Hopefully Their Baby Friend Inherits Its Mother's Brows
A few weeks ago, Trent Reznor hinted that his Bai Linganese alien wife, Mariqueen Maandig, is baking a fetus in her womb. Well, in an interview with WWD Mariqueen confirmed that Trent will soon be nursing their first child. Obviously, Mariqueen won't be the one breastfeeding since we know that Trent is the one with succulent bottlenosed nipples.
Mariqueen told WWD that she's been working on a new album with Trent, but that shit has been put on pause until her baby jumps out of her stomach and starts tap dancing on the diner counter. Mariqueen said that she's spending all of her time trying to come up with a baby name, “I have a list, it’s so hard. It’s like here’s a brand-new life and you’re in charge of it, now go!”
I'm sure Mariqueen and Trent will come up with a baby name that is worthy of a million fuckery stamps. They better show Jason Lee how to really eff up a child's life by giving them a name that just rolls off the tongues of soon-to-be playground bullies.
And personally, I can't wait to see pictures of Mariqueen and Trent's baby. Mariqueen is going to pop out a gigantic neck with two intergalactic eyebrows on it. Adorable!
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Reznor is outdated and his music has sounded like shite foe decades. His alien wife is skanky looking. This new Facebook movie is stupid, who the hell wants to see it. dumb.
Marrriqueeen is uuugggly. This will be a fucked up baby that can't siing.
What happened to Trent Reznor's neck?
I don't know why some people find her attractive, she looks scary and like she would kick your ass over small things.
Reznor just fucked up his life with this baby. He's now tied financially to the tranny dragon queen. I bet this marriage won't last more than 2 years.
Sad that Reznor has sunk to being used by a trashy L.A. gold digger to further her career. It is more sad that she is bringing a baby into the equation to guarantee herself an income for life.
Fuck this tame shit, Mariqueen gives some good head and is a backdoor licker. She should have gone for something bigger, even Courtney Love knew to go for a big boy penis instead of a whiny baby pecker.
NIN = a la Deadwood.
LMFAO! Bitch is a nobody gold digger that had zero before she sex-trapped the idiot into pushing her as a "vocalist" and a front woman in his band and she can't sing worth sh*t. The asshole even tries to dupe his fans into believing that she actually wrote the songs that have his fingerprints all over them. She laid countless other dudes and ended up with zilch. She is in it for the long haul and anything her blood-sucking a*s can get out of it. Even if it means popping out a baby after rumor has it that she told anyone that would listen for years that she never planned on having any children and that she wasn't the "mother type."
damn she's really ugly with uneven eyes + bad nose job. she has a big ass chin.
jeez they are both so fucking ugly
That's… Trent Reznor?
Wow.
"I want to fuck you like a BLUE COLLAR MACHINIST AT A WEDDING!"
Nope, doesn't have the same effect.
For some reason, they remind me of way low-rent Mr. Big and Samantha.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Jesus, I can't believe that is Trent Reznor. Dam, he looks like a blue collar machinist at a wedding...
Wow. I never thought I'd prefer a person as a junkie to their current sober (?) state.
*waits for Trent to die mysteriously a la Kurt in t-minus nine months..*
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
As if Reznor wasn't a hadbeen before now he's doing a duet with his golddiger wife? This is the same chick that was fucking on other dudes right up until their wedding day right? Ahahaha. Bitch don't be playing, just name it "Check for Life" and shut the fuck up.
Did Reznor always have no neck?
That's going to be one interesting looking kid. Most half Asians look pretty good, but I'm not so sure about this one.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
Anima is right. While I like roided out Reznor more than I like skinny, suicidal Reznor, he could Never be one sixteenth of the massive intelligence & unbearable gorgeousness that is Henry Rollins.
You know what 90's band frontman I'd like to see come back from obscurity? Zach de la Rocha!
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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill
Anima is right. While I like roided out Reznor more than I like skinny, suicidal Reznor, he could Never be one sixteenth of the massive intelligence & unbearable gorgeousness that is Henry Rollins.
You know what 90's band frontman I'd like to see come back from obscurity? Zach de la Rocha!
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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill
Submitted by castinghole on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 5:01pm.
Okay, I admit it. I have no idea who these people are. Are they famous?
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...never was, and not so much these days. I swear, if it weren't for the people hating on them no one would know that they were still around breathing air.
Girl Name: Mi'queen pronounced "my queen"
Boy Name: Ma-rent pronounced "mah rent"
It'll end up being something boring or pretentious.
A comment about ugly mixed race children?
They're out there.
Trust.
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Okay, I admit it. I have no idea who these people are. Are they famous?
How do white men feel when they make babies with full on asian blooded women and their kids look nothing like them except for maybe a lighter skin tone...the same thing happened with my best friend who married a full blooded philipino and her kids all look philipino not one out of three of her kids even has any of her features except their skin tone its way lighter than their fathers..i just think its funny...expecially with the inherant male of the species wanting his image/dna to keep going even after he expires...not that i condone same race breeding either mixed babies look so cute (all my friends kids are good looking)...just look at all the pasty looking british who keep wanting to keep the same blood line going...creeepYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, she's bad news... lying about her age, lying about how she met Reznor, trolling fans, and she can't sing. I heard she gives good head. Reznor got a blowjob contract instead of a record contract.
I expect nothing less than the Most Awful and Embarrassing Name Ever from these two, something that will put the Pilot Inspektors, Audio Sciences, Zumas and Jermajesty's of the world to shame.
watch they will probably name their baby something like Brian or Emily.
