The Greatest Mystery Of All Time Has Been Solved (Possibly Maybe)
St. Angie Jo recently told MTV that she got a tattoo on her thigh that is strictly for Brad, but she wouldn't say anything more. And just like that "What does Angie Jo have tattooed on her thigh?" became the greatest mystery that has ever fallen upon mankind.
Dan Brown started to write a novel on it. Detective La Toya gave herself a third world orphan baby plastic surgery makeover so she could sneak into the Brangelina family mansion. Brangeloonies everywhere took a sabbatical (more like a SaBRADical...GONG) so they could devote every minute of their day to writing all of their theories on the garage wall using a blue Sharpie (aka the tears of an Aniston). But everyone can drop their magnifying glasses, because one of Jezebel's readers thinks she might have cracked the code. Here's her theory:
I think it reads Whiskey Bravo.
My logic:
She says : "Um, it's for Brad."
Brad's real name is William Bradley Pitt.
According to the alphabet the military use: William Bradley = Whiskey Bravo
WHISKEY BRAVO?! After all that!? That sounds like the name of a liquor store off the highway in Barstow, California. This sort of sounds right, but I'm still not convinced.
It could be Whiney Butt? Or Whitey Bear? Or maybe Washy Brad? The latter does make sense, because it serves as a reminder to Brad to disinfect his dirty face before visiting her preying vagina. Even St. Angie likes her victims to wash up before she bites them!
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I think it says "Willy's Box." Angie seems like a dirty enough hoe to have a vagina themed tattoo on her thigh. Making it a tattoo for Brad so that if Aniston ever tries to sneak her box near him again he can avoid it because there is no tattoo of ownership.
Dumb place for a tattoo.
I wish she would just Foxtrot Oscar.
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It reads STUPID BITCH. Case closed.
Angelina Jolie has such a horrible body shape. Meh.
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I thought it said Whiskey Bone.
Whiskey Bar
Whiney Bore
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I am by no means a Brangeloonie or even an Angelina fan... but I kinda like it.
I am by no means a Brangeloonie or even an Angelina fan... but I kinda like it.
That's a great idea in case the relationship ends you don't have someone's name tattooed on you.
Angelina Jolie got her tattoo in Bangkok, where she spent two hours having the tattoo done. The tattoo was blessed by the tattoo artist (Sompong Kanphai) who chanted an ancient hymn while doing it. Angelina said that she felt that her life had been filled with luck after she received the first tattoo from him.
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You know the end is coming when a tattoo gets involved. Remember she had Billy Bob on her arm and a tat for her first husband too.
Whoa! Angie's got a lot of tattoos. She must cost a photoshop arm and leg...
http://angiesrainbow.com/site/tatouages_ang.php
So - she has this tiger and it says the tail is hanging over a window ...which, as far as I can tell, is on her butt:
"Angelina says she feels like someone looking out a window, wishing she were somewhere else."
So, like,...she KNOWS she should get her head out of her ass? Then why doesn't she?
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Whew!!! I thought it was going to be something really stupid!!! OK, take a deep breath and the world can commence turning once again.
impressive deduction skills MK!!!
Whitey box.
Wimpy Bone?
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For all the money this trick has all of her ink is effin fug - guess money doesnt buy taste afterall or food for that matter....
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Pretty soon hometrick's gonna take a page out of the Bombshit McGee book of desperation & tat herself across her acres & acres of forehead.
honeychile...
My 'gina got an itch. Go get mommy her cream.
What cream?
My snatch cream, glory be! Momma itchin like crazy. Bobby!!!!!
i think it says whore. DIE ALREALDY BITCH DIE DIE DIE and take ur fucking ape looking kids and brad with you I HATE U ALLL I wish the stand from stephen king came true and ur whole family dropped dead of that shit
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lol yes, i see them bitches everywhere! they are the new mother theresa in a cinnamon bun!
Submitted by honeychile on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 10:12pm.
Whitney & Bobby?
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THAT'S IT!! Ahahaha, Whitney and bobby 4evah!!
No, it looks like "Whiskey" but not "Bravo."
It looks more like Whiskey Beer, or Whiskey Bear, Whiskey Bar or Whiskey Box. Maybe she puts Jack Daniels in there for Brad. Now I'm grossed out.
My first thought was Whiny Baby, but it looks like Whiskey Bravo.
Whitney & Bobby? probabably code for "KISSMASS!!"?
what a demented whore....
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the tattoo shops are going to be seeing quite a few 18-20 year old thighs.
Lol. I'd be Mike Golf Delta, manliest man who ever was a man.
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Actually, the tattoo says "Whiskey & beer" not bravo.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 9:04pm.
If it's for Brad it's "Wake & Bake"
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LOL! For true.
And why the hell is this woman showing off her one thigh for anyway?
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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
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I love how we guess shit every day and some reader at JezLez is suddenly so incredibly perceptive. Did they ask US first?! NO. They did not!
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The more I look at her, the more I love my toned body with actual muscle tone. Do women really want to look like this? Please.
I agree with who said it looks like whiskey & beer, she's too subtle - of course! - to just write william bradley, and whiskey bravo didn't sound so cool, so let's go for alcohol and stay in theme.
Her interviews are so irritating.
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I must be some outer space ho, cuz I just can't see why this shit is relevant.
Angie poses with a tattoo on display for all to see but then coyly states it's "for Brad". Ya gotta hand it to Brangelina - they know how to do famewhoring.
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If it's for Brad it's "Wake & Bake"
Bradiful Bitch you are now immortalized (temporarily) in my sig. Congratulations. Your life is complete.
And skinny fat-"Salt" will be an EPIC flop. Have you seen the trailer? And the damn wig she wears? The movie rests on the typical formula that the producers think she alone can make successful. Please!
"But I don't speak liarmouthcuntanese. So who the fuck knows."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40pm.
oh please make salt a flop please please please but we all know it's gonna be huge and saint angie ho's ego is going to grow and grow and grow
Wow, she's really full of herself.
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Submitted by sonah22 on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 5:29pm.
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Bet that becomes the title of some movie! Do the copyright shit now.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40pm.
idk, I think it's something "Bear"...
But I don't speak liarmouthcuntanese. So who the fuck knows.
*girly-giggle*
Maybe LBV can translate the liarmoutcuntanese...but then again...it would all be make believe.
I for one can only try to be thankfull that the brange crap only comes out when there is something to promote.
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Winky Bear. A really awful sex nickname?
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who gives a fuck? will brangelina never go away? they are such media whores. and they whore out their kids. poor things, they'll never have any privacy thanks to their parents.
Wifey Box
Will this bitch, and her no balls man ever go away???? And now this. I guess it's ego feeding time for this bitch. She'll be on every cover over this stupid lame ass tattoo she got. LoRD does it ever, or will it ever END???