The Virgin And Child
The Norton Simon Museum in Pasadena, CA has announced that they are replacing Raphael's Madonna and Child with this picture of Cuban superstar Niurka Marcos and her son at the Univision Awards in Miami last night. Sorry, Mary, Jesus and Raphael, you'll have to find something else you're good at, because the changing of the guard has started right now!
I don't know shit about Niurka, but that doesn't matter. We don't need to exchange information. Words are cheap when you're faced with beauty that is this luxuriously expensive. Although, I think most of what she's wearing was bought using a payment plan. Whatever! All I need to know is that she (?) is perfection from the top of her (??) head to the remarkable anus of a transsexual angel on her belly to the wholesale rhinestones on her acrylic claws to the Casper's tail tattoo....and beyond.
It's as if Chyna crawled up into Daryl Hannah's vagina and took over her body. Niurka's son is the luckiest boy in the world, because he has a devoted mother that is teaching him about tasteful elegance at such a young age.
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That little boy is going to be handsome...
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The more I look at these pictures the more she kind of looks like a gutter slut version of Daryl Hanna.
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"This is America Liz, none of us belong here."
That tattoo peaking out cannot be what I think it is. It just cannot.
If it is a dick head tattoo then it explains a lot about her last husband.
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That poor child should not be subjected to such obvious mental illness.....especially in public.
Submitted by La Llorona on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 9:19am
...Funniest thing in reference to her was that she had to go on National TV to deny she was retarded!!!
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LMFAO!!!!!
Submitted by La Llorona on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 9:19am.
Funniest thing in reference to her was that she had to go on National TV to deny she was retarded!!!
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ahahaha. It might need to be repeated.
That child is just really pretty. I did consider that it was because he was standing next to Vin Diesel with tits, but naw, he is a cutie.
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Whoa! I can only focus on one horrifying thing at a time; Wtf is up with her belly button? Or I should say the whole area around her belly button? There's some kind of nobbly lump underneath it (if you look at the 3rd and 2nd to last thumbnails)
I was in Cuba last year *sigh*; Gorgeous place, and wonderful people.
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She is dating a guy name Eduardo Antonio. THey got kicked off a radio show for being assholes. Her divorce from Juan Osorio was DIRTY. Funniest thing in reference to her was that she had to go on National TV to deny she was retarded!!!
Wow, that's a whole lotta mess for one picture. I'm going to focus on her bad boob job, though. Let's discuss.
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Wait WTF is that tattoo under her belly button?
Oh, nooooooooooooooo!
Submitted by lea8199 on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 12:30am
Sounds like Dlist material to me. ;-)
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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 7:06pm
She must have been very beautiful or had the best smoozing techniqe in the world.
Or maybe she had big boobs? Either way I need this woman to teach me her ways.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Her kid is so big now! (I feel old) and he is actually cute, at least he didn't get the looks from his father..
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"Canta y Encanta a tu Pueblo Tigresa"
kind of looks like Perez Hilton in drag
Gargoyle harlotry juxtaposed with the innocence of a child = disturbing
oh boy nice herniated belly button.
I want to ask if this is the new breast-feeding couture, but then I am of the opinion that those straps are over her shoulders to keep her peen in check.
That kid better watch it or something is gonna crush his medulla oblongata any second!
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Anatomically...something is very wrong.
Submitted by vidz on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 11:35pm.
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 10:07pm.
last pic titally looksa like she has a dick under her skin!!
eeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!
"Ek is tans besig om fucking die wêreld en die heelal gee my damn tong.."
she also has one of the most exquisite vocabulary around.... she can make a sailor mouth blush...love her! lmao
Niurka is an exquisite creature... When she divorced her 1st husband i believe; she went on national tv (mexico, most of latin america, spanish tv here in the usa) to tell everyone that her ex husband would not fuck her and that she would masturbate next to him because they were not having enough sex...
She was married to this famous mexican novela producer and of course, she was a staple on all of his soaps at the time, however, you guessed right, she cheated on him with one of the actors..
he then became her next ex husband.. right now she's going out with the gayest looking man i've ever seen.. she claims he's straight but there's no way in hell.... cant remember his name right now..
Gorgeous headline!
Ohhhhh, little Patrick Bateman was so cute!
This is really a publicity stunt for the prequel to AMERICAN PSYCHO.
and everything becomes quite clear.
I have to wonder what she sees when she looks in a mirror.
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Submitted by dementa on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 10:07pm.
Did they implant extra muscles in her belly, or did they just shove her peen upwards?
You might be right!
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That last pic of her third wedding says it all -- white pasties? I have no words for this.
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Adorable little boy looks like a mini Eric Bana.
As for Niurka, she's a tabloid fixture and a running joke to Latinos, with all her men, her ESCANDALOS, her gawd awful taste, and her many plastic surgeries.
La mujer esta FEA, por dentro y por fuera.
Did they implant extra muscles in her belly, or did they just shove her peen upwards?
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The only things this lady is missing are a bubbling cauldren, a glass eye to see her visions, and runes.
"She" is truly the stuff that nightmares are made of....God help that poor little boy.
My head is bowed...and not cuz im up to fri night ho shit, but because i am not worthy of all this elegance...
"Come on Gloria..."
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AHHHHH!!! I hate this woman so much!!! She is so low class, cheats on all of her husbands/boyfriends/lovers, uneducated, loud and obnoxious!!! YUCKY!!!!
She's making me think of Daryl Hannah...you know, if Daryl Hannah went all Housewives Nevada Brothels.
Though I must say, her nails and creepy caved in stomach are going to give me nightmares tonight.
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Submitted by bourgie on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 9:04pm.
lol at her ghetto corn chip nails
haha
and those road map hands
Little touches like the bow beneath her implants show the thought and care she put into this ensemble. The 90's are calling and they want their curling eagle's talons back.
lol at her ghetto corn chip nails
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There is something seriously wrong with her belly button and I don't mean the tattoo. The belly button goes to the left in some pictures and swings to the right in others!!! That is NOT normal!
As for the poor son, his only hope is to meet and wed one of Shauna Sand's daughters. No one else in the world could understand his particular fuck-up.
The kids cute. That's all I got.
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That's just gross. Lord knows what will become of that little boy....
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Shed actually be pretty if she toned it down. A lot.
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I hope whoever this is has a neverending river of money to pay for all the therapy this kid is going to need.
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