Nothing Says "Hardcore Rebel" Like Macy's
Whenever you need an outfit that just screams the following:
"I like to smoke and so what in your ass if you don't like it!"
and....
"Miley Cyrus is the kind of bubblegum shit that I chew up and spit out for breakfast! Oh, did I say breakfast? I meant brunch, because I'm so rock 'n roll that I don't get up until 12!"
and....
"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!"
You automatically go to the anarchy emporium that is Macy's, right? So it only makes sense that Madonna and her daughter Lourdes picked 16-year-old edgy rebel Taylor Momsen to be the face of their new clothing line Material Girl, which will only be sold at Macy's.
Yup, that's Taylor Momsen. You probably didn't recognize her ass since she doesn't have half of the burnt charcoal from your barbecue on her eyes.
And now you know where to go if you want to look like the baddest bitch in the sandbox. I'm already scared of you.
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Apparently, Comicbookmovie knows little of Taylor Momsen's escapades, because she's appearing in fan cast after fan cast. For example, alot of people want her as... ::scrunches face:: Gwen Stacy in the future "Spider-Man" reboot.
The boots seem okay w/jeans, Im just a shoe whore, so dont mind me, I'd have to see them up close and personal, but they look like they can be cute.
The rest is very old and tired.
Do they sell adult diapers and Hoverounds with Madge's likeness on them?
I model an ancient pop star's clothes for Macy's! BAM!
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new at Macy's- the prison collection.
"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby..."
Is this the same bitch that got her break as Cindy Lou Who and is on Gossip Girls?? That really doesn't scream "hardcore", does it?
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Nobody ever said madonna was dumb.. actually a really smart move by using this so called 'rebel w/o a cause' caaaa-ching
This little girl already looks old, dirty and all used up.
Macy's is the perfect place for the Madonna/Momsen line: dirty, unoriginal, crappy.
"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
This line is going to go down with JBlow's Sweet Face crap. These looks were not great the first time around. Someone should tell Lola she is not the fashionista she thinks she is. I would have loved to see Lola model with her unibrow.
I'm really hoping that this outfit is part of the collectionhttp:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fXYNF7zebyI/SQdJ5TiusVI/AAAAAAAAAss/CkKKNvri67...
Every girl should have pointy tits.
I really HATE this cunt.
This outfit totally says Jesus is my right hand man.
This Skinny Little Bitch aint no Courtney Love.
Shes totally keeping it real
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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 6:29pm.
I've said this before and I'll say it again: bitch, you're on Gossip Girl. That's anything BUT hardcore
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EXACTLY!
Taylor Momsen was the obvious choice for this.
Fake punk bratty "bad-ass" wear. I absolutely can't take this trend. It makes me want to punch Avril Lavigne in the face.
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Wow, MK is right. I didn't recognize her without an entire stila smudge pot on her face.
Wait, that's not Christina Aguilera??
"...the anarchy emporium that is Macy's"
LOLZ! That's funny!
Lourdes is always wearing this stuff and boy is it ever ugly. That early 80's post-punk look worked then somehow but doesn't quite work as a retro statement now. You're right it looks dated and phony.
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Submitted by vapidlush on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 7:59pm.
The PINK chain behind her is SO hardCORE!
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Shut up or I'll lash you with this whip I made out of yesterday's bubblegum that I got dentention for chewing in Algebra class...Yeah...keep mouthin' off and I'll stuff your gob full of cotton candy....I'm not playin' up in here, I'm hard hearted and dangerous like that....*smearing black eyeshodow on tiger lids*...See????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The PINK chain behind her is SO hardCORE!
Shoot me, shoot me now!
I thought this was a heavily Photoshopped Brooke Hogan until I read MK's posting.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 7:42pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 7:41pm.
Go do your paper, bitch! I failed my accounting class this summer because I'm in the field too much. Straight A's to an F. ugh
Night all!
