Um....

Submitted by Mayo on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 12:40pm.
Oh sorry if i sounded i little bitchy, it's just talking about chavez irritates me... xDDD

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Oh sorry if i sounded i little bitchy, it's just talking about chavez irritates me... xDDD
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Relax Mayo, it was just a joke, not pretending to get political. I know what dicktators are, having had a few in my country. I've been to Venezuela and got a few friends and relatives living in there. They are very nice cool people. We laugh at our fucked up governments all the time so sorry if I assumed you were anything like them.

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Let me dirty up your mind.

Her parent's don't know, but maybe Hugo does! :o
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Can we just don't get political at this moment it's so irritating i don't care about that fuck face and i'm sure he doesn't care about me or the people in venezuela so don't start with that crap you don't what is happening in my country so please don't go there, it always gets me angry so don't do it...
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I co-sign, MK is hot!!! I bet he was an adorable baby too.

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Submitted by Mayo on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 12:47am.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 10:59pm.
Werd. Do your parents know you come to DListed? ;p
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HAHAHAAA!! no they don't mostly because they don't speak english, i'm from venezuela...
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Her parent's don't know, but maybe Hugo does! :o

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angel_i

But i do have to say that i love dlisted and that i love MK, i think hi's the perfect man that's why he's gay... ;P
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 10:59pm.
Werd. Do your parents know you come to DListed? ;p
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HAHAHAAA!! no they don't mostly because they don't speak english, i'm from venezuela...
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Submitted by Mayo on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 2:42am.

Honestly??!! this is pissing me off!!! i just turned 16 and i have to tell you, not all teenagers are as stupid as this dumb "thing"... some of us just really want to go to a good college and get good grades, and yes i'm being honest. Not all teenagers have vibrators, no i don't have one and i don't need one, and if i said this in front of my parents i'd be dead, my mother would kill me if i only say the word "fuck" or saw me smoking. I really don't get this girl she and other girls like her are making us normal teenagers look bad in front of everyone's eyes i hate this!!... and i've watched SATC and honestly i think it's stupid, dramatic, retarded and meaningless... just sayin'.
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Werd. Do your parents know you come to DListed? ;p

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I'm glad that she's proud to be a wanker.

what's the legal age in the land of shitty cuisine?

"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby..."

Blade from Puppet Master needs to cut this bitch and get his eyeliner back.
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 11:03am.

Items like these make me eternally grateful that no one was remotely interested in interviewing my teenage self.

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I was thinking the same thing, not that I was bad as she was at the age..but I certainly tried to do things that were considered adult.

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Items like these make me eternally grateful that no one was remotely interested in interviewing my teenage self.

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Exactly. At 16, it's not normal to trade in men for vibrators, that happens in your 30's. She's implying that she's been there done that with the sex with men thing, and is moving on. Um, she's 16!! How many men has she had exactly? And they use the word men too, not boys, but men.

I do believe that is a raccoon with a blonde wig on.

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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"

The shocking thing about her comment is not that she owns a vibrator (wow, how badass!) but the "I'm bored with men"-part. You'd expect it from a 30-something woman not a 16-year-old. No 'man' would be caught dead with her considering she lives in the public eye. Secondly, when would she have had all these "men"? In middle school? I'm fairly certain most of what she says is absolute bullshit but she doesn't know it (yet). There are only two options:

1. She keeps playing the "I'm, like, sooooo edgy"-part until her edgy self ODs, or
2. She comes to her senses when she's an adult and becomes completely embarrassed by her teenage stupidity.

I'm hoping the latter for her sake.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 7:11pm.

My parents used to search my room constantly so I would have probably been grounded for a vibrator (in retaliation I would go through my parents stuff and they had pornos, a vibrator, The Rabbit, Joy of Sex book etc...) either way they kept a tight leash (not in an S&M way) on me and they would have KILLED me if at the age of 16 I told anyone that a vibrator was my best friend in a bragging tone. Don't get me wrong, I have NO problems with vibrators, but where are the parents to teach her some self respect ? Her parents probably have three-ways/gangbangs with Dina Lohan and the Cyrus family and ride double dildos while orgasming listening to each other yell out how famous they are and how much money they make.

