Would You Hit It?
You should answer "yes" because he'd hit you. Specifically, with a 1996 Ford Winstar minivan. Okay, okay, nevermind the fact that Jesse Thornhill here was arrested for allegedly trying to run over his landlord with a minivan. Let's be honest, you've done worse. But would you? In my old age I've developed this thing called "standards" (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!), so I'd have to pass.
It's not because he's possibly a psychopath with murderous tendencies. No, no, it has nothing to do with that. It has to do with the way he looks. I mean, where are you supposed to sit?! Are you supposed to ride his crotch, or are you supposed to fuck yourself with one of his head nipples? It's confusing! Any slut doing his peen won't be able to stop themselves from sucking off the dick head on his forehead. And vice versa! Actually, since I put it that way.....
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With all that is going on in this picture, no one has even thought to mention his eyebrow sitch.
I'd hit him ...with my car
Minus EVERYTHING. He would actually be a pretty attractive guy if the circus didn't move to town on his face.
What is this freak doign driving a minivan? That's for soccer moms only! And how do you get cropcircles put on your head?.
Sad. Guys who do sh%t like this to themselves usually were sexually abused as kids.
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Submitted by LASux on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 6:55pm.
Let me guess, he lives in San Francisco.
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
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Hit it with a rolled up newspaper maybe.
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Let me guess, he lives in San Francisco.
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Submitted by PantyChrist on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 3:02pm.
Let me put it this way. One evening, years ago, back when my vajoodle didn't resemble the bathroom at CBGBs (and yes, I'm aware it's out of commission and rotting in a Smithsonian warehouse somewhere - THAT'S MY POINT), I had a drunken bar hook-up mishap in which I went home with a guy who had three fingers on each hand and three toes on each foot, just like that guy Nightcrawler from the X-Men. But I was drunk and he kind of looked like Michael Stipe and in my condition I thought a three-fingered handjob sounded luxurous. So I went home with him and once we were all nakeys in bed he started crying then he crapped the bed and passed out. MY POINT: I would give this guy another chance before rockin' it with friggin DJ Skeletor here. (My only mitigating factor is if he agrees to wear a Darth Vader mask and his weenis isn't as ridiculously tricked out as his bedazzled noggin.) TRUTH.
....so how was the three-fingered handjob? Inquiring minds want to know!
As bad as this body mod situation is, its still small potatoes compared to the "corset piercing." Basically you get piercings up and down your back and weave a ribbon through it so it looks like a corset. Google for images if you want to wince in pain just thinking about it.
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Submitted by PantyChrist on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 5:46pm.
agirl: He was born with three on each hand & foot. He might have been a thalidomide baby. Which back then was kind of my type
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NO a thousand times no
agirl: He was born with three on each hand & foot. He might have been a thalidomide baby. Which back then was kind of my type.
"Submitted by xultar on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 1:32pm.
Why yes. I would hit it, and hit it, and hit it, then spray it with raid."
LMAO!
OT: Every day is Halloween for this guy.
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Looks like Jesse needs to find a hobby which involves something other than his own dermis. Macramé? Crochet? Scrap-booking? The choices are limitless, his skin is not.
Submitted by warpdrive on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 2:18pm.
This guy should start his own business where he rents himself out to girls whose parents don't approved of their current boyfriends.
Bring him home to the family, tell them your in love and getting married, and then casually mention how you took their advice about "John" and decided; yes, you could do better. Than you met Jesse and realized what true love was, and you have mom and dad to thank.
Your old boyfriend will look fantastic to them by the time the night is over.
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See, I've been needing something like this for several months now. I don't have bad taste in men, I just have a judgemental family. If I brought this THING home then they'd be all "Where's Matt? We want him back!"
Anyone got this guy's number?
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Aint no cellphones in '69 man, I'm head to toe legit.
Jesus, and I thought the guy who had his nipples sliced off was bad.
Oh my God. Where to begin with this freaking nightmare?! Other than cringing in horror. H.P. Lovecraft would faint looking at this mess.
If I was the cop I would have put "giant zits" on forehead.
Good job by the tattoo artist who used the big adams apple as a 3d nose...
I wouldn't hit it....I'd burn it.
Submitted by PantyChrist on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 3:02pm.