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"Gallina vecchia fa bon brodo" ("The old hen makes the best soup")
- chef Lidia Bastianich
Lets hope their kid doesnt inherit his massive ego. its hard enough to breath here on earth with his alone.
He's not fat, he tried to copy Henry Rollins but failed miserably at the exercise part so his use of roids left him all pudgy.
Mariqueeen is the best name there is. That is all.
Trent Reznor? What did she do to deserve THAT? And where do I send my condolences? With a note advising her to always keep a small bag of her stuff on reserve in case she has to RUN at a moment's notice. Sadness ....
He used to give me the vapors, but now he does nothing for me. I understand that people gain weight, but does a person's head really have to grow to be so big and pumpkin-like?
She looks like a tranny and he looks like a Weeble. They're spawning? That's it..... God hates us.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Damn. Don't know what the hell happened. Sorry for the double post.
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"Now is not the time for your judgments when we're about to be impaled by raw vegetables."
When did Trent get so bloated? When he went on antidepressants? I remember how he yowled about how they ruined his creativity. (Me, they stopped my suicidal impulses.)
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"Now is not the time for your judgments when we're about to be impaled by raw vegetables."
MARIQUEEN!!!
I love their Blizzards!
Trent looks like a bloated guido.
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
_I'm not convinced this is a natural born female....Trent looks like a bloated snook.....
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conscience off...dick on...
Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 1:01pm.
SALACIOUS
HA HA HA
IMM GONNA DEDICATE AMIE BY PURE PRAIRIE LEAGUE FOR YOU
CAUSE IM FEELING RETRO TODAY
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Dude that's excellent, thanks a bunch!! I've never doubted you have great taste in music. I'm really looking forward to meeting you at the Dlisted reunion.
I've always though Mariqueen was very pretty even though she has a colossally stupid name.
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" Girls who are fat, please don't wear 2 piece, that's why the world has no world peace"
" ...These fat Malay girls can wear HIPSTER some more. How did she find her hips, I also don't know
I am having a hard time trying to picture what their future spawn will look like. They will probably name him Michael Jr.
I cannot believe what I see when I look at trent reznor today. Even more so when I listen to him. It's like watching old NIN footage in a wrong disturbingly stretched ratio.
@Raul what is up with you and sniffing things today? Is this a new found fetish thing or what? Its making me uncomfortable, go back to fucking chicks and jizzing in their hair please!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
I am a big man
(yes I am)
and I have a big gun
got me a big old Dick and I
I like to have fun
held against your forehead
I'll make you suck it
maybe I'll put a hole in your head
you know, just for the fuck of it
I can reduce you if I want
I can devour
I'm hard as fucking steel, and I’ve got the power
I'm every inch a man, and I'll show you somehow
me and my fucking gun
nothing can stop me now
shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot
I'm going to come all over you
me and my fucking gun
me and my fucking gun
:D
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"Golf fans are the biggest fucking idiots in the world"- Scott Ferrall
Submitted by chinlee3 on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 12:47pm
http://pitchfork.com/news/38686-how-to-destroy-angels-a-drowning/
Holy late 90's Trip Hop!!! This sounds like Sneaker Pimps type stuff.. And as for MariTrannyDragQueen, Kelli Ali you are NOT!!!
*end rant*
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SALACIOUS
HA HA HA
IMM GONNA DEDICATE AMIE BY PURE PRAIRIE LEAGUE FOR YOU
CAUSE IM FEELING RETRO TODAY
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"MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken"
- Louis Black
NIN has less than a handful of good songs, thats about it for them. And never found him to be handsome at all. I love BAI LINGANESE, LMFAO!
With a name like Trent (not too bad) and Mariqueen, Im looking forward to see what they come up on that long list.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 12:42pm.
Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 12:42pm.
SALACIOUS
I CAN PLAY ANYTHING I WANT
INCLUDING MYSELF
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Go on...
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Fucky, does anything have to be about sex with you? I know you like the dude but sheesh...
Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 12:42pm.
SALACIOUS
I CAN PLAY ANYTHING I WANT
INCLUDING MYSELF
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LOL dude that's sick. I suppose that means you can multitask because you're playing shit and writing haikus.
Cool, I didn't know the format of your radio station. It's Dlisted friendly, so now you have to share the name with us.
Hmmm, guess I don't know anything about these two, other than a few NIN songs that I like, so don't get all the hate...
I don't think she's so ugly though...
How to Destroy Angels is just chock full of autotune and whining. I guess he had to marry her, create a band for her, and knock her up just so she could suck all the NIN right outta his pee whole.
http://pitchfork.com/news/38686-how-to-destroy-angels-a-drowning/
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 11:55am.
Good play Tin Phun Nyguen or whatever you name prolly is.
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You made me smile and chuckle to myself.
God is never the one.- MK
Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 12:42pm.
SALACIOUS
I CAN PLAY ANYTHING I WANT
INCLUDING MYSELF
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Go on...
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
SALACIOUS
I CAN PLAY ANYTHING I WANT
INCLUDING MYSELF
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
"MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken"
- Louis Black
She looks kinda good for a Thai trannie, NGL. But why do Asian girls pluck the shit out of their brows like that tho? I'm half Asian and have never understood why Asian women do that to themselves. It only makes you look like a trannie and attract the likes of Eddie Murphy, Tommy Lee, and Trent Rezner.
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"Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."--Dorothy Parker
And we're sure that it's biologically possible, are we? If she's really female, it's a terrible case of tranny face and my god, her name is horrendous :/
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