Friday, July 9th 2010
.....The Fuck?
When Lindsay Lohan was scribbling notes in court like a homeless junkie furiously writing his conspiracy theories on the back of a discarded pizza box with a broken BIC he found under a subway seat, I figured she was just making a list of all the ways she'd love to slowly torture Judge Marsha. BUT eff me in the mouth with a SCRAM, because I was wrong. Yahoo's OMG posted a hi-res image of LiLo's detailed notes, and that shit is almost meticulously pristine!
Bitch should totally get a job writing ransom notes, because her penmanship is legible yet it still gives you a fresh creepy feeling inside. Adderall should really use this as a selling point.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 07/10/2010 - 12:53am.
These look like lawyer's notes to me. Written in third person, organized as to verify and address later. We've all seen Lohan's Twitters, there is no chance in hell she could write something as consistent and coherent as this.
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MickeyHolland - I agree with you. Lilo didn't write these notes. If she did though, I agree with others that it is creepy how the third person would be used by her. Kind of reminds me of Raul's "write in third person day" earlier this year.
I've read a few of your comments on Linsday recently and I think we see things in a similar light regarding her.
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So organized...
I don't believe that she wrote this. Likely her attorney or a clerk from her attorney's office. That would explain both the use of third person and the neat penmanship.
Im more concerned she refers herself in the third person
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These look like lawyer's notes to me. Written in third person, organized as to verify and address later. We've all seen Lohan's Twitters, there is no chance in hell she could write something as consistent and coherent as this.
Well, I thought these notes look a lot like serial killer scribblings.. there is something not right about them.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 10:09pm.
Sample of Lindsay's handwriting...vastly different from her "notes".
http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_documents/0602_lohan_letter.pdf
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I see a lot of similarity achally.
THIS writing is achally harried. The way the other should be. But she really WAS just doodling in class, dontcha know?
It's both "cute" - immature looking.
And it's both, like, TOO straight.
And I'ma be honest with you. I just worked with a girl who is dumb as a box of rox but I LOVED her cuz her handwriting was so perfect. I got her to write everything for me. That's the bonus of her being kinda dumb too - she loved doing stoopit stuff I can't be bothered with.
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"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Attention legal experts on-site, handwriting is script and is of course in upper and lower case. She is printing and after childhood who cares about printing. I chose to learn to write, print rather, with my left hand due to injury to my right shoulder. I use a graph pad and after two years it no longer looks like a crazy person's writing. But my lefty script handwriting is still awful so for now I am printing in CAPS because it is easy to reread. Actually, as a writer, I love how it allows me to tap my right brain hemisphere and filters my ideas.
As for little miss druggie I would agree this looks like pharma-meth inspired obsessive-compulsive workmanship. The diagonal is such an original touch.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 10:09pm.
Sample of Lindsay's handwriting...vastly different from her "notes".
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Maybe it's one of her other personalities? It's pretty much the only thing she hasn't claimed yet.
Sample of Lindsay's handwriting...vastly different from her "notes".
http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_documents/0602_lohan_letter.pdf
Submitted by get serious on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 7:26pm.
These rambling babbling writings remind me of an obsessive compulsive who feels they must write everything down in a straight line, no breaks, every thought in her head. She's already an alcoholic, a drug addict, a compulsive thief, a habitual liar; I think we can add obsessive compulsive to that list. Which means she's even more severely fucked in the head than everyone originally suspected...
Adds to list, she should be on hoarders, she's a compulsive shopper.
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I mentioned this the other day. That's some fancy note taking. I myself can print very beautifully but if I were in court writing down things I think I'd write more chicken-scratchy simply from being nervous. Is she ALWAYS this neat I wonder cause this has me fascinated!
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Gee, she has nice penmanship. Well, that's one thing she has going for her. Hey, gotta start somewhere. She also walks erect. Wow, that's two things! Things are starting to look up, Lilo!!!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Lovely printing, but why is homegirl attending benefit events when she's supposed to be attending classes in order to keep out of jail? Her life is just one big excuse.
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i am totally admiring her penmanship. my writing is soooo bad even when i write slowing and stick my tongue out (that apparently is the sign of great concentration according to hollywood movies) hense i use the comp for virtually everything.
These rambling babbling writings remind me of an obsessive compulsive who feels they must write everything down in a straight line, no breaks, every thought in her head. She's already an alcoholic, a drug addict, a compulsive thief, a habitual liar; I think we can add obsessive compulsive to that list. Which means she's even more severely fucked in the head than everyone originally suspected...
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Nice penmanship.
Oh wow! There's nothing frantic or hurried about her writing. That indicates that she must not have given a damn or thought that this wasn't going to amount to anything more than a slap on the wrist...
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Submitted by nebajnim on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 3:27pm.
I am a criminal attorney and I tell people to write down things that are important, or questions that they think I might want to ask.
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I am a criminal defense attorney. My client scrawl all over the page because they are in a hurry to get the info to me while witness is testifying. Never have I seen such unhurried neatness during a hearing.
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O - that's funny. MK just posted this in the crumbs. I win. It's art. Well, you know what I mean...
http://popbytes.com/archive/2010/07/lindsay_lohan_is_gonna_be_a_prison_a...
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
What I got from this pad is that the bitch's equilibrium's off because she can't write ON the lines so she writes on the slant, she's too lazy to invest time to write in lower and upper case, and last but not least, the dribbles she is writing about is stupid.
Why is she worried about TMZ being there? They're ALWAYS there for her dumb ass life!