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LOL! So true!

I don't think there is anything wrong with her masturbating (or even owning a vibrator). In fact, the masturbating is highly normal, as we all know. It's the fact that this GIRL is constantly trying to sound more grown-up & mature than she is - which really just makes it painfully clear how young & immature she is. She shouldn't be sharing this information with the world for all the pervs & weirdos to learn about. Some things are best kept private, or shared with actual friends (not magazines) if you want to talk about it. This girl is 16. She has plenty of time to grow up & say shit like this later on. She should enjoy being YOUNG now.

Why not? The message she's actually sending to female teenagers= you should learn to know your body and how to please yourself before having sex with boys. After all, it's only masturbation.
Somehow it's okay for guys to be touching themselves (and boys that age masturbate ALL the time), but not so much when you're a girl.
Back in the day (mid 90's) we never talked about it with my girlfriends, but years after we realized we were all touching ourselves before we had any kind of sexual intercourse with boys.
Of course we didn't use a vibrator. I'm thinking she probably refers to a small device, not a gigantic plastic penis.

I'm sorry but I'm rolling my eyes at all the comments of "What is she doing with a vibrator? Golly gee whiz!" The other option is for her to be FUCKING. AT SIXTEEN. The vibrator is saving her from STD's. (Assuming she hasn't alread had sex, which I'm pretty sure she has.) Some of you need to go back in time and remember what your sixteen year old hormones were doing, and then maybe you'll understand why the girl needs a vibrator.

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Honestly??!! this is pissing me off!!! i just turned 16 and i have to tell you, not all teenagers are as stupid as this dumb "thing"... some of us just really want to go to a good college and get good grades, and yes i'm being honest. Not all teenagers have vibrators, no i don't have one and i don't need one, and if i said this in front of my parents i'd be dead, my mother would kill me if i only say the word "fuck" or saw me smoking. I really don't get this girl she and other girls like her are making us normal teenagers look bad in front of everyone's eyes i hate this!!... and i've watched SATC and honestly i think it's stupid, dramatic, retarded and meaningless... just sayin'.

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Kids these days, with all their new fangaldy bullshit. What ever happened to just playing with yourself? Fingers are so underated nowdays....

Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?

Ewugh, I don't need to know some jailbait is in love with her vibrator. Keep that shit to youself.

Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 9:43pm.
About SATC: I watched it ever since I was 13 and I walked out fine. I always knew it was fluffy fantasy not meant to portray harsh reality, and that freelance writers could not usually afford a million pairs of Manolos and lenghty lunches with gal pals every day at pricy joints. The secret? I was not stupid. Any kid with half a brain will know that SATC is fantasy and enjoy it (or not) for what it is - escapism. If your kid is actually being influenced to think SATC is reality either a) your parenting needs honing or b) your kid is stupid and is probably the kind of girl who thinks co-dependent relationships to controlling supernatural assholes are the thing to do, and that jumping off a cliff is an appropriate response to a break-up.

Yup. These kids that use SATC as an excuse to be a whore is very insulting to the human race.

This is so completely normal.

I remember a few years ago when some elite college sent out their catalogue, they showed a dorm room and there was a vibrator on the bed.

Scandal.

I say, use your vibrator, and tell the frat boys to jerk off! :)

I personally hate vibrators, so I never know what to do with myself.

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What?! Ew. I'm sure he vibrator is covered in rhinestone encrusted skulls, because she is so punk like that.

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Submitted by A.cotw on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 10:14pm.

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They're In Hell,sucking the rigid cock of Satan after proving his existence on Earth for centuries.

Honestly, I wasn't hit after 1rst grade, and I'm ashamed that I laughed with my classmates when Sr. Rose Damien opened that can of whipass.

* An other popular generic term is Sister Dontienne de Sade

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LOL I really have no reply to that except that I'm really laughing my ass off at those names and that bit about "sucking the rigid cock of Satan".

On the same subject... have you seen this movie?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318411/

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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 9:43pm.