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omg quick mixes a JD "fk that f, dumb prof" shot for EvilShoe!! {hugs}
im going! im going! (thx EvilShoe for motivating me; sorry bout your 'f' ugh) *logs off*
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"Fuck an ugly man! Fuck the jacuzzi why don't YOU!! *HEAVES HEAVES SIGHS GROANS* YOU took MYY SOUUULLL!!" - Mel "I need a woman" Gibson, 7/13
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 7:41pm.
Go do your paper, bitch! I failed my accounting class this summer because I'm in the field too much. Straight A's to an F. ugh
Night all!
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
@But.Seriously & Evil Cupcake
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 6:14pm.
Oh swell, another celebrity clothes line headed for the racks of TJ Maxx in a few months!
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But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 7:36pm.
I know! Move over House of Dereon!
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FLMAO I gotta log the hell off and do a damn paper and you bitches are a crack up!!
*Rum Swizzle shots (juice, club soda, rum, angostura splash) for you guys!*
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"Fuck an ugly man! Fuck the jacuzzi why don't YOU!! *HEAVES HEAVES SIGHS GROANS* YOU took MYY SOUUULLL!!" - Mel "I need a woman" Gibson, 7/13
What a dork.
"...so what in your ass if you don't like it." was funny though.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 6:14pm.
Oh swell, another celebrity clothes line headed for the racks of TJ Maxx in a few months!
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I know! Move over House of Dereon!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Nice choice, Madonna.
This idiot looks like a loser every time she steps outside- not to mention the fact that she will be dead within three years..
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Oh hell no, do not fuck with Material Girl...
GET OFF MY LAWN!
Isn't this Taylor chick the one that couldn't be bothered with Haiti?
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Well, at least Madonna knows who her target customer is: Future meth addicted prostitots.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Wasn't it Madonna who made it fashionable to wears a bra on the outside of your clothes? God bless the Madonnas Hairy Pits.
Oh for God's sake Madonna, please stick to what you're good at: picking up boys for your sexual amusement.
Your attempt at fashion is a travesty along the lines of your so called "acting" career.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
I can't even handle the edginess. I mean, nothing says punk rock like publicly proclaiming you don't give a hoot about dying people in Haiti.
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 6:18pm.
Hiya Leenie! Mom's doing well, thanks for asking. She only tore 1 ligament in her knee so she'll probably make a full recovery. I believe she's meeting with her attorney tomorrow. Too bad we don't live in Cali, I'd put LD on the case ;)
sing it! "...and we are living in a material world & i am a material girl..." repeat.
*logs off to google vid on u tube*
Submitted by Aerialgreen on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 6:41pm.
Funny you mention Barton, the other day I was watching The OC season one and I was like "this girl was cute, funny and pretty. It's a shame she's utterly gone now."
And then I passed episode 4 or something like that and suddenly I understood perfectly why Mischa's 15 minutes are over now.
Nevermind all that... it's too weird that the 80's Madonna Look is back. As recently as last year, if anyone dressed like that, it was Halloween and called a costume. Now it's fashion? Madonnawannabees are timeless, I guess.
Let's see her band hasn't been signed? And she's still on Gossip Girl? No famous boyfriend to keep her in the spotlight? Yes, she should disappear soon then. Thank fuck.
I guess she hasn't reconciled herself with the fact that she is not now nor will ever be Cherie Curie.
This girl (not a woman, never will become one) is like a new Mischa Barton, but with only 5 minutes away from expiring. Will she become a media zombie like the former?
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 6:29pm.
I've said this before and I'll say it again: bitch, you're on Gossip Girl. That's anything BUT hardcore.
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I don't think Madonna would be into Lourdes doing the necessary publicity to promote the clothing line and that's why she didn't pick her. The blog Lourdes is doing is probably the concession mom made for not allowing her to model the line.
I've said this before and I'll say it again: bitch, you're on Gossip Girl. That's anything BUT hardcore.
Exactly. Lourdes would have been great.
Wow, Madonna really took Paul McCartney's "well-adjusted" kids to heart, huh. Lourdes is even following in Stella's footsteps (with Mom's help).
i was wondering myself why not lourdes? shes pretty enough
I thought that was Christina Aguilera at first.
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Why didn't they use Lourdes? THAT would have intrigued me more than Taylor.
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