Katie Price Is Evil
Right before Katie Price performed her new single (which has already been listed as a torture device by the U.N.) on GMTV today, she admitted that she can't dance or sing live. So if she knows that she has the dance skills of a plastic stripper doll with low batteries and a singing voice that could be classified as a terrorist threat, then what is the point of performing at all?! AND Katie can't even lip-synch right. Deaf toads with cotton mouth lip synch better than her ass!
Katie is well aware that she's causing harm to all of us, and yet she does it anyway! That is premeditated assault with intent to kill! LOCK THE BITCH UP! But before you do that, free that hairy jacket on her body first. Somewhere there's a nekkid ass gorilla who is thisclose to catching hypothermia. You WILL be hearing from the Dian Fossey Foundation, Katie!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 2:21am.
And what "talent" does she have that nets her $40 mil?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
FRITO LOVE AGAIN !!!!! FRITO LOVE AGAINNNN WHOOOAAA
i like it.
Jordan is a worthless piece of shit.
The single is a joke which isn't even funny.
According to the Daily Star her enemies want to kill her...there is a long list of haters but no one wants to kill her. it's More shit from a shit newspaper I wouldn't wipe my arse with.
Sweetie, you're remarried, you aren't 'free to love' again. Moron.
I would really like to learn the process by which a lowly page 3 fake tit model ends up assaulting the eardrums with 80s techno like this? I think it's fantastic!! Really, I do. There's hope for EVERYONE. Troweled on makeup and pleather pants? It's a bad yet humorous 80s acid trip.
Submitted by flutterbye417 on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 7:55pm.
That is no Gorilla on her back! She has been saving all of the wigs and busted ass weaves to make that beautifuly tragic jacket! TRUST!
Erm. She actually said that on the show before she sang! Yep, she took the piss out of herself! She also said she can't sing, has 2 left feet and with £40 mill i suppose she can do anything she wants.
Hell is freezing over as i type.....I'm starting to warm to her :(
Talent is an extinct animal these days.
So tell us something we don't already know. Idiot.
That was seriously the best thing I've ever seen. *goes to look for remixes*
That is no Gorilla on her back! She has been saving all of the wigs and busted ass weaves to make that beautifuly tragic jacket! TRUST!
Listen to me bitch!
What? She can't even dance to that? That was a fun, boppy song. If that was me, I'd be going all Britney in her prime on that shit. Way to miss an opportunity you stupid slag. I still like the song. Sue me
The best part was when she came out walking backwards Uhhh okay
GMTV? doesn't Peter have some kind of segment on there? Ahaha
Hells yes! *fist pump*
"And now you hookers and ho's know how I feel..."
- Snoop/Dr. Dre
@Salacious
You ain't missing jackshit. Price is a warbling 3 year old.
"Fuck an ugly man! Fuck the jacuzzi why don't YOU!! *HEAVES HEAVES SIGHS GROANS* YOU took MYY SOUUULLL!!" - Mel "I need a woman" Gibson, 7/13
I refuse to listen to or even see this fuckery. I only want to comment that all those those thousands of dollars misspent on paying this plastic hooker, the recording studio, musicians, songwriters and producers could've gone to their children instead, so they could file for emancipation. God and Satan both know that they deserve so much better.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Drag queen with big fake tits. Blech.
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"69ing while driving is only for professionals" --MK
She looks like a black Crystal Connors.
"...dance skills of a plastic stripper doll with low batteries and a singing voice that could be classified as a terrorist threat"
MK...your zingers are pure poetry! She should stick to whatever it is she does best, although I really don't know exactly what that would be.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwxVjNLPVhI
"They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? " ~Princess Diana~
Why?
Why must we be visually and audibly raped?
I loathe this pos.
You know, as someone that has lots of trance, electronica and eurodance on her I-pod, the song isn't that bad and it's got a good, catchy beat...
the performance however....well, that's another thing...
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
LOLOL
"But I don't speak liarmouthcuntanese. So who the fuck knows."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40pm.
Why do these retards hold a mic even when they admit they're not even singing?!
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My heels are broken! I can't move!
Those dancing nancies deserve some kinda prize for keeping straight faces.
TEAM PETER *FREE TO LOVE AHHGAAAIN* ANDRE.
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Ce n'est pas un pêché que d'être heureux~Coelho
Some one is actually worse then Hedi Montag. Unreal.
Deaf toads with cotton mouth lip synch better than her ass!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!whew!
OK... now I'll listen to this fuckery.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
I was laughing my head off after 30 seconds. That intro was so BAD, it's trifling.
If this gets to number one in the UK, I'm emigrating.
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"How can you trust someone with your full heart when they seem to be in love with the fact that they look like something out of The Hills Have Eyes."
Vintage MK.
she is far gone now her sanity is nonexistent
Couldn't even listen to the halfway mark.
Total, utter shit. She makes LaToya sound like Aretha. Bet She'll never be performing that live....
What a mess of a woman. She should of stuck to just getting her tits out.
LMAO @ the dude in the BOUSTIERE! (sp?)
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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Submitted by snideychick on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 2:06pm.
Snideychick sez:
Would be MUCH better if Cathy Dennis sang it.
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Aww...love Cathy Dennis. <3
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What seems to be the officer, problem???
You know, I could just and just buy that voice (is it even hers? o_o) but damn... even I could lip sync just kills it completely.
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Your local Finnish village idiot.
Her colossal ineptitude as a musician and as a stage performer is indeed unfortunate, but then again, we can't all be experts at everything we try. At least Katie Price can fall back on her incredible writing skills to put out another critically acclaimed literary smash hit, and her natural, fresh-faced beauty is an inspiration to young girls everywhere.
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Slap me like a nun who dissed you.
Still not over Peter, stupid whore.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Graham Norton does a priceless send-up of her tone-deaf attitude. She thinks she's a model of modern feminism; she's really just a talentless slag.
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"Now is not the time for your judgments when we're about to be impaled by raw vegetables."
"Im sorry to say that the country that has produced the greatest rock bands and musicians in the world is also the only country that would buy this shit-it will probably number 1 next week"
totally true, as a brit i am totally ashamed of this moron. "fight for this love" by cheryl cole, er sorry tweedy whatever shot to number one while great bands still play the underground circuit. hense i havent followed the charts for a good 15 years now.
THAT WAS A-MAZ-ING!
wow, if only old dead eyes emotionphobic Pricey could do mouth hand co-ordination for realz she might be able to give a successful blowjob to Mel Gibson.
Unfortunatoy she has no hand/mouth/ brain anything.
This is what it looks like to be a test tube walking.. (out of time)
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
She has zero stage presence and no talent. Not that this surprising in the least.
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"This is America Liz, none of us belong here."
Im sorry to say that the country that has produced the greatest rock bands and musicians in the world is also the only country that would buy this shit-it will probably number 1 next week...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
WOW! She really IS evil!
I know how MK likes to exaggerate but he's totally on the money with this one. But I'm worried. Does she get points for HOnesty?
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jesus christ. every fame whore on the block is releasing a single. why don't they all get together and have a benefit concert for "miracle ear" because of all the bleeding/busted eardrums that will occur from listening to this crap!
Hmmmmppppfffff!
"who is this c*nt?"
oh how i wish i could be you!
who is this c*nt?
www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous
Pete Burns wannabe. she doesnt even come close to his fabulousness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUatnbaNfEo
Snideychick sez:
Would be MUCH better if Cathy Dennis sang it.
Submitted by get serious on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 1:47pm.
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And dirty British chavettes who worship her like she's the second coming.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Eurotrash's NOT DEAD. Her little ditty reminds of summer holidays in France, Spain and Italy circa 1977-1980. No doubt she'll be a roaring success when she "sings" and flashes her melons in the beer tents or made shift discos there to an all whacked out audience as we were then. Oh the memories.
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Auri sacra fames
Haha! Only 24 seconds into it, my 4-year-old said "turn it off, it's really bad!" From the mouths of babes....
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
D.A.M.N. N.O.
*digs out flamethrower*
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"Fuck an ugly man! Fuck the jacuzzi why don't YOU!! *HEAVES HEAVES SIGHS GROANS* YOU took MYY SOUUULLL!!" - Mel "I need a woman" Gibson, 7/13
I would rather be waterboarded.
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"I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in."
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She sucks