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Hungry Bear, Skittles new mascot!
If Hungry Bear could softly blow and tongue caress the taint on a rainbow, he would. If Hungry Bear could take a rainbow to a small chapel in the woods and marry it, he would. If Hungry Bear could put a rainbow as the beneficiary on his life insurance policy, he would. If Hungry Bear could digest a rainbow and burp it out from his asshole (just like Clay Gayken!), he would. If Hungry Bear could have an unprotected DP threesome with a double rainbow, he would. That's how much Hungry Bear loves rainbows.
During a camping trip to Yosemite, Hungry Bear showed us that it's fun to do shrooms again by going through a wave of emotions while looking at a DOUBLE COMPLETE RAINBOW! Hungry Bear cums, cries, ponders the meaning of everything, cums some more and cries a lot more! It's pretty much what I sound like when I'm eating any kind of Blizzard from DQ. Seriously, Hungry Bear not only tastes the rainbow, he's trying to impregnate the damn thing. Ride the wave of emotions with Hungry Bear:
And there's more! Click here to see even more videos of Hungry Bear soul jizzing over other magical things like turkeys!
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wow , ok yes it is pretty , it is a duble rainbow (i have never seen one ) , but come on get over it , seriously stop eating rotten tofu uncool.
I'll have what he's having.
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"If your horse dies, I suggest you dismount."
"It's pretty much what I sound like when I'm eating any kind of Blizzard from DQ."
Oh LOL,LOL,LOL! Are we living parallel lives MK?! But just so you know, my mother's lasagna will bring your ecstasy noises to the far reaches of the milky way...(no offense DQ)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljEfBRX0vKA&playnext_from=TL&videos=NxIUG...
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@The Mad Catter... "I hope you're assaulted and dehumanized and sat on by a gaggle of obese DQ employees during your next visit"...
Next time I'm jerking off, you can be sure that image is going to pop into my head...
yeah, I may have missed the point of your comment, but I'll be thinking of you, babe :-)
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 10:35am.
What does it mean? It means light rays were shining through droplets of water ya damn hippy.
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LOL! I have conversations like this daily. Often this part is just in my head...not always tho!
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 8:50am
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I had a similar experience once. I finally got to bang a friend of mine, and he cried or made weird gaspy-effeminate-moany-noises the entire time. The worst part was when I went down on him and he sounded like a chick having an orgasm.
I mean, I don't expect a dude to be completely silent, but if he's going on and on like Double Rainbow Guy it's kind of a turn-off. And if he's going to sound like a woman during sex I might as well just skip him, and go out and find myself a lady.
Alright... those double rainbows ARE amazing, and that view was awesome, and I definitely get excited and awed about stuff in nature myself... but come on, there is no way that dude wasn't on massive, epic amounts of shrooms.
The villagers in that poor valley he's yodeling into are like, "Shut up."
HAHA Made my day! I need to try that shit!
I want some of that shit he's smoking or eating. Is this guy serious? It's a fucking rainbow, not some porn, though he makes it sound kinda pornish the way he's carrying on. :P
...and then the rainbows FUCKING ATE HIM !!!!
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahah
This sooo reminds me of the "most sensitive man in the world" bit from Bedazzled (the one with Brendan Fraser). whatta freak. a man crying over rainbows just hurts my fucking head.
"What does it meeeeeean?"
LOL I wish he would pass whatever he's been smoking over here. Don't bogart that rainbow, dude!
What does it mean? It means light rays were shining through droplets of water ya damn hippy.
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This 500 Internal Server Error is fucking with my Dlisted life.
Every time I see a rainbow, I do have to stop and admire the beauty of nature. Maybe this guy has been alone for a long time and so takes to talking to himself for comfort. Maybe he is just appreciating nature more as he gets older. Maybe he is a bit of a fruitcake. I don't know. But at least he appreciates nature!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Awww, I think it is sweet. I wish I felt that much joy at any point in my day. I don't care that he is high off his ass. Good for him.
Seriously.... what does it mean?
*drinks the Faygo*
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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
I know this dude is as high as a kite, but I starting crying also when he became so excited over the rainbow. I thought maybe he has a terminal illness, or he is just someone who really appreciates nature and life,or maybe I'm high on the grilled cheese sandwich and coke I'm having for breakfast, that was until he said: "What does it mean?"
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 9:11am.
ooo provy is a Juggaloooooooo!
You could be my Juggalette.
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"Golf fans are the biggest fucking idiots in the world"- Scott Ferrall
He is too ugly to look at!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
ooo provy is a Juggaloooooooo!
