Goodbye, Billy Goat Brad
Billy Goat Brad laid down in the field behind his barn and let all of his best goat friends chew the minge off of his face before bidding them adieu for now! All of his goat friends wept a single tear as they watched him skip away knowing that they probably won't ever chew a tin can or kick a fence with him again. They all baaaaaaah-ed in sadness.
Brad Pitt no longer looks like a dirty highway drifter who could come up with four full course meals just by shaking his beard out. Brad Pitt now looks like a dirty highway drifter who just shaved in a gas station bathroom using a kitchen knife and hand soap. Jokes.
Brad apparently gave his face a Brazilian wax for his new movie Moneyball. Here's a few shots of him shooting that shit Downtown Los Angeles this afternoon.
You know a special kind of Brangeloonie is diving into Brad's dumpster right now to find whatever is left of his beard. Bitch is totally going to super glue that shit to her pubic area.
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His lower jaw looks strange-- like it was pushed forward. His daughter Vivienne's head is shaped just like his. In fact, I think she looks like him more than any of the other bio kids.
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I hadn't thought about the surgery possibility when he had the beard but looking at him now, it seems very possible. He looks so baby smooth and taut. No wrinkles. No acne pit scars. His skin looks a bit perfect and it wasn't perfect before the beard.
Beard or no beard, I bet he still smells bad.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
We (Heart!) angel_i
*sigh* welcome back Sweetheart ....
I never told anybody this but, true story...i onced dreamt that i had sex with Brad and that it sucked!
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BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Sting grew that crazy beard after alleged surgery...agree with others on that coverup.
And also thinking it's about time Angie stepped aside and let Brad work for a change.
Submitted by joanne on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:21am.
Pitt reminds me of someone here (not Redford) and I can't place it. Something is different.
Maybe a mix of Benicio del Toro/redford then?
He's looking alright here...it's such a turn off thinking about his private life though.
The surgery conspiracy theory you smarties are kicking around is quite good. I wouldn't have thought of that.
Brad could have had his whole nose removed and replaced months ago for all I knew. That beard was so distracting.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by Soy on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 9:37pm.
I also don't understand people who say he's not a good actor/has no talent.
Agreed. He's really not my type to begin with, but when watching him on screen, I did feel a little attraction almost every time, and I'm guessing it has to do with his acting skills and how he gets into character. And unlike other actors (George Clooney) he doesn't always play the same part over and over again.
For example:
-Burn after reading
-the Tarantino movie
-Benjamin Button
Submitted by twosie on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 6:54am.
Michael K,
Your mockery of Brad is transparent to even the blindest of fools. You're jealous that Angelina is in love with the most beautiful man on the planet and you will end up dying bitter and alone.
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So then. You are the blindest?
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
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I know he's the subject of mockery here, but I'm just going to say it. Brad Pitt is a sexy old man when he's not "fighting the hot". Why or why does he fight it? He's so pretty, I just want to frame him and have him on display like a real life Ken Doll.
His only flaw is that he's with that boney ho. Oh Brad, why can't we be together? You need a girl who looks alive and doesn't have a vein popping out of her forehead.
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Champaign for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends
With or without the beard... Pitt is just soo bland !!!
Salt would be a success if they pitted it against Eclipse and it came in first.(yea right) What else is showing on July 24th? Probably nothing good. I wrote to nightline and asked them why they are trying to shine shit. It won't do anything but it made me feel better.
Pitt reminds me of someone here (not Redford) and I can't place it. Something is different.
Submitted by Datura on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:11am.
ahahahahahahaha!
*High 5s Datura*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Submitted by twosie on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 6:54am.
Michael K,
Your mockery of Brad is transparent to even the blindest of fools. You're jealous that Angelina is in love with the most beautiful man on the planet and you will end up dying bitter and alone.
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Wait... MK mocks people on this site? Since when?
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Michael K,
Your mockery of Brad is transparent to even the blindest of fools. You're jealous that Angelina is in love with the most beautiful man on the planet and you will end up dying bitter and alone.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 2:31am.
The new photos of homosexual tinymeat brad pitt confirm what we have long suspected: the beard(on her face, that is) was to distract attention from the HEAVY amount of cosmetic surgery the queen has had in the past year.
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It really annoys me when you say smart things.
Especially before I think them first.
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Meet Molly!: http://www.youtube.com/mollyissocoollike
The new photos of the annoying homosexual tinymeat brad pitt confirm what we have long suspected: the beard(on her face, that is) was to distract attention from the significant cosmetic surgery the queen has had in the past year. And, as we can see, the work was good...damn good.
Does anyone know who her surgeon is?
In all fairness, the dude is like, 45. Wrinkles and bags under the eyes are kind of par for the course.
ƸӜƷ You should just fucking smile and blow me! -Mel fucking Gibson.
Facial hair or not .... he still does nothing for me. The bags under his eyes remain as well as the deep wrinkles. Put a fork in him , he's been done for awhile now.
I am not into him but he looks handsome.
He looks like he did in Meet Joe Black. He is looking good, again! I laugh every time I hear him or "angie" talk about they won't marry until it's legal for all. Do these assholes not understand that shit doesn't work on them? She's been married three times and he once. Brad don't think we forgot about Jen!
It's about damn time! I would imagine looking like you don't care about your hotness would be difficult when you must comb your ZZ Top beard-age every morning to avoid it getting all matted. Kind of defeats the purpose, huh Brad?
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"Regular people pay for birthday cakes, you idiotic pig with the self-entitlement of a billion Kanyes." -MK
Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 9:30pm.
