Friday, December 29th 2006
Julia Roberts is Knocked Up

Page Six is reporting that Julia Roberts is knocked up with child number 3. Julia has two twins with her husband, Danny Moder. Julia had a lot of trouble with her first pregnancy back in 2004. After several tests and lots of heartache she finally gave birth to two countrymice named Phinnaeus Walter and Hazel Patricia.
Julia has a busy working schedule ahead of her and it is unclear whether or not she will take some time off. Julia's spokespeople would not comment.
Julia, please do not name them folktale character names this time. Phinnaeus and Hazel? It still pains me to hear those names. I automatically think of two little mice living in a mushroom cottage.
UPDATE - It's true, her rep confirms it. Homegirl is due this Summer.


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