Russell Brand As Arthur

Here's Russell Brand, the former prostatetute who was tamed by Katy Perry's chichis, on the NYC set of the remake of Arthur. Russell has snatched the title from Dudley Moore. The rest of the cast includes Jennifer Garner, Helen Mirren and Nick Nolte.

I don't know about this mess. Judging by his costume, it looks like Arthur got an Annie Hall Easter makeover by one of the Jonas Brothers. Although, at least our asses know that Arthur 2.0 dresses to the right.

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I Don't Like Jokes • Russell Brand

Submitted by KA on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 6:29am.

NO GOD DAMN WAY IS THIS MOVIE GOING TO BE AS NEAR AS FUNNY AS THE FIRST ONE!!!! yeah I had to go kanye west on that one - that's how strongly I feel. They are RUINING a great, hysterical movie!!! :(

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Submitted by Melody1980 on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 7:14pm.

I don't understand why British people are all so ugly. The entire country is full of weird looking folks with big, crooked teeth.

Submitted by kacky on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:55pm.

Gawd Russell, put on some undershorts. This doesn't look good on Cisco Adler and it doesn't look good on you either.
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Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:14pm.

Anonymous101- those ARE the remakes.

Submitted by Sayonara on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 2:56pm.

Submitted by get serious on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 6:51pm.

Those dopes can't come up with an original idea for s*it.

N.Y...Jersey...Philly

Submitted by Sayonara on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 2:52pm.

Another remake! Geesh

N.Y...Jersey...Philly

Submitted by moriah on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 7:38am.

Drunk gets sober and only plays drunks on the screen. I like it!

Submitted by parkerj on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:23am.

This guy is not funny and he is not cute to look at. At least Jack Black was endearing, this guy has none of that charm.

Submitted by ballerineboheme on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 11:11pm.

Why do people keep giving this idiot a job? I don't find him funny at all.

Submitted by grapesoder on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 11:08pm.

the only entry under "grody" in the dictionary is his picture

Submitted by haileyscomet on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 10:16pm.

God no.

Submitted by anony54321 on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 10:04pm.

yeah, even steve martin BLEW in the pink panther remake! it was unwatchable!

and thats with STEVE MARTIN, not this loser.

sheeeit.

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Submitted by anony54321 on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 9:59pm.

wait what? jennifer garner in liza minelli's role? what?? omg i have to read more carefully.

no.

for god's sake it's gotten to the point you can no longer see past her jaw.

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Submitted by anony54321 on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 9:57pm.

i do not think he is brave for taking on such an iconic role.

i think he is a moron who should have left it alone. there is NO CHANCE this movie can do anything but suck, compared to the original.

does he really not know that?? shouldn't EVeryone involved know that they have no choice but to make a vastly inferior movie?

do you think he wants a piece of cheese?

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 9:48pm.

"Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet women of this caliber."

The original will never be topped. It had SIR JOHN GIELGUD, FFS!!!!

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 9:36pm.

Submitted by not shocked on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 11:01pm.
Katy Perry has to swallow his queso cotija smeg and sleep on grimy greasy bed sheets, naast
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Worse then that she's got to listen to him.

Submitted by Aspasia on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 10:15pm.

Hrrmmm judging from the photo I'd say Donald Sutherland is probably playing Hobson and Helen Mirren is likely Martha (Arthur's grandmother).
Ok casting(kill to see Sir Ian Mcklennan as Hobson but DS is a good choice too), but pictured more of a wide-eyed ingenue like Zoey Deschanel or even Christina Ricci for the love interest, definitely not a Jen Gardner.
RB might work as Arthur tho. I'm interested to see if he can make audiences sympathize with his Arthur like they did Dudley Moore's.

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ok now that I put down my wine glass & picked up my reading glasses instead I realize that isn't actually Donald Sutherland in those pics so my post doesn't entirely make sense.

Submitted by not shocked on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 9:31pm.

Katy Perry has to swallow his queso cotija smeg and sleep on grimy greasy bed sheets, naast

Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 9:27pm.

For all those kicking themselves for finding him attractive, don't feel too bad; he cleans up nicely...

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Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 8:22pm.

He looks like Tiny Tim after the Master Cleanse.

Or Mary Tyler Moore on her show with a wig.

I can't decide.

I do know that cuddling him would be like cuddling a shovel.

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 8:12pm.

Jeez Louise! and here's another one that's going to rot and ruin lickety split.

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Submitted by kittymuffin on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 8:09pm.

Suspenders makes your wiener look longer no?

Submitted by the.sack.of.culture on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 7:56pm.

No, no, no, NO: He's not a "former prostitute." According to Katy Perry he's a former PROFESSIONAL prostitute.

I am still trying to figure out what a non-professional prostitute is.

Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 7:46pm.

this is just totally unnecessary

...and Jennifer Garner replacing LIZA?!?!

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Submitted by vidz on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 7:29pm.

@get serious

fuck no!

I LOVED the Neverending Story!!!

Stop raping my 90s childhood!

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Submitted by Romai on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 7:29pm.

I don't understand Russel Brand's appeal...to his fans or to his fiancee. Not trying to be a hater, I just don't get it.

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Submitted by SuperG. on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 7:14pm.

Holy Shit MK, your description of this one is killer!

Submitted by howdareyou on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 7:07pm.

I don't know if it's his weird body or the suspenders or what, but they look like grampa pants. Shouldn't the character have better clothing? The Larry King look doesn't make this dude any less ugly.

Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 6:54pm.

