PAUL THE OCTOPUS IS THE TRUE RULER OF EVERYTHING!
Sylvia Browne, Miss Cleo and Walter Mercado will all be seen at the back of the unemployment line tomorrow morning, because they know that their services are no longer needed now that Paul the Psychic Octopus has proven that he is our true prolific prophet. Paul correctly predicted the outcome of 8 out of 8 World Cup games! Octo for octo!
As Pulpo Paul predicted on Friday, Spain beat the Netherlands by one point at World Cup today and they are now the proud recipients of a giant golden butt plug. Tommy Girl wants Spain to know that he can break that giant butt plug trophy in if they need him to. SANTO XENU! Or should I say, SANTO PAULO!
Spain's first order of duty as the new champions of the ball should be to gather around Paul's tank in Germany and protect him to their dying day. Paul better not end up on a Red Lobster lunch menu in Berlin or some shit. Paul better get his own psychic hotline as well as his own show on Telemundo.
The best part is that Paul just cockblocked a bunch of Twitter dudes from getting blown by Bibi Eden. Maybe if Paul is feeling charitable and generous, he'll send over some his sexier octopus girls to give those dudes a tentaclejob.
All bow down to our new eight-legged world leader! Viva Paul (he would taste delicious with a little lemon and some olive oil....)!
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Paul for hot slut of the year!
Spain, the world champions, richly deserve their party and the crown they will wear for the next four years. Many complained that at this World Cup they were not nearly as beautiful to watch as when they won Euro 2008. But who cares — over this last month they were unquestionably amazing to watch.
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Submitted by Soultonic on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 9:42am.
Say what you want, but you know Spain played more honorably then Holland. Holland got the most yellow cards and one of their players got red carded and kicked out the game.
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That's because the ref Webb was dishing them out completely unfairly. Spanish dude tackles Dutch dude on his way to the goal. Who gets yellow card? Why Dutch dude of course!! That's what caused them to lose their game.
Paul is the HSOFTY
aww! he looks so cute and cuddly!
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Good for Paul! Some of these crazy soccer fans that were sending him death threats seriously need to take a valium and get a life. It's only a game for Christ's sake.
Submitted by scisan60 on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 9:31am.
I loved me some Sylvia Browne until she predicted that boy was DEAD and he WALKED in the following week...What a hack!
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I remember that case... the boy helped to rescue another boy who was kidnapped. And it came out that Browne said the boy was dead, but he wasn't.
I stopped believing here when she kept dealing with that hack, Montel Williams, after he was cheating on the wife and all the BS he was doing. She should have cut him loose a long time.
But back in the day, I hung on her every word.
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
Say what you want, but you know Spain played more honorably then Holland. Holland got the most yellow cards and one of their players got red carded and kicked out the game. Spain FTW.
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Spain is a bunch of diving idiots. I'm gonna fall down and cry cause i kicked someone and I'll hold my shin even though I have shinguards. ANNOYING
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
I saw the game yesterday and I'm really glad Spain won. Holland actually played a dirty game. One of the Dutch players actually kicked a Spaniard in the chest. The Dutch kept getting penalties cause they kept playing dirty.
Congrats to Spain! Well deserved.
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I loved me some Sylvia Browne until she predicted that boy was DEAD and he WALKED in the following week...What a hack!
congrats Spain. well deserved. but Team Italy will be back in 2014!!
That is one tasty looking calamari.
Sounds like Hot Slut of the Year potential to me!
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sun, 07/11/2010 - 7:18pm. Hats off to Paul. I would like to hire him for my next party.
He'd be great at serving drinks; eight at a time!
yay spain and yay to paul, the hottest octopussy ever....
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conscience off...dick on...
Is it just me or were all the players on Spanish team really hot!!??!!
Seriously, I've never seen an entire team this hot!!!
Congratulations Spain!
Even with his balls face, he's a cutie. lmao, I hadn't noticed.
Lol...
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Smug, conceited octopus with all of it's arms!!
It almost makes me want a clairvoyant cephalopod of my very own.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Does anyone else think this guy's face kinda looks like balls? (I'm talking about the octopussy in this picture.)
The Spanish team made history today, making their first World Cup final, then winning it, and the cherry on top
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ick...those things freak me out. gross
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octupi never lie,,some real ass muthfuckas
Congrats to Spain and to Paul! Hate to think what may have happened to him if he predicted wrong.
