RPattz vs CLove
When a crazed Twitard broke into The Sun's offices and published a bullshit story about Robert Pattinson being the frontrunner to play Kurt Cobain in a Nirvana biopic, Courtney Love responded by saying that he's the wrong bitch for the role. The Daily Mirror asked RPattz about this and his sparkles turned to hot smoke. Bitch got mad and pulled out his shank (aka a Twidildo that has been whittled down by a Twitard with a vagina that don't quit).
"Sometimes these things just appear. I love Nirvana, but I love them a bit too much – I’d be embarrassed. And you see all these comments, like from Courtney Love, saying ’What the fuck! He’s totally wrong for it’, and I’m like, ’I fucking said no, you dick!’ I didn’t get offered it. For one thing, I’m too tall, and I can’t sing like him, I’m nothing like him!’ It’s ridiculous."
Is there room in the next Twilight movie for a deranged hyena woman with mange who lives under the school bleachers and attacks vampires by forcing them to read her Twitter rants? Because a Courtney Love/RPattz battle needs to be documented in HD!
But seriously, RPattz needs to show the seasoned crackie some respect! Courtney has had the sparkles for much longer than RPattz. Yes, she first got her sparkles from passing out face first into a pile of cocaine, but still!
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LOL KURT WAS COOL AND SO TALENTED BUT SAYING HE'S WAY MORE HANDSOME AND HOTTER THAN RPATZ IS LIKE COURTNEYLOVE CRAZY..
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"Is there room in the next Twilight movie for a deranged hyena woman with mange who lives under the school bleachers and attacks vampires by forcing them to read her Twitter rants?"
Nah, Twilight's not a SCARY vampire series, just a drippy fanfictiony one. Courtney might make all the tweens cry.
And yeah, he would totally take the role, especially since it would be noticeable enough to escape the Twishadow. He hasn't been asked. I'm a woman and I'D play Kurt Cobain if they gave me the chance.
As for calling her a dick, you think he doesn't know she's technically a woman? Anyway, I think he made an awesome reply.
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Submitted by PinkTransAm on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 12:23pm.
C.Love needs to be put down. It's the kind thing to do.
Geez. What's up with DListers and wishing people dead? I know this is the second time I've talked about this, but it is so fucked up.
Oh wow. After looking up this Joe Anderson, I'm amazed at how he looks almost EXACTLY like Cobain.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:25am.
All his twattle translates to the fact that he hasn't been offered the part; so, he's simply saving face.
If he were offered the part, he'd take it faster than a sixteenth note.
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Cosign. This is the part of a lifetime. NO fucking way a young actor and actress would turn the parts of Kurt and CLove down. Now if only she could find someone besides ScarJo to play her. Scar Jo is a terrible actress and I can picture her just fucking the whole thing up. I think she only resembles her with the hair and lips, but there has GOT to be some sort of ingenue they could find to play her.
I'm on team RPattz. He was polite to call her a dick. He could have called her a lot worse.
I have been gradually beginning to like Robert P (sad to admit he won me over on Oprah). Now I fucking love him! Way to call Courtney a dick. Also, Kurt was pretty short for a man. I've always heard that he was 5'7" or 5'8" tops.
Agree with TheBreakdown...
Jared Leto is perfect to play Cobain. My 2nd choice would be the good looking Hansen kid.
Pattison just scored some cool points.
I've always thought that kid from Hansen would make a good Kurt. (The one that looks like a girl, not the ugly one or the one with the stupid cornrows.) He resembles Kurt, can sing, is about the same size, and if he got the job, Courtney Love might get so mad she would drop fucking dead.
Thumbs up to RPattz for calling her a "dick".
Random thought: I've been thinking lately that Courtney Love and Mel Gibson might be a match made in heaven.
C.Love needs to be put down. It's the kind thing to do.
I hope it's not Ryan Cyclops Gosling - I will be too distracted by how close his eyes are to think about the movie.
Kurt wasn't that short. He just looked it because of his incredibly bad posture.
Also, R Pattz wishes he was good-looking enough to play Kurt. Besides the fact that you need someone with blue eyes.
I suggest James McAvoy. Supposedly Courtney wants Ryan Gosling. The movie is going to suck anyway because it will be the Courtney version of things.
Jared Leto in heels as Kurt Cobain.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:25am.
