted them and deleted them so as not to be sued, anyone know?

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That shirt looks like a members only jacket with cancer.

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Jared Leto did a good job in the movie Chapter 37 (think it was called that). He was incredibly creepy and I'd like to think he wasn't just playing himself. :)
Him with the bleached hair, meh but put a bag over it and I'd do him.
Just looked at the pic again and have to say that the white sunglasses are worse than the hair, lol.

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Submitted by kittymuffin on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 11:30pm.
Provolone

reninds me of my neighbor

sounds like a great guy.

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Sorry, what?

Did Chuckyface get busted again?

That'll teach me to live in an obscure internet-less region of a Eastern European country...

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 3:32am.
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Nail. Head. Hit.

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If I had a hammer.... well, you know the rest.

And speaking of freckled cunt flaps, any predictions? I think she's going to walk, hope I'm wrong.

Vampire Dude remarked that _Twilight_ premieres are edgy-making;the collective hysteria made him wonder if he'd be killed. Sensible of him.An adoring crown can turn into a violent mob in a heartbeat.Reese witherspoon should know better.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 2:08am.
Jared Leto is not hot and has never been hot, not even in his angst-ridden Jordan Catalano days. He needs to be shot with a ball of his own hipster shit.

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He's talented but he's drained it away with assholery, bad music and a midlife crisis. Why does anyone notice him anymore? He hasn't had a movie role in TEN YEARS, unless you count playing Alexander the Great's boyfriend in that ass-awful movie.

Leanne Rimes has a good bod from the neck down. Face is awful. Soul is even worse.

Wow, Madonna looks bad, especially in the fourth picture where her cheeks and jowls are sagging. She looks like an Italian granny greeting her grandson.

Unicorn Hair actually looks pretty hot when he smiles and looks animated. The hair isn't his color tho. I wonder if it's in his Twishite contract that he has to look grim and brooding all the time, no smiling allowed.

Matt Bellamy must undergo a ritual cleansing once he finally breaks free of Hudson, to clean the celebrity groupie stank off his brilliant music.

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Reese Witherspoon is about to be ripped apart by a pack of twitards.

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Jared Leto is not hot and has never been hot, not even in his angst-ridden Jordan Catalano days. He needs to be shot with a ball of his own hipster shit.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 4:08pm.
I detest 30 Seconds to Mars with every fiber of my being.

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WTF Michael K! Jared is wearing the same kind of pants Gwen is wearing and you dont make a post just for him?? just saying

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If Jared Leto dyed his hair bright purple with orange curls a la Krusty the Clown he would Still be hot. Check him out in Mr Nobody, even if you don't understand the film it's still got some incredible hotness in it coming from mr Leto.

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Provolone

reninds me of my neighbor

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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 10:43pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 10:34pm.

Submitted by Kerfuffles on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 10:18pm.

I am...?

Granted, there are better pics of him out there (not many though) but I was referring to the fact that he bumped uglies with Colin Farrell's hotness in a movie a few years ago. OK, we didn't exactly GET to see the said bumping of uglies (which played a great part on why the movie sucked) but it was implied. And they are so joyfully gay on that pic. How can you not love that.

Really ..no better pictures... you are gay bumping uglies=gay..Colin Farrell is gay

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I gave Reggie the benefit of the doubt for a little bit thinking he actually cared for Kim and not the fame, but this whole thing with Amber Rose may just prove he's a famewhore just like both of them. UGH -disappointed! He's adorable, but alas, I must finally face the truth of his doucheness and famewhoreness.

Elle is an ignorant piece of shit way past her prime and so unbelievably uninteresting that she had to eat the horn of an endangered species to make her self relevant. What a fucking bitch.

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Submitted by kittymuffin on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 10:34pm.

Submitted by Kerfuffles on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 10:18pm.

I am...?

Granted, there are better pics of him out there (not many though) but I was referring to the fact that he bumped uglies with Colin Farrell's hotness in a movie a few years ago. OK, we didn't exactly GET to see the said bumping of uglies (which played a great part on why the movie sucked) but it was implied. And they are so joyfully gay on that pic. How can you not love that.

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 9:35pm.
Submitted by mbar on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 9:32pm.

That wasn't even Reggie Bush with Amber Rose in that pic.

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It's weird angles but I think it could be.
They share a hairline, at any rate.

Hmm...im thinking it might not be.

Again, its hard to tell. He's not smiling and his eyes aren't open.

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Jared Leto wins the Swiffer Duster look-alike competition, while Claire Danes is now on the Latisse eye pube growing $poke$model pharma thang. Where have all the children gone?...Long time passes....

