Wednesday, July 7th 2010
Colin With A Comb Over
And here's Colin Farrell looking like Marv Albert after a viscous toupee snatching on the L.A. set of his new movie Horrible Bosses. Colin allowed the fugly to barf all over his head in order to play a coke-addicted monster boss. This is a little weird for me, because Colin looks exactly like my high school world history teacher who would eat toothpaste during class and once asked the girl in front of me if he had a stain on the ass of his pants. I took this to mean that he gambled with a wet fart and thought he lost big. Luckily, his asshole sneeze didn't leave a mark. But thanks for taking me back, Colin!
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MK, you are uncanny! He looks exactly like my freshman year "World Regions" teacher, circa 1972. Just needs the wire rimmed glasses from the hot piece next to him.
He's such a DIRTY FILTHY FUCK!!!
GAWD, I WANT him!!!!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 7:07am.
I have never understood how Colin Farrell ever got to the top of Hollywood.
I mean, seriously!
He is what, a hair short of 3 apples high, marginally attractive face and acting skills,
***********plus he looks like he reeks of month old pretzels, sour beer, and dried up stripper lady jizz!*********
NOT a fan!
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Yeah, I'd hit it...
with a Crown Royal bottle, which means I would have to pry it from his clammy-cummy hands!
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I would still hit that. Hard. No fake combover will fool me.
angel-i: & how many Silkwood showers does it take after you get to the center of Farrell?
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bmitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 7:22am.
dramaqueen365247:
You obviously have taste if you are in agreement.
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Umm...respectfully: Fuck you! I have taste, bitch!
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"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
I still would. But with him like triple wrapped. I don't know where that thing has been.
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dramaqueen365247:
You obviously have taste if you are in agreement. Because he is NOT hot, looks like he would rob you for a brown bag special, a crackpipe, and a swig of Jack, plus he will fuck anything with a poon!
Besides, we are getting older and so are these alleged stars. And I'd bet we look better than them in natural light!
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Breakdown, I totally agree. But, I'm starting to feel that way about a lot of "celebs." I don't know if I'm getting old, or if I just have taste.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I have never understood how Colin Farrell ever got to the top of Hollywood.
I mean, seriously!
He is what, a hair short of 3 apples high, marginally attractive face and acting skills, plus he looks like he reeks of month old pretzels, sour beer, and dried up stripper lady jizz!
NOT a fan!
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I'm beginning to think that MK and I had the same high school world history teacher. No lie, mine looked exactly like that, too, and he would rest his nuts on the desk of whatever girl was unlucky enough to sit in the front row. MK, I gotta know if your teacher was Tom L.
Oh MK, you just have the bestest growing up memories.
Reminds me of Tommy Girl's gorilla man character, Les Grossman.
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Never saw the big deal about this guy. He ain't jackshit.
"That's funny! Why does your finger smell like his ass?"
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Colin looks like a substitute woodshop teacher/sex offender/special guest star on "Strangers with Candy."
Would hit it forever...and ever...and ever......
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I'd still hit it.
I had a 7th grade math teacher that kinda looked like Colin in this photo too---One day, out of the blue, he gave me a really nice calculator after class...
I had a government teacher who would chew on staples during class. He would literally press down on the stapler and get him a staple in the middle of class. Sometimes he would go threw two or three. I think he had a thing for paper clips as well. Every time he did, this kid in the class would shout out "He's got another one!" or "Its staple time!" The teacher would always just laugh.
Colin still looks hot.
Even with the moon over his head looks fucking hot!!!
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I'm gonna take your eyes, use them as a seed, Grow up a tree on the balcony.
I wonder if the poor bastard in the jump suit is thinking, "Shit...his hair still looks better than mine".
MK your brain needs to be studied by science when you go.
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Damn, I'd still hit
I've liked Colin ever since I heard the story of his interaction with the homeless dude. That, and I liked him in In Bruges.
Your schoolday stories are brilliant!
Colin looks like he'd be a great but filthy lay, even with that comb-over.
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Reminds me of Stanley Tucci's character in The Lovely Bones....and he was MEGA creepy as that character.
No.
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If it weren't for the comb over I would've thought he was doing a movie adaptation of the life of Billy Mays. It would more interesting than whatever the hell movie he is doing here.
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The last 5 sentances of this post are the best ever. Well. fuckin. done. MK.
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!
Who the fuck eats toothpaste? during class?
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Please get the fuck out ---->
"I took this to mean that he gambled with a wet fart and thought he lost big."
Ay, ay, ay, MK! You got me with gambled with a wet fart!!!
So does this mean he can't be the BI? Lol
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Can't fight the hot, this one.
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"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
So.Effing.Hot.
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