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Willie Aames (50)
Laura Benanti (31)
Travis Fimmel (31)
Diane Kruger (34)
Evan Marriott aka Joe Millionaire (36)
Brian Austin Green (37)
Scott Foley (38)
Beth Ostrosky Stern (38)
Eddie Griffin (42)
Brigitte Nielsen (47)
Lolita Davidovich (49)
Forest Whitaker (49)
Kim Alexis (50)
Marky Ramone (54)
Alicia Bridges (58)
Terry O'Quinn (58)
Jesse Ventura (59)
Arianna Huffington (60)
Linda Rondstadt (64)
Jan-Michael Vincent (66)

Posted by: Michael K

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Birthday Sluts

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Submitted by gucci on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 2:23pm.

Oh my god where has this dude been?

happy birthday again cancer sluts!

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"If a lady treats other people as she'd like to be treated, she's allowed to roll in the grass if she wants to ..."

Lena Horne

Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 1:23pm.

That's an old looking 50.

Submitted by Miss_Marples on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 12:51pm.

What is Gordon Lightfoot doing with a picture of Willie Aames???

Submitted by A.cotw on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 11:17am.

Forest Whittaker- Happy birthday to an amazing actor,director,and all around nice guy. FIGHT ON!!!
Arianna Huffington-Happy birthday to an interesting writer/editor/erudite gold-digger.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 10:12am.

BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Kandykane on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 10:09am.

I find that it stretches the boundaries of credibility to believe that Brigitte Nielsen is only 47. That's probably the age of her implants alone.

Submitted by HoityToity on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 10:07am.

Willie Aames used to be the fodder for many of my JO fantasies. Ah, good times! Of course I will still do him now that he is busting out his daddy look.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 9:59am.

Brigitte HAS to be at least 57. By the way, I thought that was a guy holding a photo of Willie Aames, not ACTUALLY Willie Aames! LOOOOL!
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Douchechill!

Submitted by joanne on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 9:45am.

HB Forest Whitaker and Linda Rondstadt.

Submitted by Supreme Soviet on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 9:45am.

Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 9:14am.
I thought Jan-Michael Vincent drank his last case of beer years ago; had no idea he was still alive. HB to all the birthday folks.
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Oh, he's alive alright. I saw the drunk ass about a year ago at Neptune's Net in Malibu with a bunch of his buddies drinking 211 or some shit. He tried to hit on me. It was pathetic.
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It is possible blondes also prefer gentlemen. -Mamie Van Doren

Submitted by Ninaliz on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 9:39am.

It's pathetisad when you have to hold up a poster of yourself like "this used to be me!" and I STILL don't know who it is...

"Satchels of Gold."

Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 9:39am.

@mike...hahaha, I read an article where marriages are suffering because of some middle-aged women's obsession over Twilight.

Submitted by Geebz74 on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 9:39am.

Willie Aames (So in the flesh, right now! Oooh!)
Diane Kruger (Lovely)
Evan Marriott aka Joe Millionaire (Seemed Sweet)
Brian Austin Green (Mr. Fox)
Beth Ostrosky Stern (Gold Digger Extrodinaire)
Eddie Griffin (Undercover Brotha)
Brigitte Nielsen (47...sure!)
Forest Whitaker (brilliant actor)
Kim Alexis (former +sized model)
Terry O'Quinn (Sexy moobz)
Jesse Ventura (I ain't got time to bleed)
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""...if he offered to lick on my vagina bone it would be plastered on his face like that monster in Alien. Just sayin...."- Submitted by Global-Traveler of DListed

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 9:22am.

Zomay, my sister looks like Linda Rondstadt. More like back in her Living in the USA days. LOVE LOVE LOVE LINDA!!!!!!!!

Bibleman used to play Buddy's boyfriend (insert ironic guffaw here) on Family. Kristy McNichol is gayelle and can't deal with it, is my theory.

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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"

Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 9:14am.

I thought Jan-Michael Vincent drank his last case of beer years ago; had no idea he was still alive. HB to all the birthday folks.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 8:57am.

Happy Bday to Terry O'Quinn and his lucious chichis!

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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK

Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 8:53am.

Jan-Michael Vincent is still above ground? Amazing! I thought the drunken sumbitch was dead.

Kim Alexis didn't fall off the planet? What's up with that? What's she done lately, a marathon?

Willie Aames is broke yet festooned with tattoos. His fifteen minutes have been up for quite a while.

Now Diane Kruger is indeed a hottie! She was gorgeous in "Troy" as well as the "National Treasure" series. She's wholesome yet alluring.

Submitted by JD1985 on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 8:34am.

I like today's birthday honorees. Happy Birthday to the following:

Willie "I'm so in the flesh right now!" Aames
Evan Marriot (He reminds me of a less fat less drunken Scott Hall)
Brigette Nielsen
Forest Whittaker
Jesse Ventura
Terry O'Quinn

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 8:13am.

woo!!! My son Nicholas shares a birthday with Locke from Lost!!!

Happy Birthday to Willie Ames, the original Mel Gibson tormentor. He was VILE on Celebrity Fit Club! He PREDATED Mel Gibson -- and he is ALSO a Christian!!

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She's a fameasexual. Bitch will lick on anything if it gets her a blurb in Star Magazine. -- Michael K.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 8:07am.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 7:57am.
Why are those women surrounding him, is he giving away Hostess or Little Debbie cakes?

You didn't hear? That a recent pic from a movie in which Willie's starring. He plays the lead in "Robert Pattinson: The Middle-Years".

Submitted by TequilaTax on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 8:03am.

Isn't the above picture when he was selling all of his stuff because he is dead broke?

He was a little before my teen years but I wish him the best. At least he turned out better then Jan Michael Vincent.

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 7:59am.

I used to have a big crush on Jan Michael Vincent back in my 16 and Tiger Beat days. He was always hotter than Donny Osmond or Bobby Sherman and much cuter than Willie Aames. Not so much now though.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 7:58am.

JESSE VENTURA

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 7:57am.

Why are those women surrounding him, is he giving away Hostess or Little Debbie cakes?

Submitted by vader917 on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 7:39am.

Willie Aames is OLDER than Brigitte Nielsen!?!?