Friday, July 16th 2010

Afternoon Crumbs

Charlotte Church's estranged husband is getting over the agony of their split by humping a football. Works for me. - Just Jared

Like a giant crusty loogie hawked up in your eye: Katherine Heeeeiggggl as Stephanie Plum - Lainey Gossip

Gui-do something! - Popeater

That girl who humped on Justin Timberlake once and is now motorboating Channing Tatum is in a bikini - Egotastic!

Paul Rudd needs a housecoat and a plastic shower cap to complete the look - Towleroad

Wet chonies brought to you by Katy Perry - The Superficial

Geena Lee Nolin still exists - Hollywood Tuna

I'm convinced that the only thing Rachel Bilson does all day is walk from her house to her car, drive around the block, walk back to her house and repeat 10-minutes later (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

This is what it looks like when your childhood barfs - The Chive

But where are the secretly recorded tapes of Melissa Etheridge calling Tammy Lynn Michaels a gold digging whore who needs to eat her? - Celebitchy

The pretty Asian girl from The Real World: San Diego got a new job! - Popoholic

In case you're wearing a long sleeve shirt and can't see the tattoo of a shirtless Taylor Lautner on your arm, here's a picture of a shirtless Taylor Lautner - Popsugar

JLove wearing someone's kitchen back splash as a dress - ICYDK

Masturbation Theater presents Stephen Dorff - Hollywood Rag

Here is a picture of Anderson Cooper and me - Cityrag

DAMN! Burger King ain't that good - Crunk + Disorderly

Amy Adams as Janis Joplin?!! - I'm Not Obsessed

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On the Burger King video...Honey, that ain't nothin'

Remains me of Black Friday at Wal-Mart last year in Baldwin Hills out on Crenshaw. I thought I'd go and see if I could snag a good deal but they ran out of $50 flatscreens and I almost lost my life.

I used to live in North Long Beach and the city of Paramount. For me this video is just another day in the neighborhood.

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I'd hit it if someone triple bagged his head. That grin just makes my skin crawl

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Dayum. I said DAYUM! Charlotte Church is a fool to let that one go. Unless perhaps he has tinymeat? Pics of that, please.

*taps fingers on desk* I'm waiting...

ETA: That Burger King video? I work in Jamaica, Queens (NYC) and I see stuff like this ALL THE TIME. And whenever there is a fight like this, there is at least one person videotaping it and others taking still pics with their cell phones.

Some people live their lives as stereotypes, it is very sad, but certainly not confined to California.

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Body, hot
Face, not.

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That Gavin Hansen is giving me the vapors....in a good way!

And I can't watch the BK video, it sounds very disturbing.

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I had to stop watching the BK video; it's bad enough that pregnant women were fighting like that, but when that man starting punching her in the face I was done. And that asshole recording standing around instigating talking about it's her fault for being from another city...what kind of pride can you have in your town if it's filled with ignorant, classless assholes like that?

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Submitted by platapussy on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 5:45pm.
As if there are not trashy acting people all over the world and of every color.
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Blacks are stereotyped and blamed for this kind of behavior more than the other groups. These men and women did not need to re-enforce that stereotype--I was commenting on THAT.

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What a painfully unattractive human being.

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Sookie's picture

will someone PLEASE get stephen dorff some goddamned SUNGALSSES???!!!

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Meeshie's picture

That hot piece was porking Charlotte Church??? There is no God.

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So...incredibly....yummy

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DeeDee's picture

DAMN! Burger King ain't that good.

I dunno, MK. When I was pregs with my first baby, I got into a fight with a woman over the last serving of mac and cheese at a restaurant.

stake_spike's picture

#36 on the 80's thing, I never realized how much the kid from HIStK looks like Shia LaDouche.

That C+D video was disgusting. I'm surprised it's still up. Yes, those girls were disgusting but the guy that puts his hand around that girls neck to hold her in place while he punches her in the face is just fucked up. I hope he's caught and spends the next year getting ass raped in jail. How the fuck do people just stand around watching that and laugh? Fucking animals.

stake_spike's picture

Her hair's not big enough!!! Stephanie would never go out in a ponytail. Bitch loves the hair products and mascara.

WHY did he have to ruin a perfectly beautiful orgasmic pic with that shit-eating grin!? wipe that smirk off your face, young man!

and then blow me!

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LaChaylo's picture

When I saw Taylor Lautner was filming something for Abduction, I thought it was a commercial for a new ab machine. (wah wah wah...)

Good thing this guy in the pic plays rugby. He's strong enough to smash that closet door to bits.