I'm more speaking of the sexuality of SATC, which gets warped by teenagers/young college coeds into thinking that their whole identity is about how much sex they can have/blab about. It's interesting that now when I watch the show at 26, I feel it's more about relationships with sex as a vehicle of discussion and comedy, and I enjoy it so much more, even though I still haven't had as much experience as those characters!

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40pm.

Submitted by salacious on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 2:47pm.

I don't know about that sister but there's plenty of them I guess...

I honestly hope that those of hairy cunts are pulling that S&M shit in jail... or in hell.

Check out this article.
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They're In Hell,sucking the rigid cock of Satan after proving his existence on Earth for centuries.
Horrifying article,thank you. I don't condone any form of child abuse. However, in response to this comment:

Submitted by salacious on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 2:47pm.
A lot of parents nowadays don't believe in spanking their children but if they knew that they might end up becoming like this little self-absorbed cunt then they'd think it's not such a bad idea.
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I think spanking is correct in very limited circumstances. Sometimes it only takes one tap on the hand or behind to make a child behave. Or one spanking from a penguin. Or one Silent Medusa Stare from a penguin.
Other Catholic school parolees on Dlisted might agree that sisters in teaching orders could make guards in political prison camps look like kittens.Hence the *Sister Mary Brass Knuckles,RC* joke. When Pope JPII was shot in St. Peter's Square,a penguin grabbed the failed assassin before the Swiss Guard could lock and load. He probably confessed all before HH was off the righteous shit in the hospital.

Honestly, I wasn't hit after 1rst grade, and I'm ashamed that I laughed with my classmates when Sr. Rose Damien opened that can of whipass.

* An other popular generic term is Sister Dontienne de Sade

Well, I'd much rather 16 year olds use a vibrator than have sex. But they do need to be taught that emotional intimacy in relationships is just as important as sex and they generally need MUCH better parenting than this bitch gets if they're to turn out OK.

But her bragging makes me want to choke her. And if she says she's bored of men, then she's shutting people out. Not that anyone can stand her.

UGH. I just don't like her. If I'd had all the opportunities she's had and still has, I'd be so much more grateful and so much less cynical and negative.

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Aint no cellphones in '69 man, I'm head to toe legit.

About SATC: I watched it ever since I was 13 and I walked out fine. I always knew it was fluffy fantasy not meant to portray harsh reality, and that freelance writers could not usually afford a million pairs of Manolos and lenghty lunches with gal pals every day at pricy joints. The secret? I was not stupid. Any kid with half a brain will know that SATC is fantasy and enjoy it (or not) for what it is - escapism. If your kid is actually being influenced to think SATC is reality either a) your parenting needs honing or b) your kid is stupid and is probably the kind of girl who thinks co-dependent relationships to controlling supernatural assholes are the thing to do, and that jumping off a cliff is an appropriate response to a break-up.

I can't with you.

I'd try for something wittier but I just got a heap serving of reality and will only say that TMom needs to choke on her sparkly vampire vibrator and shut her trap.

Submitted by salacious on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 7:23pm.

Submitted by sonah22 on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 6:52pm.

And as for SATC influencing young girls, I CONCUR. I think a lot of girls who watched that show at a younger age are fucked in the head today cause they don't yet understand it. This is probably one of them.

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Just ask Miley. When she was 14 she called it her favorite show.
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Agree. I didn't let my daughter watch it as a young teenager and got into a mild disagreement with a friend who let her 12 year old watch it and thought I was being prudish.

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Submitted by salacious on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 7:23pm.
Submitted by sonah22 on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 6:52pm.

I think Shitney may have as well.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 6:01pm.
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why is she a whore? because shes using a vibrator? get your fucking head outta your ass.

i think she is a total poseur and my eyes roll whenever i see her but i dont think shes a whore because she uses a sex toy. in fact maybe if horny teens were given those they would'nt be stalking that wanker Rob Patterson and would be happier.

Haven't had any time to read the comments before commenting. Sorry, hors. Know you said some good shit before I came in here talking about this little trick, But I can't help it: she will be the next Lindsay for sure.