Let me put it this way. One evening, years ago, back when my vajoodle didn't resemble the bathroom at CBGBs (and yes, I'm aware it's out of commission and rotting in a Smithsonian warehouse somewhere - THAT'S MY POINT), I had a drunken bar hook-up mishap in which I went home with a guy who had three fingers on each hand and three toes on each foot, just like that guy Nightcrawler from the X-Men. But I was drunk and he kind of looked like Michael Stipe and in my condition I thought a three-fingered handjob sounded luxurous. So I went home with him and once we were all nakeys in bed he started crying then he crapped the bed and passed out. MY POINT: I would give this guy another chance before rockin' it with friggin DJ Skeletor here. (My only mitigating factor is if he agrees to wear a Darth Vader mask and his weenis isn't as ridiculously tricked out as his bedazzled noggin.) TRUTH.
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He started crying and then crapped the bed before passing out? You wouldn't still have his name & number would you? Also, was he born with three on each hand & foot or did he do that to himself?
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Let me put it this way. One evening, years ago, back when my vajoodle didn't resemble the bathroom at CBGBs (and yes, I'm aware it's out of commission and rotting in a Smithsonian warehouse somewhere - THAT'S MY POINT), I had a drunken bar hook-up mishap in which I went home with a guy who had three fingers on each hand and three toes on each foot, just like that guy Nightcrawler from the X-Men. But I was drunk and he kind of looked like Michael Stipe and in my condition I thought a three-fingered handjob sounded luxurous. So I went home with him and once we were all nakeys in bed he started crying then he crapped the bed and passed out. MY POINT: I would give this guy another chance before rockin' it with friggin DJ Skeletor here. (My only mitigating factor is if he agrees to wear a Darth Vader mask and his weenis isn't as ridiculously tricked out as his bedazzled noggin.) TRUTH.
Hellboy tried to run over his landlord? Aww, but doesn't he love kittens, so that's okay.
Seriously, this dude cannot have any woman willing to sleep with him, right? Oh wait, Lindsay Lohan might.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 1:25pm.
Wow, his parents must be so very proud of him.
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His mom probably cries herself to sleep every night.
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Submitted by warpdrive on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 2:18pm.
This guy should start his own business where he rents himself out to girls whose parents don't approved of their current boyfriends.
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Oh you haterz! How can you not like this creative, artistic, gem of a man? I would hit it from the front and then I would hit it from the back--with a 2 by 4, that is!
Okay, I'm all for individuality but that is just fucking stupid. Can you imagine this guy even serving you your Big Mac? "Um, excuse me, there seems to be a silver stud and some mysterious lumps in my fries." No thanks.
This guy should start his own business where he rents himself out to girls whose parents don't approved of their current boyfriends.
Bring him home to the family, tell them your in love and getting married, and then casually mention how you took their advice about "John" and decided; yes, you could do better. Than you met Jesse and realized what true love was, and you have mom and dad to thank.
Your old boyfriend will look fantastic to them by the time the night is over.
Only people that look like Bombshell McGee hits shit that looks like that!
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Now how'd this fancy clown do that little trick with the horns?
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I would hit this bitch for just driving a Windstar Minivan. Then I'd hit the bitch again with a shovel.
Wait - he was driving a minivan? Bitch BETTER be in a band.
Are those horns coming out of your head or are you just happy to see me?
It's like he has a forehead chubby going on! :^p
This reminds of a quote from West Wing. Toby I think, talking to some dickhead.
"You're not the devil. You're the flunkie that runs into the 7-11 and gets the Devil cigarettes."
even the Devil side-eyes this loser wannabe, with a "bitch, please...."
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 1:24pm.
Well, Farrah loves him!
You beat me, only mine was going to be far, far meaner.
*hisssss, forms the cross with my fingers and runs to eat a box of communion wafers*
I would not hit it. I prefer more normal looking men. Dude looks like some Hellraiser vomit.
He's gonna look real pretty when he's 70 and all that shit has moved around on him.
I'm all for being yourself and having your own style but this....this is too much. I once dated a guy with tons of piercings and when we first hooked up, he had some piercings down there and I just couldn't handle that shit. Some may find it to be a fetish but I just thought it was tacky as hell. Ugh.
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Why yes. I would hit it, and hit it, and hit it, then spray it with raid.
i bet he has one of those split serpent tongues too. yikes.
he might as well join the circus
Wow, his parents must be so very proud of him.
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