Cannot WAIT until SALT blows up in their blessed faces!!
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I would LOVE to tell you that Salt is going to bomb.
But it is not.
It is going to do very well.
Very. Well.
You know, this was the movie that Tom Cruise was supposed to do, but he dropped out to do "Knight and Day". HA!!! You think Mel has fucked up his career... Tom isn't too far behind.
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
I don't want to piss off Bradiful!! (Hi if you are out there) but, it looks like the brad may have gotten a chin-plant or jaw something???? Something looks slightly different.
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He does have that deep cleft in his chin. His hair is probably dyed.
No, he never was sexy in my book. He was a girly man in looks, at least!
He looks hot now. Damn! Ang is a freak.
These pictures are actually quite creepy. He's not even out on public ground.
I also don't understand people who say he's not a good actor/has no talent. It makes me think they haven't seen any of his movies and just read this site.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
Cannot WAIT until SALT blows up in their blessed faces!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 9:01pm.
Good thing his acting is "Lite" these days and he's still able to pull it off with his babyface doofishness.... we already know St. Angie can't act worth shit!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by ltica on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 8:15pm.
am i the only person that thinks he's had work done and the whole billygoat beard was to cover it up?
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Oh I've never doubted that he's had work done. No one looks this good in their late 40s unless they get facials, peelings and number of things for a very, very long time.
It's okay because he needs his face to make a living, acting chops have always been optional for this guy.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Never felt it with Pitt but dayum. He purdy.
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"Kirsten suspected she might be knocked up when her monthly batch of menstrual berries weren't delivered to her vagina dock. " -- Michael K.
Loons, you can take it from here. We all know he looks like a dumb shit and nothing can change that.
But since you gotta say what you gotta say..knock yourself out!!!
*swooning switched to 'on' mode again*
He be leaving the saint shortly now me thinks, or he's got a side dish.
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"Mel needs to smoke a bowl out of a bong made of Valium while getting a Valerian enema..." - MK, 7/12
...I'd add, if I may, a horse tranquilizer to Mel's throat into that bong mix...
Submitted by ltica on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 8:15pm.
am i the only person that thinks he's had work done and the whole billygoat beard was to cover it up?
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THIS is a very interesting theory....
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Submitted by super martian r... on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 8:05pm.
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 7:54pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 7:49pm.
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 6:57pm.
I hate this guy, and him shaving is not news worthy. It would be if he broke up with that skank.
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Then it would be a fucking HOLIDAY! just imagine it... loonies commiting mass suicide like Jonestown... now that's entertainment!
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Moom, I live to see that day. I'll be the the first to laugh at all those assholes at Just Jared.
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He'll never leave her. He's found his family and a woman to dominate him. Score, in his eyes.
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"Dominate" is an interesting word.... see the recent photos she took for Vanity Fair... I saw it on Celebitchy..... Domimatrix, Indeed! So, that's his kinky shit... bet that tatt says "Slippery When Wet" too!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Submitted by Roxygirl87 on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 7:59pm.
Wow, he is actually somewhat fuckable again.
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You know what? You are right, Roxy. He looks really cute in those pics. *s*
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
am i the only person that thinks he's had work done and the whole billygoat beard was to cover it up?
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME!
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 7:54pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 7:49pm.
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 6:57pm.
I hate this guy, and him shaving is not news worthy. It would be if he broke up with that skank.
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Then it would be a fucking HOLIDAY! just imagine it... loonies commiting mass suicide like Jonestown... now that's entertainment!
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Moom, I live to see that day. I'll be the the first to laugh at all those assholes at Just Jared.
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He'll never leave her. He's found his family and a woman to dominate him. Score, in his eyes.
I loved Brad and his beard but I love him clean too. Like Angelina, I love Brad in "every state."
@mharker . . . According to some people, Brad betrayed Sodenberg and refused to leave with him when the studio head refused the script last year. Brad agreed to stay with the movie and film whenever a good script was ready. Apparently, the studio head person is thrilled with this one and the movie is going forward, without Mr. Sodenberg but with Bradley. (I have no idea if this story is true but Brad is in and Sodenberg is out, so . . . )
i see some former brad pitt circa fight club hotness returning! bah-zing!
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you seem spritely.
watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
Wow, he is actually somewhat fuckable again.
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 7:54pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 7:49pm.
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 6:57pm.
ME TOO!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 7:49pm.
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 6:57pm.
I hate this guy, and him shaving is not news worthy. It would be if he broke up with that skank.
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Then it would be a fucking HOLIDAY! just imagine it... loonies commiting mass suicide like Jonestown... now that's entertainment!
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Moom, I live to see that day. I'll be the the first to laugh at all those assholes at Just Jared.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Praise Cheesus!
So, now Brad is hot again. I wonder if he's going to use the hot to lure in some young thing and ditch his current bag 'o bones?
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Submitted by chaka1 on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 7:48pm.
I wish I found him sexy. I just don't. He's like a cold bowl of corn flakes to me.
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*lapping up cold bowl of corn flakes*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
brad looks exactly like redford in that first pic from that angle and all - with my head cocked (yum!) to the side just so and one eye closed and one eye squinted in a darkened room.
yup, redford's doppleganger is a clean-shaven brad.
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dopplegang bang me boys!
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 6:57pm.
I hate this guy, and him shaving is not news worthy. It would be if he broke up with that skank.
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Then it would be a fucking HOLIDAY! just imagine it... loonies commiting mass suicide like Jonestown... now that's entertainment!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK