Friday, July 16th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Jack Osbourne's T-Shirt
Someone had to do it, I guess. But please tell me the proceeds from the sale of this t-shirt are going to the Anti-Defamation League, the NAACP, the NCADV, and the "Buy Mel Gibson A Fucking Blow Job Already" Fund.
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What the fuck ?? The Burger King brawl and now the FBI/CHP/police are investigating some crazy meth head's shoot out with the cops last night (BLOCKS away from my home), helicopters have been flying over non stop and the freeway is still closed 17 hours later because of explosive devices being detonated from this militia redneck dude...wonderful place I live.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
I used to waitress at events, awards shows and so forth with lots of celebrities in attendance, and I always thought you could tell which were the biggest assholes by how they behaved to the waiting staff- their inferiors for the night. The biggest bitch I ever waited on was Kelly Osbourne at the GQ awards a few years back. She pushed past me when I was carrying an armful of plates, spilling gravy all over me, then looked me up and down and sneered when I(being english) apologised to her. BITCH! Those kids are entitled little shit bags, but I did crack a smile at Jack's T shirt.
Incidentally the nicest celebrity I ever waited on was Ewan McGregor.
Is that a dollar bill in his hand ? Nice allowance.
Those tapes are "Gold, Jerry, Gold !!!"
Late for the party, but this dude looks like a fat Joshua Jackson?
Submitted by kittymuffin on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 9:37pm
Uh huh...WHAT'S GOOD?!!!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Dear Jack Osbourne,
You are only playing in the minor leagues of fame because yo daddy once fronted one of the greatest heavy metal bands of all time. Check yoself.
Love Everyone
I don't know what to laugh at harder...the t-shirt or the fact that someone actually purchased pictures of this douche IN THIS ECONOMY. I remember once on TMZ, the camera guy was trading jabs with Jack and he got a reality check when the paparazzo said he was only following him because he didn't have anything better to do. he reminded him that his pictures don't sell for much anyway. Kelly is just as revolting. I always think of the both of them picking their noses and asses and wiping their fingers on car handles (Kelly wiped snot on Christina Aguilera's car handle). if my children were ever this spoiled and morbidly grotesque, I would disown them.
O! That was fast! Sorry - i'm multi-tasking!
Nite!
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
Well I need to go to bed. There will be roll call and beav inspection at 0600. Please note your calendar's accordingly.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Whew, thank God Angel, I was worried that I might be fratenizing with a wild untamed beav
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
@LawDoggy: Um...Hi....?:) I just trimmed mine so I'm good:)
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
I cannot begin to tell you how many jams a tip top beav condition has gotten ME out of!!!!
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
And Britanny Spears, Lilo, and Paris Hilton flashing their beavs wouldn't have caused such an uproar if they just exercised some good beav grooming.
So many trials in life can be avoided by simply following one simple rule, keep that beav properly groomed.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
If Oksana had a well coiffed beav, I don't think Mel would have been so angry with her. You know how hairy Russian woman are.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
*grabs Angel by the arm, holds her down, shaves her beav, and starts a nice conversation*
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
If you can read this, you know that I have a clean beav
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
A clean beav is a happy beav. WERD! A clean beav saved my life once when I was stationed on the Meekong Delta in Vietnam.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Hopefully all you chicks on here got your brazilian waxes for the weekend. I cannot stress enough that beaver maintenance is essential. It just is.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
*puts on shit happens t-shirt*
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I guess there was a gender discussion earlier. I, myself, am a chick though I have been mistaken for a man before or just a very big hairy lezzie, not the sexy porno kind but the home depot kind
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
My day was fine, thank you for asking.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I guess I have the place to myself again. Well that is good because we can talk about my favorite subject....ME
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Anyone still here?
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
um no
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 9:16pm.
It takes a real classy woman to blow a fat, ugly teenage boy because his father is Ozzy Osbourne.
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
Submitted by dayum on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 10:27pm.
Yes Kittymuffin, I am a guy. I was joking yesterday, sorry, I thought you understood.
How's your day so far?
my day sucked
Thanks for asking
How was your day?
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Good, thanks. So are you Kittymuffin as well?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Yes Kittymuffin, I am a guy. I was joking yesterday, sorry, I thought you understood.
How's your day so far?
my day sucked
Thanks for asking
How was your day?
Submitted by kittymuffin on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 9:44pm.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 9:22pm.
@ kittymuffin
Salacious and JazzFish are both men
Thanks
I didn't know
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Yes Kittymuffin, I am a guy. I was joking yesterday, sorry, I thought you understood.
How's your day so far?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 9:22pm.
@ kittymuffin
Salacious and JazzFish are both men
Thanks
I didn't know
little_rascal
tell that Nellie Oleson chick to stop calling me spanky or sparky
UGH! This useless brat is still around?
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 9:21pm.
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 5:34pm.
Yeah, Jack's always stuck me as the kind of guy who has to rely on novelty t-shirts to augment his personality.
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Mike, are you talking about me??
* takes off Threadless t-shirt
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Sal, what the hell is Threadless t-shirt? Do you mean threadbare t-shirt?
Are you taking off your pants also?
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Rasc, Threadless is a company that sells t-shirts. You can submit your design and people can vote to make it to a tshirt, and you get $500. They only sell small quantities of each design. I like some of them.
http://www.threadless.com/
Oh, I don't take off my pants at work.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Ugh. I'm zonked out on cold meds and there is NOTHING on TV. I'm watching DC Cupcake right now on TLC and it's about as interesting as watching grass grow. Where's the manufactured drama, damnit! I expect to see bitches smearing frosting on each other.
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"Gallina vecchia fa bon brodo" ("The old hen makes the best soup")
- chef Lidia Bastianich
@ kittymuffin
Salacious and JazzFish are both men.
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 5:34pm.
Yeah, Jack's always stuck me as the kind of guy who has to rely on novelty t-shirts to augment his personality.
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Mike, are you talking about me??
* takes off Threadless t-shirt
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Sal, what the hell is Threadless t-shirt? Do you mean threadbare t-shirt?
Are you taking off your pants also?
I'm still wondering if salacious is a guy
just wondering and jazz..just wondering
I hate Mel Gibson always have.
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 9:13pm.
The thought of having sex with Jack Osbourne is seriously terrifying. From the bloated chipmunk face to the bitch tits that would be flying everywhere to the gyrating, jiggling fupa there would be nowhere safe to look.
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I remember reading an interview with Sharon saying proudly that her son was 16 and getting blowjobs from 26 year old hos. That was at the peak of the show's popularity. So there, not everybody was terrified of him.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by atl2010 on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 9:10pm.
What is the deal with Sal? Lose that and talk about the freaking picture. Jack is lucky it's not his dad on his t-shirt biting the head off a batt. (two t's or one - not sure)
WHAT? WHAT?
What do you want me to lose? It's OP.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Wheel of Fun!
Wheel of Fun!
It's time for the Wheel of Fun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YQmkDDCyXQ&feature=channel
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
The thought of having sex with Jack Osbourne is seriously terrifying. From the bloated chipmunk face to the bitch tits that would be flying everywhere to the gyrating, jiggling fupa there would be nowhere safe to look.
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
What is the deal with Sal? Lose that and talk about the freaking picture. Jack is lucky it's not his dad on his t-shirt biting the head off a batt. (two t's or one - not sure)
Eilmeenie
whats good
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 8:39pm.
Sal, too late...I am addicted to chocolate milk...and Miller Lite...and men...and...ok, I'll shut up now!
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I only have one question... Miller Lite?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by JustJack on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 8:22pm.
Damn you Jazzy!
*Cancels spa treatment*
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OK, reinstates spa treatment and includes a special happy ending.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 8:39pm.
Sal, too late...I am addicted to chocolate milk...and Miller Lite...and men...and...ok, I'll shut up now!
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Oh, damn. I was walking around naked and spilled chocolate milk on my willy. Now, where can I set down my beer and clean myself up?
Submitted by JustJack on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 8:30pm.
*Sets up spa treatment and umbrella drink for Sal*
Sal, FYI, JJ is a she, and thanks for slapping Jazzy around for me!
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LOL sorry JJ... I knew you're a SHE, it was just a typo... I never meant to imply that you had gone the Chaz Bono route...
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Sal, too late...I am addicted to chocolate milk...and Miller Lite...and men...and...ok, I'll shut up now!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
I am sneakin out! Have a good weekend everyone.