You Saw This Coming
Dr. Drew is going to kidnap Jeremy London at gunpoint and drive him all the way to his clinic in Pasadena, CA (which is sort of like the "gang areas" of Palm Springs) to complete an entire season of "Celebrity" "Rehab"! Dr. Drew will soothe Jeremy's nerves by telling him there will be plenty of trees for him to climb. Jeremy will join an all-star cast of A-listers including: The Empress of Lucite, Gummi Bear, Tila Tequila, and Jason Wahler (aka Shauna Sand and 3 names that even Google doesn't recognize).
A source tells Radar that Jeremy will check into Celebrity Rehab early next week. Jeremy's last visit to rehab was back in September of '09 when he was treated for an addiction to prescription pills. Jeremy recently told People that despite being forced to smoke crack, he is totally sober (insert a trillion HAHAHAHAHAHs here). So I'm not sure what kind of addiction Jeremy will be treated for. Oh well, that never stopped Dr. Drew in the past, so they'll figure it out along the way.
And let this serve as a tip to all the has-beens out there! There's no need for you to stand outside of Michael Bay's house while holding a "Will Wash Ferrari 4 Walk-On Role" sign. Simply call the police and give them some bullshit story about how you were kidnapped by a bunch of kidnapping crackhead makers. Before you know it, you'll have your own TV show! So Mischa Barton, stop bothering your agent's assistant and call 911 instead!
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He's "totally sober"?!?!? Even without his recent antics, if you are totally sober why are you going into REHAB?!?!
REHAB! No no no.
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Always wondered exactly what has to happen before one put's his/her life in the hands of Drew Pinksy and allows it to be aired on MTV-Geriatric. Now I know.
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Oh yeah, and I hope Brandon Adams sues the fuck out of this loser.
aahahaha!! Just remembered these morning jocks in Palm Springs hanging out by the 7-11 on N. Palm Canyon where this went down holding up a sign that said "PLEASE KIDNAP ME AND MAKE ME SMOKE CRACK"!
every time i see a picture of him, i think it is brendan frasier.
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I thought this Brendan Fraser and the article was going to be about his weave leaving. Strange resemblance.
Man, I used to lust after them London twins ever since I'll Fly Away. This one is Jason. And you will recognize the Jeremy by the bloat of his neck curtain.
Gummi, really? He was a little blasted when I met him but he is not like the creepy people in his circle, he is actually a nice guy, decent -ish. He drinks and smokes weed, that's it.
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He looks like Brendan Fraser here.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 6:00pm.
*entices NI out of hiding with a Scooby Snack*
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Man after whipping it out: What do you think?
Woman trying not to laugh: I think it looks like a cock only smaller.
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Damn, I confused these two on 7th Heaven (which I did NOT watch thank you!)
The reason you all think he looks so great there is because it's not even a picture of Jeremy London, it's one of his cuter, more talented, less crack-addled brother, Jason London.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 5:58pm.
I honestly think that's Jason London. Also, Jeremy WAS the one on 7th Heaven. I know that b/c I used to watch that shit (hides). There was even an episode where Jason (as the bad ass twin) came into town smoking and riding a motorcycle, confusing the entire Camden family.
*ok, now i'm really hiding for watching that*
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"Your problems are lame and pathetic."
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I honestly think that's Jason London. Also, Jeremy WAS the one on 7th Heaven. I know that b/c I used to watch that shit (hides). There was even an episode where Jason (as the bad ass twin) came into town smoking and riding a motorcycle, confusing the entire Camden family.
*ok, now i'm really hiding for watching that*
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Douchechill!
He's getting 40K for this shit, but that's prolly alll the $ he's gonna make all year so I don't feel that bad. on the other hand.....FUCK HIM GETTING PAID TO GO TO REHAB AND REVIVTALIZE HIS "CAREER"
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Aw look. He has wittle babeh vampire teefs! Dat's what he gets for smoking the meff.
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Man after whipping it out: What do you think?
Woman trying not to laugh: I think it looks like a cock only smaller.
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Every time I see London's face I believe that he is Brendan Fraser ... from his "George of the Jungle" days.
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Dr. Drew will probably tell Jeremy he supressed that crack addiction and doesn't remember being a stoner. What a farce that guy is!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
A paycheck is a paycheck. His nobody status might be something they'll have to work around, though.
CR is getting so sad..they might as well put 'the price is right' models on the show
OH! And he was in "Out Cold"
a really lame, but funneh drunk snowboarders movie.
LA - Jeremy London is the less talented, less attractive, crack smoking twin of Jason London, who starred in "Man in the Moon" with Reese Whitherspoon, "Dazed and Confused" and 7th Heaven.
Mike, Imma amend your post to say "fat lesbian".
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Man after whipping it out: What do you think?
Woman trying not to laugh: I think it looks like a cock only smaller.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Im sure he is a full blown drug addict now that he was forced to smoke crack a few weeks ago!!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
For a second when I first saw this pic...I thought it was Brendan Fraser with his hair back. LOL.
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They were trying to get Sandy Duncan on this, I hear say....
Who the fuck is Jeremy London?
That's the first pic I've seen of him in which he doesn't look like a lesbian.
No offense to lesbians out there.
Another whore for Dr. Drew to pimp out.
"Doctor" Drew pays these chumps! Well, hell, I'll take a Vicodin or three if he'll pay me to get clean! Or would I have to take more than that? I gotta say up front that a Vicodin makes me sleepy.
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Man after whipping it out: What do you think?
Woman trying not to laugh: I think it looks like a cock only smaller.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Does Celebrity Rehab even work, I mean.....has anyone who went through it stayed sober?
Regardless, I'll watch this shit, because, I can.
For a second I thought that was a pic of Brendan Fraser...I don't think that's maybe a good thing! O_o
Dr. Drew is one of the worst things to happen to addiction therapy in years. He probably promised this junkie 50K and a 3 month publicity tour if he did the show. I'm sure he's skulking around Lohan with a team of lawyers and promising her that he can get her 90 day court-ordered rehab moved to his shit show and offering to pay out major Viacom cash with some media promo deals added into the mix if she shows.
Well I sure hope that the guy who is sitting in jail (UNFAIRLY) is getting a piece of his new show salary. What crap.
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For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
M.E., I did that last night!
Why is Gummi going to be on this crapfest? He just got out of a REAL rehab!
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Man after whipping it out: What do you think?
Woman trying not to laugh: I think it looks like a cock only smaller.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
I think he was doing it for a role, or to get into this show... It's going to be great.
Until they have enough fuck-ups for a given season, are the others just waiting around? Can you imagine being so fucked up that you would wait for Jeremy London to ask for help before getting it yourself?
Damn shame when you have an identical twin that you don't even look like anymore because of crack!
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You sure thats a picture of the right twin? That one looks like the one that actually had somewhat of a career and wasn't kidnapped by crackheads for beer and forced drugs.XD
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