Hot Slut Of The Day!
Bobbi Eden, the Dutch porn star who has promised to suck the crotch vuvuzela of every one of her Twitter followers (22,000 and counting) if the Netherlands wins World Cup on July 11th! #brokejaw, #urethrawarts, #tongeburns
If you're getting hit by the Twitter whale more than usual this morning, it's because Gerard Butler, Tiger Woods and Vanilla Gorilla are all bombarding that shit and opening a 100 accounts each to follow the pride of the Netherlands Bobbi Eden! Right after the Netherlands advanced to the finals, Bobbi announced on her Twitter that if they win on Sunday she will celebrate their victory by shoving every Twitter dick in her mouth. Three of Bobbi's porn star friends will offer a lending mouth.
Bobbi has 22,000 followers right now, so that means each ho will have to give around 5,500 beejes each and the dude better cum in 140 characters or less (I don't know what that means either). Unfortunately, I still don't think that's enough dicks to beat Parasite Hilton's all-time record. Bobbi will post the instructions on how to her collect your blowjob if her country wins.
Finally, a bitch with real patriotic spirit is willing to scoot up to the plate and put her money where her mouth is. Or should I say, her mouth where the peen is. GO NETHERLANDS!
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SHE NOW HAS 98,861 BECAUSE OF THAT DAM OCTOPUS LMFAO
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She really should offer to blow the dutch players...
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This chick must have a peen fetish because I can't figure out why any sane person would want to blow 22,000 people so my only guess is she really loves giving it.
It's gross but I'll give her brownie points for being the most inventive. It certainly puts Mardonna and that Uraguay chick's streaking to shame.
You all don't really think she's going to do it? I mean come on she's just getting some PR.
michael, i assume you have offered to help her out in her quest for slut greatness :)
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Submitted by Cake666 on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 4:31pm.
P.S. Nederland moet winnen, maar niet omdat deze sloerie aanbied een paar duizend knakworsten af te slobberen.
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Ok, i ll try to translate that. I dont speak dutch , but i see how far i get with german and english.
The Netherlands should win, even if its just so this slut can slobber on a few dozen sausages.
(was that at least close? lol)
This is giving my signature more meaning.
P.S. Nederland moet winnen, maar niet omdat deze sloerie aanbied een paar duizend knakworsten af te slobberen.
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For your health.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 12:06pm.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 8:49am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 8:43am.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 7:59am
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Heh, you're probably right. Maybe only the ugly kind of porn star comes forward with having affairs with Tiger Woods and his ilk, thus skewering my perception of the porn world in general. That's my primary contact with porn stars anyway...
Ciao-Ciao bella and your dreams of blowing all them Nederlanders...HELLO SPANISH WORLD CUP!
(I'll just quietly go daydream now about blowing Sergio Ramos's horn 'til my prediction becomes fact on Sunday)!
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excuse me but Judge "Don't Play" Revel should be HSOTD...how could you take this tramp over her...whatsa matter heat getting to yer head????
Daddy must be so proud.
Yay blowjobs....
Still cheering for Germany, though
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 8:49am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 8:43am.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 7:59am
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Angel, I'm afraid you're quoting me wrong. Here's what I said:
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No, no. That's why I asked....I thought there may be more if I scrolled back...and I'm sorry - I have the worst habit of popping on here when I'm in my shoes with my backpack attached to me and then I just split....Sorry!
I can understand thinking MOST porn stars are ugly but, really honestly, I think the standard has gone WAY up compared to the way it used to be. This one up here is the STANDARD in the porn I see. That being said, there is a fuckload of porn that don't, won't or can't watch - so there you go.
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Submitted by Erika_Leigh on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 11:26am.
yeah angel i guess if u like ur sex with a splattering of pancake makeup. wait til u see them with out their spackeling on their face. if u like the fake look then pornstars are hot but actresses are way hotter....something something more natural
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Most of the porn I watch, they don't wear makeup. That's cuz I don't like it. And I RARELY see girls any where NEAR as plastic looking as the hos in Hollywood. Uglier, yes. More plastic - no way!
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
yeah angel i guess if u like ur sex with a splattering of pancake makeup. wait til u see them with out their spackeling on their face. if u like the fake look then pornstars are hot but actresses are way hotter. they are more natural looking like real ppl not a plasic blow up doll.
this is fucking stupid anyway. what if ppl following her are women too?
*signs up to follow this bitch on twitter*
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Boooooo..like this is a surprising thing for a porn star to do, they are literally attention whores..the real HSOTD is Hohan's judge!!!
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 7:52am.
And this is what i wake up to...The world is going to shits.
MK, i love you, but Blohan`s judge totally deserved HSOTD
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I agree, MK, you really dropped the ball on this hot slut. That judge with the glorious(fucked up) eyeliner should have been hot slut for that eyeliner alone. *annoyed face* In all fairness this chick is showing side-puss. So yay... I guess. Fuck it. This disappointment cuts too deep.
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I go from reading on MSNBC about how prude Americans are when it comes to nudity straight to Dlisted to read the comments about the hot slut of the day.
I have thrown fetish parties with porn stars in Europe and there are tons of hot porn stars. She is but one example. And since porn and nudity and being free with your body are not condemned in Europe as it tends to be in America, I am sure this news is not as scandalous over here as in the U S A.
But we ALL know who the REAL hot slut of the day should be.
Judge Revel!
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you're abusing your followers - that judge is the only deserving Hot Slut & you know it
I demand a recount
MK must be listening to Leslie Gore's "You Don't Own Me" on his stereo this morning
No one cares if they get diseases?? Disgusting...