Cunning Stunt's picture

Precious little girl next door Amy Adams as Janice Joplin? Pfft,whatever, that will be buried at the bottom of the $5 bin at Walmart along with Time Cop and Home Alone 3 in no time.

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Submitted by HoityToity on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 3:58pm.

WATCH the Crunk + Disorderly Burger King cat fight. Every stereotype enforced and re-enforced--it was shameful, black people!
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As if there are not trashy acting people all over the world and of every color.

Hekki's picture

joe schmoe and Irish Fury, I thought I was the silent micro-minority who hates that hip/groin definition thing!

In all my years of young sluttery, I only had one man that had that, and he was a workout lunatic.

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Submitted by salacious on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 5:10pm.

Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 5:06pm.

What is it with Paul Rudd becoming more and more annoying as he ages. Up until about five years ago, he seemed like an okay guy.
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I know Mike, I used to like him too. I guess he discovered a little thing called fame. Now he's become another self-important choad.

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Has happened a lot since he was picked up by the Apatow crew. All those guys seem to be a bit self-aggrandizing IMO. Guys who do comedy can be like that-having been to film school for a bit (I just have a minor, thank god), I can always sense the arrogance behind these groups of "genius" comedians. Yes, a lot of their films are funny, but they just seem so into themselves that it's annoying. And Rudd needs to do another romcom so he can go back to looking dreamy again, at least for my sake!

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copacabanagirl's picture

Geena Lee Nolin is looking really good.

Katie Perry looks cute in her wet undies.

After too much Mel Gibson crap this week, I couldn't get too far into the Burger King brawl vid.

"Masturbation Theater"....LOL!

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 5:06pm.

What is it with Paul Rudd becoming more and more annoying as he ages. Up until about five years ago, he seemed like an okay guy.
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I know Mike, I used to like him too. I guess he discovered a little thing called fame. Now he's become another self-important choad.

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salacious's picture

Stephen Dork has chicken legs, and my god I had forgotten about Geena Lee Nolin. She's still hot! She deserves a career resurrection.

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mike's picture

What is it with Paul Rudd becoming more and more annoying as he ages. Up until about five years ago, he seemed like an okay guy.

salacious's picture

Greasy douchebags are what girls swoon over and make more money than those who went to school. It's a sad world we're living in.

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chaka1's picture

I would hit thee...
Let me count the ways...

beakers bitch's picture

Jenna Dewan is one lucky bitch. Looooove Channing Tatum. Hot, hot, hot.

Gavin's face is cute, and I'm sure that bronze stuff on his skin will wash off. I think he's much sexier without the photoshopping. I don't understand why anyone thinks tanning looks good. Just skin damage. People try to hide their skin imperfections with a tan, and they just get worse skin every year.
Much better than Steven Dorff, who has a decent body, but the face looks 10 years older and it was kinda ugly to begin with. He looks like a middle aged gay man who goes to circuit parties every month.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Not sure why anyone ever photographs Rachel Bilson

sonah22's picture

OMG Y'ALL...that childhood memories thing had that rainbow tent thingie from gym class! Remember that? You'd stick your head in and spin around? And do kids these days read Goosebumps? And they forgot Oregon Trail!

Amy Adams as Janis= :(((((((???????

Taylor Lautner= NOMMMMM!

And what does this Bilson girl do? I don't get it.

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Now that is a case of gay-face.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 3:12pm.

Did Charlie Church really think that this over cooked prick would marry her?

As photoshopped as this is, I don't like these bodies on men. I like men to be in shape somewhat, but I hate that line things around their hips, it makes me queesy..
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TexnDoc's picture

Crunk video is really something. Watching a pregnant woman get beaten and getting kicked directly in the abdomen. Lovely. If that kid is lucky it will be stillborn.

Husbands_and_Wives's picture

Damn that Burger King video is disturbing. The entire city of Oakland should be leveled immediately.

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P.T.Bull's picture

Face kinda looks like a young don johnson.

P.T.Bull's picture

Face kinda looks like a young don johnson.

HoityToity's picture

WATCH the Crunk + Disorderly Burger King cat fight. Every stereotype enforced and re-enforced--it was shameful, black people!

M.E.'s picture

*watching all the videos I can find with Dorff in them*

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Lol ulvy
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M.E yes
*drools*
I think it was a dlister who pointed that out to me
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I can't believe we share the same birthday, ugh, although he's a yr older.

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Oh damn, I'd do hit that! *slobbers*

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OMG!!! SNOWY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you know your lover SAWYER is in the Cryin video!?!?!??!?!

TWO HOT PIECES IN ONE PLACE!