Tuesday, July 13th 2010

Vince Vaughn Is Going To Be A Father

Vince Vaughn looks like he's been expecting a baby for the past couple of years, but now he actually is! Vince's rep confirms to InTouch Weekly (via USA Today) that his wife of 6-months Kyla Weber has got their BABY!!! chilling out in her womb. The rep didn't give up anymore details.

If Vince Vaughn loves his new baby as much as he loves ice cream, he'll be a wonderful father.

And which tabloid do you think is going to run the headline "Vince Vaughn's Happy Baby News!" right over a story about Jennifer Aniston adopting a puppy (accompanied by a picture of a dog in a bonnet)?

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stinkbutt's picture

I thought the title was going to say Vince has a disease or something. He always looks sick to me. Those sunken eyes.

Hotmami's picture

For the love of God, leave Jennifer alone. It is OKAY for a woman to not be married or have children. Please don't make me have another rant about marriage.

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Husbands_and_Wives's picture

He used to be somewhat handsome back in his Rudy's day, but now--not so much. Especially since he got a nose job on an already perfectly nice nose and now his nose is all tiny on his greasy bloated face. It bugs me.

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govt_cheese's picture

The fug is really down with him. He's gotta lose the weight. He's looking bloated and his eyes are sinking into his doughy head. His baby mama must be a star f*cker. Why else ...?

MISSterious's picture

Wow. They're gonna let him check a baby out of the hospital????

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Possum's picture

Ick. Her chest is like a xylophone. I wanna hit it with mallets.

elmo533's picture

His wife looks like Carmen Electra...

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Big Bertha's picture

Their kid is gonna have a giant head. both their heads look like a pumpkin.

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MissJaneTexas's picture

He used to be hot. I saw him in NYC long time ago and he was tall and looked delish. I don't know what happened.

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castinghole's picture

I admit it. I've always hated this guy. But, at least this answers my oft asked question; "who would fuck this guy?"

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Submitted by Kandykane on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 2:05pm.
Well hell I'd forgotten all about him. He strikes me as someone with absolutely zero sense of style. That suit jacket, sloppy shirt and chest wig work great together fo sho.

Yup. I think he also said he doesn't wash his hands or something.

Stan Hooper's picture

Bwaaa...he is so fug! what happened to him?

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any's picture

she does looks like carmen

and poor jen all her victims are getting married or having babies

KA's picture

What's with the Jennifer Aniston/Brangeloonie comments? When are you people going to let that shit go already? UGH.

KA's picture

What the fuck kind of drugs was this bitch on when she put on that dress and looked in the mirror? SOOOOOO not flattering!! If I saw her in person, I would be very tempted to tell her to cover that shit up.

stefystef's picture

Take that, Aniston!!!!

Now, all that needs to happen is Bradley Cooper marries and knocks up Squinty-Zellweger and then Aniston will be totally done. *LOL*

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Miami's picture

Mrs. Patrick Cambell is and will forever be fucking annoying.

Vince Vaughn looks like he has been on a meth bender for ten days.

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 1:56pm.

Anyone that fugly is guaranteed to be a 100% exclusive fish-fucking hetro str8 guy!
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But, I thought you considered him an obvious homosexual??

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His trick annoys me for some reason. Maybe because her round implant cheeks match her round boobie inserts.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 2:00pm.

True, poor X. Hopefully, she'll reveal her pregancy before that whore who stole her husband gets knocked up again.

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letinstar's picture

when i see vince, all i can think about is that he doesn't wash his hands after he takes a piss...
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Kandykane's picture

Well hell I'd forgotten all about him. He strikes me as someone with absolutely zero sense of style. That suit jacket, sloppy shirt and chest wig work great together fo sho.

Poor Aniston loses another one. Anyhoo, she's still prettier than Angelina.

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Anyone that fugly is guaranteed to be a 100% exclusive fish-fucking hetro str8 guy!

kanderso's picture

That baby is going to pop out with a Budweiser and an hoagie in its hands.

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Callan's picture

Such a shame, because Vince was pretty cute in Swingers, and he has declined reallllly fast for someone his age. He'll probably look like Mickey Rourke in about 10 more years.

beakers bitch's picture

This almost looks like it could be a submission to Awkward Family Photos. Incidentally, check out the July 10th submission, LOL....

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2010/07/10/saturday-night-special-5/

Few Words's picture

jen anniston crying to her dogs
while she knits i♥ ben & jerry

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Submitted by agirl on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 1:29pm.
WTF? Is that Carmen Electra?
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That's what I thought too.

You can just see the newlywed bliss on Vince's face in that photo.

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CindyC's picture

He better start stocking up on ear muffs.

Bossy's picture

"Vince Vaughn looks like he's been expecting a baby for the past couple of years..."

hahaha that was so mean and yet hilarious

mike's picture

The kid's going to be born with undereye bags.

Submitted by Callan on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 1:30pm.

Oh god, his kid probably already has diabetes in utero.
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Hilarious! And on top of that, I'm getting freaked out picturing a newborn with his face/hairline *shudders*

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boomsy's picture

Forgot he was married; shows how much I care.

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Callan's picture

Oh god, his kid probably already has diabetes in utero.

agirl's picture

WTF? Is that Carmen Electra?

VV is nasty. I wouldn't fuck him with someone else's...well you know how it goes.

suckandfuck's picture

I imagine his butt hole oozes grease.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

NovaNightly's picture

So when is John Mayer having his baby??

That would REALLY tear Jen up...heheheh.

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Sweetas's picture

Bwahahaha @ that Oh. Fuck. look on his face!

Well, okay. It can grow up and mate with Khloe "Sasquatch" KAss's future kid for all anyone cares. He's probs got a fetus dick to counter his huge self. Now I'm curious.

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NovaNightly's picture

Kyla must like her men bloated.

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what, no "Over the Moon?"

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Pamela's picture

And in other news Jen Aniston is now on suicide watch!

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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!