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She's pretty cute, but what I'm really jealous of is her tiny waist. When they figure out a plastic sugery to get a little bitty waist like that, I'm IN.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 8:43am.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 7:59am
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Angel, I'm afraid you're quoting me wrong. Here's what I said:
"Also, a good looking porn star! Never thought I'd see the day - again (granted, I don't know that many porn stars, but the examples that pop up occasionally on DListed - mostly Tiger Woods/Vanilla Gorilla's mistresses - have been kind of crummy)."
I stand by what I said, there are a boatload of gross, highly plastic porn stars. But I admit not being a connoisseur (connoisseure?). This girl is actually very pretty. Makes me wonder whether she couldn't find a job outside the porn industry - as a small time model even - or whether she could but just won't for a myriad of reasons (drugs, actually liking it, IDK).
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 7:59am
Then how come porn is so damn popular if they are all so ugly?
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Are you kidding me!?! Are you saying she's ugly?
There are tonnes of super hot Porn Stars. I'm always thinking: Dayum, this bitch blows anyone of those Hollywood bitches out of the water in a heartbeat. All the time I think that. There's a lot of bad, fake boobies but I hardly ever see those girls mess with their faces. And the bodies on these women, holy mac! And the men! YUUUUUUUUUM! (and I mean that in a keep-my-distance kinda way cuz I don't see condoms as much as I think I should)
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 8:16am.
If Germany wins, it's Bratwurst and Sauerkraut for all Dlisters, directly from Mother Superior's kitchen. Beat that.
wait is that a sex joke, or are you serious?
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I hope she chokes on an HIV-infested dick. Disgusting piece of shit! I'm sure her mother' s so proud.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 8:26am.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 8:16am.
If Germany wins, it's Bratwurst and Sauerkraut for all Dlisters, directly from Mother Superior's kitchen. Beat that.
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i `ll throw some kloese /knoedel in!!
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Kloesse. Knoedel is what the Austrians say :D
Good thinking, though.
I'm getting hungry now.....lunch time in London now.
*eats PC screen*
MK, I am just going to pretend you did not posted the Hot Slut of the day.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 8:26am.
Gahh! You are always so picky with your Bratwurst. It's too short or not straight enough, too much stuffing etc.
I will put you on a Griesbrei diet and you can watch us digging into the sausages :D
And the poor slob that gets sloppy 5,499ths wins a free trip to the clinic!
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 8:16am.
If Germany wins, it's Bratwurst and Sauerkraut for all Dlisters, directly from Mother Superior's kitchen. Beat that.
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i `ll throw some kloese /knoedel in!!
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 8:16am.
If Germany wins, it's Bratwurst and Sauerkraut for all Dlisters, directly from Mother Superior's kitchen. Beat that.
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Thanks, MS; but I don't think you have the type of Bratwurst I'm looking for ;)
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hey "anonymous" if u are still on here, you have issues. please find the nearest bridge and take a flyin leap!
-- Says the slut from Full House with smelly feet :P
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 8:17am
Is it any different when rock/sports stars brag about sleeping with thousands of women?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
???
. . . and so the apocalypse begins with this slore.
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hey "anonymous" if u are still on here, you have issues. please find the nearest bridge and take a flyin leap!
-- Says the slut from Full House with smelly feet :P
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 8:12am
I'm going to assume that guys and girls tolerate "ugly" porn stars because the only thing they are looking for is the "money shot".
I think it really is about seeing private parts in motion. Or fulfilling some fantasty. Like the guy who was jacking off in the theater while watching "The Killer Inside Me".
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
What will she do for her lady followers? She can't discriminate.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Wow, that bitch must have really low self esteem to put 22000 dicks in her mouth. Absolutely no self respect at all. Degrade yourself all you want to. I bet she was molested as a child. No normally developed person would do this.
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If Germany wins, it's Bratwurst and Sauerkraut for all Dlisters, directly from Mother Superior's kitchen. Beat that.
Submitted by TequilaTax on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 8:09am.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 7:59am
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Totally beats me. I guess a good pair of fake boobs overwrites a wonky face.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 7:59am
Then how come porn is so damn popular if they are all so ugly? Are people really that turned by seeing genitals in motion that they would ignore *ahem* true beauty?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
*cough* Whore! *cough*
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I think it's more of a nymph thing to do than a patriotic but at any rate I hope Holland wins!!
Only 22,000? I'm sure that's already been done by a German porn star. Don't ask how I got that idea.
Is that a wedding band I see on her finger? And why?
That is nasty for all kinds of reasons. I'm going to assume that, even if she goes for it, what are the chances that she'll suck off all 22,000 and counting? I bet most of those folks live out of the country and aren't going to spend tons of dough for a bj. And who is going to pay for all of those condoms any she is going to have to use anyway? Will she get to refuse a guy if they clearly have a "special fried rice" situation goin on down there?
(Sorry for that visual. I know it's too early for those kinds of thoughts)
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Where is Judge Marsha and her exquisite eyeliner???
Also, a good looking porn star! Never thought I'd see the day - again (granted, I don't know that many porn stars, but the examples that pop up occasionally on DListed - mostly Tiger Woods/Vanilla Gorilla's mistresses - have been kind of crummy).
No judge for hot slut? This is a disappointment.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Wow MK, a rare misstep. Judge Marsha is clearly HSOD.
While this woman is truly a hot slut, I was expecting Judge Marsha.