Monday, July 12th 2010
Billy Ray, Is That You?
I see Colin Farrell's comb over and raise you a Gerard Butler's mullet. I really can't wait for the pictures of Hugh Jackman with a Jheri curl. Or Jon Hamm with a rattail.
Anyways, here's Gerard Butler with a pair of clip-on bangs hanging to the back of his head while strolling around the Michigan set of the movie Machine Gun Preacher.
The sight of Gerard Butler usually only makes the rate monitor in my private areas jump a few times, but the mullet makes me see him in a whole new light. Cyrus-ized Gerard looks like the type who will disinfect the open sores on his peen with a few splashes of Natty Ice before bending you over the back of an El Camino. Actually now that I think about it, Gerard always looks like that type.
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Any idea where in Michigan?
Yeah, I'd hit it. At least twice.
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"No they couldn't. Gerard gets the amount of ass that he does simply because he's a famous actor."
Mmm. Debatable. He's incredibly sweet goofy and charming in interviews. I'm sure he could charm the shorts off most of us.
"Sorry, but I fail to see the appeal.
So would one of you sluts please do me a favor and tell me why women swoon over this?"
Much like David Tennant, it's not how he looks but what he does with it. He's much more...swoon worthy in action. Ever see Timeline? or Reign of Fire? Both shite movies but his characters are so fun and sexy.
Appearance does not equal attractiveness.
I would only hit it from behind. his dick probably looks like a burnt hot dog...all black and flakey.
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If he can look so average by letting himself go think of the reverse. Makes me think of the potential of guys who normally look like this have. If they cleaned up a bit, went to the gym, and had a little bit of the Hollywood razzle dazzle they could look the way Gerard normally looks and get the same amount of girls he gets.
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No they couldn't. Gerard gets the amount of ass that he does simply because he's a famous actor. Your average citizen will see about a quarter of that...in his lifetime! Regular Joe's have to work harder, be smarter and funnier, sacrifice a goat to the God of Fuck and hope for the best.
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If he can look so average by letting himself go think of the reverse. Makes me think of the potential of guys who normally look like this have. If they cleaned up a bit, went to the gym, and had a little bit of the Hollywood razzle dazzle they could look the way Gerard normally looks and get the same amount of girls he gets.
That is one puffy bastard.
Submitted by LCFitz on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 1:40pm.
I saw him in a TV series that was airing on the CBC back in 2001 - some BBC hand-me-down, I think - and despite having gotten meatier with age I still think he's hot.
I honestly can't explain exactly what it is about him that gets me tingly. *shrug* Of course, I also think Stellan Skarsgard is wa~ay hotter than his son, so perhaps I'm just crazy.
agreed. StelSkars is hot...in a professor-ly sort of way
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 1:03pm.
I have seen the movie that is his claim to fame, and aside from that obvious steroid spectacle (and it WAS) of '300', every other movie I've seen him in he has been fighting the pudge, or they have him in plaid to cover up his three month pregnancy
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OMG! Three month pregnancy! bwahahahahahahahaha!
(Never thought he was all that hot to begin with even in the movie 300)
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
I saw him in a TV series that was airing on the CBC back in 2001 - some BBC hand-me-down, I think - and despite having gotten meatier with age I still think he's hot.
I honestly can't explain exactly what it is about him that gets me tingly. *shrug* Of course, I also think Stellan Skarsgard is wa~ay hotter than his son, so perhaps I'm just crazy.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 1:21pm.
Ewww...
Gerard is a big ol bowl of skanky-douche soup.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
Breakdown, lol, is it Russel Crowe? Shoooot! I get them mixed up, I guess!
Looks like he would fit in with the HOGs I saw last week during Bike Night at the county fair.
I fucking hate Harley attire.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 1:19pm.
AHAHAHA! In my defense, I haven't been laid in 2+ years, so I'm pretty much desperate right now.
holy shit, I was just going to post a comment regarding Billy Ray when I had to do a triple check and realized it was GB. *phew*
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Ewww...
Gerard is a big ol bowl of skanky-douche soup.
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Submitted by Few Words on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 12:50pm.
