Well, It's Been Fun
Pack up all your shit and let's all say our goodbyes to easy access porn, videos of cats riding on Roombas, 505 errors, and up-to-the-second reports of what strangers are having for lunch, because Prince has puckered up his lips and kissed the internet goodbye. The magical unicorn tampon who once offered up his album for free on the internet has declared that the world wide web is dead. Shut it down, Al Gore, the puckery precious one has spoken!
In a hilarious interview with The Daily Mirror, Prince says that he's doing something revolutionary by only releasing his new album in CD form (Yeah, I don't know what that is either...Cross Dressing form?). Prince won't ever release it himself on the internet. Prince explains:
"The internet's completely over. I don't see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won't pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can't get it. The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
If by numbers he means classic moving images of bitches falling off of coffee tables, then he's right. And I don't want the numbers to leave my head!
Do we really want to go back to jacking off next to each other in a crowded porn theater, because we can no longer enjoy fuck tapes from the comfort of our own basements? How am I going to anonymously curse a bitch out?! Do I really have to curse them out in a letter and submit it to the PennySaver in hopes that the object of my hatred reads it? We can't go back to that! Let's all grab on to the front door and refuse to let go until Prince makes nice again with the internet.
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isn't that one of liza's old outfits ?
As Kevin Smith said *Prince lives in Prince World*
Which has no direct intersection with the real world
Prince has people that go to the real world and make purchases and broker deals for him
Even when he makes public appearance he isn't really in the real world
His body may be present but his mind is still entrenched in Prince World
Which never left the 80's
Technology is as good or bad as people make it to be. Prince is just old and stupid and bitter, he should hang out with Kunty Karl.
I highly doubt the internet and computers and all those dumbass gadgets are "over" or "dead" because we are living the LOOOK AAAT MEEEEE" era. Everybody wants their 15 minutes of fame, everybody wants to be known and seen and heard. That's why digital cameras, computers, virtual social sites, etc. will be relevant for quite a while more so Princess Bitter here should either adapt or shut the fuck up and retire to live like a hermit. Just because he doesn't want his music being downloaded for free on the internet, means the internet is dead. He better be honest and say it: I want to earn MORE MONEY. Period.
Anyway, back then loads of dumbasses predicted the end of television when it first came out.. uh huh.. sure. Things change, that's all.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Someone commented earlier that Princes music muse left him long ago...more like he fired them (the dumb shit) because they opened their eyes a realized he would never credit them for their input...His musical muses where WENDY AND LISA (and the girl he sang about in all of his love songs was not Vanity or Appolonia it happened to be Wendy's twin sister Susannah Melvoin now married to the very talented Doyle Bramhall)...The whole Produced, Arranged, Composed and Performed by Prince on every Prince CD back when he had the girls in the band was a complete lie!!! He had Lisa start helping him uncredited on Dirty Mind his 3rd album the one record that actually got him noticed in the first place...It was Lisa who introduce him to classical music and all the female folk singers like Joni Mitchell...Wendy introduced him to jazz..She started working uncredited on 1999 the record that set him up for Purple Rain and well just look at the true story of that movie its not the Appolonia love story its the Wendy and Lisa story that got small screen time but was the actual story...These where daughters of musical parents who had long histories as session players..Prince used them to his advantage while they thought they where exposing him to something knew with all their musical knowledge...and the fucker fired them when they noticed he never gave them any credit whatsoever and never intended to ever do so...by that time he had Sheila E. under his thumb he thought he could do the same to her as well another daughter of a professional session player for Santana of all people one of Prince's guitar hero's....but guess what Sheila opened her eyes too and quit that bitch...just look at all the shit ass music he has put out since he had any of their left over music that he fully milked while he still could...sorry i had to vent...but yes i was a HUGE PRINCE AND THE REVOLUTION FAN...i still keep up with the ladies work..Prince not so much....
I read that over twice and I still don't get it...Anyway, Prince this one's for you:
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Prince is absolutely right. today, this web site (arselect.com) called me and asked if I wanted to pay a few hundred bucks for them to distribute my music and I told them to fuck off because I didn't give a shit about being on MTV or the radio and they were so shocked, like they couldn't believe someone wouldn't want their help. it's like, you have to play the game their way to get your message across and then they put their agendas and propaganda front and center. the music industry is dying, the internet is dying, religion is dying. what a time to be alive...Obama can abuse his power all he wants and censor every web site that calls him out but even then, none of it matters. people are going to keep their heads in the sand if the truth makes them uncomfortable.
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oh my gawd-Prince has turned into an old man!!! wtf happened to him? He rejects all the "modern things" now-why not release your LP on vinyl then? I can't believe he's saying this.
does he have a serious case of the male camel toe? i mean, is that an acorn shining out like a beacon? PUT IT AWAY, ARTIST WITHOUT A NAME!!!!
