Monday, July 19th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 16th!
Who ordered the Tommy Girl special? - OurMissC
Runners-up:
Sandra Lee's new recipe for fingerling potato salad looks none too appetizing. - WhiskeyTango
What do you get that special foreign slut in your life that seems to have everything? It's of course our new uncircumcised edition of "Pail of Penis!" Just add water and you'll have enough full-bodied trouser hogs to last for hours! - MelodicFlow
Having collected the penises of 100 virgin boys, Madonna is ready for her next skin transplant. - dementa
(Thanks Amy)
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WTF is that shit? Seriously----What the fuk is that?
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"I'll trade you a Klonopin for some Propofol"
Enough with the congratulations already just tell us what the fuck that is!!
Amy splain yoself!
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Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy.
Congrats OurMissC... you're like the Lady Caca of Dlisted, there simply is no competing with you. ;)
Congrats everyone else for the funny shit. Keep it coming.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Nice job yall!!! Did anyone ever figure out what this really is?!
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Congrats winnahs!! Bukkake for all!! *dry heaves*
congrats to the winner and runners up! and dementa, truly, you live up to your moniker.
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In between dry heaves, I want to say you bitches/pimps are funny as ever, Congrats!
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"Fuck an ugly man! Fuck the jacuzzi why don't YOU!! *HEAVES HEAVES SIGHS GROANS* YOU took MYY SOUUULLL!!" - Mel "I need a woman" Gibson, 7/13
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 8:40am.
Great one...and your a newcomer at that! Good job!
Funny captions for gross pic!!
congrats to all the lovely winners, now can we please never have to look at this picture again!!!!??
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
There were so many hilarious captions for this one...well done peeps!!
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
Lol OurMissC, how do you keep cumin up w/ such funny stuff! Congrats also to WhiskeyTango, Melodic Flow & dementa, all were funny entries.
Congrats to WhiskeyTango, MelodicFlow and dementa! Hilarious! Thanks MK!
The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins
Good job! This is one of those where everyone's was great. Where you have 200 or so great entries. I don't know how anyone could pick just 4. Hard to do. I did not even try to caption this one.
Have a good day everyone.
Werd, weenahs. Congrats!
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
Making paella at the Jersey Shore.
Bruce, it's got to be Kourtney's, the ones in Kim and Kloe's buckets are all black!
A favorite of Fidel Castro, the dicktaters are awesome!
Looks like the pool boy finally cleaned & emptied the filter to Oksana's jacuzzi.
The Breakfast of Champeens.
Madonna's dinner has to be perfect in every stage of preperation. She'll pick later.
Going to hell with peens in a handbasket....
Well, this Buffet aint Kosher.
What's the opposite of Vagina Dentata ?
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
And then Perez squealed ..."Amazeballs!!! Best BarBQ Ever!!!!"
Sadly, Jimmy Dean died before he could introduce his new "Europeen" style sausages.
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All jokes and captions aside, WTF IS THIS? This is ultimately scarring me!
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"Sarah Jessica Parker has the same exact cardigan as my abuelita. BITER!" -- MK
Being jealous of Chelsea Clinton’s penis collection of former fiancés, Bristol Palin quickly became engaged to Levi Johnston to start one of her own.
Despite Exhibit A clearly showing that Michael Lohan is a dickbag, Judge Marsha Revel still wouldn't let him speak at Lindsay's trial.
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Door contest at Octosana's house: Which one is Mel Gibson's??
This is what a bowl of pot pourri looks like in the Hilton household.
Peen worms. Where babies REALLY come from.
surely someone's said this already but i'm not digging back through all 240 comments to find out:
"Here's that bowl of dicks Hotney's always telling us to gobble."
What's left from Paul the Octopus...
Pornucopia
They tried black ones first, but could only fit three in the bowl.
When Jenna Jameson retired.
Lindsay Lohan stocks up on "supplies" before going to jail as she knows the only sex she'll be getting for the next few weeks will be of the female persuasion...and homegirl only swings that way if there are cameras around.
Why Paris was banned from the free clinic.
Why Paris was banned from the free clinic.
To solve the problem of over population, they severed Jim-Bob Dugger's penis several times - only to have it grow back again and again.
Yours sluttily,
Ray-z
Rosie has a strap on for every occasion.
Oy Vey...that's a lot of tips!
What Tommy Girl daydreams about to get hard when he needs to fulfill his contractual obligation of having sex with Katie Holmes bi-yearly.
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"And when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life." ~ Ralph Wiggum.
Also known as Rachel Uchitels abacus.
Car keys in the fruit bowl is played differently at the Dahmers.