Don't Mess With Uncle Jesse
This afternoon in a courtroom in Michigan, a jury foreperson (imagine Stephanie Tanner in an oversized business suit from Dress Barn) looked at Allison Coss and Scott Sippola and screamed "HOW ROOD" at them! Allison and Scott were both found guilty of conspiracy and using e-mail to threaten a person's reputation. Be right back. I must go e-mail a "just kidding" note to my ex-boyfriends, a few of my cousins, CHERYL BURKE, and a certain bitch who still hasn't returned my bootleg Beverly Hills Teens DVD.
I'm back. So Allison and Scott were arrested in an FBI sting operation last December after John Stamos accused them of trying to extort $680,000 from him in exchange for a few pictures of him doing coke with a bunch of strippers in Florida. Allison, who was 17 at the time, also alleged that John bought her a cocktail and offered her Uncle Jesse's eat out special. John testified in court that although he did hang out with Allison and a few others, he never offered to go down on her. John also denied doing a line of coke off a stripper's labia.
After the verdict was read, John told reporters outside of the courthouse: "These slanderous allegations to smear my reputation were part of their defense to redirect attention away from the federal crime of extortion. There was no hot tub, no drugs, no nudity and nothing sexual in nature involved in my friendship with this woman. They lied about everything."
The FBI never found the supposed pictures.
Allison and Scott face up to 5 years in the clink. Or they can serve their punishment by watching the first season of Full House without commercial breaks or mind-altering drugs. Something tells me they will choose the 5 years in the clink.
(mug shots via TSG)
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I love John Stamos.
True she already looks like she's living in meth making trailer. Damn people really go the distance to make money..wowzers, pulling Uncle Jesse out of the trenches. Leave him alone, wahhhhhhhhhhh
Submitted by Doctor Bombay on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 6:08pm.
That girl has future meth addict written all over that white trash pout.
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Like she's not already?
The girl is actually kinda pretty... with some decent makeup, she could have asked for $725,000
I just knew Uncle Jesse wouldn't let me down! He's no dawg! But I'd get on all fours for him. pant pant pant.
No he's really not my type. I prefer Johnny Depp.
That chick is so hot it's crazy, if she looks that good in a mug shot then ( with a quick clap of the hands) clean her up and send her to my tent! WOW.
Yeah buddy, I "won't forget" like your t-shirt says, I won't forgot how fucking retard you are to extort Uncle Jessie.
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She's a fameasexual. Bitch will lick on anything if it gets her a blurb in Star Magazine. -- Michael K.
So, who hasn't done coke with or on strippers? Does anyone really care about this one?
WHY $680,000? What an odd number to come up with!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 8:22pm.
IDK what it is.
Honest to Cheesus!
It's just something ain't right TO ME at least.
Nothing to do with his looks, something else all together.
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I have to admit - ITA. He's like a Barbie. That's weird.
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I know these guys! I am not at all surprised that they were convicted! GO TEAM UNCLE JESSE!
IDK what it is.
Honest to Cheesus!
It's just something ain't right TO ME at least.
Nothing to do with his looks, something else all together.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 8:01pm.
I know he's cute and all, but there's just something, idk it's that something that's just not right...
Still hot tho...but...mm.
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WHAT?! WHAT?! He's the only normal looking person up there!
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Aw man... to the poster I threw Stamos shade on in the Aniston thread, my bad, he's vindicated, I guess. He still gets side eye for hanging out with children, but for now, I remove the Pedobear stamp of approval.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 8:01pm.
I know he's cute and all, but there's just something, idk it's that something that's just not right...
Still hot tho...but...mm.
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Yeah, but I still wanna take that somethin' not so right about him and make it ALL KINDS of WRANG in all my no no's....I'll hate myself in the morning but a fifth of whiskey and and egg Mcmuffin can help me forget my pain...and then stalk his hot ass 'til I'm shot dead...What? What? You can relate, no? :-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Yep, I knew it, extorting little bastards. I'll be getting in line for that eat out special.
Wink wink, Uncle Jessie.
Make them watch the entire Olsen Twins catelogue of films...
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I know he's cute and all, but there's just something, idk it's that something that's just not right...
Still hot tho...but...mm.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
He probably saw her on an airplane and told her she was pretty. She got psycho obsessed with him after that.
I guess this goofy little video takes on a whole new meaning now...
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Uncle Jesse is hot! I watch Full House just for him. I prefer the later episodes, post-mullet.
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Go Uncle Jesse! He can get it from me anytime mmm....
He can eat this little cupcake anytime!
John Stamos is still sexy after all these years
Still trying to figure out HOW this is different than what Alred does every fucking day.
That said, isn't it somewhat strange that Uncle Jessie was having some sort of friendship with a 17 year-old?
Still trying to figure out HOW this is different than what Alred does every fucking day.
That said, isn't it somewhat strange that Uncle Jessie was having some sort of friendship with a 17 year-old?
Allison should be spending her time modeling, not trying to extort washed up stars.
Amy Locane and her "Don't Forget I Own a Liquor Store" husband.
Do they never stop.
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I used to have that poster of Uncle Jesse on my bedroom wall in 6th grade. It was from before he was Uncle Jesse...he was on GH then. He's still hot!
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Uncle Jesse's Eat Out Special? HELL YES!
*gets in line*
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Well, she's hotter than Hohan....I mean if she wasn't a trifling trick, she'd be really pretty.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
unclejesse said no to the eat out special, but you know this trick will be serving and eating on all the eat out specials in the chokey...
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conscience off...dick on...
5 years in prison for trying to blackmail Uncle Jesse?! Daaaamn
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Mr. Sippola looks like that child molester from the movie "changeling".
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Can I has an Uncle Jessy special? DONT FORGET THE HAIR NET!
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Excuse moi but I am on a date with my dildo friend
Full House? Blackie Parrish? Talk about getting in the way back machine!!!!!!!!!!!
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That chick looks like she works the day shift at mickey d's and the night shift at the local strip joint!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
That girl has future meth addict written all over that white trash pout.
I find the Uncle Jesse of NOW times, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY hotter than the Uncle Jesse of Full House era.
WHA????????!?!?!!? ALL YOU CAN EAT TACO BUFFET FOR UNCLE JESSE???????
COUNT ME IN!
*shaves*
My sister in-law is a huge Full House fan, which is sad on many levels. She's going to fap it out when she reads about the Uncle Jesse eat out special.
TEAM Uncle Jesse's Eat Out Special!!!! Sign me up!
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LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
What a pair a douchebags. I love it when DBags get nailed like this; serves them right. Enjoy the grey bar hotel, losers...
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