ASkars With A Face Full Of Ass
Sometimes a video comes along that just makes you want to lock the chain on your door and call in sick. This might be one of those videos. It's True Blood's Alexander Skarsgard partaking in some drunken dry ass play with his "Beyond The Pole" (I'll fucking say) co-star Rhys Thomas. It's like a frat boy party meets a Calvin Klein ad circa 1995 meets a fangerbaner's wet daydream.
ASkars exposes his Swedish nipples before trying to awaken Rhys' no-no with a faux ass much. Rhys is trying to act all giggly, but you know he got the twitches at least once.
This is obviously some marketing shit, but at least it's marketing shit that plays to all my senses. Enough of me, roll that beautiful bean footage already:
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 4:30am.
Last night our husband sat on our face and before we knew it we were trying to fit his humungously large low-hangers into our mouth!
(P.S. they were just too large)
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Mrs PC you kill me, I'm a fan! I take it they didn't fit in your mouth so nothing happened.
What's your opinion on Askars?
"Papa smurf can I lick yo ass?" "Yea, lick my ass bitch!"
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Please get the fuck out ---->
Yes, I finally found a picture I can get behind.
I once had a roommate who was straight, but when he was drunk he was always getting touchy with me. I hate guys like that.
oops double post.
ummm... wtf? I know a lot of guys (well at least ones I went to college with) like to do these stupid jokes where they pretend they're gay but I have to say I've never seen it go on for quite this long.
I'll be in my bunk.
i'm good. . .
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 4:30am.
Last night our husband sat on our face and before we knew it we were trying to fit his humungously large low-hangers into our mouth!
(P.S. they were just too large)
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"Our face"? Plural possessive pronoun indicates a)multiple personality disorder b) folie de grandeur,vz. the royal "we" c) bitch is two-faced.
My vote for IT is #3. That big mouth could easily hold an entire boy scout troup's testicles,and probably has.
Ciao,finochio!
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Last night our husband sat on our face and before we knew it we were trying to fit his humungously large low-hangers into our mouth!
(P.S. they were just too large)
By looking at this video, it is definitely not outside the realm of possibility that he is rimming male nether-regions in totality.
Team ASSkars!
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Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 3:32am.
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HAHAHA!! Excellent!
See, this is what happens when I have too much time on my hands and a full box of wine. :)
The troll known as Mrs. Pat Campbell
Went on the D List to ramble
His comments were lewd
And terribly rude
He was banned without further preamble
IT has limp wrists, limp ankles,and a unit so limp he mainlines Viagra.
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During sex,one has a man's undivided attention
Stella Tanner
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 3:30am.
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 3:03am.
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HAKUNA MATATA!! It's our motto. :)
Edit: Wait, yours is better.
OK. *deep breath*
There was a size queen on the D,
Who protested about the vagine
When asked, "What's the matter?"
She replied with a grin,
"I abhor that dirty fritatta."
AWESOME!!!
Seems like you're in charge of the shop while everybody else is asleep. I'm going to bed. Good luck IG! :)
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 3:03am.
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HAKUNA MATATA!! It's our motto. :)
Edit: Wait, yours is better.
OK. *deep breath*
There was a size queen on the D,
Who protested about the vagine
When asked, "What's the matter?"
She replied with a grin,
"I abhor that dirty fritatta."
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 2:55am.
You say preamble, I say labia. Now, f I could only find something that rhymes with vagina dentata. Hmmm....
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Frittata!
Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 2:49am.
Glad you find it golden,I meant it as a description. IT probably likes Mrs. Patrick Campbell's wit but not her gender. Shall we use her maiden name from now on?
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LOL yeah! :)
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 2:23am.
Okay IG,
amble, preamble, gamble, scramble, shamble, tramble
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You say preamble, I say labia. Now, f I could only find something that rhymes with vagina dentata. Hmmm....
ubmitted by salacious on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 1:23am.
Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 1:03am.
I find it odd that the misogynistic troll uses Mrs. Patrick Campbell as a screen name. The allusion to one of her most famous retorts is obvious*,but why does it use the name of an Edwardian actress if it despises females so much?
Why not Truman Capote or Tennessee Williams?
*Upon returning from her honeymoon,she was asked what her new husband was like.She responded 'Six feet four and everything in proportion."
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LOL I don't know if it's the proper term but this "character study" is getting funnier by the minute. "Misogynistic troll" is golden.
She always refers to her in third person.
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Glad you find it golden,I meant it as a description. IT probably likes Mrs. Patrick Campbell's wit but not her gender. Shall we use her maiden name from now on?
During sex,one has a man's undivided attention.
Beatrice Stella Tanner
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 2:06am.
Haha, hi Sal. It's not easy finding something to rhyme with stinkfish. :)
angle, arm wrestle?
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Okay IG,
amble, preamble, gamble, scramble, shamble, tramble
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 2:11am.
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Scramble, amble, gambol?
Mrs. Campbell went to town,
Riding on a (fill in the blank)
Stuck a feather in her ass and called it... um, something creepy.
Fun!
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 2:06am.
@ig: En garde!
Mrs. PC is mine! How dare you try to take himher from me?!