I don't want to eat Paul but I do have this weird desire to throw him against a wall to see if he sticks then walks down the wall, arm over arm.
oh so we ae all spanish now
Octo for Octo .. you are a master linguist MK. It reminds me of a joke my daughter told me when she was young. "What did the mother octopus say to her little octopuses? Hold on, I've only got eight arms."
can we get Paul to do an over/under on the demise of dlisted trolls, and when tommygirl will finally come out?
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Daniel Craig looks like he'd angry sex you into a coma!--astute observation by ISprainedMyUvula
Viva espana! We made (octopus free) Paella in honor of a great team winning the cup. Octopii are unbearably cute. From top to bottom, there are some hot ass sluts on the Spanish national team. From top to bottom, no sport has hotter players than football.
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Daniel Craig looks like he'd angry sex you into a coma!--astute observation by ISprainedMyUvula
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sun, 07/11/2010 - 10:47pm.
How can we get him to pick the date of Lohan s demise?
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He needs an "OD soon" box or an "OD after 2012" to kick off the pool, and then we can start to narrow it down.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
All I remember of my 3 and 1/2 years of high school Spanish is watching "Destinos" the 'educational' TV show because my Spanish teacher was always hungover and pissed off...I took a year of German in college as well...Go PAUL !
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
I heart Paul!!! Eat your heart out Walter Mercado indeed, this is the new hot bitch psychic who will take over the Spanish media with his predictions.
Viva Paul el Pulpo!!!
PAUL? Oh, I know him by his American name, Larry King's Nut Sack..
i want to kidnap that little fucker.
kokokitten, spanish women are too beautiful; i can't risk the competition for the multi-suckered pleasure machine that is paul.
no, free tilly and paul together, that's what i say. they can offer each other companionship and moral support. of course, what i don't know about orcas would fill a million tomes, but i feel completely confident that tiller the killer would keep my paul safe as a new born in its mother's tentacles.
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free tilly! free paul!
Submitted by kittymuffin on Sun, 07/11/2010 - 9:40pm.
Maybe ice cold shrimp arranged around a martini glass with ketchup
who eats shrimp with ketchup.
oh the same people who watch soccer and let a octopus predict a win
I love how he can smack a bitch 8 times simultaneously. Call me now for your free reading!
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"Regular people pay for birthday cakes, you idiotic pig with the self-entitlement of a billion Kanyes." -MK
Maybe ice cold shrimp arranged around a martini glass with ketchup
who eats shrimp with ketchup.
I've read on the Internet (so who knows how reliable) that people in the Netherlands are BBQ'ing squid/octopus on national news...SEND PAUL TO SPAIN where he can live out his days like a king. And as much as I am an animal lover/bitch/vegetarian I think Paul would not do too well in the wild having never lived there.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
sic'em, ubf.
Every evening at the same time, these fucking spammers power-vomit all over every damn thread in here. There gotta be something you can do about it, if you can actually TIME the motherfuckers.
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
I really don't give a rat's ass about footie (aka soccer), it's like watching paint dry (oil paint, dammit!). But I think I'm in love with Paul, as much as a human can be in love with an octopus. Watching him head for his mussel of choice tells me that he know what he wants, and he's going for it!
"Submitted by TequilaTax on Sun, 07/11/2010 - 8:42pm.
Humans can be a weird lot. As if the octopuss was responsible for who was gonna win the world cup."
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I know, what a bunch of freaks!
TEAM ASYLUM!!
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i-love-jack, "peta wants paul released..."
this is kinda off the topic, i-l-j, but did you hear that peta decided to sue sea world after the trainer was killed by tillikum? i should google it to see what happened with that law suit.
peta mightn't like whales being captive, but ol' tilly has been enslaved for 50-lem yrs. if he were released, i doubt he'd survive.
free willy.
the future mr. sweet disposition would, no doubt, do just fine 'cuz he's psychic and stuff.
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Of course octopi are psychic. They LOOK psychic. Duh!
Last thing i heard about Knut was that he is depressed and does all kinds of weird psycho shit. They think he s kinda "special" due to inbreeding.
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
yeah for soccer and the ugly ass PAUL THE OCTOPUS
pfft! soccer sucks
I hear Knut is sooooo jelly. There's gonna be a helluva polar bear on octopus slap fight in Germany real soon.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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