ARISE , Sir John of Gielgud and slay the dragon that is Hollywood. Oh, God NO. I cant with you .

this is like remaking the wizard of oz, it WILL NOT work .
Russell Brand , may the ghost of Dudley Moore haunt you for all eternity with clanging chains.

DListed, the ONLY news you'll ever need.

Submitted by LASux on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 6:37pm.

The fact that this limey douchebag made it in this country boggles the mind.

Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 6:36pm.

Submitted by get serious on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 6:51pm.
FUCK HOLLYWOOD AND THE FUCKING STUDIO SUITS MAKING THIS ABORTION.

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Wait . . . they are remaking American Pie and Mr. and Mrs. Smith (aka Mr. Stoner and Ms. Homewrecker)?? Didn't those come out like 5 minutes ago??

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Submitted by Big Bertha on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 6:33pm.

Is it just me or does he look like a hairy lesbian?

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Submitted by TheVal on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 6:32pm.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
I can't stand this guy!!!!! He not funny, and sooooooooooo not talented. He is not fit to lick Dudley Moore's boots!

I just do NOT get the appeal.

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Submitted by MyFingersHurt on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 7:31pm.
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yes, I loved him in Forgetting Sarah Marshall too! And that is exactly the kind of part he should always play. Arthur? WTF?!

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Submitted by copacabanagirl on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 6:05pm.

Dudley Moore was an adorable, funny and unforgettable guy. I can't see Russell Brand reprising this role to any merit. RB will never have that subtle edge that characterized all of Dudley Moore's roles.

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Submitted by MyFingersHurt on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 6:01pm.

I love him, and I know it's wrong. I seriously think he's one of the sexiest men in the world, which is a major mindfuck! I don't get it, but yum. My first impression of him was "GROSS!" - but after he toned down the hair & took off that dreadful makeup, he's really grown on me. I think it was "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" that got me thinking about him in the dirty way... I hate myself!

Submitted by PrettyPoison on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 6:05pm.

Submitted by get serious on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 6:51pm.

Alien *chokes and gasps*

The Crow *faints and cries*

Escape From New York *oh hell naw - hyperventilates*

Ghostbusters *screams - unless it is a sequel with the original cast*

Gremlins *screams more*

The Howling *yells - on second thought a remake might be better*

The Neverending Story *nooo the original Atreyu was cute*

National Lampoons Vacation *Fuck Hollywood!
UNLESS ITS A SEQUEL WITH CHASE AND DÁNGELO*

Police Academy (Nooo not without Michael Winslow)

OT- I have NEVER laughed at a Russel Brand joke. I don't see the appeal, and he should stay in the UK. Arthur was boring, but back then, I actually thought Liza was a real down-to-earth person from those movies, the bitch.

Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 5:59pm.

@ getserious: KUDOS and well said.

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Submitted by Picasso1 on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 5:57pm.

Get Real! Fuck stupid Hollywood whores run out of ideas they have to do remakes of every fucking movie, shit enough is enough!
And Russell Brand?, really? This guy is the biggest douchebag and Dudley Moore is up there in the heavens with his Martini Glass choking on his olive @ the moment about this.

I don't know what I hate more Russell Douchebag "I'm a Celebrity because I have a British accent" Brand or stupid fucking remakes of classic movies.

Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 5:56pm.

Wow! Why? Because he's a current no-talent bum-whacking fad with a British accent?? For shame! Dudley's shoes are HUGE to fill and this guy just doesn't do it. Think Steve Martin as the Pink Panther. These classics should just be left the hell alone!!

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Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 5:40pm.

My hate burns for this specimen. And damn Hollywood for fucking with "Arthur".

Who in the shitfuck would PAY to sexx this guy who wears LEGGINGS on his fat thighs with flip-flops and has knees that go in towards each other like a toddler with rickets or a guy who used to be 500 pounds?! WHO, I ask???

Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 5:36pm.

I'm hoping this will actually work. I love the original.

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Submitted by Rdeadline on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 5:31pm.

Hey D-listed,

Does your mom like Jennifer Garder? My mom does and that is how I know I will see this film.

Submitted by Da Truff on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 5:24pm.

This movie is a failure without a Gary Busey cameo...

Submitted by get serious on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 5:21pm.

FUCK HOLLYWOOD AND THE FUCKING STUDIO SUITS MAKING THIS ABORTION.

The stupid arrogant studio suits ran out of ideas years ago; now all they know how to do is remakes, reboots and sequels, butchering them as they go; what a bunch of fucking assholes. Here's a partial list of what's been remade recently or is in production to be remade. As you read this list of fan favorites & classics they plan to butcher to get every last penny out of, I repeat: FUCK ALL HOLLYWOOD SUITS:

Alien
American Pie
Arthur
the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
Barbarella
The Birds
Bourne (a prequel to the Bourne Trilogy, without Matt Damon)
Conan the Barbarian
Creature From The Black Lagoon
The Crow
Death Wish
Daredevil
Escape From New York
Fletch
Footloose
Fright Night
F/X
Ghostbusters
Gilligan's Island
Gremlins
Hawaii Five-O
Highlander
The Howling
Jack Ryan (a Prequel to the Tom Clancy franchise)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
The Neverending Story
National Lampoons Vacation
Overboard
Pet Semetary
Planet of the Apes
Police Academy
Porky's
Red Dawn
Robocop
Short Circuit
Spawn
Spiderman
Superman
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Thing
True Grit
The Warriors
Westworld
Yellow Submarine

And the studio idiots wonder why people go to the movies less & less these days. I hope all the studios go bankrupt; all the asshole suits will have to actually work for a living...

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