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Angel, don't worry, you'll get shim back if you have a set of low-hanging balls.
Submitted by OVO-606 on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 2:09am.
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:)
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 2:06am.
Haha, hi Sal. It's not easy finding something to rhyme with stinkfish. :)
angle, arm wrestle?
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Ok, just as long as you don't know any more rhymes for Campbell. That's no fair!
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
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Submitted by salacious on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 2:03am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 1:51am.
There once was a Mrs. named Campbell,
Who was known for "her" tinymeat ramble
She hated the fish,
And her fondest wish
Was to fondle some low-hanging bramble.
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Hi IG, that was brilliant too! Fuck, everybody's on a roll today.
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Agreed!! Brilliant *and* funny!
Haha, hi Sal. It's not easy finding something to rhyme with stinkfish. :)
angle, arm wrestle?
@ig: En garde!
Mrs. PC is mine! How dare you try to take himher from me?!
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 1:51am.
There once was a Mrs. named Campbell,
Who was known for "her" tinymeat ramble
She hated the fish,
And her fondest wish
Was to fondle some low-hanging bramble.
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Hi IG, that was brilliant too! Fuck, everybody's on a roll today.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 1:51am.
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I also have the feeling that this thread is going to come back and bite us in the arse eventually. It'll be worth it though. I needed the laughs.
Mark your calendars for the Dlisted reunion some time in 2012.
Have a good night CSG!
:)
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"I want to give you a hand job with my mouth" - Korean Abdul-Jabbar.
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 1:46am.
Night. I feel I just watched myself through someone else's life! hehehe! mmmmmmmuah....pass me the pillow.
Coma Banana Caca!
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Good nite then! May you dream of banana caca.
There once was a Mrs. named Campbell,
Who was known for "her" tinymeat ramble
She hated the fish,
And her fondest wish
Was to fondle some low-hanging bramble.
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 1:43am.
CSG, hopefully you'll have your chance at the Dlisted reunion
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I swear if there's ever a dlisted reunion the first thing I'm going to do is motorboat the heck out of Mrs. Patrick Campbell!
Have a great night everyone, and thanks for the laughs (why do I have the feeling that we're all going to pay for this thread at some point in the future?) LOL
Sweet dreams everyone, will talk to you soon!
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 1:41am.
I was in Chepe mmmkay. just got back like 30 mins ago. needed to go out and...ummm "socialize" with humans....practically left me like this video
Coma Banana Caca!
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Chiri, I think I know what you mean about "socializing".
Hey do you know Mrs. Patrick Campbell?
Night. I feel I just watched myself through someone else's life! hehehe! mmmmmmmuah....pass me the pillow.
Coma Banana Caca!
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Submitted by Aspasia on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 1:32am.
LOL @ angel_i's ode to "the fish".
Want to thank you all for a fun, and interesting, nite! It's never boring on the d. ;-)
Stinkfish and tiny meat for all, nite!
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Night Aspasia!
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 1:33am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 1:30am.
@A.tcow&salacious:
It is simply writ on my heart for the illustrious Mrs. Patrick Campbell...my one true love! I do try to throw some fish at HIM each day, if I'm able:)
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CSG, hopefully you'll have your chance at the Dlisted reunion.
I was in Chepe mmmkay. just got back like 30 mins ago. needed to go out and...ummm "socialize" with humans....practically left me like this video
Coma Banana Caca!
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Submitted by salacious on Fri, 07/09/2010 - *projectile vomits at the thought of Mr. Patrick Campbell *
Yeah well thanks for that CSG! It hasn't lost its effect, still to this day.
And some memory you have. Repeat that at the Dlisted reunion. I'll be careful with what I say from now on. ;)
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Hee, hee, the classics are never forgotten! Statements like "Ask not what your country can do for you..."; "We have nothing to fear but fear itself...", and Mrs PC's assertion that "Our husband's latino low-hangers are a sight to behold..."
*wipes tear from corner of eye...sniff, pure poetry*
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 1:30am.
wth!
Coma Banana Caca!
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Chiri you should be in bed! It's almost 1 AM here.
Submitted by Aspasia on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 1:32am.
Stinkfish and tiny meat for all, nite!
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LOL! Nite!
and yeah@csg: That Mrs. PC is one UPtight drag queen. Pretty sure. Maybe s.he don't got that 0% body fat thing going on anymore;p
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
wait wait...this is some fuckaroo I would do...ummm hmmm
Coma Banana Caca!
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I will now stay on Dlisted to
know Mrs. Patrick Campbell
Submitted by Aspasia on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 1:32am.
Have a good one. Keep posting!
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 1:30am.
@A.tcow&salacious:
It is simply writ on my heart for the illustrious Mrs. Patrick Campbell...my one true love! I do try to throw some fish at HIM each day, if I'm able:)
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I knew she was a he!
LOL @ angel_i's ode to "the fish".
Want to thank you all for a fun, and interesting, nite! It's never boring on the d. ;-)
Stinkfish and tiny meat for all, nite!
wth!
Coma Banana Caca!
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@A.tcow&salacious:
It is simply writ on my heart for the illustrious Mrs. Patrick Campbell...my one true love! I do try to throw some fish at HIM each day, if I'm able:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