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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 10:18pm.
Oh, I totes remember now why I liked Jared Leto once upon a time

huh, of all pictures of Jared are you

Waaadonna reminds me of this old Italian movie where a crazy old duchess has herself injected with virgin's blood to make her young so she can seduce a hawt young stud. Of course at the end she turns back into a hag and dies.

And Elle MacPherson needs to be trampled by a herd of endangered animals. Their stinky crap might do wonders for her wrinkles.

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Elle Macpherson looks a wee bit like Steven Tyler in that pic, no?

goodnight everybody. looking forward to 102 degree heat tomorrow...mmm hmm

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 9:54pm.

OMFG, loving it. This is textbook for epic win.

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Oh, I totes remember now why I liked Jared Leto once upon a time:

http://mob302.photobucket.com/albums/nn114/hot_daily/ColinFarrell_JaredL...

I was looking for that picture of him on Fashion Week all purdy with Chace Crawford, but this one's better.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 9:54pm.

LOL! Is the Bermuda Triangle an option?

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Is this like an Open Post?
Anyway, I was reading some funny stuff on BBC about Justin Bieber being stupid enough to have a contest on his website about where his world tour should start or something, and the Internet Bieber fans have moved communist controlled North Korea into FIRST PLACE! Yay!
http://tweeter.faxo.com/Justin_Bieber_My_World_Tour

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Submitted by mbar on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 9:32pm.

That wasn't even Reggie Bush with Amber Rose in that pic.

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It's weird angles but I think it could be.
They share a hairline, at any rate.

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Those ropy, stringy platisma muscles on Madonna's neck are nasty! If she wants to take a few centuries off her appearance then she should get some surgery. She can afford it.

That wasn't even Reggie Bush with Amber Rose in that pic.

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Madonna is disgusting she is a man beast thing that has horns and a forked tongue

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What the EFF has Madonna done to herself??

Put her in a black turtle neck and she's Roger Ebert's (now, not before) long lost twin.

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Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 7:04pm.
Jeebus help me, but I'm starting to warm up a little to Coco. She's a total freak looks-wise, but she seems harmless.

Ice-T and Coco really do look great together. One of the few Hollywood couples that are instantly recognizable to me.

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Please don't link to anything by that moron Lainey Gossip anymore. Jesus, she's awful.

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LeeAnn definitely is just pretending to be "caught unawares" by the photographer - she's posin' hard. But I have to admit that she has a great little body on her - fit but not over-muscled, slim but not skinny, no obvious plastic surgery: rare amongst "celebrities"

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Isn't there corrective surgery for people like Leann Rimes. How does she see when she doesn't actively keep her eyes open?

Also the Vadge pictures are disturbing. No matter how big of a star you are, if you look like an aging senior citizen you shouldn't be making out with people at a concert.

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 8:01pm.

Submitted by salacious on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 6:10pm.

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Pretty much. This isn't about wearing fur or anything of the sort. This is about contributing to the extintion of an already endangered species. It's highly irresponsible, and it would still be if Elle was just an average jane.

kokoskitten~I agree completely. I don't care who it is, it's frightening to think where some people's priorities are, and what amount of suffering they can be indifferent to.

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Madonna..Vadge

makes me sick I cant stand her she is shit to me

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Jared Leto is 38,looks 12. Leann rimes has a better body than me.... off to the liquer store! that will make feel much better

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I used to think Jared was hot
now he looks like Gwen Stefani

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OT - Jake & Vienna are on ABC now. Jake is the next Tom Cruise - a short fake control freak.

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Submitted by salacious on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 6:10pm.
This thing about Elle McPherson is irrelevant bullshit. The media is always looking to crucify any celebrity for anything they ever say or do. Whether her actions are wrong or right, these celebrities don't have to be role models or human and animal rights' advocates. Let's just stop putting them in pedestals and treat them as equals.
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Well for me--even if my next door neighbour casually told me they used crushed rhino horns for something I would be beyond pissed off. It's not about being a role model or celebrity it's about being responsible and understanding that a species is about 2 seconds away from being extinct and maybe it's not such a good idea to use their "products"...
*sorry ...it's just people using animals for stupid crap like sexual prowess or vanity REALLY bother me* (shark fin soup, bear bile, tiger penis etc)

ETA: Links to all three of these HORRIFIC practices in order
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_fin_soup
http://curezone.com/art/read.asp?ID=90&db=5&C0=1
http://www.tigerhomes.org/animal/poaching.cfm
EDITED AGAIN: The picture on the page of the tiger page is awful and heartbreaking--and YES I'm done editing and adding

That CDAN link sucks. Nothing revealed as promised, and all the blind items mean nothing. I read those blind items, and I frankly don't even care who they are about. I suppose he tells MK the real shit. Why anyone else would read his blog is beyond me.

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that rhino dust isn't doing anything for elle's looks. her face is coated in makeup and from the neck down her skin looks like a broiled hot dog.