HEY ASSHOLE YOURE
ABOUT 20 FKING YEARS LATE
TO FRONT FOR
VILLAGE PEOPLE
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bawahahahahahahahahahahah!!! god, I hate this guy!~
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
@fuzzyslippers: it was never there
@KD: Put the pipe down. That was Russell Crowe in 'Gladiator'
I know it is easy to confuse those with accents and gut issues
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The only role that would improve Butler's looks:
http://www.janniefunster.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/cousin-itt.jpg
Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 12:34pm.
Sorry, but I fail to see the appeal.
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Breaky, I think all the women who swoon over Russel Crow still see him as fabulous ripped Maximus in "Gladiator".
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True!
Ugh god, where did the hot go?
It's obviously his Scottish accent, right? But there's plenty of hotter Scots out there. My apologies, Gerry.
Breakdown, I think Gladiator was his claim to fame years before 300. Similar concept, but I don't think he was as built for it.
he was HOT in "RockNRolla" - dirty but hot - but at this point he's just dirty. more "sweaty fat" than "dirty hot".
until the sequel to "RockNRolla" i'm through with him.
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Yup, that is pretty much what most Michigan bikers look like. Except all the hair gel.
I have seen the movie that is his claim to fame, and aside from that obvious steroid spectacle (and it WAS) of '300', every other movie I've seen him in he has been fighting the pudge, or they have him in plaid to cover up his three month pregnancy.
He's basically Russell Crowe's stunt double.
And we all know how that ends up.
Bloated and fighting the calories!!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 12:34pm.
Sorry, but I fail to see the appeal.
So would one of you sluts please do me a favor and tell me why women swoon over this?
Cuz I am seriously about to place him in that Colin Farrell Overrated Beyond Rationale category.
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Breaky, I think all the women who swoon over Russel Crow still see him as fabulous ripped Maximus in "Gladiator".
HEY ASSHOLE YOURE
ABOUT 20 FKING YEARS LATE
TO FRONT FOR
VILLAGE PEOPLE
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"MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken"
- Louis Black
Gerald Butler looks like a typical dude at a bar who watch you let lose and then tells you a story of his life backwards and maybe then invites you a local Motor Inn
If you decline he politely says its a joke and invites you to Dane Cook's show in AC that he got tix for free from his other desperate friend who is doing a late shift as limo driver at your local airport
He is THAT type of guy or a type of guy who works moving trucks and marries his stripper friend cuz she accidentally got prego
So now she works Costco 9to5 and has a really bad fried perm and extra two pounds on her saddle bags
Her kid eats bologna sammich like its luxury
He just looks dirty like that to me... But Ill still let him doggy me wearing a plaid skirt
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Are we sure that's not a lacefront?
please tell me that is for a movie.
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Do you really want to hurt me?
Do you really want to make me cry?
i don't get the appeal from the pap pics but he was really good in Law Abiding Citizen (thanks TV)
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He could use some Crest White strips.
He looks like my dad if my dad were about 75lbs thinner and had more hair.
*jerks off in yer face*
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Would hit it while "Achy Breaky Heart" is playing in the background on constant repeat.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Maybe he's better looking in person, but I would not hit it.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Breaky, I was having this debate last week over lunch w/a girl-friend. She said, "he's just the typical hot guy. Not perfect, yano?"
To which I replied, "well, so are the trash men but I don't see you chasing down that truck."
I don't get it either???
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 12:34pm.
I agree, he's undeniably FUG and overrated. Maybe some women like his accent or his aire of not-giving-a-fuck?? *shrug*
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 12:34pm.
Sorry, but I fail to see the appeal.
So would one of you sluts please do me a favor and tell me why women swoon over this?
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Right? I keep figuring there's some movie I didn't see where he was younger and said all the right things...cuz he's just a hairy, doughy bore to me, really.
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Douchechill!
I don't get the appeal of this fella, especially not now after the LA makeover.
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Sorry, but I fail to see the appeal.
So would one of you sluts please do me a favor and tell me why women swoon over this?
Cuz I am seriously about to place him in that Colin Farrell Overrated Beyond Rationale category.
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This bloated bozo with yellow teeth always looks like he needs a shower and is about to burp and fart.....
Looks like he belongs in the "werewolf" club on a True Blood episode with those Poison hairdo whorz.
*ponders the disinfectant qualities of Natty Ice*
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shit's hot, I'm ok with this
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.