I could give a rats ass.
I could NOT! I hope this doesn't happen... then we'll be subjected to Courtney's rants through the whole fucking thing.... shit.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
I hated Nirvana so I think he's perfect for the role. I don't like this douche nozzle either. And who cares if he can't sing or play instruments, neither could Kurt Kobain. He just has to play a junkie which wouldn't be too hard for him.
Courtney Love is so out of her fucking mind that she is probably mistaking RPattz for Taylor Lautner and that is why she's saying he is wrong for the part.
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Submitted by CindyC on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:15am.
Forget Jared Leto - it needs to be Joe Anderson from Across the Universe. He can sing too.
looks perfect to me! and hotter than RPatz!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:33am.
bitch, please. I'm always fresh to death.
will.i.am needs a bath!?!?!
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Submitted by d-nice on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:05am.
jared leto as kurt cobain. end of story.
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^I agree with you 1000000000%
Courtney Love looks like the figures in Vincent Price's "House of Wax" right when that sleazy investor set fire to the place, and the mannequins started melting, except Courtney doesn't dress as well as statues in a 60s B horror movie. R-Patz looks about one cranberry vodka and Saks gift card away from full-on gay, not that that's a bad thing if he goes during a basement sale.
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I could give a rats ass.
All his twattle translates to the fact that he hasn't been offered the part; so, he's simply saving face.
If he were offered the part, he'd take it faster than a sixteenth note.
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I hate this guy. I got a bunch of girls in a nightclub once ask for a photo with me because they thought I looked like him. I'm pretty sure people should be asking for photos of him because he looks like ME.
Submitted by CindyC on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:15am.
Forget Jared Leto - it needs to be Joe Anderson from Across the Universe. He can sing too.
Yeah, he looks like a smelly addict twink as well! Good choice!
Submitted by mcnightmare on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:14am.
slow. news. day.
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He should have just said, "I am nowhere near good looking enough to play Kurt Cobain." That would have been more accurate. Cobain was a DILF, that's why he was such a big deal. If he had been less attractive, noone would have been like, "OMG! NIRVANA!" Like Steve Miller Band. They have made some of the best classic rock songs of all time, but noone has face recognition with them because their band members are boring to look at.
Forget Jared Leto - it needs to be Joe Anderson from Across the Universe. He can sing too.
http://foulbrood.tumblr.com/post/509040690/happinessisawarmgun-xhollowwo...
That CLove is a real fucking mess. She's living proof how hard it is to kill a human being. She must be part cockroach.
On LiLo can come close to being such a mess. Maybe they can go to jail and rehab together? That'd be a a great reality show!
So which is it Sparkles, you said no or you didn't get offered it?
*Studies show that depression hits losers the hardest*
slow. news. day.
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Courtney Love took that comment back...I'm not gonna go look for it but she tweeted later that she didn't know what the fuck she was talking about (the first time) and she thought RPattz would be great. *shrugs* Fucking loozers, all.
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Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:01am.
HEY BASTARDO
add
charles bronson
yul bryner
vincent price
Everyone in 'Magnificent Seven' i would add! Who do we have now? Seriously.
Mean Streets
Godfather 2
The Chase
French Connection
Apoc Now
Vanishing Point
etc etc etc
Today.
Avatar
Man falls in love with a woman x 1000
Vampires blah blah blah
CGI Gunfest x 1000
SICK OF THE UNORIGINALITY! Tarantino/Scorsese are the only ones who have a clue!
Don't care who plays the dullard Cobain,
But Mel Gibson IS Courtney Love!
jared leto as kurt cobain. end of story.
Submitted by notreallyworking on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:02am.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
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HEY BASTARDO
add
charles bronson
yul bryner
vincent price
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"MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken"
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 10:49am.
I'd like to submit Steve McQueen to your list.
Too many to list.
Todays movies are remakes, CGIFest, sequels prequels shitquels, animated..etc. The only originals are French films which i love ie-MicMacs, Mesrinne, A Prophet. I've given up on HollyWood :(
This is such a non-story. What a pair of eejits.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 10:51am.
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I use twat or wanker far more often. See you next Tuesday is only used for really angry times.
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Why does Courtney love get her granny pannies in a bunch all the time. Shut up already!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 10:49am.
I'd like to submit Steve McQueen to your list.
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