I took a break from reading all the gossip and shit, but I am pretty sure Taylor has followed kinda the same steps as the Lohan... cute child star, kinda ok teen star, adult trainwreck before the mid 20's?

Yes, Taylor, you're so shocking and edgy, you're sooooo cool!

Fucking irritating little twat.

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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K

Where the hell are this brat's parents?

Submitted by sonah22 on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 6:52pm.

And as for SATC influencing young girls, I CONCUR. I think a lot of girls who watched that show at a younger age are fucked in the head today cause they don't yet understand it. This is probably one of them.

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Just ask Miley. When she was 14 she called it her favorite show.

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YEAH AND I'M OFF FOR A VERY DIRTY GG MARTINI WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I was a virgin at her age, obsessed with Dawson's Creek and Leonardo DiCaprio, hoping my boyfriend didn't ask me to blow him because I was too prude for that shit. This girl is so beyond where I was at that age. Vibrator? Huh!!

Submitted by A.cotw on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 7:10pm.

Submitted by salacious on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 2:47pm.
The Sister who taught me Catechism in 2nd grade had a ping-pong paddle and an arm like Sandy Koufax. Once,the entire second floor of my grammar school heard a child screaming for the police when she was spanking him. Does Sister Mary Brass Knuckles of the Red Cross still exist?

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I don't know about that sister but there's plenty of them I guess... I remember hearing stories from other kids who got pinched by some evil nuns in my school.

I honestly hope that those of hairy cunts are pulling that S&M shit in jail... or in hell.

Check out this article.

http://www.nrc.nl/international/article2530647.ece/Catholic_nuns_also_ab...

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.

Whoever said that detachable shower heads are better than vibrators is spot fucking on. I want to install one in my bathroom but don't need to be interrogated by the old man about it.

*whistles "Nowhere Man" by the Beatles but replaces "nowhere man" with "neighbor man" God I need my head checked*

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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley

My parents used to search my room constantly so I would have probably been grounded for a vibrator (in retaliation I would go through my parents stuff and they had pornos, a vibrator, The Rabbit, Joy of Sex book etc...) either way they kept a tight leash (not in an S&M way) on me and they would have KILLED me if at the age of 16 I told anyone that a vibrator was my best friend in a bragging tone. Don't get me wrong, I have NO problems with vibrators, but where are the parents to teach her some self respect ? Her parents probably have three-ways/gangbangs with Dina Lohan and the Cyrus family and ride double dildos while orgasming listening to each other yell out how famous they are and how much money they make.
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Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 1:08pm.
You're a foster parent with good sense!
I nominate you for Hot Slut of The Day.

Submitted by Anima on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 12:21pm.
If her parents were in a lower tax bracket,she might have been on the junior beauty pageant circuit by the age of 7. RIP,JonBenet Ramsey.

Submitted by salacious on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 2:47pm.
The Sister who taught me Catechism in 2nd grade had a ping-pong paddle and an arm like Sandy Koufax. Once,the entire second floor of my grammar school heard a child screaming for the police when she was spanking him. Does Sister Mary Brass Knuckles of the Red Cross still exist?

Submitted by sonah22 on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 6:49pm.

Submitted by salacious on Sat, 07/17/2010 - 6:42pm.

In fact, I'm so in love with Sasha Grey right now that I think she should be A-list and deserves to be treated like royalty... that girl is a fucking star, no pun intended.

--I've seen some of Sasha Grey's stuff, and um, it was pretty disturbing! It's amazing how hardcore porn can get these days. Or maybe I'm picking the wrong categories/sites.

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Well, Sasha's work is not "two girls one cup" type of disturbing. She'll ask to be slapped or choked. I like that she looks natural and doesn't have big fake tits or ass implants either.

In the videos I've seen she is not fully waxed, and that's VERY rare these days. I'm glad that that she's not into looking like a little girl.

She's also very smart and has already been in one mainstream movie.

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.

Black eyeshadow is way too harsh on her pale skin ick. The stockings are hot though <3

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