Thursday, July 15th 2010
Chace Crawford Is Too Pretty To Hold His Own Umbrella
Chace Crawford is as fragile as a baby unicorn's first coo and as precious as a bunny in a bubble bath, so you can't expect him to hold his own umbrella! Besides, it's impossible for Chace to hold his own umbrella. He might smudge his freshly polished nails or smear the foundation on his palms. Blake Lively and Leighton Meester can hold their own umbrellas, because their ancestors were vikings or miners or some shit. They are built for hard labor, but not Chace.
Fun Fact: Chace's umbrella was originally white, but he accidentally farted and his multicolored butt fumes waltzed through the air before landing on it.
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OT: CC is a pussy, and I'd bend over for his PA.
Nuke - Brigham's is almost out of business! They closed the downtown Boston store, so now I have to venture to Faneuil Hall for jimmies. :-(
http://www.boston.com/business/articles/2009/11/20/iconic_ice_cream_chai...
Give me a fucking break, and w/all his money, he couldnt of bought at least a Burberry umbrella, he picked the gay flag colors....HMMMMMM me smells another homo just dying to come out of that damn closet thats been locked for some time now.
My boyfriend always holds the brollie for me too.
mhm, though he looks great - i rather would take the soaked guy beneath him - a man is only a man when he needs no umbrella.
but immagine how absolutely sweet he would've looked if holding his umbrella on his own. or better: if he was soaked!
I saw him in person a few weeks ago. He is a delicate pretty flower. I would break him.
He should be embarrassed for being such a dink.
"Rainbow brite see the shining light, yes I'm gonna take you to Rainbow Brite" Damn, now I feel like a nice vanilla ice cream cone with rainbow jimmies."
Are you from New England? I only ever hear people say "jimmies" from there...when they go to Brigham's! Haha!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 6:27pm.
Where have all the real men gone from Hollywood? The last generation is retired and this is the shit we're left with?
*slams door*
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Preach it!!!!
I want to hate this ass, but those pics are....errrrmmm....yummy.
Although she is a GORGEOUS sister we have to pass because we prefer men.
We think Chace Crawford is an obvious homosexual.
He is obviously not tinymeat. Are there any nude pics?
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More importantly (j/k M.K., everything you say is hugely important & I'm not kidding about that part), when is Cinderella gonna play the part of a ho in a skirt? For his bio? I can't wait.
There are men overseas dying violent deaths or living a nightmare while trying to keep from doing so and this guy has an umbrella holder.....jeez
"Rainbow brite see the shining light, yes I'm gonna take you to Rainbow Brite" Damn, now I feel like a nice vanilla ice cream cone with rainbow jimmies.
Maybe the guy insisted on holding the umbrella because he is a gay like me and wanted to be close to his future huzman (gay husband). Except the dumb cunt is unaware that Chace is mah man, even though the bitch is the one breathing the delicious air next to mah sweetie paai! Ah think a mean and bitter queeny banter is in order between me and that dream wrecking ho.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 5:18pm.
If my job was to hold an umbrella over some pansy, i couldnt look at myself in the mirror..
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Now you know that this site is perpetrated upon humanity by a gay and supported by gayelles like him--don't you? Refresh our memory how you wandered into this alley again? Are you sure it wasn't because of that itch in your ass that you just could not fix with the street cone you have hidden in your closet?
He looks pretty Special Olympics to me...not to make fun of Special Olympics athletes since last time I checked none of them were douchebags who had to have a slave hold a fucking umbrella over their head because they're too fucking important to do it themselves.
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gines, i was watching roman holiday the other day, and realized we dont have an actor under the age of 50 who is as manly as gregory peck.
brad? pffft. george c? my beloved but not manly like gregory peck - mark ruffalo? nope, not even him.
give me red arrows if you must, but i would say will smith comes closest.
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he's a very very pretty guy, ain't he?
god, where are all the manly men these days?
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 6:27pm.
Where have all the real men gone from Hollywood? The last generation is retired and this is the shit we're left with?
*slams door*
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i say, amen, ho.
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you seem spritely.
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Chancey's umbrella is a rainbow. Gee, what are the CHANCES?
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Chacey makes it really easy for anyone to take pot shots at him, doesn't he? At least he doesn't feel the need to put out press releases to state that he's "all about the ladies", like Edina Westwick does.
That said, it's a pity that there is no video for these pics. I'm sure Chace was in the mood to break into a musical number.
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Pretty, packin' and Southern. Just the way I like them. Yum.
Bossy on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 6:29pm
*sits next to Bossy, rolls a blunt for Chace*
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Chance Crawford? With the plucked eyebrows and all the make-up, I thought this was Joan Crawford.
Rainbow Flag umbrella!
Very Freudian.
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HAHAHA after this post I went to people.com and looked through a few pictures, look what I found:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20401752,00.html#20811006
That's right, Chase Crawford can not only hold an umbrella, he can hold it for someone else too!
Where have all the real men gone from Hollywood? The last generation is retired and this is the shit we're left with?
*slams door*
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
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Are we really getting on someone because of an umbrella? Most likely scenario: they're all on set so one of the crew members goes to wherever Chase is and tells him it's his scene. Walks him over with the ONE umbrella that he brought with him. He puts the umbrella mostly on Chase because he's about to be on camera and hair and makeup don't need to be bothered with fixing his hair again. The don't stand close to each other because they're not family and they're men. Nothing to see here people, move it along.
Edit: the umbrella has a "wardrobe" tag. Chase could have also JUST had his hair done (hence carrying the hat rather than putting it on--the obvious thing to do when it's raining would be to put it on) and is heading to wardrobe. Whatever the case, this is silly.
I don't believe he's totally gay. didn't the Empress of Lucite say she fucked him when he was younger? sounds like he likes loose vagina to me...or maybe he just thought that it would impress his hot guy friends to say he fucked a former Playmate.
He gets a resounding "meh" from me.
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Submitted by PinkPostIt on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 5:38pm.
You know you have some serious issues if you can't carry your own umbrella.
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Not only that, but he's gotta stand away from him like they aren't together. Don't talk to "the help", huh?? Dickhead.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Mmmm...pretty, pretty boy...come to Mama.
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God,he's hot. And I can forgive BL her horrendous acting because of some outtakes I saw on YouTube. She actually asks after six takes of a scene who hired her. She's kinda funny.
Blair is still the Queen, though.
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You know you have some serious issues if you can't carry your own umbrella.
If my job was to hold an umbrella over some pansy, i couldnt look at myself in the mirror.. This guy officially sold his fucking dignity for a paycheck. Now onto Teh Ghey..Who the fuck is that? The rainbow colors of the umbrella are very fitting.
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I just can't tell the difference between this guy and Ian Somerhalder (sp). So many of these young Gossip Girls are so interchangeable. I wish the show would get canceled and they would all go away, because I don't know who Blake or Leighton are without a caption, either.
Chace is now officially gayer than Zac.
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Judging by the rainbow umbrella, I'd guess he has plenty of "pride." xD
Umbrella holder dude: Have some pride, for God's sake. You went to uni and got a Master in Film and what are you doing? Holding a freaking umbrella for someone who has his pinkie raised even when he sleeps. Modern slavery, huh.
Chace is cute but seems high maintenance most of the time...and probably just high too.
Oh God, I'll admit to have a secret crush on this guy, but this is ridiculous. I liked him better when he was getting busted for smoking pot.
These douchebags make me sick
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Not that I am a size queen, but judging by the bulge in his pants in pic two, the boy is packing...yuMMy ;) Oh but the lackey---he looks like a miserable rain soaked crow. Poor guy!