You might want to kill the breaker that powers the part of your brain that creates visuals before you read this quote from 16-year-old Taylor Momsen. Or you might end up sharing a cell with Icy Spicy Leoncie. Taylor Glasby from Disorder Magazine (via Styleite) asked Taylor if she's dating anybody. Obviously, Taylor doesn't have time for dudes, because she's currently involved in an unhealthy relationship with black fucking shit eyeshadow!
Taylor Glasby writes this about Taylor's answer to her question:
"She also grins when asked if she’s single, and replies that she is, that she’s not into guys, waits a beat, then adds she’s not gay but just bored of men and her best friend is her vibrator."
When we (Yes, I'm speaking for all of us again) were 16, we played with Tonka Trucks and Legos....not vibrators! Okay, yes we played with vibrators, but we didn't brag about it to everyone and anyone. Okay, yes we did brag about it to anybody with a semi-working eardrum, but we didn't shout it into a magazine. Okay, yes we would've told the school newsletter about that shit if they asked....but...I don't even know what I'm writing anymore.
Well, at least Taylor doesn't have a standing appointment at the free clinic and a neverending prescription for morning after pills. So good for her that she shares a "Best Friends Forever" heart necklace with a vibrator. And now we're all going to jail.