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Do they have that suit for women too or what? It's HOTHOTHOTHOT! It totally suits him, he looks like such the gigolo.

"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK

Mmmmmm...Feldman. I still would.

I like that suit - for Corey, that is. It suits him well. The girl in the blue - yuck. Why even wear bikini panties if you are going to wear them that low? Just stick a cork in it and call it a day.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

Some outfit there Corey was the thought of wearing that after your big crack hit or while you were hitting the pipe??

HAPPY B"DAY HOLES...Its mine too, and to think I share with a bunch of yuckys, only like Will Ferrell and Phoebe Cates, and how can you forget the beautiful BARBARA STANWYCK?

only in smell A...

"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby..."

only in smell A...

"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby..."

I'm strangely aroused by that photo. Time for a trip to the shrink.

Happy BDay to the Lord of the Dance
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""...if he offered to lick on my vagina bone it would be plastered on his face like that monster in Alien. Just sayin...."- Submitted by Global-Traveler of DListed

this picture smells bad

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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK

I think the real problem isn't the tuck, its the cankles.

"Please sir, I want some more" Oliver Twist

Jesus Christ the dude in the teal bathing suit is working the tuck game like no other. Anna Lynn McCord looks older and way more used up than Phoebe Cates, so that makes me smile. I still think ALM would open her wide mouth wif big teefs and bite off your head.

"And now you hookers and ho's know how I feel..."
- Snoop/Dr. Dre

Corey Feldman looks like a jigaboo.

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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful

happy bday to phoebe cates! :)

HB RUBEN BLADES: I knew NOTHING of salsa as a kid.That is until I moved to Miami,started traveling throughout Latin America, and had my horizons irretrievably expanded:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbBUtiIsCp4

HB BARRY SANDERS: To be so incredibly talented...only to be surrounded by
some of the worst teams ever assembled.To watch less talented backs collect RING(S).Life is not fair:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TflnHlQMt8&feature=related

HB PHOEBE CATES: If ever there was an argument that miscegenation was a good thing...she would be EXHIBIT A.I still crush for girlie.Call me if things get a little boring around the household baby doll. ;-D

HB JESSE JANE: The very template for the "trailer park blonde spinner".She is everything that a speed metal listening...lift kit truck driving...steroidal meth head dreams about.I'd tag it.

HB ANNALYNNE MCCORD:She could get the business too.

I always thought Phoebe Cates was so pretty. Not the greatest actor ever, but she got a laugh from me in "Gremlins 2" where she makes fun of the story where her dad died from dressing like Santa and getting stuck in the chimney.

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19 Cats and Counting!

THE FULL RELEASE LOOP

What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my

chaka1 LMAO
my "first" was obsessed with her, well, he's fat now and she's OLD!!!!

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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK

PHOEBE CATES IS 47??????

How old am I?

*DEAD*

I'd love a day of gossip without reading/seeing/hearing the name "AnnaLynne McCord". I truly have no idea why she's "famous" at all. That bitch must be blowing paps in overdrive to get photographed so much. Have an unhappy birthday, you irrelevant wad of cherry twat pie.

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19 Cats and Counting!

THE FULL RELEASE LOOP

What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my

Is that Alexis Arquette behind Corey (tall blonde, slut dress sleeves, and pink gimp cords on her legs)?

Those aqua plaid stockings really make that tranny's legs look shorter and hips look narrower than they already are. She looks like she has dwarfism from the waist down.

I was going to call it turquois, but I was raised by wolves and only learned the primary colors. Teal is probably a better word for it.

In any case, I thought she has a very long upper body. Now the tall one with the white top that has holes in the sleeves--looks a bit suspicious.

So, there is some sense here that we have d-list bikini models to go with a d-list actor...

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Submitted by .Child. on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 7:35am.
the girl in the teal bathing suit looks like a man.

Happy Birfday, Will!

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

The one on the far left half cut off has her pussay hangin' out.

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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover

Submitted by I heart Natalie on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 8:10am

For the dream of hopefully becoming a Hollywood star? I know it's a delusion but these chick don't seem to have a clue as to there actual chances of becoming famous.

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown

But at least those women in the photo aint fat! (sarcasm mixed with a little humor)

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown

The dude behind Corey has a "bitch, please" look on his face.

Happy birthday Will Ferrell!

Needs more cowbell....
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/719364/

Even as fucking stupid as Feldman looks in that picture, those "women" must feel like complete idiots... how the fuck does a person go through life like that???

I just don't get it...

Go Vikings

Submitted by zomay on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 7:11am.

Where do you rest your eyes?
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Took the words right out of my mouth. I think the companies that make the bottle blonde formula should be shot because most of those women don't rock that hair color at all.

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown

Holy crap, those are some horsey looking "women"...

Happy Birthday Barry Sanders...

Go Vikings

HBDay to Corey "Lost Boys Stand by Me!" Feldman, and Will "Funny or Die Elf" Ferrel. Woot!

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"Fuck an ugly man! Fuck the jacuzzi why don't YOU!! *HEAVES HEAVES SIGHS GROANS* YOU took MYY SOUUULLL!!" - Mel "I need a woman" Gibson, 7/13

Happy 43rd Birthday to Will Ferrell! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPJH8nCgp6g
*********************************************************************************************** Raul loves it too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjX9trDwp_o

Only one star today.......Happy Birthday Phoebe Cates!

Who are those hot messes behind him? I see camel toe.

and the rest look like stuffed sausages.

the girl in the teal bathing suit looks like a man.

Phoebe Cates was hot Hot HOT when she was younger (and still looks great for a woman her age).

Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 7:05am.

Damn. That suit would make Steve Harvey blush.
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Agreed!

N.Y...Jersey...Philly

Phoebe Cates is 47?? :-| Where in the hell did all the time go? When did I get so old?

AHHHHAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAA

Where do you rest your eyes? And the girl on his left is awsum. Aqua fishnets with black shoes. So refined.

Damn. That suit would make Steve Harvey blush.
*puts on crushed green velvet in honor of Michael Flatley*
Happy Birthday Sluts!

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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14

This should have been the "Caption This" photo for today. Happy Birthday to all!

N.Y...Jersey...Philly