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Got to give it to her, nice handwriting.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
Oh yeah: Perfect handwriting means upper and lower case letters. All caps is just as annoying to me written out as it is on the computer.
I am a criminal attorney and I tell people to write down things that are important, or questions that they think I might want to ask.
This looks like the ramblings of a lunatic to me. If my client handed me some jiberish like this I would say: "What is this?" and hand it right back.
Seriously: I am reading this and am convinced that this girl is on the good stuff. They gave her extra time to do Alcohol Classes. All you have to do is show up. If you aren't on drugs it is usually not something that takes 3 1/2 years.
I notice the fact that her notes don't really equal to shit. Sure she made it look like she can write neatly. But she refuses to use the lines, (never follows rules) she has no clue what she is writing about, (everything in life is appearance, not substance). And this whole court case means very little to her because she gives it a tiny corner of the paper. (She could of used the whole piece of paper).
That's what I got from this bullshit.
Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 2:00pm.
Nice analysis... sounds good to me! It is kinda all over, isn't it? More like busy work. She still doesn't have a clue though...
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My favourite note is:
(FACE TO FACE > BUT THE D.A. DOESN'T HAVE IT/ BUT SHAWN DOES!)
(sorry I don't know how to make underline but the point is) that sure is a LOT of decoration for a pretty useless note. Basically, the note says that her lawyer's got it covered;p
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
This scare me more than the "it" movie when I was 8 yo... her writting is soooooo good, houston we need a graphologist.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 2:00pm.
Nice analysis... sounds good to me! It is kinda all over, isn't it? More like busy work. She still doesn't have a clue though...
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
People have been doing some handwriting analysis on this...I've got some of my own:
How I know those notes are not things she's actually thinking about:
Red Pen.
Diagonal.
Caps Lock.
Boxes, underlines, symbols galore
but with no discernible patterns of thought.
She's collecting info and making it look pretty but the point of making it look pretty is actually to group ideas - these ideas are scattered and include gossip....did her father say "Those are her so-called friends"? I think so. That's where it starts, so she decided to look busy and smart.
And she embarked on this little art project.
I have to be honest - this is the first thing that ever gave me an idea that the girl might, actually, be some kinda artist. Besides a bullshit artist, I mean.
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Looks like her CAPS LOCK key is rockin' hard core, kinda like Gayfish. Two failed narcissists and their CAPS LOCK keys...
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Even crazy addict bitches have better handwriting than me :-/
I get the feeling that she thinks the world is out to get her. I do feel sorry for her at times, between her crazy family and the media's constant negative attention. I can almost see why she would think that way. But then there's that narcissistic side to her that makes me not shed a tear for her.
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Submitted by Norwaygirl on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 1:11pm.
i think you may have just answered your own question...lol
I like her handwriting
Why is it written with children's letters? Grown ups don't use those letters when we write.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 11:38am.
Submitted by i_heart_jack on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 11:33am.
I'm on board with that being the lawyer's notes. How could a cracked-out drunk be so meticulous about the dates things happened? LiLo couldn't possibly have remembered all of that.
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Blohan was taking the notes AS the DUI class lady was answering questions. As dates and times were asked and answers were givien, Blohan was writing them down, while asking her lawyer questions.
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Yeah I said that already too - she was copying - like a kid in class. She wanted to look busy, I'm sure. Cuz why take notes? She's doing her lawyer's job for her now? Ha!
and LOL@All this:
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 11:07am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/09/2010 - There was a brief moment (yes, I'm watching this like my life depends on it for some reason) when Lindsay hid her face - not at sentencing but sometime before - she was getting frustrated and angry and she put the notebook up to her face. That's when someone got it...
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She wasn't frustrated and angry. She was sniffing the magic marker fumes. trust.
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Cuz yeah - now maybe I'm thinking she put those notes up to force a mistrial.
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:53pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:38pm.
I'm a lawyer and i can tell you that IS a lawyers handwriting! Case closed!
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Truth Time, ElB. 'Fess up: Are you really a lawyer?
NO! Alright? Satisfied? Happy? *sobs*
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Dayum. I was hoping we could talk dirty legalese to each other. Another dream shattered.
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Happy 50th Birthday, To Kill A Mockingbird.
Born/Published July 11, 1960.
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I have better handwriting than this broad.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:38pm.
I'm a lawyer and i can tell you that IS a lawyers handwriting! Case closed!
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Truth Time, ElB. 'Fess up: Are you really a lawyer?
NO! Alright? Satisfied? Happy? *sobs*
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:38pm.
I'm a lawyer and i can tell you that IS a lawyers handwriting! Case closed!
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Truth Time, ElB. 'Fess up: Are you really a lawyer?
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:38pm.
I'm a lawyer and i can tell you that IS a lawyers handwriting! Case closed!
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Truth Time, ElB. 'Fess up: Are you really a lawyer?
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Happy 50th Birthday, To Kill A Mockingbird.
Born/Published July 11, 1960.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:43pm.
LIAR ELB
YOU ARE A BARRISTER OR a SOLICITER, PERHAPS? :p AND DO YOU WEAR THE WIG!?!??!
COURSE I WEAR A WIG! A curly ginger one! WHAT?
LIAR ELB
YOU ARE A BARRISTER OR a SOLICITER, PERHAPS? :p AND DO YOU WEAR THE WIG!?!??!
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I'm a lawyer and i can tell you that IS a lawyers handwriting! Case closed!