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Personally I always have respect for people who want nothing to do with today's technology so cheers to Prince from me.
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Prince may be on to something here... well, maybe not
but I'd love to see MK expand beyond this here internet place; maybe put on a one man show on Broadway... the possibilities are endless
Well princess,
Tower Records is gone, all the record stores are gone. The major record labels are laying off people by the thousands, MTV is DEAD, and the internet is all that's left.
WELCOME TO THE 21st CENTURY.
SUCK IT UP.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 11:51am.
I saw Prince for the first time in 1993 at Radio City Music Hall on the 'Diamonds and Pearls' tour. On the left side of the stage was a small sign that lit up every once and a while that said, 'Go to Roseland'. My friends and I were confused. Did it mean the Roseland club, just a few blocks away? It was cryptic. Anyway, after the show ended we walked over to Roseland for shits and giggles and the guy at the door asked for our tickets. Again, we were confused. He asked if we just saw Prince at Radio City. We showed him our ticket stubs and he stamps our hands and let us in. After about a half-hour wait wondering what the hell was going on, Prince hits the stage and plays another 2 and a half-hour set! The place was only half-filled, so we had room to dance and completely lose our minds. One of the greatest nights ever!
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HOLY SHIT, very smart of you and friends to walk over to Roseland, that was sheer perfection to get another concert out of it for free and not crowded. THAT IS AWESOMENESS AT ITS HIGHEST!!
CLASSIC STORY...LUCKY YOU!!!!!!!!!! (we need some emoticons in this biatch)....I give you three thumbs up, one using my big toe.
Do we really want to go back to jacking off next to each other in a crowded porn theater, because we can no longer enjoy fuck tapes from the comfort of our own basements?
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MK, you make me have to wear panty shields when I read your shit, OMG this is tooo fucking funny, Im laughing like a hyena in the office where there are cameras all over.
And why is little baby boy dressed like that, something truly mentally ill with this boy, always was and and always will be, Prince you were an artist, a crazy one, but still an artist....but now, Im not so sure anymore. I have yet to listen to anything new you put out.
I could have gone my whole life without seeing that Visible Penis Line.
Huh?
What did he say?
Sorry, I couldn't take my eyes off his "stage presence."
Submitted by justincase on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 1:50pm.
Jehova's Witnesses = CULT = Prince needs more $$$$ = Internet is Evil
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They are my uncle is one! Half the shit prince does is "against the rules" but they probably let it slide cause he donates millions Id imagine!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Datura on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 10:57am.
Prince is one of the few famous musicians who I wish would put out a clothing line and perfume. Could you imagine how awesome his offerings would be? I'd wear nothing else.
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He DID have a perfume - I don't know if it is still available. And it was called....wait for it...3121!!!! No foolin'!
NUMBERSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Jehova's Witnesses = CULT = Prince needs more $$$$ = Internet is Evil
Numbers? Ahahahahahaha! What does he think we're doing on-line - binary code? MTV was a corporation that made Prince and other pop dinks very, fucking rich by filling our heads with blah blah blah to a simple melody; pleasant but not epoch-changing. Currently the internet is mostly you and me. Where it goes is anyone's guess but it sure won't be down to the opinion of the Purple Princess.
Prince is acting like a Princess.
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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
LMAO, Dementa!!!!
*winds up gramophone*
*Listens to the Virginia Military Institute March*
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
The only thing that's been completely over for about 2 decades is PRINCE'S CAREER.
The only Prince I pay attention to these days...swings a bat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTCXHQhExe0&feature=related
Dang them newfangled NUMBERS. Those durned kids have their heads full of 'em, and it's rottin' their brains! I blame the durned internet. Back in MY day we didn't need no numbers. We had 1 and 2 and a coupla letters, and we were GRATEFUL. Durin' the Depression we only got to have zeroes and we were DAMN GRATEFUL not like these kids today with their heads fulla numbers...
Sounds to me like Musical Napoleon is throwing a fit because iTunes refused to give him an advance on music that ALREADY EXISTED and wanted to pay him when people paid for his music. Like they do for everyone, and he wasn't getting special treatment.
We live in an age when the Internet is basically taking over the music industry, the movie watchers, journalism, and all that shit. Newspapers, CDs and all that are PASSE. The irony is that the main presses and magazines probably won't cover his little tantrum in any detail, so guess who will?... THE INTERNET.
Sigh, there are two types of aging pop stars. You can be a Bowie, or you can be a Madonna. Apparently Prince has doomed himself to total irrelevance by becoming a Madonna.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Sorry Prince but you can go home and lock yourself inside. I like my free internet porn.