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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
@Sluttsville: *whispers* or, you know...if something gets stuck in your bum*/whispers*
;p
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
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fuck his crappy 'shrooms - dude either needs glasses or to up the dose 'cos no matter how high I am, I only see ONE complete rainbow, the second one is partial.
I just wish a hungry bear would've come along to really give him something to cry about!
@angel....if I hadn't been a participant then it would have been funny. But I longed for this guy for so long & when it happened, not even his Adonis good looks could save the relationship. It absolutely blew my mind, I couldn't make eye contact with him even when I would bump into him months later. No one should cry during sex unless the handcuffs are too tight or the hooker ups the price.
@madcatter
Do your customers receive complimentary tin foil hats?
But seriously, I'm super nice to all service workers cos I've been there, even if they are cunty and inept.
And you're right, it IS awesome. We should all be stricken in awe when we see rainbows.
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Hai Angel!
Angel, I made it 1:45...can'ttttttttt
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
DEE DEE!
That's what I thought:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Did this dude eat the forbidden mushrooms at his campsite?
@Slutty: LOL! I always make the joke about men crying after sex but I've never actually SEEN one do it! Does your vagina have rainbows in it?
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Years ago I had a terrible crush on this guy who was the most gorgeous creature I'd ever seen; things were going great until we had sex, he wept like a virgin on prom night (no, I wasn't holding this one prisoner). I immediately made an excuse why I could never see him again, and spent years trying to forget that awful experience. Thanks MK, for making me remember in just 57 seconds what I've spent years trying to forget.
OMG!
WOAAAAAAAAH!
MAN!
OMG! OMG!
You bitches better learn a thing or two about gratitude today! There's not even any gold in that rainbow! THAT is how it's done, bitches!
But I have to admit - when he starts crying this post gets REALLY funny:
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 8:08am.
Oh, Lord...just can't with him today.
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g0yZDMBXiE
I like that he favorited this remix of his own video.
If you root around in his Youtube there's a creepy vid/message from his ex.
And having been a waitress for about 2 years early in my life, I al always always nice to food people in restaurants even if they are cuntly. Nobody wants a hocker in their dinner.
He sounds like Edie when she first sees the Egg Man. "Oh!!!! OH!!!! EGGS!!!! oh God!!! GOD!!! THE EGG MAN! THE EGG MAN!!! OOOHHHHH!!!!"
TEAM RAINBOWS GIVE ME ORGASMS
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
What did I just watch?
I can't blame him. That's pretty fucking awesome. Gorgeous view. I want to go hang with him.
Oh, Lord...just can't with him today.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Fuck, I OWN an eating establishment and I still want my customers to die half the time, even though I'm directly reaping the benefits. Talk about assholes. It's hard to believe how many borderline sociopaths there are out there. The attitude seems to come out when they feel like they're interacting with someone who is "beneath" them like a cashier...well when I tell them I'm an owner and I will kick them the fuck out in a heartbeat if they don't straighten out, their attitude becomes immediately apologetic. Pathetic.
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
Submitted by The Mad Catter: "...but trust me bitch, you never know how badly ALL food service workers want your ass fucking dead every time you walk into one of their establishments."
Oh that is true. I am always extra nice and respsectful of people serving me any kind of food. Even the lady at the deli who's slicing me up some ham.
First of all, it's human decency. Second of all, I've been there. And thirdly, it's human decency.
Seriously, I had to lower the volume because I was afraid the neighbors would think I was having crazy sex with a hippie dude.
My kids and I enjoyed the rainbow, though. I might get a little teary if I saw that in person - I kind of understand his awe.
Submitted by I heart Natalie on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 7:51am.
I hope you're assaulted and dehumanized and sat on by a gaggle of obese DQ employees during your next visit. You may be having perverse thoughts of them eating shit off the floor like a dog, but trust me bitch, you never know how badly ALL food service workers want your ass fucking dead every time you walk into one of their establishments. Have some respect for fellow human beings who are paid NOTHING to serve your fat ass ice cream and get shit on by slags like you.
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
what does this mean??? it means you're crazy, it means you should not be allowed at a gay pride parade, oh my god!!!
Seriously, you get excited at DQ?
I do love when the fat girl that works there turns it upside down, though. If it hits the floor, they should have to get on all fours and lick it up...
magic everywhere in this bitch.
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"Golf fans are the biggest fucking idiots in the world"- Scott Ferrall
Fucking rainbows after it rains, there's enough miracles to blow your brains- Insane Clown Posse.
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"Golf fans are the biggest fucking idiots in the world"- Scott Ferrall
So what if he's excited, that's fucking awesome.
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my