Hipster Or Gay?
Here's the forever mess Mischa Barton arriving at an airport in Nice, France yesterday looking like SHIT. Well, it's all over her shirt so she's practically advertising it. Mischa is also looking a strung out lot lizard who just found a pair of fancy tap shoes in the dumpster outside of a children's dance school. Mischa brought along a new boyfriend she snatched directly out of the Hipster or Gay tumblr. Seriously, I don't know whether to ask him if he's on Grindr (SPOILER ALERT: The answer is DUH) or hand him a PBR.
Since Mischa needs a check like Mel Gibson needs a blow, she probably went down to the job placement agency and applied to be a professional Renee Zellweger. They dropped this piece in her lap and the rest is history. To be honest, I'm not entirely convinced that dude's no-no stops for peen. Any true gay friend would tell Mischa that she needs to work on her relationship with a hairbrush.
Here's more pictures of Mischa and her buttery baguette at the airport. I love the picture of them kissing. Do you think the dream bubble over dude's head has Seth or Ryan's picture in it?
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Yikes, can her hips get any wider??
Ha, love that site. And this one!
But he's not even a hipster that's just The London Look.
I love her shoes, she looks great! That would totally be my look if i had her stomach
Whatever.
She doesn't need a bf. She needs a personal trainer.
I would hit both of them and in my country most of the men in the Summer wear flip-flops, straight or not...
Her stomach looks good anyway, and he is definitely a lil buttered baguette... Ive seen her looking worst, this isnt so bad, but the yellow Capezios arent helping her at all here.
she's got a serious tuck game going on there??? xo
She always looks dirty like she doesn't bathe. Reminds me of Tara Reid dirty.
Its not that I dislike her but she has by far the most ugly legs I've ever seen on a girl her age.
she has THE best boyfriends, someone needs to do a round up of them all so we can LOL
i don't give a rat's ass, she's the sexiest bitch on the block, Lindsay should take pointers from her, learn how to be a FUNCTIONAL druggie
its kind of nice to see a young woman with a curvier figure in the media. Not all of us can be lucky enough to have tubular bodies with limbs the same circumfrence as ankles and wrists.
She looks dirty and like shit. He looks a tad bit gayish.
At least they can share the same closet. He does the rolled tight jeans look well.
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If he IS straight, she should whoop his ass for dressing like a member of Amanda Lepour's entourage anyway!
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Can't imagine wearing that to the airport.
I think she's pretty and i don't even like blondes.
Her stomach area looks great. And her body is fine, pretty nice in fact. Some of youze are right, she just needs to stop dressing as if she's still a waif.
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Bitch please!
Her body isn't bad - it's a healthy, adult woman's figure with hips and thighs and a butt. But, she needs to stop dressing like she's still a waifish teenager. These clothes make her look much heavier and dumpier and flabbier than she is in fact.
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I thought she was Heather Graham at first though HG is usually more groomed than MB.
As sloppy as MB is, she has a beautiful face.
Well she did get back to a hot weight. Anyway, that guy is a lost soul and what in God's name is she wearing? Get it together. Yes, I'm wasted.
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On the right body, her outfit wouldn't look so bad, but she dresses like a heroin-skinny girl when she's got the marijuana-munchies-girl physique.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 6:37pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 6:35pm.
Since she started out with Greasy Bear, I really have to ask...has she traded up or down.
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How right you are.
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thats sooo weird you posted this Michael k!I was just wtaching the final episode of the oc and crying. (Best show i the world, but the writers fucked it up so bad) Still, I have neveeer seen a frist season better than the oc
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I think she looks good
guys who wear flip flops are gay
her sneakers are ugly and so is his shirt
he looks like a tool
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 8:08pm.
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Mischa don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies...
Ugh. Wide breeder hips with saddlebag cellulite thighs. And that shirt. Nothing says "class" quite like wearing a shorty t-shirt that says "SHIT" twice on it. I'm surprised the airline didn't throw her ass off for profanity; they did for that one lady that wore a t-shirt saying Dubya was an asshole...