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 11:34am.
I know people who went to a party at his house. Anyways while they were there, his wife never left the bedroom. No one ever saw her. She had to stay in the bedroom.
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Wow, some people will put up with anything to stand next to fame. He gets to party with his friends and she wasn't even good enough to be introduced. No wonder he's been married a bunch of time and no one's ever know about it. He keeps marrying "invisible women".
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 11:34am.
What a brave little dude.
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I dare you to say that to his face;p
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Is he talking about George Michael Can't Drive: Part 34,567,774? Those kinds of numbers are filling up ppls heads?
Submitted by feroshkitty on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 12:03pm.
Dear Prince,
Money is made of numbers, too.
HAHAHA WELL SAID Feroshkitty laughed when i read that!
All I want to know is WHY is Prince dressed as a religious cartoon character from 1988 Saturday kids tv. Also will it sound like the rest of his recent shit....ie like its caught in a new jack, 90's popfunk keyboard soundcard nightmare. I loved his sound, lyrics and vibe when he had naughty but since then....sigh.... I LOVE HIM BUT SORT IT THE FUCK OUT P.
-----I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Grumpy old fart can't get itunes to pay him in advance so he declares the internet dead.
Ok, we laught ... and we're done.
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Stupid is who stupid does
Dear Prince,
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Maybe if he dies soon everyone will be more happy. Live fast, die young, and leave a silky corpse.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
I saw Prince for the first time in 1993 at Radio City Music Hall on the 'Diamonds and Pearls' tour. On the left side of the stage was a small sign that lit up every once and a while that said, 'Go to Roseland'. My friends and I were confused. Did it mean the Roseland club, just a few blocks away? It was cryptic. Anyway, after the show ended we walked over to Roseland for shits and giggles and the guy at the door asked for our tickets. Again, we were confused. He asked if we just saw Prince at Radio City. We showed him our ticket stubs and he stamps our hands and let us in. After about a half-hour wait wondering what the hell was going on, Prince hits the stage and plays another 2 and a half-hour set! The place was only half-filled, so we had room to dance and completely lose our minds. One of the greatest nights ever!
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"I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in."
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I thought that if you are going to be a follower of God, that meant that you are required to eat a slice of humble pie at least once a day. I see no evidence that Prince is the least bit humble.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
The internet was over for me when I saw Prince's lil ass diamonds n pearls in this picture...Grossssssssss
No means No dammit.
I know people who went to a party at his house. Anyways while they were there, his wife never left the bedroom. No one ever saw her. She had to stay in the bedroom. He has weird rules in his personal life like that. But, besides the anal rules, he is a unique artist, who comes across like he always fears being ripped off. Come on Prince, life is too short to live that way.
I will say though that he is an awesome soul. My Dad saw him open up for the Rolling Stones in the 70's. The audience hated him. They threw shit on the stage and booed him. My Dad said he knew at the time tht Prince was special, because even back then, he was not afraid to do his own thing.
So even though Prince was laughed at on stage in the beginning of his career, he kept pushing forward. What a brave little dude.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 11:07am.
Submitted by WickedCats on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 11:00am.
I may be in the minority here, but I never really liked Prince. I did like a couple of his songs, but I never thought he was such a genius and find him to be a pretentious egotist who just needs to get over himself.
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Joining your minority group :)
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I would show you some things to prove his genius IF HE WOULD FUCKING LET ME!!! He's got copyright infringers' (like me!) balls in a vice grip, that one.
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Prince does not conform to anything. The slave on his cheeck the
unprounceable name, and fighting for his music from warner. He
Does his own thing and wants to get paid!! Nothing wrong with that
Right now its a reccession out here.
However these jevohahs be killing me. The no tvs, computer anything electronic.
Is a no, no but they still use the phone and he's up on stage with
Eltronics. Religion is a confusing drug.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by snowpiece
good times! I would do the same thing with "Rock over London" anyone remember that?
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Yep! I remember that. Another fave of mine was "The King Biscuit Flower Hour". A few years ago I transferred those tapes to CD and then to digital.
And my parents said the whole rock thing was just a faze...pffft. I vow to be 99 years old still throwing up the horns to Motorhead! I can already hear the nurses in the retirement home screaming at me to turn that shit down.
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"I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in."
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I like some of Prince's songs, like the Batman soundtrack, but . . . for being so revolutionary, he seems to be a day late and dollar short of Vanity. Didn't she do the whole "found God" thing first?
Sorry to keep posting, but has anyone seen The Prince Show sketches that used to be on SNL? Those were great.
I love Prince...his quirkiness is just a part of him.
His music is awesome, so I can forgive the fact that he is a baloney salesman.