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Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 9:00pm.
damn shes got some birthin' hips
Azactly what I was thinkin'...great looking pelvis. She could probably drop kids out faster than Michele Duggar with a vaginal slip and slide.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 8:08pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 8:06pm.
Submitted by Ray-z on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 8:01pm.
Gay. Hipsters don't wear flip flops.
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Well...I don't think the straighty hipsters wanna claim him...Straight
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Achally, I think ALL hipsters are bi. I think it's in the bi-laws! HAHA! *slaps knee* BI-LAWS! GET IT?!? LOLOLOLOLOL!
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Laughing at your own jokes Angel? How Jimmy Fallon of you. ;)
The guy could be gay, it looks like he's got a pedicure.
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I agree with you, Vive la France - if they have lez balls to stick with it. The UK and US would be petrified to approach the subject of banning it in public.
Mischa is trying to emulate LiLo. Why? I don't know or care.
MB is really not that good looking and now knows it. She left a good paying TV gig and has been AWOL ever since.
This happens in the real world as well and the entertainment industry.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 9:03pm.
<"Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 8:49pm.
Islam does NOT require a burka...only 'modest attire'...">
France has the highest muslim population of any non-muslim country. You think the ban is not going to be overturned on religious grounds? Ha.
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I could give a shit really (and I'm not being argumentative) but if it's overturned, it will be overturned on CULTURAL grounds. The Koran says nothing about a Burka...France don't play that shit...VIVA LA FRANCE!!!
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<"Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 8:49pm.
Islam does NOT require a burka...only 'modest attire'...">
France has the highest muslim population of any non-muslim country. You think the ban is not going to be overturned on religious grounds? Ha.
Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 8:56pm.
But y'all, Mischa's all cool and stuff...she wears clothes quoting Lil' Kim songs from like 1999...(that being said, I actually LIKE the song I think the shirt's quoting...)
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Misha's so wrong she's almost right...but in an Anna Nicole way...without the drugs...*cough, cough*....Yeah, but she got a case of the ALMOSTIES that makes her look like a fat, sloppy, has been....
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damn shes got some birthin' hips
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But y'all, Mischa's all cool and stuff...she wears clothes quoting Lil' Kim songs from like 1999...(that being said, I actually LIKE the song I think the shirt's quoting...)
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Actually Germany had a law called Vermummungsverbot as long as i can remember. Police had to be able to identify your face (it was mostly enforced in demonstrations, so you could identify people in case of riots ) Skimasks aso have been outlawed for as long as i can remember....
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 8:43pm.
<"Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 8:38pm.">
Burqas are now banned in France and Belgium, and Germany and Denmark are weighing doing the same. Religious bigots leading the charge? Nope - in France it was women's rights groups.
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And so? If men were required by some random law that doesn't even have a true basis in the 'religious law' to dictate that you cover your entire face and body, you would not object???????
Islam does NOT require a burka...only 'modest attire'...
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<"Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 8:38pm.">
Burqas are now banned in France and Belgium, and Germany and Denmark are weighing doing the same. Religious bigots leading the charge? Nope - in France it was women's rights groups.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 8:28pm.
A burka in public should be a fineable offense. You cannot see the person's face. If you cannot go walking around in public in a mask, then you shouldn't be able to do so in a burka. If we must wear headscarfs when we visit Muslim countries than they should be able to adhere to the laws of ours. If they feel this infringes on their religious views, there are plenty of Muslim countries that will allow them to dress that way.
As for Mischa's "boyfriend" I say hipster AND gay.
Capezio's!? Bitch, please.
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Why does she insist on ratnest hair, ala Brit Brit? Even if girl doesn't have a career anymore, she should at least meet regularly with shampoo, conditioner, and a brush.
Nice France huh. France just voted 3 to 1 to make wearing a burqa in public a fineable offense (150 euros). This mess should be Exhibit #1 for the muslims when they go to court.